WTFH

Hey everyone, Korra here, bringing you the news from another quiet weekend.

Not much happened at the School, or in the Dorms, apart from Joker and Eleanor watching a bad movie in the Fourth Floor Common Room.

Things weren't much busier over in Town, with April yelling at someone over the phone at Furnado, and Jessica practising a speech at Stark Industries. Over at the Perk some new guy called Flash Thompson got coffee after arriving in town, luckily Kitty was there to warn him about the weirdness, and Riley told him about the squirrels, who say 'hi'.

And finally Stark had chocolates for nurses and patients at the Clinic.

Hey guys, Korra here, and hopefully things are a bit less breezy for you today.

Up at the School, Evan was kind of uncomfortable in his kilt in the Library. While over in the Dorms, Elsa was making tea in the Third Floor Common Room in her kilt when Loki dropped in for an existential conversation, because that is a thing that happens. Flick was checking the news on his new laptop, when fellow prom royalty Isabelle came by to ask about their missed court dance thing.

Over in Town, Sparkle had a kilt at Demon Marcus, and also an awkward conversation with Rosalind that ended in hugs. Jessica was happy that she had a remote controlled dinosaur rather than a kilt at Stark Industries. At Luke's, Priestly's kilt was far too big for him, and Elliot got a firsthand taste of Fandom weird, a kilt, and a job.

April got a call abut getting into medical school, and Stark was straightening things up around the Clinic.

Hey everyone, Korra here, and hope you're something resembling yourself today.

Up at the School, Elsa opened the Library for Evan, people did research type stuff, and Dinah wanted to know what non-research type stuff she could do.

Over in the Dorms, Isabelle watched movies in the Third Floor Common Room and that's all she wrote.

While in Town, Sparkle was freaking out at Demon Marcus but Hannibal stopped in with lunch and calmed him down, that was nice of him.

Jim was braving the cold in the Park when he met Suzy who looks like Natalie but wants to be a cheerleader, told Sia about his ability to drink and make with the y'know at the same time, and got hit by Denna for sassing her too much. That wasn't very nice of her. Elsewhere, Riley woke up with a nosebleed and glasses he didn't need to wear.

Momoko got a posse to explore the sewers, that sounds fun. Warren without the wings, Jono and Kenzi all joined her.

Later on in the Park, Jamies Madrox, Warren without the wings, and Johnny Storm decided the best way to avoid a bad future Fandom was to make a video. Beut before they could to that Jamie and Johnyy talked about girls, Warren was still kind of sewerey as he and Johnny talked about making the video, and Warren and Jamie tried to figure out why there were here instead of there, and then they got aroud to filming the video, which apparently was not a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.

Which apparently let to Jamie opening Caritas, much to Kitty's surprise.

Hey everyone , Korra here, and slooooooow news day today, yesterday, whatever.

Up at the School, Evan slept in the Library, using the main desk as a pillow, and that's really all there is to say about that.

Nothing newsworthy happened in the Dorms.

Over in Town, Priestly who's totally now a girl had all day brunch in Luke's, Dinah dropped in for breakfast burritos and a 'so everyone remembers you being a dude' chat. Jessica had to deal with people's Daylight Savings problems at Stark Industries, and Batwoman got coffee at the Perk. Well at least I found that out before class.

Hey everyone, Korra here, and apparently the squirrels had to pile onto my bed despite the fact Jackson's is right there.

Not much happened back in Fandom except for people gathering outside Portalocity so we could all go to Bali.

But after we eventually got here, things in Bali were busier. People checked out their hotel rooms, which led to Isaac wanting to know about Isabelle's bikini, Clint and Kitty testing their bed, and Atton faceplanting on his bed then found out Sia was his roomie.

Elsewhere, Anakin took his kids to one of the pools, while other people figured they'd be better off at the beach, Will went jogging, and Cordelia went shopping.

Karolina and Rilla enjoyed trashy novels at the Garden Cafe, Victor watched the dancers at Pasar Senggol, Riley and Hanna ate and talked at Nampu, while at the Salsa Bar, Cade and Flick teased each other and Isabelle threw peanuts at Flick.

Hey everyone, Korra here and can we all just pretend the weekend never happened.

