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Face Loran here, Fandom, hopefully you're enjoying that finals week that kind of snuck up on us there.

Up at the School, Coping With Change talked about autumn changes, Extreme PE involve extreme showing off of extreme sports, and Gymnastics is Life played the floor is lava.

Things continued to be quiet in the Dorms, while in Town, Tony moped in the park, at least according to Tamsin he did, he also played my hometown is better than yours with Bucky. Over at Stark's Jessica got a cupcake for not being dead, Eponine napped at the Post Office, and Peter looked for employees at Covent Gardens. Finally, Kitty did Olympic type things with glassware at Caritas.

Face Loran here, Fandom, and why is everything so sparkly?

Up at the School, Coping With Change discussed where to seek help with that, no idea with Caritas was the answer there, Bond was bitten by a gremlin so Extreme PE listened to chill out music instead, and Gymnastics is Life involved lasers, which would seem to have the opposite effect.

The Dorms were pretty quiet, while over in Town, the island woke to pastels and disturbingly large eyes, while Peter's visit tot he Bank led to accidental property ownership.

Face Loran here, Fandom, and I'm sure we're all glad to have opposable thumbs again.

Up at the School, Coping With Change talked about the differences between turning into ponies and getting haircuts, Extreme PE watched an extreme sports holo, and everything got a go on the balance beams in Gymnastics is Life, meanwhile Karla got caught up on work in her office.

Over in the Dorms, Roscoe was shooting hoops in the Gym and I have no Town notes, which means either nothing happened or Leroy set them on fire. Even odds.

Face Loran here, Fandom, and turns out fire suppressant foam is not a good look on squirrels.

Up at the School, Coping With Change started off with introductions and Anders staying back to talk to Jono after class. Extreme PE skipped introductions in favour of making up their own extreme sports, because everyone there had taken the last class.

Over in the Dorms, Hyacinthe stopped being a flower and turned back into a boy, while in Town, Jessica was excited by science at Stark's and Sparkle moped and got a call from Hannibal.

Face Loran, Fandom, and judging by my notes, everyone had a pretty quiet day yesterday.

Up at the School, Off the Grid and Beat the Heat had their finals, one of which involved laser tag, the other involved fighting a rancor. Try and guess which did which so you know who to avoid next session.

Meanwhile, Karla had office hours, which included a visit from Lucille.

Over in the Dorms, Roscoe decided to deal with his grumpiness by skating, he ran into Dante and they got to talking about all the people he hasn't met yet.

Finally in Town, Eponine played with intergalactic play-doh at the Post Office, while at Caritas, Kitty mixed drinks for her and Clint.

Face Loran here, Fandom, bringing you all the latest news about the moon of the adorable murder bears.

Up at the School, Working the Long Con talked bout scams involving making change, one of many reasons the fight between hard and digital currency rages on. Off the Gridtalked about teh importance of actually having an escape plan, and Beat the Heat were expected to learn about Netflix and Chill on their own.

Another quiet day around the Dorms, while in Town, Eponine had to deal with slow on the uptake phone calls at the Post Office, Jessica was branching out into corporate espionage at Stark's when Tamsin came by to see who was prettier, the correct answer is me. Ringo was about town practicing her AirTek with Alluka joined in, Steve thought he and Tony should run down cliffs together, and Caritas was full of enough sand to make Anakin cry. Good thing it was actually Kitty's shift then.

Face Loran here, Fandom, bringing you the vital news of the day. With vital being defined by a bunch of drunken squirrels.

There were classes at the School, with the Long Con learning how to hustle pool, a skill I'm sure none of htem will put into practice outside the classroom. Off the Grid talked about tells, and beleive me people have way more of those than they think. Beat the Heat had to figure out how to stay in Fast Eddie's with only five dollars, I'm guessing anyone in Constantine's class had a few idea there.

Over in the Dorms, Roscoe's bag paid the price of drinking during the school week, a situation not helped by Ringo's singing, while Hyacinthe was best roomie with offerrs of water and bag cleaning.

