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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, September 6th
"Gooooooood evening, fair gentlemen and gentleladies, and people who don't fit either but still want 'gentle' in their name, and people who don't want to be gentle so I'll just call you anti-gentlepeople! This is Greg Sanders, bringing you all the news that's fit to shout over the airwaves, and also some boring stuff like office hours and a lot of stuff on Blair for some reason.
Schooliness!
Okay, so in Political Campaigning, everyone shared their political philosophies, and the prettiest girl ever who is also my girlfriend and not imaginary, Ray, welcomed back Professor Lyman not dirty.
Then in World Religions, people talked about what they believe in. Blair told Jesse that he didn't need any banishing, which is good because I've heard that can give you a rash. Nadia and Gwynn made a new religion, and Blair and Chad argued the perks of pizza versus sex. What if you ate pizza while having sex? Someone should try this and get back to me. I'll give you a shiny quarter!
Conner told Janet about how he has a church of 'no dinosaurs,' and that just seems sad to me. What about the dinos and their faith? What if they wear hats? I know that used to be a rule. It seems kind of archaic, but I can run with it. And Kaylee and Cally formed churches based on good dental hygiene, and personally, I brush my teeth even if it's not in the Bible. Just saying. And Zero and Elizabeth and Stark and Billy formed pairs, while Nadia asked something about someone named Millie Ramblebaldy.
In the Internet class, people made with the introducey, and talked about what they know about the internets and Broots chatted up Abby after class. Also probably not dirty. In Government, they talked about their opinions, except for Peter Pevensie and Willow, who passed notes. Tsk. Were they notes about me? I understand people spend hours talking about the wonder that is Greg. It seems perfectly reasonable that such a topic can take away from classtime.
Intro to Magic did the introducey thing, just like Astronomy. Kaylee was glad Marie's a-okay, and she caught up with Gwynn. And Luke talked to Teddy about gremlins while Parker told him he's shiny like a penny. I don't get it, but I like shiny things, so clearly I have to meet Luke. Are raccoons and crows attracted to his shininess? I am curious!
In Hunting, Alanna and Bel set off the emo meter, or something, and Bridge did something involving toys. Probably not dirty, but notes are unspecific. Alec, meanwhile, was all aglow. Like a pregnant lady?
And speaking of Hunting, apparently Blair wasn't all for what they were doing, since he staged a protest. Bel explained the threat of real demons, which is that they get into your dry goods and make a mess of everything when they're nesting, and Peter explained about the whole 'evil is bad' thing. Meanwhile, Blair asked River out, and made Sam the boy promise to talk to his dad about extenuating circumstances. Then Seely who needs a new name told Blair about how he got detention for hitting Peter the werepony. Okay, if I'm reading that right, it means Seely's gonna be a pony too, and dude, I will so feed you sugarcubes and braid your mane if that happens. Not in a weird way, though. Just in a I-like-sugar-and-hair way.
Walter also tried to explain about how vampires are evil, but Blair was all "Pff, they just need a social worker." And then in This Makes No Sense News, Pip said Blair is a man of only three talents and Alec said something about face-eating, but maybe that's dirty. I don't know. I'm so confused. Also, Dean, Dawn and Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy all argued with Blair and eventually chased him off. Woe.
And then Ms. Arroway had the telescope up for viewing and stuff.
In terms of office hours, Alianne had them and Sakthingy stopped by, Ms. Arroway and Dr. Covington had them and no one came by, Mr. Custer had them and Alianne stopped by, El Mariachi had them and Pip stopped by, and Principal Washburn was visited by Dr. Wilson, Mr. Vader and Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy.
In the library, Angela talked to the librarian about library aide applications, and then she had a lunch date with Marty. Aww. Did you practice safe eating and use a condiment? Or a bookcover! Because...it's a library! Get it?
...I'm sorry. That was lame even for me.
Anyways, so Angela caught up with Bridge, and then she showed Door around the library. I would so name a kid 'Door.' That is like the best name ever. And and and I would name my other kids like, Window and Entryway.
And finally, in the cafeteria, Naomi and Billy did the eating thing. As you do.
Dorminess!
