WTFH

"This is Greg Sanders, and I am broadcasting from my safety tent here in the radio station. That's right, you heard me. SAFETY TENT. I JUST got back from vacation, guys, and what do I find? Zillions of people. Zillions. And all of you have vocal chords and think that is AWESOME and like to exercise them and SERIOUSLY DUDES JUST STOP. WE KNOW YOU CAN TALK. QUIT DOING IT.

*sigh*

If anyone would like to join me in the safety tent, that's too bad.

Unless you're my hot blonde alien girlfriend. Isabel, you can come. You don't talk all the time.

( Radio is long tonight. And drunken. )

An' I'm aaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll done! Night-night Fandom! I'm sleepin' in my tent! Izzy you an' your kitty can come join me but NO ONE ELSE. 'Cept the squirrelses. If they have more boozeses."

[And now she dead from code. Squirrels with booze courtesy of my wonderful fellow recappers kypriothschoice, socksofcool, fates_jaye and likeguidelines.]

"Ho, ho, ho, Fandom! Merry almost-Christmas-kinda! I am quite full of cheer and also bacon at the moment.

Schooliness!

Applied Science built cars out of index cars, and Science! displayed our science fair stuff! Philosophy of Values had a review session and turned in their essays, and Ethics had eggbabies. Weirdos. I wonder if that means that they had them, like they have them now, or if they gave birth to them. Myth Into History learned how Xena saved Christmas - whatever - and Dance worked on their finals yay!

Principal Washburn, Dr. Reid and Mr. Sam and Dean's Daddy all had office hours and the office was open. In the library, Cally looked for books and Joxer talked to the most beautiful girl in the world about...her egg baby.

Um. Honey? Please, please tell me that what I speculated about giving birth to the baby eggs was just me being a dumbass.

...so anyway newspaper types met, and Conner and English Peter, Pippi and Billy and Jake all ate in the cafeteria.

Dorminess!

So anyway, Nadia got the other side of some story from Bel. I have no idea what story is meant, so I'm going to say that it's the story about Goldilocks and the three bears, and Bel told her about how the poor broken chairs felt. Anyways, Cally wanted to hear the story too, and Parker apparently didn't like the story or something because she was a big Miss Crankpants. Shock.

Elsewhere, Aeryn introduced her boyfriend to her egg child, which sounds relatively untraumatizing so that's good. And Sam and egg child visited Jack who was sad. Aww, poor Jack. And the most gorgeous girl in the world wrapped gifts.

And finally, Nadia was on the roof with her guitar and apparently wasn't the happiest camper, so naturally Pip came along shortly to yell at her.

Towniness!

Aziraphale was hanging in the park, and he met Mercer. Lucy told him all about Blair, who came to welcome him back. The Doctor helped him catch up, Dr. Wilson joined him, natch, Billy ran by and Leo came by as well.

Marie visited Empire Records, and the twins opened Sparky Repairs. Venture Industries was open, and the prettiest girl ever went to All and Sundries. Bridge and English Peter visited Stuff for Sale to find Hanukkah goodies, and Clark tried to get egg nogg at the Devil's Nest - which, in light of the recent children being adopted, seems a little sick - and then hung out with Lucy.

The clinic was quiet for the first shift, and then Dr. Pevensie had her hours.

And that's it, people! Night and don't forget to kiss your egg children goodnight!"

"Hey guys, it's Greg Sanders and I'm back and up and in action this week after a cold! I know, that's like, the most exciting thing ever for you guys to hear. You all missed me.

Schooliness!

Okay, so just to kick things off, the appliances were singing today. I wish that kind of thing would happen more. Singing appliances. I mean, my hair dryer sang a little ditty to me this morning, and it was kind of nice.

Um. I mean, I don't have a hair dryer. That's a chick thing.

Um, so anyway, Dance...danced...to the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies. And Applied Science made puff mobiles, and Ethics talked about what's Vader's problem. I think it's the all-black thing. It's throwing off his eqilibrium. Or something.

Anyway, War Theory headed out to visit another planet, Philosophy of Values had a test, Science! built marshmallow shooters, and Myth Into History learned about creative first aid. Gangrene - fun for the whole family!

And in terms of office hours, The Doctor-slash-Cher, Dr. Wilson, Aziraphale, Dr. Reid and Lorne had them, and the office itself was open.

In the library, Willow and Rory talked about coloring books - they strike me as very 'in the lines' girls - Angela and Rory talked about Thanksgiving, and River stopped in, too.

And the newsy types met, yay, and in the cafeteria, Chad told Mac about how his interesting ensemble today was part of a bet.

Dorminess!

So this morning, Lana, Jim and Conner went running together, yay!

Nadia was reading on the roof, which sounds very cold and unpleasant but hey, I just got over the plague. Anyway, Chad showed up to talk about books and languages, as you do.

