WTFH

Hello, it's Steve Rogers with all the news of yesterday!

In classes, Constantine went through patience and wrath as well as humility and pride. It was a quiet day in the library for Belle, and Sam Eagle discussed truency and I think I might have done a public service announcement about that a while ago, but you'd have to check with Tony. He has all of them.

In town, Octavia rescued Duke from the very real threat of being crushed to death by paperwork, and Watts brought Steven lunch at the museum, even though he was told that kisses could sustain them.

And that's everything! Enjoy the weekend!

Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday.

In workshops, Illyana got bingo in Liliana's Song of Dominia class today--is that a congratulations thing?--Constatine let his class have a day to procoess any grief that had come up from our weekend visitors, and Stark borrowed Cara's favorite heist movie to show.

And in town, Steven was late for work but not late for lunch. And that's everything! Hopefully this weekend is much less stressful than last's.

Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday.

Workshops are back on, so Liliana has a new class called Song of Dominia, which is not, as I thought, a workshop about singing. She gave a brief history of how Dominaria became her Multiverse’s nexus and how Nicol Bolas manipulated a dragon-slaying kingdom into destroying itself so he could seize power. Stark had Movies and Snacks introduce themselves and watch the first Space Battles, and I've been married to Tony long enough to ask if first means the prequels or the originals, which are now in the middle.

*chittering*

You were too busy eating snacks. And Constantine started his workshop on the stages of grief. I have a feeling I'm going to get some whiplash reporting on the Thursdays.

In town, Steph was wondering why the game shop now had entirely too many index cards.

And that's everything for yesterday! Have a great weekend.

Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers again with the news of yesterday. In classes, Jane and Cara showed their class a movie about immortal cats--really?

*chittering*

You weren't paying that much attention. Got it. Don got us talking about Norse gender norms and how stories about Thor and Loki don't bend to those norms.

*chittering*

And he brought up the horse thing again, yes. Belle was annoying by whoever had made the library such a mess, and Liliana's mana class put their learning into practice.

In town, Steven set up a game for children in the museum, and Thor was enjoying a quiet night at the Devil's Nest. And that's everything! Have a great weekend.

Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday. First off, the news of today--happy anniversary to my husband Tony.

*chittering*

No, we didn't get married on Friday the 13th. We got married on Saturday the 13th.

*dubious chittering*

I wasn't asking your opinion, pal. Let's get to classes. Norse Mythology finally got to Loki and my friend Bruce's assessment that his mind's a bag of cats remains correct. Sorry, Thor. Cinema Studies watched a relaxing film about tornados destroying everything and the idiots who chase them, and Liliana taught her class what happens when you mix red and white mana.

*chittering*

No, apparently it's not candy canes. In the library, the gremlins were weeding out old books

In town, the Supper Club was out for steaks at Outback, Thor was lost in thought at the Devil's Nest, and Steven was humming at the museum.

And that's everything! I'll see my students soon--the rest of you, have a good weekend.

Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers again.

In classes, Liliana was very excited to get to black mana in her class yesterday, Belle tried to explain book blind dates to Caleb, and Don teased us about an eight-legged horse in Norse mythology, but we didn't get to learn about it yet.

In town, Steven and Watts discussed the gift of jam that Blathers gave Steven, Steph definitely wasn't making Valentine's Day plans, so stop asking, Vi, and Gregorith stopped in for Thor's night at the Devil's Nest. And finally, the Supper Club went for seafood in Baltimore.

And that's everything! Have a great morning.

Hello, it's Steve Rogers with all of the news of yesterday!

In classes, Liliana led her class through the study of red mana, then went to her office to find someplace warm to vacation. Don't talk to Tony. You'll plot, I just know it. The library gremlins had set up a beach in the library, Cara and Jane made sure their movie makes none of us want to go somewhere where fire tornadoes might exist, and Don gave the Norse Mythology class a history lesson and didn't mention cows this week.

In town, Watts and Steven met up at the museum for a lunch date, Thor manned the Devil's Nest, and the Supper Club went to Waffle House.

*chittering*

It's still sticky. And that's everything. Enjoy the weekend, everyone.

Good morning, everyone! It's Steve Rogers--

*exuberant barking*

--and Fee, and we're here for the new--don't eat that, Fee. The news. Let's start with classes. Jane and Cara had their class watching a movie with sharks falling from the sky--we had to fix a window because that happened here--Don confused us with magically appearing cows--in the story, not in class--and Liliana led her class in understanding peace through structure. Speaking of structure, the gremlins still had a cardboard castle in the library. That sounds like it could escalate.

