[personal profile] smartestone
Good morning, everyone. This is Hermione Granger filling in at a radio station that I haven't seen in a very long time, and I think a deer just tried to eat me. I hope everyone's staying safe-

Oh, who am I kidding, this is Fandom. Half of you are already probably skiving off class to either help someone or fight something. I'll get through this as quickly as possible, be sure to listen for pertinent information you might need to know.

in which hermione finds it's a little difficult to not make things sound disturbing )
notclueful: (cher has no words)
[personal profile] notclueful
D'Argo: How does this... Oh. Does the red light mean it's on? *taps microphone*

Uhhhh, so. My name is D'Argo and I'll be... bringing you the news, I guess. You know, I thought maybe John would be here. Guess not. So, let me see these notes, thank you, skirl-

*sounds of chittering, followed by a door opening*

Cher: Hey, what are you doing here? OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE.

D'Argo:: Nothing. What's wrong with yours?

Cher: There is nothing wrong with my... Really? Is there something wrong with my face?

D'Argo: What are you doing here anyway?

Cher: I asked you first!

D'Argo: I asked you second and I have the tongue.

Cher: Look, I'm flattered and all, but what kind of girl do you think I am? Desperate?

D'Argo: You would not have to be desperate-

Cher: Oh, as if! The alternative would be to get me drunk and I could not let myself get that sloppy in public. Or ever.

D'Argo: I'm not hitting on you-

*sound of a door opening*

Hermione: What's going on here?

D'Argo: I've asked that a few times already.

Cher: I'm just trying to get some more radio time, since no one was scheduled! The secret to success is to put yourself out there.

Hermione: Shut up. I'm supposed to be here. I'm the one with actual radio experience.

Cher: What's she doing here?

Jaina: I saw this one walking here all purposeful. Thought I should tag along.

Hermione: Look, stay if you must, but I'm going to start reading.

Cher: The guy with the face already did.

Jaina: Guy with the face? Oh, look, it's the job-stealer.

D'Argo: I said I was sorry!

Hermione: *sigh* Just, someone start reading.

cut because who knew, it gets longer )
Hermione: I think that's it.

D'Argo: You missed one.

Hermione: I did not.

DArgo: What's this paper that says radio voting is up?

Cher: That's the most important one! Remember, people of Fandom, vote early, vote often, and vote Cher!

Jaina: I'm really glad I don't see politics in your future, because those words are terrifying.

D'Argo: Are we done? Can I go back home? Or maybe for a very large drink?

Hermione: I think we all can. Say goodnight, everyone.

D'Argo: No.

*dead air*

[My brain is wrong.]

Fandom Radio, July 19

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 09:50 pm
fates_jaye: (goofy)
[personal profile] fates_jaye
JAYE: Hi. Just me. I have no schtick, really.

HERMIONE: Then why am I here?

JAYE: Because it's a light day.

HERMIONE: That's not a very good explanation.

JAYE: Look, it was you or the wooden dummy and I haven't found my Dave voice yet.

HERMIONE: Well, I'm glad to know I come second to a wooden puppet.

JAYE: I considered stealing Aeryn's sea monkeys, too.

HERMIONE: *sighs* ...Did you bring the dummy?

JAYE: Just in case you got boring.

cut omg like a cut thing )

HERMIONE: Wow. That's it, we're done at last.

JAYE: (in a high pitched voice) Will you go out with me?

HERMIONE: I will turn you into a teacup.

Fandom Radio, July 5

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 09:57 pm
[personal profile] fates_jaye
JAYE: Hi. This is Jaye. I'm going to say stuff now.

AERYN: No, she's not.

JAYE: You're not the boss of me!

AERYN: She's had a little bit to drink.

JAYE: Teensy bit. You shouldn't pull your hair back like that, Aeryn, it makes you look scary.

HERMIONE: Remind me why we're letting her on the air like this? She keeps making faces at you.

AERYN: I'm aware. I'll hit her when she's sober enough to feel it.

cut for length, cuz yeah )

JAYE: You both suck.

*sound of something hitting the floor*

HERMIONE: Did you hit her?

AERYN: No, she just fell over. Let's head back.

HERMIONE: We can't just leave her!

AERYN: Yes, we can.

HERMIONE: No, we... Oh, for heaven's sake.

*radio clicks off in the middle of squabbling*

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