Tip was hanging out on the Roof, not being emo, Dipper and Lucille did introductions, Ringo spread the word of AirTek, and Peridot was frustrated by the Alphabet. Yeah, I prefer Aurebek too.

Finally in Town, Jessica did genetics at Stark's, and Hyacinthe attempted to introduce a kiss-based economy at the Perk leading to flirting with Dante and Cosima. While at Caritas, Kitty deal with vacation brain, truly the laziest of diseases.

Face Loran here, Fandom, and hopefully you newbies are starting to settle in around the place by now.

Since classes have started up again, I actually have School notes today, with introductions and fake IDs a-plenty in Working the Long Con, where Constantine asked about a time they scammed people, makes sense. Continuing the theme in more ways than one was Off The Grid where they played two truths and lie for their introductions, and finally Beat the Heat which had not tricking anyone during their intros, and I'd had a theme going there.

Also, Principal Winchester was in her office.

Over in the Dorms, Hyacinthe made a fashionably late arrival, but didn't watse any time fitting in as he dropped in on and started flirting with Dante, who had previously spent the afternoon checking out his mail and Isabela. May managed to miss all this debachery by doing basketball drills in the Gym.

The Town saw a lot of newbie exploration, in the form of Roscoe trying out skateboard tricks around the streets, and running into Cosima and Ringo somewhat more literally in Ringo's case. Rufus was playing with his dog in the Park, when Peridot decided to try going the game of fetch...with one of her fingers. Eric and FN-2178 went clothes shopping at Demon Marcus, Vic discovered far too much undone paperwork at the Trooper Station, Eponine had a 'Now Hiring' sign up at the Post Office, and Tony and Jessica were in desperate need of drinks at Stark's.

Which was probably why she interupted Kitty's drink experiments at Caritas to complain about being dead and organ harvesting.

Welcome to Fandom, new kids!

Face Loran here, Fandom, and...not-Fandom in case any of you are tuning in.

Not a lot of news up at the School or the Dorms, the first because we are done for the school year, the second because people are probably still recovering from the weekend...or you know what we've landed in.

Over in Town, or under it in the case of Tamsin, Bo, and Zoe in the Control Room, where they tried to land and that was how we ended up here, in the candy. Over at Eliot's, he, Parker, and Hardison attempted to deal with the weekend, and by deal, I mean Hardison kept trying to escape rather than talk about his feelings. Finally, Kitty was offering free 'Sorry I Led Really Kriffed-Up Aliens to Our Doorstep' drinks at Caritas

Face Loran here, Fandom, bring you the lat-

~I read the news today, oh boy...~

Is Leroy playing with the music again?

Moving on, classes at the School con-

~We don't need no education...~

-continued apace, with Beginner Gourmet learning about wine pairings, Survival 101 learning about traps, and Subcultures and Fitness and Helath doing finals prep, albeit with a different teacher in latter due to gremlin bites, Ada and Dante also made eye-contact.

Which was probably why my Dorms notes have Ada dragging Dante to her room.

~*saxophone riff*~

To. Talk.

Meanwhile, down in the First Floor Lobby Frank opened a bar to sell prom tickets. But not drinks, those were for Frank.

~He drinks a whiskey drink...~

Leroy isn't drinking a rum drink if he's not careful.

Over in Town, Rey was scavenging in the Junkyard, while Jessica worked on spy cameras at Starks, which led to Ringo wanting to know about surveillance drones.

Finally at Caritas-

~*ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum-da...*~

- Kitty was checking her phone, which presumably wasn't playing jizz music, Leroy.

*indignant music*

What do you mean it wasn't you?

Face Loran here, Fandom, bringing you all the latest news for a certain definition of latest.

There were classes up at the School, as Beginner Gourmet dealt with meat, remember, nerf isn't supposed to be that colour and don't eat that bird it's Mabel, Survival 101 looked at getting water in a desert in case anyone felt like moving to Tatooine, Subcultures learnt about kissing armies, and Fitness and Health watched a terrible holo.