So, in the afternoon, there was sushi in the third floor common room. Ranma was all 'squee' over having authentic Japanese food, and Alec tried sushi and liked it. I tried sushi once, but then my sister yelled at me for eating a fish that was apparently alive just a few hours prior, and so then I threw a piece of eel at her, and then she was mean to me and it's really all very traumatic. Why do you people make me relive my woe this way? It's not like I burst into your dorm room and go, "Oh, hey, remember the time when a kangaroo stole your wallet!"
...has that actually happened to anyone? 'Cause that would actually be an awesome story.
So anyway, John, Molly and the prettiest and least imaginary girl ever admired Cam's bike. Oh, dude, does it have streamers? All bikes should have streamers. They're NOT girly! They're just a whimsical touch!
Cedric was visited by Jack this morning, and Nadia and her robot were happy to have Jamie out of the clinic. And then Marie stopped by. Bet that wasn't awkward or anything. And Chad, Bridge, and Hermione all visit Lavender, who's drinking tea which is gross!
Molly apologized to Will for abandoning her, and then Teddy came in and collapsed onto his bed all facedowny-like. Breathe, dude! Anyway, Lana visited Marie and tried to cheer her up a little, and Conner stopped by as well.
Meanwhile, John and Aeryn were all coupley in front of the shark, and hopefully not involving the shark because that just sounds kind of painful and awkward for the poor shark. I mean, can you imagine that morning after? In completely unrelated news, Pippi demanded entertainment from Walter, and Aeryn and Isabel who is my girlfriend and not imaginary, did you hear me Ray? discussed nail polish and meeeeee. And Ranma and Marty visited Teddy, while Luke was just there for the Jello. And Will was already there, of course, since that's where she lives.
Okay, so the second floor common room was kinda busy. Bridge and the uptight girl talked about being TAs, and Dean who looks like Sam met Vladdie and flailed. Maybe he was just dancing. And Bridge totally figured out he wasn't Sam. Bridge is smart, dude. So is Dawn, who knew Dean wasn't Sam because of his hair. SEE, HAIR IS IMPORTANT, PEOPLE.
Alanna, meanwhile, told Dean how much she loathes dopplegangers, and Shawn and Zero passed through. Dean who is a Winchester was hungry, and he talked to Luke about gremlins and so on. I don't know if I believe in gremlins. Just saying.
Dean reassured Dawn that Blair will live on, and he promised to help the other Dean in his daddy's class. Alec talked to Rory and her dog who was all weird about him, and to Dean. Then he, along with Dean, Dean and Sam, broke Luke's brain. And Alanna got confused over the dopplegangers.
Naomi talked to Billy and Rory, and Luke talked to Bridge, and to Zero who didn't freak at his last name, and to Dawn about looking cool - which is my area of expertise, and to Rory about gremlins and family.
Dawn caught emo from Bridge and talked to Rory about secret relationships or something, and Vladdie and Faithful didn't get into a fight. Sam talked to Rory, Dawn, Luke, his brother, and Alanna.
And also, Blair and Billy hung in the fourth floor common room tonight. I kind of love both of them, in a very heterosexual way, for not being on the second floor.
Towniness!
So, first of all, a couple of teachers came back or arrived for the first time - Dr. Jackson and Ms. Frizzle! Hi, people!
And Lavender stopped into the bookstore, as did Clark.
Then, there was ferretness.
No, seriously, there was a ferret all a-scamper in the park. Gwynn thought it was cute, and Rosette found it to be weird. I think ferrets are awesome. If I had a ferret, I would keep it on my shoulder, and I'd teach it to wave to people with one of its clever little forepaws. It would be so cute. Um, so anyway, the twins poked at it, and River and Clark plus duck came across the ferret.
And so then Chad opened Empire Records, and Willow and Peter were at the Perk talking about the fight with the guy who needs a new name, Dr. Wilson and Mr. Phale spent time at the pizza place, and I am so not talking about the other thing I mentioned earlier with pizza because they're grownups and...no, and Willow and Billy visited Stuff for Sale.
Also, Wonka's and Cafe Fina were both open. In Caritas, El didn't spin the wheel to get a drink, and Janet and Liz drank in the lounge. Liz had Tie Me to a Bedpost, and Janet had Sex on a Pool Table.
...
...
...I didn't know there were pool tables at Caritas. I don't think I'll be playing. I'm all worried about where the cues have been.
Um. Anyway, in the clinic, things were quiet.
