WTFH

Gooooooood morning Fandom Island!

No, there was not an extra shot in my latte this morning, why do you ask?

( Radiooooo! )

Good morning, everyone! It sounds like there was some trouble here last week, and I've got to say, I am quite happy to have missed all of it. I guess sometimes you do get lucky around here.

Well, I've got a pretty dressage stream to get back to, so let's just get to this, shall we?

( You-know-you'd-rather-be-watching-the-Olympics radio! )

Good morning, folks! Is it Thursday again already? I guess that means it's time for me to decipher some squirrel scratch!

( This radio is brought to you by iced coffee. Mmmmm... )

Good morning, folks. I don't know who's actually going to be awake to hear this, but this is Chloe Sullivan with your Thursday-of-break-week news! Obviously, nothing's going on at the school, but in the dorms, Lucrezia got a letter and started to pack to go home. Apparently, this was the kind of letter that implies one might not be coming back, because when Mercy stopped by, she wanted to know if she should be happy or sad for Lucrezia leaving. Awww. Meanwhile, Bucky turned the third floor common room in the... Buck-o-Plex movie theater? How very entrepreneurial. Britta followed her cat to the common room, who was there to see Bucky, much to Britta's amusement, and when Terry wanted to know what the weird scent in the movie theater was, Britta explained that cats can't make popcorn. It's a good thing they can't open cans either or we all might be in trouble. Terry also pointed out to Bucky that the TV in the common room didn't make it a movie theater. Sounds like someone has no imagination.

In town, Squall and Rinoa turned back into people in Jono's apartment, which was good since as a finch, Rinoa was close to getting eaten. Yikes. Shira was working on a letter home at The Magic Box, Alice was texting people out of boredom at Coyote Medicine, and in the evening, there was a rehearsal at the Boards for the Summer Showcase. There was lemon water and muffins, as usual, and then people got to rehearsing. Kenzi and Minako agreed to help each other out with their pieces, and Raven talked Jono into taking a break, during which she told him about the show she and Karla are doing in Kaeleer, and that she was accepted to school in Gotham City. Congratulations! I don't know why people choose to live there, but I'm sure you have solid reasons.

That's all I've got for notes, so I guess that means I get a break too! Have an awesome rest of the week, everyone.

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday!

That is what we're doing this week, right? Are the new listeners gone yet?

Anyway, this is Chloe Sullivan, with all the news of the day that I can decipher from squirrel-scratch.

( Radio time! )

Good morning, everyone. It's Thursday, and that means I'm Chloe Sullivan with all of your news...not that I'm not Chloe other days too, of course.

*chittering*

Yeah, I'm just going to stop while I'm ahead here. When the squirrels start laughing at you, it's a bad sign of things to come.

( Ra-di-ooooo! )

Good morning, folks, and a special hello to all the new people who are probably still getting a handle on being followed by squirrels and having people talk about them. You get used to it eventually, I promise. To help, let's dig right into the juicy stuff from yesterday.

( "I was not vanquished by my internet" radio! )

Hey everyone! This is Chloe Sullivan coming to you from the far-more-colorful-than-usual radio station - seriously, is this paint going to wear off, or are we just going to have to get used to it? Anyway, here's what the squirrels managed to catch you all doing yesterday.

Shira was doing some cleaning up at the Magic Box - I wonder if paint got everywhere there too - K-Mart convinced Sean to let her have a job for the summer at Nast Sporting Goods, and I was working very hard at the clinic.

*chittering*

Okay, okay, I was playing games on my computer. I don't have to be honest when it's about me, you know. Bruce hung out in his room and worked on plans for a trip to New York, while most of the rest of the seniors, and other students, went to Six Flags for one last school trip. Everyone gathered up at the causeway, and it turned out that Annie was the most prepared, armed with a map of the park to look at while they waited. She and Quinn talked about their post-graduation plans, while Miley wanted Annie's help in planning what rides to hit. Rilla managed to get Jims into daycare - oh, the things most students don't have to worry about - and Annie told her a little about what to expect at the park, and Kenzi managed to get Toby to come, although he apparently didn't need his arm twisted too much. The wheels on the bus turned round and round and everyone made it to the park safely, where Ben introduced Kenzi to the wonders of funnel cake while waiting on line for a roller coaster. I'm assuming the squirrels were kind and left out the part where they threw up afterwards.

That's all I have for notes, so I'm going to sign off for now. To those who will be graduating this weekend, I just want to say...well, good luck. Just in case.

Good morning, everyone. We're more than halfway through the week, so just hang in there, because it's almost the weekend! Which, okay, isn't something people always look forward to here, but still...

( Thursday radio time! )

Good morning, everyone! This is Chloe Sullivan with your Thursday news, as well as a reminder that if you would like to stock up on protection before Prom, the clinic has loads of free condoms for the taking at the front desk. This place is dangerous enough as it is already.

( So many shiny things today... )

Good morning, everyone. I'm going to assume that by this point in the week, you've all recovered from last weekend. If you're still hiding under your bed, and somehow listening to this, it's okay to come out now, I promise. Also, if you happen to find my laptop while you're under there, let me know, and I can trade it for the random books I found under my bed this morning.

*chittering*

Yeah, I think it's going to be one of those days.

( News news news! )

Good morning, everyone! I hope you all had a good spring break; I know some of you had a great break, but I'll get to that in due time. For now, let's see what sorts of things you guys got up to yesterday.

( "Why is it not Friday yet?" radio! )

Good morning, everyone! This is Chloe Sullivan, with your morning news for today. I don't know about you guys, but I'm really glad we're already more than halfway through this week and trucking along through February. I'm done with this cold stuff, and seriously ready for summer.

*excited chittering*

Yes, I'm ready for summer drinks too. I know how to focus on the important things.

( Time for the news! )

Good morning, people! Either you guys didn't get up to much yesterday, or the squirrels have been slacking.

*angry chittering*

Okay, yeah, I know I shouldn't doubt your work ethic. Especially since I don't want to get bitten on the ankle.

( News is under here! )

Good morning, Fandom. This is Chloe Sullivan; I've got a stack of notes here detailing the various ways we all embarrassed ourselves yesterday, so let's just rip the Band-Aid off and get right to it, shall we?

( Post-musical hilarity radio! )