In town, Luma is really hoping that the clothing hadn't developed a new, themed habit every week, Vi brought Steph a peppermint mocha, Steven and Watts had lunch, and Thor was back on the Norse cow thing while serving drinks at the Devil's Nest. And Dr. Lecter was holding counseling hours.

*more barking*

Fee, leave Leroy alone. That's everything for the news! Have a good weekend.

Good morning, Fandom, and happy second day of Christmas!

*chittering*

Oh! It's also St. Stephen's Day--though spelled incorrectly for me--Boxing Day and the first day of Kwanzaa. Happy Holidays! The notes about yesterday are pretty thin on the ground, unlike the snow. Liliana was outside enjoying the weather, Lucifer, Duke, and Octavia set out on their ship, and Steven and Watts went for Chinese.

I'm heading back inside to enjoy the warmth there. Enjoy your time with family and friends, everyone.

Good morning, everyone, it's Captain Steve Rogers again. Tony's down in the lab with an idea and I decided it was better not to disturb him.

*chittering*

No, I don't think he's making squirrel-sized jetpacks.

*disappointed chittering*

Let's get to the notes. Raiden was serving chicken fried eggs--how does that work?--as his employees talked abut Thanksgiving dinner plans, and Adrian--

*confused chittering*

--broke his forest. Lydia came by after her broadcast to see what had happened, if Adrian was all right, and if his cat had yelled at him about it enough. That is a very Fandom sentence. Ohhh, here's the context I was looking for! Adrian sucked all of the energy out of the forest to heal Pam and she repaid him by fixing the forest back now that she feels better. Then there was a lot of 'what the heck was that' about whatever had happened to injure Pam in the first place.

...and then there was a dance celebrating Homecoming, which is quite a shift in tone. There was mingling and saying hello and the punch was smoking. Beaker was back, so I'm confident those two things are related.

Have a swell rest of your weekend!

*chittering*

No, I'm not putting on a costume yet. I'm waiting for Liliana and Tony's party.

*chittering*

Of course I was going to mention your costumes! I didn't know they made Trooper outfits this small!

*chittering*

...I do not want to know how you got access to a 3-D printer.

*suspicious silence*

Right. This is Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday. In classes, Liliana's class played hide and seek with zombies while their supplies dwindled, and then she held office hours that were mostly devoted to last-minute party prep. Raiden took his class to Paris, Tony and I pretended we were still in the Maldives with a tropical fruit-themed baking week, and the library was hosting craft day for the gremlins.

In town, Luma was sorting through last-minute costumes at Pixie Dust, Liz worked on month-end spreadsheets, Thor leaned into Halloween-themed drinks at the Devil's Nest, and the Supper Club went to a tavern in Baltimore that was an ode to Edgar Allan Poe, but I don't think any of the participants would immediately know who Poe was.

*chittering*

If I see them at the party, I'll ask. And that's everything for yesterday! I'll see you all at the party!

Good morning everyone! Did you know that Leroy has somehow found a squirrel-sized bikini? Because now I know that.

*chittering*

I didn't say it looked bad! I'm just surprised you found one. So the squirrels are excited to leave on Sunday for our Fall Break trip. Let's get through yesterday's news and see if anyone else is, too.

In classes, Jesse took over Liliana's class and they watched a movie, Tony and my baking class made delicious chocolate things, and Food Adventures went to Mexico City to enjoy art and culture and to eat tacos. In the library, Belle was dealing with a supernatural book skirmish.

In town, Liz didn't make it off of the couch yesterday and chose to work from home instead of going to the Photo Hut, and Steven gave newcomer Gregorith a tour of the museum.

Thor was experimenting with dry ice in drinks at the Devil's Nest, and the Supper Club went to the Perk for dinner. Rey and Lydia fondly recalled the last time they went to the Perk for dinner and Logan was shirtless. Harley was very disappointed to have missed knowing shirtless Logan, and Henry was more concerned about why Logan had been shirtless.

*chittering*

Pollen. Ah. Gotcha. Harley was aghast to learn that Henry hadn't been to the Perk until now, and Lydia hoped that Harley wouldn't be put off by the Perk's non-traditional dinner options, but not as put off as Lydia was to learn that Henry hadn't tried tea yet. I'm assuming that was rectified immediately.

And that's everything! See you in the Maldives on Sunday!