Aww, sad. Blair and River broke up. But more amusingly, Jamie stopped by to see English Peter and they talked about Seely and Willow kissing and all. Walter and Pippi talked about the thing that they talked about last night. You know, the thing. That one thing. With the stuff.

Teddy and Ranma apologized to each other, the twins talked to Ranma about the pageant, Sakurazaki was kind of awkward with Ranma, and a giant Mexican bunny told Ranma to sleep.

Weiss headed home, Draco played with his computer, Willow snuggled with English Peter, and...um.

Um. Okay, I didn't really need to know that Cally has a vibrator. Or that it was singing, and please, please, dear God, don't let that be a euphemism. Please.

Um. I...am so uncomfortable right now. MOVING ON.

Chad helped Teddy over-organize his comics collection, and Billy's phone and stereo sang to him. And finally, I took my beautiful girlfriend cupcakes, and Aeryn and Rory had a deep, in-depth conversation about the cuteness of pandas.

And continuing with the reading thing, Dawn was bored in the common room, and was quickly joined by Dean, Bridge, Alanna, Peter who's my roommate, Conner and Alec. I wonder if they all read. Think they sat around and read aloud? Ooh! Maybe someone did needlework!

Ooh. This just in. Jamie and English Peter were all, 'Dude, we should prank Seely,' and tried to do things to his toilet seat, but they ended up stuck to it and all my discomfort is gone, hahahahhahahahaahhahahaahhahaa.

Towniness!

The twins opened up Sparky Repairs, Sister Rosette and Chrono left the church for the day, and Dawn visited with Giles and they talked about the mini-apocalypse!

River talked to Jane about her boy woe at All and Sundries, and there was Clay Aiken. I don't know. The Photo Hut remains to be hiring, Hitsuzen was open, and Alanna interviewed Aly for the paper.

In the Devil's Nest, Aiden decided to visit the new place. Giles stopped by, and Dr. Wilson waited until Aziraphale showed up, who then apologized to Mr. Lucy (I don't want to actually say his name, 'kay? If I do, lightning will strike me down and wreak havoc with my hair), who in turn met Yuuko.

Phoebe was distracted while she opened Caritas, and then Dr. Venture taunted her. Whoo! Was there a rumble? I ask, of course, because Bel was there.

And finally, Dr. Troy filled up Dr. Venture's prescriptions in the morning at the clinic, and it was quiet at night.

And that's all, Fandom! Keep cool, stay kosher, and try not to picture anything I talked about too hard or your brain will melt out your ears!"

"Heeeeeya Fandom, this is Greg and I'm here broadcasting live and with awesome hair. Today you guys actually did stuff! It's exciting!

Schooliness!

War Theory talked about a field trip you guys are going on, and it's not to Vegas which kind of sucks because that was really fun. Also there was murder, except not really, and also there was fetishness. Anyway, Dance played DDR, and dude, I am so, so good at that thing. Everyone would be jealous of my mad skillz. That was with a 'Z,' guys. Philosophy of Values talked about 'need versus greed,' and I'm not really sure what that means. I mean, I personally think I need an Alfa Romero, but that's me. On that note, Christmas is coming up and you all now know something on my list.

In Science!, we talked about the layers of the earth, and Applied Science made radios out of coconuts. That sounds like a really good superpower, oh em gee. Ethics talked about the seven deadly sins, none of which are a problem for me, and Myth into History studied China. Like the country or like what you eat off of? Either one is interesting, I guess. My grandma has an obsession with China. Not the one from Norway, the other one.

Mr. Sam and Dean's Daddy, Dr. Reid, Mr. Aziraphale, and Dr. Wilson all had office hours, which is fascinating, really.

Little Miss Mean and Cold opened the library, and talked to Ms. Readman. Then she had her little newspaper meeting, and on an unrelated note, there was also self defense club.

Dorminess!

Aeryn and John were dirty this morning, and Lana and Conner went for a run. Marty and Angela snuggled, awwwww, and Molly told Ray about a spider in her room. Be careful, Molly! Spiders are scary. Ranma was visited by a crow, who is apparently Sakurazaki. Oh, hey, it's because Cally did it to her. Oops.

Bridge was visited by a really upset Rory, awww. I wonder what happened. Also, Seely walked Parker back to her room and they made out. Or kissed, whatever. And then Eric stopped by.

In the salle, English Peter helped Charlene with the working out thing.

In the third floor common room, Dawn thought there was an apocalypse. So Lavender, Schrodinger, Joxer, Evie and Carmela all showed up to offer their support in various ways. Joxer, for instance, showed his support by getting doughnuts.

Towniness!

Jamieplayed Go Fish in Caritas, and Cally showed off in the park - but don't worry, she's not a demon, though she does flail and throw fire around and pay attention to ducks.

Giles's shop was closed for an apocalypse, and Dawn freaked out. Poor Dawn. It's okay! He's probably just a drama queen. Meanwhile, there were posters for Teal Dear, and the twins made their own fun at work. Sister Rosette read in the church, and there were more Squishy flavors at All and Sundries. And Parker and Seely had a date, whee!

