Morning, folks! I hope you've all got a very good night's rest. It's break week, after all. Who needs a sock hop to party?
Anyway, here's what you did yesterday that the squirrels found fit to print.Quinn
planned out the new school year yesterday, like a smart little camper. Alexander
took some time to pack up and get himself ready to bust the hell out of here. Nathan
didn't put nearly as much thought into any of it - he was busy poisoning his lungs on the deck. And in news that's sure to bring a smile to everyone's faces, Sam Puckett
is no longer a honey badger. And apparently the events that lead up to this have once again horribly traumatised Topher
, which means I think he has immunity from getting punched in the face by girls for the day.
But just the day.
A whole string of mourners set up outside Sookie
's room, as she was getting ready to leave. Raven
is the first one in line for a teary goodbye. Emma
is next, though she comes bearing promises of orgies. You have to give it to her, the girl knows a party. Bobby
the I'm-taking-he's-the-boyfriend offers Sookie some goodbye snuggles, while Karla
supplied the goodbye pouting. Thanks, Karls. Simon
offers his big sib a goodbye, and Rinoa
just wants to make sure Sookie sticks to this place like rubber.
Professor Columbus Ohio
tried to escape the island yesterday morning, with failure as his only result. Ow. I'm sorry, professor, that's got to sting. Elsewhere, Professor Ghanima
discusses the pregnancy of someone called Alice with someone called Leto. I don't know who these people are, but it sounds a little talkshow-y already. Then Leto
reassured Alice right after - which is slightly more touchy-feely, so maybe we should just leave those kids to their private lives. On the causeway, Karla
got her boyfriend a minivan for their anniversary. Wow, sis, you sure know how to make a man happy. Minivans are the manly man's choice in transportation. You're a lucky man, Warren.
*brief silence, snickering in the background*
...In working news, Butters
is working on what I presume is his very own tinfoil hat. Nice going, Butters, buddy. Angelica
was early at the Gig, while Alex Russo
bustled through her last shift. Victor
tried to go through his summer vegetable collection before summer takes a hike into the sunset, and Momoko
was also hard at work during her very last shift.Jake
got horse feed at Caritas, and I suddenly feel a lot less confident about their mixed drinks. Across town, Jack Sparrow
had a half-off-for-graduates special going on, which Sookie
took advantage of. Then Jessica took advantage of Sookie.
The chance to talk to Sookie.
Finally, Sookie made her last goodbye visit to Eric
, owner of that fine establishment. I'm sure it was emotional.
And speaking of emotional, that's the end of today's broadcast. I hope you have a good time today, and don't feel afraid to let those tears flow.