WTFH

This is Aeryn and I'm doing radio. Don't ask. Unfortunately Jaye is not here for me to hit this time. This is disappointing.


School

Apparently this is still going on. Professor Tick held office hours, with Willow paying him a visit, and Dr. Jackson posted grades.


Dorms

In the gym, Peter- I suppose we're calling him English Peter? Yes, that one- discussed swords and centuars with Callisto before she and I sparred. Peter also talked to Ranma, who I did see there. Another name to remember. And then Cameron stopped in and he and Peter talked about weaponry. You know, the next time something attacks us, I don't think we'll have much of a problem.

River went looking for Kaylee, Dean, who I met yesterday cut his brother's hair, and Jude joined Sakurazaki while reading. This paper, if I'm reading it correctly, says Tim was dashing to and fro. I have no idea if that is a euphamism.

Buffy ordered pizza in the fifth floor common room, and the monkey was upset. I can't believe I just said that. I'll pretend that note was written as a joke. Ha ha. Alec agreed with Buffy that it is a shame we don't have cheerleading. You're frelling kidding me. We don't have sports. We've been over this. She was also disturbed that Bel knew the other Buffy. *long pause* Someone needs to explain this Other Buffy thing to me because the pieces don't exactly fit and it is frustrating. The note says Marie considered embracing her destiny to make Bel cranky. I have no idea what that means but for some strange reason it makes me like Marie. And no, Buffy, the strangeness here? It's all real. Sorry to have to tell you again. Marie was not impressed by Alec, though D'Anna was. Am I really supposed to read all this? It's one meeting after another... Though there are mentions of John on the radio and a frog invasion. *sighs*

*pause* Actually, that did happen once.

Peter- the English one- watched a movie with Dean and Willow, and Elizabeth, Sam and Cally watched another somewhere else. Apparently Greg- right, the confusing one- was making things glow in his room, so Dawn stopped by to see why, and Peter Parker appreciated his roommate, which I admit sounds very wrong phrased that way.

Al took Pup from Seras and they discussed Walter, and Parker and Bel spoke to Veronica about Nadia. Veronica then broke into her room. That would be the room of Nadia, who dreamed in the clinic. I have no idea how you people know this. I have no idea what Tim was doing either.

Alec cleaned all evidence of Jaye being a tralk- hardly surprising. Cedric offered to disrobe for Hermione, which is also not surprising, having met him. Neither was Jack stopping by after yesterday's date. Ranma scared him, though, so Cedric had to have been surprised. I'm glad one of us was about something.

Sakura is staying for the summer, Demyx, Jack, Peter Parker and I all visited Isabel, who was busier than I thought. Dawn wrote a letter, Willow, Cameron and Jack did things with E-mail, and Callisto and Pippi made phone calls, and how is correspondence news?

And- All right, I am serious, I want to know how anyone knows what I do in a room with the door closed. Someone tell me.



Town

At Sanctity, Stark paid Zhaan a visit. Hello, Zhaan. I did get taller, by the way, thank you. River and Orlin both went to brunch at Wonka's, and Sawyer and Paige spoke in the park before she did some weird thing and she and Pip and Tim were gone. I don't even pretend to know.

Ellie worked at the Perk, and at the park and yes those are two different places, Elle talked to herself. Those are also two different people. I think. They're spelled differently.

I'm... not exactly sure what happened at the hotel except that there was a confrontation with Pippi and Walter, and there was statue-breaking, and I knew I liked Molly for a reason. Cameron took care of her afterwards.

The clinic during the day, which only had Tyler, Nadia and Al to attend to, exploded but not literally in the evening, Stark- why do I feel like I should know that name?- had to deal with Pip, Walter and Pippi being admitted, with many visitors following. To the new people, see, this is what we were telling you about.

I'm turning this off now.