Good morning, everyone! This is Captain Steve Rogers with yesterday's news.

*chittering*

Yes, and bagels from Manhattan. I'm not sure if you deserve any, though.

In classes, Liliana's Zombie class did Supermarket Sweep but with zombies, then she went to her office, watched old episodes and decided she and Ignis would destroy everyone on it. Food Adventures had a pasta making class, Belle dodged gremlin shoes in the library, and Tony and I had our class make salads that aren't salads in baking class.

*chittering*

There is nothing wrong with cottage cheese in salads!

In town, Pam had new autumn-colored potted flowers, so that's very helpful if you are celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving on Monday or just wanting to get seasonal. Liz worked on email, Remy had coffee at the Perk, Mary was enjoying Taylor Swift's new album, and Thor was making a drink with dry ice at the Devil's Nest. I'll trade some bagels for a drink!

Watts and Steven had lunch, Steph was decorating for Halloween at the Magpie Emporium with the less-helpful help of Vi, currently a cat, and Watts came in for sparkly dice. Finally, Supper Club went to Slainte--

*chittering*

Yes, that's how you pronounce that. They had Irish food and Henry, Lydia, and Flint were all thrilled with the familiarity of the cuisine.

And that's everything! Enjoy your weekend!

Good morning, everyone, it's Captain Steve Rogers with the news. Why are there so many more of you in here today?

*chittering*

Ah, visiting relatives come a little early. Welcome.

Let's get to the classes so we can all greet our guests. Baking class made tarts, and Tony made jokes about tarts. Food Adventures explored Oktoberfest, and Belle was stocking books in the library. It won't be much of a zombie class if you didn't fight zombies, so that's what they did yesterday, and Gladio came by with lunch and a debrief about how the class had gone during Liliana's office hours.

*chittering*

Well, you should've left before them. Privacy. Learn about it.

In town, Liz was rushing through reports to be ready for the weekend, Luma was definitely working--strange emphasis there--and Steven received flowers from Watts, Summer was working from the Perk, and Rey told Summer that she's dating Adrian now, so congratulations to the both of you! Stark caught Summer up on the animal visitors from last week and told her about the friend who's visiting today.

Pam was planting seeds in the park for Spring, and Thor was making certain that Tiny wasn't getting fancy with the beer at the Devil's Nest, and Supper Club ate Afghan food.

That's everything! Enjoy your weekends.

Good morning, everyone, Steve Rogers here with the news of yesterday. In classes, Tony and I re-learned how much easier baking is when you have thumbs. Our students made cookies! Raiden's Food Adventures explored New Orleans. Arden presented Erarmus with a sweet tea snoball and a rundown on school trips before they confused each other talking about djinn, which I'm definitely pronouncing incorrectly, and Illyana wanted to know if Arden needed to-go bags for hauling souvenirs back to Fandom. Liliana did introductions now that no one looked like a pony, then did short term and long-term planning for zombie invasions. Liliana then held office hours, with Erasmus coming by to get her phone number so that his father could call--sounds dire--and Ignis coming by with lunch from New Orleans, which sounds delicious.

In town, the museum was open and so was the Photo Hut and Pixie Dust. The Devil's Nest was featuring cyser, and Supper Club went out for German, but the conversations mostly revolved around how great it was to have thumbs.

And that's everything! Enjoy your weekend, especially if you're doing the Three Minute Dates tomorrow night.

Good morning, everyone, this is Captain Steve Rogers with yesterday's news.

*defensive chittering*

No, that's not a criticism! In my day, we were getting three-week-old news! You guys are doing swell. This is the last week of classes, and so Raiden took Pizza class to Rome and not Sweden because "that would be cruel", and I have to admit I'm now kind of curious about Swedish pizza. Roman pizza was delicious, though. Markets of the World ended the summer in Tokyo, though Jack was dubious about what they were going to do with fresh fish. Finding New Hobbies explored photography with guest lecturer Prompto. Steven was worried that he'd lost time, but he showed up on time for his correct class on a Thursday, so I think he's okay unless he subscribes to Colonel Phillips' 'if you're on time, you're late' school of thought. Prompto told Stark that Noctra is meeting her first chocobo--

*chittering*

I'm getting 'rideable chicken' from the picture the squirrels have drawn, so I hope that's close? And Liliana's final class explored the time Urza finally died, but still remains the worst. She and Ignis then made househunting plans for the weekend.

In town, Jack's phone kept ringing and ringing. When he finally picked it up, it was definitely not news that required a phone call.