Okay, in Caritas, Teal Dear set up for their show, and Parker got at Nadia about how she GOT HIGH ON THE ROOF last week. Ahem. Also, Lana and Bel talked about Thanksgiving, and Phoebe encouraged Lana before talking to Bel about Cally.

Billy was there, and Anders told Teddy about the Baltimore fiasco. Chad talked to Teddy after the performance. My beautiful girlfriend talked to Seely about That Bitch Who Impersonated Her, and Parker told my beautiful girlfriend about her date with Seely.

Sakurazaki and Teddy did the groupie thing, and Dr. Wilson talked to a paper duck for awhile. I...don't have words. Doc, are you okay? Nadia sidled up to the bar with Walter, and Parker talked to Anders about Bel. Ranma and Sakurazaki took it to the lounge, and Chad talked to Evie about the show.

Finally, in the clinic in the morning, there were nurses, and in the evening, there was Luke, who was visited by Rory. Maybe he made her cry, which was why she went to see Bridge. Oh, dude. I bet he insulted her hair. Go Luke, go! It's boring hair!

Um. Anyway. Night, Fandom!"

"Howdy, folks, it's a most Gregtastic night here in Fandom, and I'm here to bring you the highs, the lows, the ups, the downs, the shiny, the less-shiny-but-still-nice, and all the things in between.

Schooliness!

The office, she was open. The office could be a he, I guess, but that loses that pretentious, French thing I was going for.

Dorminess!

'Kay, so this morning, River apparently decided no more ice cream for Berthold, which is sad for poor Berthold. And Jude made pancakes! He and Door enjoy talking to animals, and Door met Joxer and Sakurazaki, and then she was all, 'Oh hey, Conner, you're all blond.' And then Sakurazaki worried at Jude so he made her a heart pancake and dude, I am so stealing that move. Though maybe I shouldn't say that on the radio. Um. Isabel, if you're listening, I was just kidding! So if I ever do that, it's totally an original idea of mine!

So anyways, um, Ranma nabbed Jude on his lonesome, and Sakurazaki admired Conner's hair. Then Joxer made Jude dance and talked dating with Sakurazaki and annoyed Conner. And poor Teddy hadn't eaten real food this week, so while he was noshing, he bonded with Sakurazaki heard all about Joxer and his sidekick and apologized to Ranma. And then the twins showed up to do a pancake dance. As one does.

In other news, Tyler headed out, and dude, I hope you come back because we lack Stickbug completeness without you. Did you hear me, Tyler Durden? YOU COMPLETE US.

...ahem.

Anyway, Ranma told Jude all about how he loves Sakurazaki, and oh em gee drama! In less dramatic news, Cally read, as did Rory, though the latter did it from on top of her desk and who the hell reads like that? Weirdo. So, continuing with THE DRAMA, Jude told Sakurazaki what Ranma told him! And then Edward was whoa hyper at his brother which isn't DRAMATIC but I can dig. Angela brought Marty a stuffed penguin, and my roomie was really distracted. Dude, you should be so glad I'm not going to be back in the room until you're sleeping, since I'd probably decide we should go squirrel fishing or something. And then to top off the OH EM GEE DRAMA, Chad found Ranma asleep on the floor, aw.

This evening, Bel was watching that show with the guys and the scary thingies in the fifth floor common room, and Cam talked him into, um, shimmering him to see Veronica. Okay, no offense, but Bel, for such a badass power, 'shimmer' is kind of a word lacking in badassery. You should call it...TRANSMOGRIFY. I would totally let you transmogrify me all over the place! Unless that actually means something dirty, in which case never mind. Pip slept all day - go Pip, wow - and Cally thought it was a dull day because she didn't see her girlfriend. Aww. But, you know, time apart for couples is good! Isabel, for instance, is not sitting in my lap while I tell you all this very exciting news today. Though, honey, that'd be a sweet broadcast, huh? Oh, and Buffy wanted classes to start. Like, now.

Towniness!

Dr. Wilson and Mr. Phale were in the Perk, and Jane wasn't the biggest fan ever of the Squishy machine.

River visited Giles in his store, and Dawn and Molly got ice cream. I want ice cream now.

Mr. The played his guitar in the park, and Clark, Pippi and Chad all stopped by to hear. And meanwhile, in the clinic, Walter continued to feel icky.

Also, also, also, Mr. The made a thingy in front of his house, and Chad talked to him about it. Mr. Giles was all thinky, and Mr. Sam and Dean's Daddy was brood-tastic. Oh, and Parker and Jarod were filled with tension. I think they should be filled with pudding instead.

Oh, and finally, congrats to Jack! Apparently, Teal Dear's van is named Dave, thanks to him, and he gets to go to Baltimore! Yay Jack, and night to the rest of you!"