And that's it from me, people! Get back to me on that pizza and sex thing, don't be mean to ponies, and watch out for demons in your cereal!"
Schooliness!
Okay, so in Political Campaigning, everyone shared their political philosophies, and the prettiest girl ever who is also my girlfriend and not imaginary, Ray, welcomed back Professor Lyman not dirty.
Then in World Religions, people talked about what they believe in. Blair told Jesse that he didn't need any banishing, which is good because I've heard that can give you a rash. Nadia and Gwynn made a new religion, and Blair and Chad argued the perks of pizza versus sex. What if you ate pizza while having sex? Someone should try this and get back to me. I'll give you a shiny quarter!
Conner told Janet about how he has a church of 'no dinosaurs,' and that just seems sad to me. What about the dinos and their faith? What if they wear hats? I know that used to be a rule. It seems kind of archaic, but I can run with it. And Kaylee and Cally formed churches based on good dental hygiene, and personally, I brush my teeth even if it's not in the Bible. Just saying. And Zero and Elizabeth and Stark and Billy formed pairs, while Nadia asked something about someone named Millie Ramblebaldy.
In the Internet class, people made with the introducey, and talked about what they know about the internets and Broots chatted up Abby after class. Also probably not dirty. In Government, they talked about their opinions, except for Peter Pevensie and Willow, who passed notes. Tsk. Were they notes about me? I understand people spend hours talking about the wonder that is Greg. It seems perfectly reasonable that such a topic can take away from classtime.
Intro to Magic did the introducey thing, just like Astronomy. Kaylee was glad Marie's a-okay, and she caught up with Gwynn. And Luke talked to Teddy about gremlins while Parker told him he's shiny like a penny. I don't get it, but I like shiny things, so clearly I have to meet Luke. Are raccoons and crows attracted to his shininess? I am curious!
In Hunting, Alanna and Bel set off the emo meter, or something, and Bridge did something involving toys. Probably not dirty, but notes are unspecific. Alec, meanwhile, was all aglow. Like a pregnant lady?
And speaking of Hunting, apparently Blair wasn't all for what they were doing, since he staged a protest. Bel explained the threat of real demons, which is that they get into your dry goods and make a mess of everything when they're nesting, and Peter explained about the whole 'evil is bad' thing. Meanwhile, Blair asked River out, and made Sam the boy promise to talk to his dad about extenuating circumstances. Then Seely who needs a new name told Blair about how he got detention for hitting Peter the werepony. Okay, if I'm reading that right, it means Seely's gonna be a pony too, and dude, I will so feed you sugarcubes and braid your mane if that happens. Not in a weird way, though. Just in a I-like-sugar-and-hair way.
Walter also tried to explain about how vampires are evil, but Blair was all "Pff, they just need a social worker." And then in This Makes No Sense News, Pip said Blair is a man of only three talents and Alec said something about face-eating, but maybe that's dirty. I don't know. I'm so confused. Also, Dean, Dawn and Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy all argued with Blair and eventually chased him off. Woe.
And then Ms. Arroway had the telescope up for viewing and stuff.
In terms of office hours, Alianne had them and Sakthingy stopped by, Ms. Arroway and Dr. Covington had them and no one came by, Mr. Custer had them and Alianne stopped by, El Mariachi had them and Pip stopped by, and Principal Washburn was visited by Dr. Wilson, Mr. Vader and Mr. Dean and Sam's Daddy.
In the library, Angela talked to the librarian about library aide applications, and then she had a lunch date with Marty. Aww. Did you practice safe eating and use a condiment? Or a bookcover! Because...it's a library! Get it?
...I'm sorry. That was lame even for me.
Anyways, so Angela caught up with Bridge, and then she showed Door around the library. I would so name a kid 'Door.' That is like the best name ever. And and and I would name my other kids like, Window and Entryway.
And finally, in the cafeteria, Naomi and Billy did the eating thing. As you do.
Dorminess!
So, in the afternoon, there was sushi in the third floor common room. Ranma was all 'squee' over having authentic Japanese food, and Alec tried sushi and liked it. I tried sushi once, but then my sister yelled at me for eating a fish that was apparently alive just a few hours prior, and so then I threw a piece of eel at her, and then she was mean to me and it's really all very traumatic. Why do you people make me relive my woe this way? It's not like I burst into your dorm room and go, "Oh, hey, remember the time when a kangaroo stole your wallet!"
