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Fandom Radio, April 10
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trashmouth7.livejournal.comHey Fandom, this is Richie Tozier letting you know what you did today, and why it was dumb.
( Hooray rum! )
( Hooray rum! )
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Friday, April 4th, 2008 01:47 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comHey there Fandom! This is Rich Tozier, coming at you with his very first sober Radio! Let's get excited. *squirrel chittering* Yes, more rum for you. *excited chittering!* Um. Barbossa, I really apologize if you come in here and the place is full of passed out squirrels.
( Oh, there's news? )
( Oh, there's news? )
Fandom Radio, March 21
Friday, March 21st, 2008 09:50 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comThis is a very hungover Rich Tozier, bringing you the news for yesterday. *squirrels chitter* Don't hate. I needed my booze. AND I have girl scout cookies. But none for squirrels, since they said they'd protect me from angels and didn't.
( Not like you did anything cool anyway )
( Not like you did anything cool anyway )
Fandom Radio, March 14
Friday, March 14th, 2008 04:03 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comHey Fandom, assuming any of you are still here to listen. I feel like I should be running away right about now, but I'm hoping the squirrels will protect me. Like fuzzy good luck charms. Angel stuff is at the end, kids, go get a drink while I talk about the other boring stuff you did today.
( For now, rum will also help! )
( For now, rum will also help! )
Fandom Radio, March 6
Friday, March 7th, 2008 04:18 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comHey there Fans, I am glad to see, that you - all back part from a break and free from, (we hope,) illnesses. H'm. It was supernatural. Someone feels supernatural?
( Um )
( Um )
Fandom Radio, February 28 (v.v. late, I know)
Friday, February 29th, 2008 12:33 pmtrashmouth7.livejournal.comGood evening Fandom--hell, you're almost all away and I hate you, because while you get to hang out with foreign hotties and drink tequila, I'm here. With squirrels. Who blame me that we're not at some cool location right now. On the other hand, I'm much bigger than them and can therefore hide their booze if they don't start getting nicer.
( News! )
( News! )
Fandom Radio, February 21
Friday, February 22nd, 2008 03:32 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comHappy Wednesday, Fandom. Don't act like you're not excited.
( Sometimes, you do stuff. It's news. )
And seriously, kids, don't eat DOOMCAKES. Or anything that doesn't know its flavor. Or anything that is pronounced in all capitals. Just because it hurts me, because when you do something dumb, I smack myself in the face. It's a nervous tic, I can't help it. So stop!
Night!
( Sometimes, you do stuff. It's news. )
And seriously, kids, don't eat DOOMCAKES. Or anything that doesn't know its flavor. Or anything that is pronounced in all capitals. Just because it hurts me, because when you do something dumb, I smack myself in the face. It's a nervous tic, I can't help it. So stop!
Night!
(no subject)
Friday, February 15th, 2008 02:33 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comGooooood evening Fandom! This is your sad and pathetic host, Rich Tozier, coming at you live from a pile of rum and squirrels. Not dirty! It's helping me get through the pain of being lonely.
( Wheeeee! )
( Wheeeee! )
(no subject)
Friday, February 8th, 2008 12:26 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comHey there Fandom! This is Rich Tozier, reporting on this day, which I recently learned was Thursday. I'm blaming it on squirrels, which is now my new default excuse.
( News! )
Well, that appears to be all of the news I have for you tonight. Just make sure to avoid giant hornets and girls with guns. Goodnight!
( News! )
Well, that appears to be all of the news I have for you tonight. Just make sure to avoid giant hornets and girls with guns. Goodnight!
Fandom Radio, January 31
Friday, February 1st, 2008 01:52 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comHey Fandom, this is Rich Tozier, bringinging you the news on the last night of January. One down, 11 more to go.
Oh, and me and the squirrels watched 'Confused and on an Island' tonight. Everytime we were confused, we took a shot. I've never watched it before, so yes. I may have drank my own weight in rum.
( Newstime! )
Alright, everyone, this appears to be all the news I have for you today. Remember, you only have 14 days till Valentine's Day. So start desperately looking for dates now. Also remember that squirrels take bribes in rum, and all other bribes are decided on a per-case basis.
I'll see you next week. Until then, don't do anything stupider than usual.
Oh, and me and the squirrels watched 'Confused and on an Island' tonight. Everytime we were confused, we took a shot. I've never watched it before, so yes. I may have drank my own weight in rum.
( Newstime! )
Alright, everyone, this appears to be all the news I have for you today. Remember, you only have 14 days till Valentine's Day. So start desperately looking for dates now. Also remember that squirrels take bribes in rum, and all other bribes are decided on a per-case basis.
I'll see you next week. Until then, don't do anything stupider than usual.
Fandom Radio, January 24
Friday, January 25th, 2008 01:05 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comHellooo Fandom! This is an appreciative Rich Tozier, bringing you the news and mocking for today, with some help from my new best friends, the squirrels with rum.
And just to reassure anyone who may have misinterpreted yesterday's class topic, don't worry-- things can only be 'too soon' when they happen in my life.
( Newstime! )
*papers shuffling* Well, I think that's all the news the squirrels have for me. *swish* And it's also almost all of the rum they had for me. So, I think this brings the broadcast to a close. Happy birthday to Dean, and if anyone sees a loose Jello Dragon, just remember that I called dibs on the red ones. Or any alcohol ones, also. Oh, and I hope your pets stop going crazy. Kitten hats are definitely not the next big thing.
Night!
And just to reassure anyone who may have misinterpreted yesterday's class topic, don't worry-- things can only be 'too soon' when they happen in my life.
( Newstime! )
*papers shuffling* Well, I think that's all the news the squirrels have for me. *swish* And it's also almost all of the rum they had for me. So, I think this brings the broadcast to a close. Happy birthday to Dean, and if anyone sees a loose Jello Dragon, just remember that I called dibs on the red ones. Or any alcohol ones, also. Oh, and I hope your pets stop going crazy. Kitten hats are definitely not the next big thing.
Night!
Fandom Radio, January 10
Friday, January 11th, 2008 02:00 amtrashmouth7.livejournal.comHello Fandom! This is the one and only Rich Tozier, formerly DJ extrordinare, currently not at all a bitter drunk teacher. This is a totally valid coping mechanism, kids. Especially when hungry-looking rodents are staring at you.
Consider this an apology to anyone I insulted over the squirrels. They exist, they're creepy, and I'm kind of disturbed by this.
( So, on to the news. )
And, well, that's all the news these formerly-imaginary-animals have given me for tonight, so this is me, signing off. Best of luck with sleeping off your hangovers, and here's hoping we make it through the weekend relatively intact.
Consider this an apology to anyone I insulted over the squirrels. They exist, they're creepy, and I'm kind of disturbed by this.
( So, on to the news. )
And, well, that's all the news these formerly-imaginary-animals have given me for tonight, so this is me, signing off. Best of luck with sleeping off your hangovers, and here's hoping we make it through the weekend relatively intact.