( Korra wants to diiiiiiiie radio )

Hey all, Korra here, and I hope all you boys have the right bits back.

Not that Evan had to worry about that up at the School, as he was still a guy during his Library shift,. even if he had lots of copies of some book called Little Women to reshelve.

Up in the Dorms, Flick was also still a guy, much to Isabelle's disappointment, though they still had a chat about guys and breasts, which shockingly was also the topic of Flick and Loki's conversation, though apparently it involved a lot more insults over Loki's lack of bust size. Joker played videogames in his room, which is apparently different if you're a girl, though I don't see how.

Despite being a girl, Cade was... being Cade in the Third Floor Common Room, what with trying to start a wet t-shirt contest. Raleigh was a girl but wasn't impressed with Cade who offered him ice-cream, Joker asked Raleigh if he thought Cade and his space ess-tee-dees would actually get any takers, with tried to get a good viewed of the competition he thought was oh-so-sleezy. Surreal, who was the only actual girl in the common room, thought they were all desperate and threatened them with a dick-measuring contest next time the girls turned into boys. Not sure how that'd work since they change size with handling... and I just said that out loud didn't I?

...moving on to Town, Sparkle hid among the clothes at Demon Marcus, and thought Alec was Isabelle for a while, awkward. Jessica fixed a computer at Demon Marcus, and Drac hid in his office at the Boards on account of breasts. Which didn't work out so great since Mavis, Jono, and Hannibal came by to see him.

Riley was a bit more successful at hiding, but got his hair caught in the fridge, ow. Finally, Stark was also a girl at the Clinic, but he had baked goods to cope.

Hey everyone, Korra here, and welcome to all the newbies, classes start today so you've only got a few hours left if you want to make a break for it.

Up at the School, Evan was in the Library like he usually is, prepping all sorts of proof for the weird things your big sibs told you happen here.

Over in the Dorms, Chuck, his hangover, and his dog spent the morning down in the Gym, Vider figured out he was new while making a fuss of Max, Isabelle also found Max more fun than Chuck since she knocked him down with a whip. Chuck, not Max. Alec wondered if the gym as a safe place for Max before he and Chuck started complaining about the facilities. Meanwhile, Cecelia was up in the Third Floor Common Room, trying to figure out all the weird yet tasty breakfast foods, Will tried to explain the bizarre deliciousness to her, which led to introductions and all the usual Fandom is weird newbie bonding talk.

Finally in Town, Jessica wrote letters and fixed watches at Stark Industries, and Sparkle had a sale on for new kids at Demon Marcus, which Elanor was glad about, even if Sparkle did need to explain how to change money at the bank. Over at the Perk, girl!Sam was trying to work out how to play... Gee-wid-dee-buw-ill when Speed Demon came in for a drink and decide to make up his own rules instead. Can I suggest Pai Sho instead, it's kinda boring but at least you can pronounce it.

Kitty continued the newbie welcome at Caritas with half price drinks, while at the Clinic, Stark got a lecture from the nurses about being social.

Hey everyone, Korra here, and looks like it was a pretty quiet weekend, no one even celebrated the solstice, far as I can tell.

It was so quiet that nothing happened up at the School, and not much more in the Dorms, with Topher listening to music in his room, Jim watching football in the Second Floor Common Room and talking the holidays with Gert, and Mira packing for home and saying goodbye to her roomie Mordin.

Even the Town was quiet, with Jessica working on an email at Stark Industries, and Flick and Isabelle going on a date at Il Pollo.

Hey all, Korra here, and-

*cli-BANG*

...

~*FWOOM*~

*fzzt*

( Well, that can't be good... )

Hey everyone, Korra here, and looks like it was a quiet weekend.

Up in the School, Evan was checking recipes in the Library, as you do. While in the Dorms, Flick was having a cold and dreary morning in his room, and Topher told Billy all about his college interview in his.

Over in Town, Sparkle danced with mannequins at Demon Marcus, Jessica worked on a tennis-ball launcher at Stark Industries, much to the squirrels' dismay, and Jono was kind of freaked about how little rehearsal time they have left at the Boards. Finally, in their respective apartments, trying to watch the Food Network was making Kitty angry, but Riley was enjoying how his new sound system...uh, sounded.

Hey all, Korra here, and looks like it was a quiet weekend.