...has that actually happened to anyone? 'Cause that would actually be an awesome story.
So anyway, John, Molly and the prettiest and least imaginary girl ever admired Cam's bike. Oh, dude, does it have streamers? All bikes should have streamers. They're NOT girly! They're just a whimsical touch!
Cedric was visited by Jack this morning, and Nadia and her robot were happy to have Jamie out of the clinic. And then Marie stopped by. Bet that wasn't awkward or anything. And Chad, Bridge, and Hermione all visit Lavender, who's drinking tea which is gross!
Molly apologized to Will for abandoning her, and then Teddy came in and collapsed onto his bed all facedowny-like. Breathe, dude! Anyway, Lana visited Marie and tried to cheer her up a little, and Conner stopped by as well.
Meanwhile, John and Aeryn were all coupley in front of the shark, and hopefully not involving the shark because that just sounds kind of painful and awkward for the poor shark. I mean, can you imagine that morning after? In completely unrelated news, Pippi demanded entertainment from Walter, and Aeryn and Isabel who is my girlfriend and not imaginary, did you hear me Ray? discussed nail polish and meeeeee. And Ranma and Marty visited Teddy, while Luke was just there for the Jello. And Will was already there, of course, since that's where she lives.
Okay, so the second floor common room was kinda busy. Bridge and the uptight girl talked about being TAs, and Dean who looks like Sam met Vladdie and flailed. Maybe he was just dancing. And Bridge totally figured out he wasn't Sam. Bridge is smart, dude. So is Dawn, who knew Dean wasn't Sam because of his hair. SEE, HAIR IS IMPORTANT, PEOPLE.
Alanna, meanwhile, told Dean how much she loathes dopplegangers, and Shawn and Zero passed through. Dean who is a Winchester was hungry, and he talked to Luke about gremlins and so on. I don't know if I believe in gremlins. Just saying.
Dean reassured Dawn that Blair will live on, and he promised to help the other Dean in his daddy's class. Alec talked to Rory and her dog who was all weird about him, and to Dean. Then he, along with Dean, Dean and Sam, broke Luke's brain. And Alanna got confused over the dopplegangers.
Naomi talked to Billy and Rory, and Luke talked to Bridge, and to Zero who didn't freak at his last name, and to Dawn about looking cool - which is my area of expertise, and to Rory about gremlins and family.
Dawn caught emo from Bridge and talked to Rory about secret relationships or something, and Vladdie and Faithful didn't get into a fight. Sam talked to Rory, Dawn, Luke, his brother, and Alanna.
And also, Blair and Billy hung in the fourth floor common room tonight. I kind of love both of them, in a very heterosexual way, for not being on the second floor.
Towniness!
So, first of all, a couple of teachers came back or arrived for the first time - Dr. Jackson and Ms. Frizzle! Hi, people!
And Lavender stopped into the bookstore, as did Clark.
Then, there was ferretness.
No, seriously, there was a ferret all a-scamper in the park. Gwynn thought it was cute, and Rosette found it to be weird. I think ferrets are awesome. If I had a ferret, I would keep it on my shoulder, and I'd teach it to wave to people with one of its clever little forepaws. It would be so cute. Um, so anyway, the twins poked at it, and River and Clark plus duck came across the ferret.
And so then Chad opened Empire Records, and Willow and Peter were at the Perk talking about the fight with the guy who needs a new name, Dr. Wilson and Mr. Phale spent time at the pizza place, and I am so not talking about the other thing I mentioned earlier with pizza because they're grownups and...no, and Willow and Billy visited Stuff for Sale.
Also, Wonka's and Cafe Fina were both open. In Caritas, El didn't spin the wheel to get a drink, and Janet and Liz drank in the lounge. Liz had Tie Me to a Bedpost, and Janet had Sex on a Pool Table.
...
...
...I didn't know there were pool tables at Caritas. I don't think I'll be playing. I'm all worried about where the cues have been.
Um. Anyway, in the clinic, things were quiet.
And that's it from me, people! Get back to me on that pizza and sex thing, don't be mean to ponies, and watch out for demons in your cereal!"
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[*smushes Greggie*]
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[Hee. Love Greggo. =)]
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