Oh, hey, whattup, Fandom? It's, like, totally Summer Smith here, and guess what? I'm totally doing radio now, ohmygod
! You know, it's, like, totally funny, because I remember when I first totally got here? And I'm all, what kind of weird voyeur privacy violation is
this? But, you know, I've, like, really warmed up to the idea. Well, I've warmed up to these cute little squirrels, aren't they just, like, totally the cutest? I, like, made them little drinks again, too, so it's like we're totally having a little radio party here! Whoooo! Besides, we humans--or Gems or giant shark people or squirrels or whatever else you may be out there--are naturally curious beings, aren't we? We find comfort in knowing what those around us, especially those we care for, are, like, totally doing, so radio, on a deep, emotional level, just, like, makes sense? These things that we do throughout, like, the day? Are totally the things that give our otherwise futile existence meaning
Like, totally. Whatever. Cool.
Anyway, there's, like, not a lot of notes here? It was pretty quiet today, but let's, like, totally get into it?
*sound of papers being straightened on the desk; clearing of throat*
Like, here we go.
today, Mr. Jenkins's Earth Zoology
class, like, naturally did some introductions
, where they also totally got the chance to talk about their favorite animals. My
favorite animals are little kittens small enough to, like, totally fit into little tiny teacups. Teacup kittens are, like, the best
kittens. Not as cute? The thorny lizard
that was totally the topic of the class this week. Like, yuck. I mean, no offense, but that's hardly a teacup kitten. Apparently, though, the class, like, totally loved the lizard, and Sidon even help lift my really good friend Peridot
up so that she could help feed it ants.Awwww
! But also, like, kind of ew? But I guess that's, like, the circle of life or something?
Anyway, second period was Miss Carlysle's class on Taking Care of You class
, which is totally
an awesome idea for class, because taking care of yourself should be, like, totally important. They also did introductions
and talked about thigns that, like, totally
stresses them out, like upcoming weddings, ohymygod, or Calamities or college admissions or not much or just being Paris. Sorry, Little Sis. They also totally had some free time
to do, like, whatever they wanted.
It was also, like, my good friend Peridot's day at library
, and no one bothered her, so she totally had time to work on my ~pho-one~. Peridot is, like, the best
Like, nothing in the Dorms
today. Nothing of note, anyway. C'mon, people.
A few things, like, happened in Town
, though, I guess. Like...um...uh...Seivarden
? Uh, sorry if I'm, like, totally
butchering that, Seivarden, but, uh, she was having, like, a really bad morning. Oh, we've all, like, totally had those
kinds of mornings. But she was totally in luck, because along came Dr. Lecter
to help out! And that's why Dr. Lecter is the ~be-eeest~
Ino was, like, totally dancing and cleaning at Pick Your Poison
, and there was totally music at Groovy Tunes
as Breq got used to her new job, too.
And that's it, that's, like, all the notes for Wednesday! Barely enough for these little buddies, like, finish their morning cocktails, but whatevs! It's, like, totally a new day! Go out and make it, like, totally the best day evvvvvverrrrr
Because we're all nothing but sacks of meat unless we do something meaningful and shaaaare
it with each other, ohmygod.