Nothing happened at up the School, and not much in the Dorms either, with Isaac watching a movie in the Second Floor Common Room, he talked with Flick about horrible, daddy-issue filled Christmases, assured Cecil it wasn't he news, and learnt that Isabelle is allergic to joy.

Over in Town, Jessica was in a good mood at Stark Industries and was fixing something crossed out, when Cade tried to convince her to steal a tiger. Why am I not surprised by this?

Meanwhile at the Boards, people rehearsed for the play, which involved singing. Some, like Hannibal, Cecil, and Minako better than others. And by others, I mean Jackson. Sucks to be him.

Hey all, Korra here, and I hope you all enjoyed Homecoming in all its glittery glory.

( Homecoming makes for talky meat )

Hey all, Korra here, and hope you're enjoying your vacation.

Yesterday morning, saw everyone who came on the trip still in Castello di Casole. Some people had breakfast at Ristorante Tosca, like Anakin and Hannibal who were impressed with the coffee and the sweet digs, while Topher got breakfast at Pizziza instead. Kaidan fell asleep in the day spa, while Alec and Goose took advantage of the gym. People hung out by the pool terrace, and Gert went out horseback riding.

People went to Seina as well, like to the Piazzo del Campo, where Cade and Jim made bets about talking up girls. They both lost. Also the Complesso Museale Santa Maria della Scala, which led to Hannibal asking Bruce Banner about his interest in medicine. There was also shopping, though Flick and Toby spent more time eyeing each other than buying stuff.

Most of us stuck around here in Evening, Theo had all you can eat pizza for dinner, while Jessica hung out in the bar, and Jim went swimming, which the squirrels approved of. Some people, namely Flick, Mira, and Hannibal, went to a bar in Seina instead. Flick and Mira teased each other about who was ruining the atmosphere more, given one's a petty thief and the other's a bounty hunter, and the squirrels are split on whether fighting crime or a wacky romance is on the cards.

Meanwhile, back in Fandom, not much happened except for Drac singing at the Boards.

Hey all, Korra here, and does anyone else feel kinda warm?

Up at the School, the books in the Library weren't doing much of anything. Weeeeeeird, no wonder Evan was kind of freaked out.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, but Town was a bit more busy. Sparkle was humming and looking through Halloween stock at Demon Marcus, Bo was reading in the Perk, but Tasmin thought her taste in books sucked.

There were auditions at the Boards, so naturally there was mingling, Derek tried to get his lurky brood on by Drac though advice on women and auditioning were much better ideas, Jono was also lurky, and sucks to be auditioning for a musical when you can't sing, but Derek's the only adult. A hot adult....for a teacher, I mean. Hannibal brought food, so Drac tried to get him to audition too, but he told Jono, nope, he's just a food guy. Derek also forced Jackson to audition, so sucks to be Jackson, but at least he and Derek can be hot together. ...I mean, moving on, there were auditions. Kenzi came around to meet Drac, and bring Jono coffee, and Billy brought Jono scones.

Finally, Jaina made Tiny walk off the job at the Devil's Nest, something about gnomes.

Hey all, Korra here, and hopefully everyone that should have breasts has them back again and no one looks like their dad.

...

( Most people did not have Korra's hot dad problem. )

Hey everyone, Korra here, and I hope the newbies enjoyed the weekend because it only gets weirder from here on in.

( Radio Free Avatar )

Hey all, Korra here and another weird weekend for the books, even if it was only the one day.

Up in the School, Billy was in the Library trying to figure out what happened Saturday. I'm guessing the why, since everyone going deaf and weird creatures attacking seem pretty self-explanatory.

While at the Campgrounds, Sia was disappointed to find the see-through castle was still standing, and talked with Jessica about the odds of it having a horrible accident. If the creepy clown stayed up last time, I think we're stuck with this one.

Finally in Town, Bruce Wayne was in the Perk, chatting up a waitress, Sparkle was twitchy and trying out the stock at Demon Marcus, the animals at Furnado made April happy, and Ron discussed post-wak-wak clean-up at Town Hall.

At the Arms, Ben though Ender was more annoyed about a movie than the wak-waks, and Kitty and Clint enjoyed an attack-free anniversary at Taste of Thai. Jaina wanted to smack the DJ at the Devil's Nest over his music choices, so nothing new there.