Hi Fandom, hi, I have had lots of coffee and it is VERY exciting and you guys should have coffee too because I know you're jealous and you wish you had coffee but you probably don't so okay yay radio time!

Classiness!

Okay so Criminal Justice played dress-up, Acting warmed up and then talked and in Humor, we told jokes and Spying people took a test and played a game, and in Bio, we hunted poker chips, and in Music they sang duets and and and Literature painted....

*deep breath*

Aaaaaaaaand Vader and Daisy and Mary had office hours and the office was open and so was the library, which was opened by the prettiest girl in the world and Archaeology Club met and talked and explored and there were teachers and Fencing Club met and they warmed up and Zuko demonstrated and then they practiced....

Dorminess!

...and River and Broots and Dean all visited Blair and English Peter took care of a very sick Willow and Lana was visited by Lavender and Cally and Jim and Parker had a mental breakdown or something and Matilda visited the twins and Al found out his friend is coming and he told his brother and Billy the dragon blinked....

*breathing*

...aaaaaaand Billy sat in the sink in the common room and Nadia watched stuff about animal sex and Tyler thought that lizards were hot and Tyler dude you need help....

Towniness!

...and Rosette traumatized Teddy at Sparky Repairs and Pippi showed up too and Jamie was all loungey and the Doctor and Natalie visited the bookstore and Faithful did his radio thing and the coffee club met and people talked and Mac made the twins join and Pippi danced at Caritas and the clinic was quiet and I am all done now I need sleep night Fandom night!

"Hey, hey, hey Fandom, this is Greg Sanders and I'm here broadcasting live. Unless you're listening to the podcast, which Jaye already bitched about last night so I'll skip that and ahead to the relatively good stuff.

Schooliness

Okay, so War Theory went over Moral Law, which sounds a lot like Santa Claus's area. Like, Moral Law means that someone out there knows when you're being good or bad and if you're the latter, then you're getting the social equivalent of coal in your stocking. And in Philosophy of Values talked about choice versus chance, and I wanna know if all the lessons have those cute little almost-rhymey themes.

So, in Dance, they waltzed, and I don't know how to waltz but that would be really cool to learn. In Science! we did stuff with motion, which is when you run around or fall down or move at all and it is very, very important, dudes. Myth into History talked about Goliath who was big. Did you guys talk about David? Let's hear it for scrawny guys who can kick some ass! I am so investing in a slingshot. And in Ethics, there were cookies and apparently Darth Jamie. Hey, Jamie, dude? Did you do the breathey thing? Because that is scary and it really makes the whole thing.

So, the library was open but it was boring and no one came in. Probably because Rory bites. Not dirty, just mean. And Principal Washburn, Mr. Sam and Dean's Daddy, Mr. Aziraphale, Dr. Wilson, and Dr. Reid all had office hours, and also the office was open.

And in clubbiness, Self Defense met, made with the introducey and mingled, and the paper people met and talked to Rory. Ick.

Okay, and in the cafeteria, Walter ate pizza with a heavy Swedish accent. You know, my people are Norwegian. I could try to say that in a Norwegian accent. Peeza. Peeeeeeeeezzzaaaaaa. Peezza.

I think I'm done now.

Dorminess

Okay so this morning in the fifth floor common room, Lyra made French toast but the only one to show was John Connor. WTF, people? It's French toast. You show up for French toast.

Unless, of course, you were on the roof, for which I can forgive people as apparently a whole hell of a lot happened up there. Such as Bel giving Matilda a run-through on not emoing at the plants, and Cally testing her hooch. Correction - her viper hooch. Now, I don't know what hooch is, but it sounds really dirty. So Cally, either you are really brazen, or there was some kind of weird orgy thing going on on top of the roof...or else I'm confused about the meaning of this word. It certainly doesn't fit in with the further roof stuff involving Bel apparently getting his ass kicked by Nadia, though Billy stretching might have been related to the hooch and viper stuff.

Anyways, so the twins and Matilda are still throwing paper at each other, and Bridge made with the meditating while Anders and Door distracted him. Lana and Jim were totally hot and heavy once they get Chad to leave. Poor Chad, having to leave. I mean, not that you probably wanted to stay, but dude, where did you go?

Blair and River were kinda adorable earlier today, and Ranma talked to Teddy about being a girl. Whatever floats your boat, man.

In the fourth floor common room, the twins partook of Sakurazaki's brownies probably not dirty. And in the fifth floor common room, Nadia channel-surfed and talked to Anders about bad luck, and then Lavender offered to make Bel puke slugs. That would be whoa useful. Can we make anyone do that? Just for fun?

Luke and Rory headed into space, and that whole sentence just made me really nervous. Here's hoping she didn't make them explode by crashing them into a satellite or anything. Because that would actually screw up someone's cell phone reception, which is really sad. Bel got a call from his lady, and Jack watched the storm from his window. Eric talked to Parker about Jaye, and dude, way to score on a Homecoming date. I mean, she's naturally not as good a date as the one I have, but then who is?

