WTFH

Hades: "Guess who's back, kids? It's your old pal, Hades. That's right. Me. Hades. The squirrels have roped me in again, but I'm not alone. Meet...who the heck are you?"

Ellen: "Ellen Harvelle. That supposed to be Hades as in 'Lord of the Underworld', or s'there another reason your head's on fire?"

Hades: "Lord of the Underworld, God of the Dead, party animal, lover of mortals and prince of pizzazz. At your service. This is Fandom Radio, and if you haven't figured that out by now, I'm thinking your brain has been turned into pie."

Ellen: "Hey now, no need to be rude about it. Been in town all of two days and already I'm getting accosted by squirrels and herded into a radio station with a sarcastic deity. Now, are you going to yammer on all night or pass me some of those notes?"

( For the love of Fandom, you people talk way too much )