Hey all, Korra here, and yesterday there was a sharknado. Yeah, tornado full of sharks. On the plus side, Naga's in shark chews for the next few months now.

( Shaaaaaaaaark. )

Hey all, Korra here, and looks like more post-its on the mike this week.

Nothing at the School and all that happened in the Dorms was Flick chilling in his room and Loki promising to knit him a shawl. While in Town, Natalie was having an iced coffee in the Perk when Bruce Banner dropped in and they talked about her plans for after leaving the island. Something to do with politics.

Hey all, Korra here, and another quiet day yesterday with nothing happening up at the School.

Some signs of life in the Dorms, with Theo getting a care package from home, and Gert eating sushi in the Second Floor Common Room, Toby happily took some sushi, while wondering why the restaurants in town give such ridiculously large servings, well they won't now you tipped them off, Toby, and Anna found the idea of sushi interesting but not appetising.

Over in Town, Sparkle was asleep on the job at Demon Marcus, and Coulson seemed bored at Freedom Arms. Later he hung out in the MCA lobby with a duffle bag, where someone shot at bag of doughnuts at him, and Zayne showed up to say thanks and bye to him. Also Zayne is now a lieutenant, the squirrels seemed excited about that.

Hey, Korra, here and looks like you all grow up to be kinda chatty.

( Talky, Talky Meat )

Hey all, Korra here, and boy can't I wait to get back to the Dorms again, like Jessica did yesterday. Nothing else happened there though, or at the School.

No, instead everyone was down at the Campgrounds. Alex was outside the Freaky Clown, I swear it was watching our tent...thing last night, getting settled with a corgi and a cat. Sia was at the Disco Dome campfire with a puppy and an Atton wolf, Cade came by to mock the castle and Atton, while Jessica was pretty much 'nope'. Snow lit a fire by the Crocodile Pit, she and Theo were concerned about sleeping in a fake crocodile pit, Anna was surprised by the whole bounciness thing, which Billy was kind of annoyed about and considered sleeping on the ground instead, but Anna promised not to bounce too much.

Back in the Town, Coulson held a knife sale at Freedom Arms. Tiny skipped work at the Devil's Nest, Jake had all the rum at Caritas, and Stark distracted the nurses at the the Clinic with cupcakes.

Hey all, Korra here, and it looks like it was another quiet weekend, because you can't have too many of those around here.

No, seriously, you can't.

Nothing much was happening at the School, and the Dorms were pretty slow too, with the only sign of life being Theo shouting at himself in the Third Floor Common Room. Snow White said what we're all thinking and asked if he was alright, apparently the TV was to blame. Then Snow and Cade talked about classes, and Raven introduced herself and handshakes to Snow, totally believed Theo about the television, and talked with Cade, who wondered if Theo's problem was Eurovision.

While over in Town things were equally quiet, where smirky Jono wore leather pants at the Perk and chatted with Yeul about the phones going weird over tea. Dinah and Momoko dragged Priestly off for jogging and dinner, a plan Dean was not impressed with. Eponine was pensive in her warehouse, while Spiderwoman was fighting dummies on the roof of another.

Hey guys, definitely me here this week. Congrats on the whole graduation thing.

Looks like there's no notes for the School or the Dorms.

There was plenty happening in Town though, like Coulson trying to sell weapons to the grads at Freedom Arms.

...everyone's folks have gone home already, right?

There was also a whole bunch happening in the park, what with the Graduation Brunch. There was mingling and Cade and Jim discussed free food and the mystery of the vanishing leftover pizza. Hint, ask Cade. There was the food those two guys were talking about. April got some meat off Ron Swanson by promising not to throw it into the ocean, Natalie was surprised Peter didn't burst into flames...okay, and Momoko said hello to Leda and Robin. There were tables and chairs where Cint and Natasha talked about how those creepy moles show up every year, Cade and Atton talked about possible careers, Sam LaCroix and Natalie headed off together, and Luke met Percy's mom, who would have liked to know about this boyfriend business before this, thanks. Also there was a brooding area.

Elsewhere Emily was sad on the beach, and there was classical music playing at the Devil's Nest.

So much calmer than last week, then.