Jude and Sakurazaki had a date, and Walter was asked to tell Nadia she's an idiot. Ouch. Tough situation, man. That's when I'd be fleeing to do something else. Like feeding my cat! Even if I don't have a cat. It's a great excuse, shut up. Tyler and Alec were all sneakalicious, and the twins chatted.

On the third floor, Will was watching froggies on the TV. Alphonse came along and discussed kitties and froggies, and kitties were a motif with English Peter as well, and he also talked about classes with Alphonse. See how everyone came full circle there? I like that. Do that more often, people.

Anyway, Chad and Will talked about the band going to Caritas, and he talked about being a bodyguard with English Peter, and being busy with Alphonse. Um, he talked about being busy to Alphonse. Not like, dirty. Peter who's my roomie asked Chad about sleep, which is random, and Will shared cookies. The Peters discussed copy-editing eagles, which I fully embrace, and my roommate who is Peter met Alphonse finally. Then Agnes showed, and she talked to Chad about size - which doesn't matter, Alphonse about magic, and she said hi to the Peters.

And in other news, Billy watched a movie in the fourth floor common room.

Towniness

Aw, Marie too lunch to Jamie at Empire Records, and Sakurazaki surprised Jude at Luke's. Isabel, I expect a surprise visit at Caritas this weekend! Except now it's not really a surprise. Don't worry, I'll make a surprised face anyway. And Sister Rosette went to confession, which is kinda cool. I always wanted to hang out in one of those little booth thingies. No reason. Just to hang out.

Barbossa did his radio thingy, and the band was on. Then Willow stopped by to feed the squirrels. Did you feed them nuts, Willow? Because that is a stereotype. Some squirrels like gummi bears. Take that into account, people.

Jane was a productive employee and was chilling in the storage room at All and Sundries today, and Dawn helped Giles out in his store, while Billy wanted a book for Lit.

Cafe Fina was open, as was the clinic. Tonight at Caritas, Jaye played bartender. This resulted in Coach GOB Boss Guy, Angela, Marty and Mr. Sam and Dean's Daddy talking with her and antagonizing her. As you do. And Eric walked in, and then out. Also as you do.

And that's it, guys. Feed the squirrels well, don't emo at the plants, and remember that if things get bad you can always feed your cat."

"Hiiiiii, Fandom! This is Greg, bringing you the best and the worst of Fandom news today, and I'd just like to let everyone know that my hair is awesome. In case you were curious.

Schooliness

Okay, so in Applied Science, they went over Newton's Laws, which re totally my favorite laws. Much better than Murphy, you know. Such a pessimist. Anyway, after class, Z asked Professor Cranston for his autograph. Why doesn't anyone ask me for my autograph. My signature is all loopy and pretty. And in Science!, we went on a field trip, and we were weetiny, and it was AWESOME.

And Philosophy of Values discussed objective versus subjective, which sounds complicated so I'm skipping, and in Dance they tangoed. Yay, dirty? And in Ethics, they talked about lying, and after class, Jamie offered Vader an inhaler and Rory was all uptight and bossy as usual. In Myth into History, they talked about Ares and Aphrodite, and War Theory discussed power and stuff.

Zee oh em gee, everyone had office hours today, including Lorne, Dean and Sam's Daddy, Professor Poppins, Dr. Reid, The, Dr. Covington, all of whom were unvisited.

Meanwhile, Dean Tick was visited by Jamie, Dr. Wilson and V were both visited by Pippi, and okay, dude, this V guy? Needs titles. Or like, a full name. You get two titles! You're Professor Mr. V. Anyways, Professor Adair was also visited by Professor Cranston, Professor Rory's Mommy was visited by Zuko, and Professor Sciuto was visited by Pete.

In the library, Ms. Readman and uptight Rory talked about books, and Rory trained Bridge. Wow, maybe she's not so uptight after all. *whipping sound* Anyways, Lavender wanted a cookbook, and Door talked to Rory about the boogaloo. Seriously, double-ewe tee eff, library? It's all...kinky in there today. I'm a little scared. And then Rory talked to Angela and then Angela trained...Isabel?

...is there footage? Please say there is.

And finally, several people had lunch in the cafeteria today, and here's hoping they survive till tomorrow.

Dorminess

Okay, in the gym, Joxer beat up Billy, or they sparred or something.

Jack asked my beautiful and wonderful girlfriend who may or may not have been dirty with Angela in the library yay to change the color of Cedric's bean bag chair, and Will left a note for Teddy before heading out.

Cally thought Demyx was warm, and Anders got tackled. Sakurazaki and Jude were all cute an' stuff, and Jack taught Cedric about gravity. Molly was glad Krycek's back, and Rory and Luke were all chatty about classes and emotions. Then Sam and Dawn talked about guns and boy parts, and wow is that not a pleasant combination. Willow helped the prettiest girl named Isabel ever with her campaign posters, and Liz and Janet were kind of...um. Dirty and stuff. And Jamie showed off his normal clothes to Z.

