WTFH

Sam: Good evening, Fandom. Dude, should we tell the brooms that no amount of cleaning will fix this place up completely?

Dean: Nah. Watching the squirrels try to chase them off is fun.

Sam: Hey, the squirrels are dirtier than the floor! Clean them off!

*angry chittering*

Okay, that's fun too.

Dean: Nice one, bro.

Sam: You'll help me if the squirrels try to bite, won't you?

Dean: Hey, what are big brothers for? I won't let the big bad rodents get you.

Sam: Big bad dirty rodents who need lots of brushing away from where we are.

*more angry chittering moving away*

Dean: *chuckles* This really is way too much fun.

Sam: Finally, a Fandom weirdness we can actually enjoy. I never thought I'd see that happen.

Dean: You just have to approach it with the right attitude.

Sam: What, like with your eternal optimism? I prefer my usual attitude, thanks.

Dean: What, Pouty Mc Pouterson?

Sam: It's called being sensible, Dean. Right now my sense is saying we should get started while the squirrels are occupied.

Dean: Sounds like a plan.

( Cleanest Winchester broadcast ever! ) Hey Sammy, what exactly is non-plussed?

Sam: Means confused or bewildered, which makes sense today.

Dean: So knowing what's going on means you're... plussed?

Sam: ...yes Dean, that's exactly right.

Dean: Dude, that's a really stupid word.

Sam: Maybe if you use it more in conversations, it'll seem less stupid.

Dean: No, I'm pretty sure it would still be stupid.

Sam: *laughs* Is that all the notes? I still don't want to get bitten by angry, clean squirrels.

Dean: All I have. You?

Sam: Yeah. It's amazing how much faster this goes when we're sober.

Dean: Not as much fun though.