Over in the Dorms, Dante was looking for porn blogs on tumblr as people who are not me do, Anders decided to help, or "help" as my notes suggest and they were very impressed with their findings, Kathy came by to ask why Isabela decided to kiss her in class, I get the feeling the answer is 'because Isabela' which lead to the reveal that it was her porn blog all along, exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark, okay I wasn't expecting that, and Anders continued to make helpful suggestions.

Finally, things seemed pretty quiet in Town.

Morning, Fandom, Face Loran here with all the news if the day.

Up at the School, Beginner Gourmet looked at dairy safety, Survival 101 looked at plant safety, Subcultures was all about Victorian circuses, and Fitness watched a holo.

Over in the Dorms, Kathy got a letter that made her cry, but it was because it was an acceptance letter, so in a good way. Ringo brought donuts, Dante was worried she'd cry on him, Anders made travel plans, Kira squee-ed, and then she called her parents about it.

Meanwhile in Town, Kitty spent her Caritas shift texting someone about the merits of bachelorette parties.

Face Loran here, Fandom, and it's amazing how you don't realise how kriffing cold a place is until you visit somewhere warmer. Just saying.

It was back to classes at the School, with Basic Gourmet cooking basic sauces, Survival 101 had to deal with the heat, which is just cruel, Subcultures learned about this planet's version of swoop gangs, and Fitness and Health went cross country skiing, again cruel. Electroclash was in her office, when Tony came by with a radio and the date equivalent of a booty call.

Over in the Dorms, Ringo was in the Fifth Floor Common Room when she got a cake for her birthday, happy birthday, Ringo. She shared her cake with Lucille and got a call from Kathy presumably also about her birthday.

Finally in Town, Tamsin caught up on paperwork at the Town Hall, while Jessica worked on the trooper stations security system at Stark's.

Face Loran here, Fandom, and- what's this?

*chittering*

Um, that's very kind, Leroy, but I already have a gi-

*chittering*

No, Leroy that's not going to end well for you.

In non-suicidal squirrel news, things continued with only a few skipped beats at the School. Gourmet Beginners looked at pots and pans, Survival 101 did laps in the snow, Subcultures played dress-ups, and Fitness & Health had a free period on account of pollen.

Ada and Cosima got kissy in the Dorms, and we'll leave that at that.

Over in Town, Jessica was trying to get work done at Stark's but it doesn't look like she was very successful as she interrupted Tasmin's ranting about sales at Town Halls to suggest they get some stress relief. Eponine was cranky at the Post Office and it probably didn't have anything to do with the mail.

Clint and Kitty woke up together and talked about putting babies in costumes, that can't be right. Tony was trying to find a pollen cure in his less than secret lab when Steve came and stood very close to him while talking about lockers eating people. Later Tony had a date with Sarah who teased him while they figured out what they wanted. I think we can all guess what that was.

Finally, Kitty tried to ignore how dishevelled Tino looked at Caritas. Which nobody needed to know.

Face Loran here, Fandom, and there must be some mistake, there can't be a whole month gone already.

Up at the School, Beginner Gourmet learnt how to use knives, that sounds safe, Survival 101 played in the snow, Subcultures went punk, and Fitnes and Health had 'a very boring sex talk with no blushing, 2/10'. Thanks for that opinion, Leroy.

The Dorms weren't quiet, because Kathy was yelling at her computer because Virtual!Ringo had broken limbs, and Dante was hungover, who's surprised? No one's surprised.

Over in Town, Dani was at the Gig, contemplating if her affections could be bought with Hamilton tickets, apparently the answer was no but the squirrels will take the tickets off her hands for her, and Kitty was working on wedding plans at Caritas because she is old and boring.

Face Loran here, Fandom, bringing you the latest- sithspit what happened to Leroy?

*chittering*

Too much popcorn? No, I guessed that part, I meant the hat and pantsuit.

*more chittering*

Too much Agent M, right.

Moving on, up at the School classes involved Basic Gourmets cooking with oil and Lottie helping Mabel with her toast, swimming in Survival 101, the universality of teenage girls being vaguely terrifying in their devotion in Subcultures, and Health and Fitness running over rooftops.