In the third floor common room, there was lots of British food. Mac was all confused 'cause Lavender's not gonna go to college, and Parker didn't recognize Mac. English Peter showed up because it's his native foodness, and Billy waved to Lavender. Luke introduced himself to Lavender, and talked to English Peter about jailbreaks.

Lyra talked to Lavender about witches and daemons, and met Parker. Peter who's my roomie met Lavender, and talked to Bridge about a juggling support group. Bridge then talked to Lavender about how he's a growing boy or something, and....

Okay. I swear I am reading this straight from the notes. 'English Peter and Bridge talked about dick and euphemisms.'

*snickering for several seconds*

Um. Anyway. Stark learned about British food, Eric met a bunch of people, Parker was confused by pumpkin juice - ew -and Billy was upset on the fourth floor.

Towniness

Okay, so Chad, who is very big and speaks Spanish, was at the Perk this morning. Maia chatted with Jude at Luke's, and Billy Actually met Jane at All and Sundries. Barbossa had his radio show, and I love his advice. He told me to skywrite for my girlfriend and I did and she was happy! The pirate is totally a genius and everyone should listen to everything he says!

'Kay, so the church was closed for a kittycat's funeral, and Alec and Dean who looks like him went to shoot some pool. Also, Cafe Fina had some issues with kitchen staff, and Blair and Rosette hung out in the sewers looking for the hooker underground.

...people are weird. 'Kay, so in Caritas, Phoebe and Bel talked about killing demons, and Rosette got a free drink before agreeing to meet Blair underground. Blair then talked to Phoebe about killing, and Joxer talked to Phoebe about sparring with Billy. Lana got dating advice from Phoebe, and The was hanging out.

And in the clinic, Blair visited River.

And that's it, guys! More from me and my amazing locks next week!"

"Hi hi hi, Fandom, this is Greg Sanders, fresh from a land of rushing rivers, prudish old ladies, and mystical ball pits. Which, seriously, I think we need. Who's with me? Ball-diving for all! Not dirty.

Workshops Add Life!

Okay, so in Lying, which is taught by my fellow ball-lover not dirty, Jarod, they made lists of who they'd contact when looking for a missing person, and who they'd make friends with. I make friends with everyone, really. I don't need lists. Lists are for the narrow-minded! And I am...un-narrow with my mind! Or something.

In Earth Music they talked about their favorite kinds of music, and in Retail, they tried to get Mr. Blackadder to start carrying stuff in All and Sundries.

In Arts and Crafts, they made photo flower arrangements and added photos to their scrapbooks.

And finally, in Baking, we made chocolate snickerdoodles. Also? My recipe totally called for three cups of people. And I don't even understand that joke, but my notes seem to imply that it needed to be made.

Oh, and in the cafeteria, the food replicator was dragged out. I bet you could get some people there, too.

Dorms are It

So, this morning in the gym, Cameron was incredibly uncool. Apparent there was rapping. At Aeryn. It's okay, Cam, you can come live in the ball pit. We'll keep you safe there even if you're the unhippest of the unhip. Jamie, who can also frequent the ball pit, somehow got really good at fighting. Aeryn apologized to his sock. Awww! Did you give it a hug, Aeryn?

This morning, while I was unconscious like an unconscious thing, Peter who is my roommate woke up and facepalmed about the weekend. Sorry, buddy. There's a place for you among the colorful balls of the future though, not dirty. Bel and Phoebe woke up and realized that they only thought they were each other this weekend, which is weird. Were you all on drugs? Angela, Zack, Joxer, the Winchesters, and Hamlet joined the ranks of those waking and headdesking, hiding, or stabbing things. Or wanting to, anyway.

In the fifth floor common room, Nadia fell off a couch and made empanadas. She also made up with River, talked to Pippi about the wackiness that happened here this weekend while I was off falling into a river, consoled the pink-haired Seras, and got a recipe from Xander who is Australian.

Marty and Angela picnicked, Willow was talked out of hiding by English Peter, and Molly brought cookies to Cam and Charlene Kawalsky - and all of you guys can live in the ball pit if you want.

Phoebe talked to Piper about how she doesn't need to be protected from secrets, and see, I disagree. One time, I really felt that I didn't need to know why my sister got a bikini wax, but she decided to tell me. That was an instance where being protected from a secret would have been, in a nutshell, teh win.

Anyways, Jack and Sam the girl had a rather loud discussion, and if either of you ends up unhappy, ball pit is totally yours. Dawn was happy that her boyfriend was in his own body, which I can understand, and Z got a phone call.

Elsewhere, Bridge led a bunch of people on an adventure! And in this case, "a bunch" constituted Xander, Marie, Nadia, Bel and a kittycat, Al, Kaylee, Seras, Chloe, and Stark. So anyway, they found a room full of bouncy music and tunnels and stuff. Weird. Did you guys find more weird water? Someone get me a slideful!