*chittering*

I don't know what 'phone calls are Boomer nonsense' means. Prompto offered to grab brunch stuff for lunch for Liz on his way back from helping in Stark's class, Luma was painting her nails at Pixie Dust once scrolling her phone got dull, and the Supper Club went out for Korean barbecue and hot pot, even though all the participants were confused by both concepts. Henry didn't know what barbecue even was, but it's definitely not related to pizza, pal. Hot pot is also not barbecue soup, oh my goodness. Maybe I'll invite myself along on one of these excursions because recapping this makes me sad when Ignis isn't there to explain things. Lydia told Rey that they'd be cooking their own dinner, so let's cross our fingers and hope that the restaurant stepped in before they made barbecue soup or Flint burned his way through a second pot in two days.

Steven was a little twitchy behind the desk at the museum before Pam, introducing herself as Poison Ivy, so I'm guessing this was a professional call, told Steven that he owed Harley--who Pam explained is her girlfriend in a different reality and her friend-friend here--an apology for calling her, quote, "too hurt to accept kindness." Steven, instead of agreeing that a comment like that would warrant an apology, said that because he didn't know Pam was who she said she was, she might be making up her interest in Harley's emotional well-being. Pam took that...less well...and then Marc showed up. What?

*chittering*

Oh, this is a Bruce and the Hulk sort of situation?

*awkward pause*

Right, you don't know what I'm talking about. Anyway, Marc told Pam to forget about what happened here, which seems especially unlikely since I've now recapped this for the radio. The brochure rack got destroyed again, and then Watts showed up for their every-other-week Thursday lunch. He got a brief recap of Pam's visit and then they discussed how she might've gotten the name Poison Ivy.

Finally, at the Devil's Nest, Thor was making coconut cocktails while Tiny was building coconut defenses and we're...we're just gonna note that and end the broadcast. Have a great weekend, everyone!

Good morning, everyone! Tony's on an engineering tear down in the lab, so I'm subbing in. Let's get to the notes!

Kitty put up signs for another movie night in the park on Monday. We're going to be watching Space Battles and I'll make sure Tony doesn't bring a working laser sword.

*chittering*

I am not a dream-killer. Speaking of dreams, Jane was avoiding the gremlin playwright from our workshop as he drank and worked on the manuscript at Caritas. Raiden has made my breakfast dreams come true with his new place, Over Easy. Yesterday was Mexican themed and you should definitely try the churro waffles. Jaina tried the mimosas, too, while I ate and learned about how the demon population of Baltimore is behaving itself.

*chittering*

Well, now you know there are demons in Baltimore. And that everything for yesterday! Have a good one.

Good morning, everyone, this is Steve Rogers back on air and thankfully no longer a dog.

*chittering*

No, the other three dogs in the tower are always supposed to be dogs. Let's get to the notes! In classes, Finding New Hobbies decorated sugar cookies, Liliana ranted about rocks, mass extinction events, and someone named Urza to her class, and Raiden took the pizza class to Harlem to enjoy New York-style pizza. It wasn't as good as Brooklyn pizza.

*chittering*

Of course I'm going to say that. Finally, Belle was cleaning the library.

In town, Nell stopped by the museum with congratulatory honey bread for Steven to celebrate his wedding to Watts. I missed some stuff while I was indisposed for the week, huh? Lydia and the Supper Club went to Mooby Land for the evening. Ignis made sure that Liliana could attend, even if she'd turned into a cat somewhere between class and supper. Lydia correctly noted that turning into animals--and plants, sorry to hear that, Adrian--is going around. Rey told Lydia that the food at the restaurant was good, and Flint warned Lydia that this was food to be eaten with your hands. Flint caught up with Rey about what he'd missed last week when he'd been a parrot. And Thor was shirtless at the Devil's Nest last night. As a friend, that's kind of awkward to report, but as an artist, I'm kind of sorry anyone missed seeing that.

*chittering*

Exactly. His arms are unreal.

*chittering*

And Tony agrees with me. But that's everything! Have a good weekend.

Good morning, everyone! It's Captain Steve Rogers with the news of a much less...well, I'd say 'emotionally heavy' Thursday, but the squirrels are holding acorns like they aren't afraid to throw them, so I'll keep that to myself. Even though it was funny.

*sounds of acorns being thrown*

Quite a start to the day. Let's get to classes. Ethical Dilemmas was given the day off--thank you, Liliana--Philosophy of Food took a quick trip to a museum exhibit in London, and Breakfast Foods worked on mastering pancakes, waffles, and French toast.

