I fail to see how you misplacing the masked Australian man should become my problem once more! Of course he’s unreliable! You ought to have a better back up plan. Very well, rodents. I shall read your notes this one last time! Should your usual victim be unavailable you will have to find another to read your scribbles in the future!
First, listeners, I apologize for the lateness of this broadcast. I was unaware I would be expected to perform! And now to more important things. Like education, if it can be called that here, at
the school.
Try Not to Die which is, at least, excellent advice if terribly vague, ventured to Jamaica. Where I do not believe anyone died so well done students and teachers!
That class on playing make-believe decided on pretend items for their pretend selves to have. So frivolous! Thankfully, I have nothing to report from
the dorms on whatever behaviors the youths are engaging in.
Sairis was at the Infinite Consortium being menaced by a small mouse with a sword but he quite magnanimously tried to help the fellow even after such an insult.
Needful Things and Remy were plagued by mysterious banging noises. Perhaps it was many mice with many swords!
There were headaches plaguing
Kitty at Caritas. Perhaps there was banging there as well. Stop snickering, squirrels! And at
The Devil’s Nest Kathy’s phone was full of notifications and she was at least briefly distracted from that by
Remy once he left the banging noises behind in favor of beer. Not even American beer!