...I bet a ball pit would be cooler. We'd just need to have music there, too.

In the third floor common room, my roomie built a card house, kinda. Hermione joined him and Tyler chatted about the weekend. Then Uptight Girl talked about art and painting her dog's toenails. Whatever. And Zero - who I still haven't met, what the hell? - talked to Peter about how she thought she was him this weekend.

And meanwhile, on the roof, Sakurazaki was emo and Jude tried to cheer her up. Dude, I'm telling you. Colorful balls make everything better not dirty.

Speaking of emo, Tim got a letter returned to him. Sucks to be you, dude. Pippi gave Walter a necklace, and Demyx joined the ranks of the embarrassed. Come to the ball pit, Demyx!

I'd Like to Buy the World a Town

Lana opened the bookstore, and town hall was open too. Sister Rosette came out of the closet, and I don't mean in a, 'Hey, Mom and Dad, you know my quote-and-quote roommate I've lived with for years and with whom I often disappear into dark corners....?' way, and she was at church.

And Sakurazaki, whose name I just learned to pronounce, stopped by some other unpronouncable place that started with an H. Anyway, Tim came back, and River and Sakurazaki said hi. Dude, that's so where the ball pit is going. The middle of the park.

In Caritas, Jarod met Sister Rosette, Sam the girl fought with Jarod about Jack, Phoebe spilled her woes, and Rosette met Clark.

And in the clinic this morning, Dr. Cox enjoyed fishies, and in evening, Janet dealt with the aftermath of the weekend.

Aaaaand finally, Coach Creepy Guy made a phone call, and he doesn't get to play in the ball pit. He'd probably be creepy. 'Cause he's Creepy Guy.

And that's it from me, people! Have a nice evening, plan for the ball pit, and if you have any candy, remember to keep it away from Parker and Jack! Niiiiiiight!"

GREG: Hi, Fandom! This is Greg, bringing you yet another Gregtastic radio broadcast this fabulous spring night. And tonight I have a special guest! Everyone say hi to Crazy Hooker!

BECKY: It's Becky.

GREG: Right, Crazy Hooker.

( Cut 'cause long )

GREG: Anyway. We're done. Go ruin your lungs, Craz...Becky.

BECKY: Have fun playing solitaire on your computer tonight, sweetheart.

GREG: Bye Fandom! *pause*...aren't you going to say bye or anything?

BECKY: No.

GREG: ...okay. *click*

"Helloooooooooooooooo, Fandom. This is Gregorino Sanderski, or possibly just Greg Sanders, broadcasting to you live from this radio broadcasty place.

*quacking*

NEVER MIND THAT NOISE. I HAVE SQUEAKY SHOES.

Workshoppy Goodness!

So, today was an exciting day of Arts and Crafts. Students were asked to make Justice Sticks which sounds really dirty and to start scrapbooking, which doesn't.

Image kids made collages, and In Chargey Girl got a compliment. Then everyone played dress-up.

In Clockwork, people took stuff apart.

*sounds of someone knocking persistently on the door and Rory Gilmore's voice being asked to be let in*

ANYWAY, Baking made brownies. Sam and Willow gossiped about cabinmates, and then they met Ainsley. Jude got dating advice from Pip, and Sam and Pip speculate on whether the brownies have demon in them. Um. 'Kay. Anders found out about his writings being read on the radio last night - dude, that was yours? The things people spend their time doing. Honestly.

*insistent quacking* Shhh, eat some chips. Good, there you go. Yum, processed foods

And finally, Principal Washburn called Tyler into her office. Whoa, harsh. Especially considering that he hit up Dr. Pevensie in the clinic, too.

Cabbiney Goodness!

First of all, Miho dropped off notes. Whoa, sneaky. Like a ninja or something.

Dr. Arroway was at the campfire, where she met Maia and Marie.

So, John and Aeryn who's scary but pretty headed into the woods for a...nature hike. Yeah. Um, Molly and Cam walked to the dorms and town and talked along the way, as you do. Phoebe and Bel woke up together, and dude, are our beds big enough for...that? Don't your cabinmates mind? Did like, a squirrel crawl in bed with you? I don't mean Squirrel, proper noun. But like the woodland creature. That would be kind of funny.

Xander and Callisto talked about being upright citizens, and Veronica and Xander talked about a need for space.

So, apparently this morning Pangolin common room was the place to be. Dude, what's a pangolin? It sounds like an instrument. Anyway, Isabel stopped by even though she doesn't live there - hi Isabel! - and Tempo chatted with everyone there. She's new, so that makes sense. Hi Tampa! And Bridge moved in, and Parker needed coffee.

Tyler and Veronica sent email, and some guy named Anakin came back from...wherever...with a glove. Uh. Okay. I guess...you know, whatever thrills you.