In town, Liz was bravely facing down month-end spreadsheets, Luma was expanding her knowledge of the dresses and makeup for sale at Pixie Dust, and Steven stopped work at the museum for lunch and selfies with Watts.

Finally, it was open mic night at Groovy Tunes, with Stewart performing lightning-themed music, Charlie playing Viking songs--like cheers for the football team?--and Jack,after some prodding, playing piano.

And that's everything! Have a good weekend!

Good morning, everyone, it's Captain Steve Rogers with yesterday's news.

Let's start with classes! Belle was in the library supervising gremlins making a collage. It's important to embrace your creative side. Ethical Dilemmas had our first hypothetical question, and if you weren't in the class, well, you should've taken it to know what the question was. We visited St. Louis and saw the Arch in our National Parks class. Philosophy of Food discussed what foods were better served at a dinner party versus a picnic, and The Art of Breakfast learned all about eggs: I prefer mine sunny side-up, which Tony thinks is entirely too perky an order for the morning.

In town, Stewart was playing music at Groovy Tunes, a good place for it, Luma was inspecting Pixie Dust's nail polish inventory, and Prompto delivered Jello and sympathy for Liz's never-ending reports at the Photo Hut. Steph was prepping for a new game release at Magpie Emporium, the Supper Club went out for sushi, Thor was serving mint juleps at the Devil's Nest...does he know that the Kentucky Der--

*chittering*

Oh, good, he knows.

And that's everything for yesterday! Have a great today!

Good morning, everyone, this is Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday. Tony's doing some important work in the lab right now--

*sulky chittering*

--which, yes, is a squirrel-free zone. The notes are all about our last day in Barbados, so this shouldn't take too long. Prompto and family enjoyed a final breakfast, Summer and Stark--not my Stark--took a dip in the pool, and Eleanor and Rey were down on the beach. Ignis went shopping, and Stewart went to the spa.

And the rest of us successfully eluded the squirrels, so well done, everyone. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Good morning, it's Steve Rogers this morning because the dean is busy getting ready for the park shenanigans. Let's get to the news!

Although we're in Chicago right now, yesterday we woke up in West Virginia.

In classes, Gardening learned about getting rid of bugs on their plants, and Summer fed us snacks and educated us about multi level marketing parties, Practical Philosophy had a day off, Meditation mediated underwater, sort of, and Raiden's pizza class learned about West Virginia pies. I have thoughts, but I'm not gonna share them.

*chittering*

Of course because I'm from Brooklyn.

In town, I told Wanda about all of the things I learned about Tupperware parties, Liliana put up posters for a non-Tupperware related party on Friday night, and Tony is already looking for the perfect outfit, so I suppose that's warning to the rest of you to step it up. Kitty had to deal with a post-hike Tino at Caritas, Nell puttered with her plants, Liliana attempted to only eat cake for lunch at the diner--Ignis would not allow it--and Arden and Nell were at Gladio's gym yesterday. Dean and Jane make plans for the party after a brief detour to wonder why we moved to West Virginia and to ask why something called a Sheepsquatch would exist.

*chittering*

And that's everything. I leave you all wondering why a Sheepsquatch would exist. See you at the park!

Well. Tahani al-Jamil has left the island with a note that says "only losers are still doing radio two days before Chirstmas,honestly," so this is your loser, Steve Rogers, doing radio.

Classes are finally over, apologies to the Teamwork students whose final didn't exactly stick--so we mostly have notes about what the elves were doing in town yesterday. They were repairing broken pots at the flower shop, much to Astrid's bemusement, and Jon was at the Perk with some tea. He caught up with Dwight, who was happy to not have been shot in the last few days, and Alara got the recommendation to try a peppermint hot chocolate, which they don't have on the planet she's from. Irene was wearing--

*frantic chittering*

"A thing". Huh. That's not that descriptive, fellas. It certainly made an impression on Jon, even if the squirrels are being light on details for me, and he invited her over for an expat Christmas party. And finally over at Caritas, it was time for summer and her Jello shots, including--wow, is that you trying to write crime against humanity? You misspelled it four different wasys--something called a s'moyster. I think I'll pass. Goose told Summer about his adventures in the timeloop, Dwight told Summer than being stuck in an endless Friday made Wednesday feel even more special, and Stark got a blue drink and some sympathy for his bad Friday. Fridays? Rey thought she could get used to the little elves and Annie wanted to know if the elves could drink if they had ID that showed they were old enough. Stark wished Annie a belated happy birthday, and Steve McGarrett learned that Diego was no longer a cat, though he had spent each morning puking in Annie's shoes.