In way more interesting news, Isabel and I went for a fun and informative run. Hi, Isabel!

*more insistent pounding on the door, and the sound of Rory calling fretfully*

AND DAWN WAS VISITED BY DEAN AND THEY WERE CUTE.

*cough* Um. Anyway.

Elsewhere, some dude named Sawyer did tai bo or tae kwon do or Thai food or something behind Pangolin, and Tim tried to be sneaky but failed. And according to my notes, Pippi swore. That is very uncouth behavior, yo. And yeah, I totally know what that word means, shut up. And that Sawyer guy was in a good mood by the fire.

*sounds of quacking* Shh, dudes.

...um. Z stopped by to see Bridge, as did Willow and Xander. And a bunch of Snakes hung out in their cabin.

Over in Squirrel, Seras and Walter drank tea. Sometimes I like iced tea, but mostly I'm a coffee man. You would not like me uncaffeinated. I'm cranky like a thing that is cranky and unhappy with the world and I have only had like, two cups today. And I'm having some gummi worms right now. Sugar's fun!

In Meerkat, *snicker* Dawn and In Chargey Girl talked about Alec being a manslut, and Molly talked about sports with In Chargey Girl.

Rory, whose radio gig I am in no way stealing and please to be ignoring any noise you hear in the background, moved in. And Aeryn lives there, as does Isabel. That's interesting. Hi again, Isabel!

*sounds of quacking until slightly muffled by Greg throwing his jacket, not that the listening audience can see*

Anyways, Seras and Pippi discussed parents, which is what I thought we were all leaving behind for our summer of wild and crazy camping. Nadia called Pip an idiot, and while that doesn't seem too nice, I'm pretty sure she probably had a good reason to. And Nadia and Walter were cute. Cute like wee little duckies? Ducks are adorable, aren't they? Snuggly and fun. Good bunkmates.

Not in a dirty way.

There was a discussion of Pokemon, which...notes are smudged, so I'm going to decide that it's German for marital aids. That's kind of a weird thing to chat about, but whatever floats your boat.

And apparently there are sex-changing pills - did you use those, Charlene?

Over at the Puffin campfire, Tim and Jude talked bugs. And Isabel kept, um, shirtless Jack company outside of Seahorse.

...anyway, in other news, in the best cabin ever, Nadia and Jamie talked about stickbugs versus squirrels, and dude, seriously? Stickbugs own all.

*quacking* Shhhhhhhh.

John and Nadia talked about that crazy old teacher lady, John and Jamie came up with a way to not be bored, as did John and Tyler. Whoa, guys, we should get together and have a constructive night of Boggle or Pictionary! Keep those tendencies in check!

*from outside the room, Rory's voice shouting and more knocking*

AHEM, ANYWAY, Pip was in the gym today, and he talked to Gwynn, Peter who's not my roommate except he's my cabinmate now, and Pippi about their days of workshopping, and Nadia left when she saw Pip. Because he's an idiot, remember?

And tonight in Stickbug, we boys just sat around twiddling our thumbs and talking about how much we love camping. Communing with nature.

In the Seahorse common room, which has a really unique spelling in these notes, Jaye explained scrapbooking to Dean. What's to explain? I don't get it. It's a simple, albeit kind of sticky sometimes, activity. So, Sam the girl was all dirty, and Dean and Alec talked dating. Jaye decided not to be boring, and Sam the dude sat in Dean's lap.

And if any of you were curious, the spelling on that is S-E-A-W-H-O-R-S-E.

At the main campfire, Jude shared his brownies, Tim wanted everyone to hang out there, and Walter met Jude.

At the Puffin campfire, Alphonse and Ed toasted marshmallows and were confused by Tim. They were then joined by Stark and Sakura.

Nadia drew pictures, Veronica talked to Piper about workshops, Jaye flirted with Jack, and Willow sent email.

And finally, at the Koala campfire, Koalas hung out, and at the Squirrel campfire, Squirrels did.

Towny Goodness!

Tsk, Lana was late to work. Shame.

At the Perk, Clark made Jenny's acquaintance, and then Giles hooked up with Jenny. Well. He didn't...hook up with her, nudge nudge wink wink. Probably. I mean, maybe they did. These notes are not clear enough.

At Jeff, God of Biscuits, Willow met the Peter from England, and Susan chatted with them.

In All and Sundries, Jude and Edmund talk about some made up Happy Canada Day thing for whatever, and Molly and Cam went shopping.

And in Datey news, Elle had a date with Jay at Galactica Point, and Jude bought Sakurazaki a slurpee.

*quacking and pounding at the same time* Shhhhhhhhhh. And come back later, vampire dog girl! I'm kind of busy!

Um, finally, in the clinic, Granny opened and Tyler got his bandages removed.

And that's it! I'm out! Sweet dreams of pie and cute girls, Fandom!"

*sounds of a door opening, muffled arguing, and a great deal of quacking before the mic cuts off*