And now everyone knows that. Sorry, Diego. McGarrett and Dr. Will decided that they wouldn't try a s'moyster until they'd had a lot of tequila first. Summer got Will started on beer, and Annie checked in to see how Will's endless Friday had gone.

That's everything. Have a safe and relaxing holiday week, everyone.

Well, looking at this stack of notes, I can assume that Detective Williams didn't get across the causeway yet. Quite the eager beaver, isn't he?

*grumbling*

I don't see how that's a disparaging slur against you. You guys aren't terribly eager. Nosy, but not eager.

Let's start over at the Trooper Station, where Danny had Duke locked up for the night on obstruction charges. If you're going to arrest everyone in town for getting mouthy to a police officer, you're going to be...pretty busy. Sorry, Detective. Liam and Rosa weren't exactly thrilled about how the new guy had charged ahead without asking them about, well, anything. Octavia showed up with a sword but didn't use it.

*applause*

The squirrels are very proud of you. I will take this moment to remind everyone that threatening police officers is a terrible idea. Nina showed up and explained everyone knew what had happened because they all listened to radio and then pointed out the squirrel in the office with them wearing a hat.

*chittering*

Wearing a very fetching hat. That seems a little like editorializing, there, Leroy. Larceny--after Nina and Rey told her about the arrest where she was working at Luke's-- stopped into the station to offer bail in the form of a lot of pearls and to make sure that Duke wasn't going to be released into the Baltimore Aquarium.

*long pause*

I feel like I need a lot more context for that to make sense. Over in his cell, Duke got coffee before Danny let him out, Liam explained that the new guy is a little...confused...and Nina offered to break Duke out of jail.

No, Nina. They agreed that you could leap to a lot of wrong conclusions based on radio reports--Detective Williams, please don't arrest people based on radio reports--and then Octavia came down to fill out forms and take Duke home. Duke and Larceny finally figured out what had set Danny out on this--she'd said she couldn't leave Duke's boat and...yeah, I can see how that sounds terrible. No one is being kidnapped! I promise!


Anway, Summer was over at Caritas and Rosa decided she needed a drink after all the excitement. Seivarden reminded her that she was normally there on Tuesdays, not Wednesdays. There was excitement at the bar too--some kind of convention of chicken-sized guys who kept starting fights and getting removed from Caritas. Cait thought they were extremely entertaining. Seivarden wanted to know if she got a three whiskeys if she tried all three of the Jello shot specials.

In non-arrest related news, Shunsui discovered that all T&C had was hamburgers and Amaya was hard at work in the forge preparing weapons for the new arrivals. That's...probably not a terrible plan. Alluka was at Pixie Dust trying to decide on a fun workshop to try this summer--Tony and I are teaching crafts. It'll be fun!

And that's it for yesterday! See everyone at the welcome picnic!

Good morning everyone, it's Steve Rogers here with all of your news of yesterday. Classes are wrapping up, so that means final exams in many different guises. Rosa wrapped up her class with the helpful comic about how in a hundred years, this won't matter and that it barely matters now.

*long, judgy pause*

Huh. Anakin's sex ed class met at his house, which is still a giant unicorn themed bouncy castle. It's something else, you should go see it. Nina told him that it would last like that at least through Sunday, so make sure to get it done soon, everyone. Haberdashery class had to bring their own birds for the final. Juillene brought a lot of birds--

*chittering*

One word? An alot made up of birds, which Ulysses rightfully found to be absolutely terrifying. Octavia stopped by with congratulatory pastries for Duke's end of classes and they planned their next date.

In town, Octavia assured Shunsui at her weekly trip to T&C that yesterday was much better than last Wednesday, Summer was honoring National Jellybean Day--apparently something that exists--with correctly themed Jello shots at Caritas, and Amaya's forge was filled with jellybeans because of, I'm guessing, Jellybean Day. If you have any licorice ones, I can take them off your hands.

*chittering*

They are not garbage candy. I refuse to be judged by squirrels.

Speaking of unfairly judged food, Luke's Diner was having a special on turnips, which came as news to Duke when he stopped in to check on Larceny.

And that's it! Have a good day, everyone.

[OOC: OMFG so over quarantine schooling. SO OVER.]