Nothing much happened around the Dorms, while in Town Jessica had to pop her own popcorn at Stark's with a heat ray. Over at Caritas, Kitty's problems with popcorn involved it being tracked in, and Pinkie ran into a no shoes, no free drinks for taking them off problem, which ended in popcorn fights.

Face Loran, Fandom, and as might be expected from the first week back, I've got a decent stack of notes this week.

First off, introductions was the name of the game up at the School, with Beginner Gourmet having introductions to the class, introductions to cooking pasta, and introductions to Dante eating other people's food. 101 Ways to Survive had Atton introducing himself to the class, and the class introducing themselves right back. Didi explained what Subcultures 101 was about and then in a shocking plot twist there were introductions, and finally Fitness and Health did their introductions while bouncing a ball, which sounds kind of weird.

Over in the Dorms, Cassandra was reading in the Fourth Floor Common Room, in her full armour, which is thing that happens more often and you'd think. Lucille continued the introductions them from my class notes, and they discovered they liked the same kind of books, Laura liked Cass's armour, and she and Lucille did the whole newbies discussing island weirdness thing. Dipper came in and geeked all over Cass about Space Battles, horrified Lucille with his manners, and worried Laura over his soda for breakfast habit. Good job on the first impressions there, Dipper.

Meanwhile in Town, Eponine had a 'now hiring' sign up at the Post Office, Mary led an aerobics class at the Arms, and Kathy and Anders were at Ink and Holes because drunk tattoos are the best idea ever.

Finally, Kitty had a bucket of earplugs at Caritas on account of zombie sitars.

Face Loran here, Fandom, and happy not-Life Day Eve Eve.

No classes up at the School, and things were pretty quiet around the Dorms as well, with Ezra coming back after missing all the fun and leaving again, and Dante and Kathy told him what he missed. Possibly this had something to do with him packing up to leave again.

Over in Town, Kathy was celebrating her birthday playing in the Park, Dante promised to eat pizza with her, Raven gave her a present, and Tali talked about people shooting at her in the snow. One of those things was not like the other.

Eponine was hung over at the Post Office, Eliot was keeping the staff at Luke's in line, Jessica got a visit from Kitty at Stark's, Jaina killed time at the Perk, and Ringo had an existential crisis in the Warehouse District. Wait, what?

Kitty prepared for a wedding at Caritas, but found the time to press eggnog onto Four when he came in to solve his problems with alcohol.

~Eway elebratecay away ayday ofway eacepay,
Away ayday ofway armonyhay,
Away ayday ofway oyjay eway allway ancay areshay ogethertay oyouslyjay;~

-won't this thing stop? Are we back on?

Face Loran here, Fandom, bringing all the latest news, and garbled Life Day songs.

~Away ayday atthay akestay usway oughthray ethay arknessday,
Away ayday atthay eadslay usway intoway ightmay,~

See what I mean? In any case, classes continued at the School, with Competitive Teambuilding did an egg drop challenge. In a junkyard. Ada and Tali approved. Magical Beasts looked at magical 'kittehs!', Sex Ed watched a seasonally appropriate film, and Speech involve explanations of terrible sweaters, mine was especially disturbing.

~Away ayday atthay akesmay usway antway otay elebratecay ethay ightlay;~

Nothing happened in the Dorms, while in-

~Away ayday atthay ingsbray ethay omisepray atthay onewayayday e'llway ebay eefray... ~

While in Town, Eponine was in the Post Office when >Kitty came in with a package for her if you know what Leroy means, also something about the moon. Later, Kitty did paperwork at Caritas and Allie came in so they could compare ugly sweaters.

~Otay ivelay,
Otay aughlay,
Otay eamdray,
Otay owgray,
Otay usttray,
Otay ovelay,
Otay ebay!~

Face Loran here, Fandom, and Leroy, what did you think yesterday would accomplish?

Classes continued up at the School, with Creative Teambuilding having an eating contest, which Ada and Tali couldn't actually participate in, so good job there teachers. Magic Beasts was all about the class sharing creatures from home the that hadn't already been covered, and that's a whole lot of places off my vacation list.

Sex Ed saw Clint taking hint from our Ethics teachers with driod babies, Clint, no. The class were not fans, with some being driven to drink and Ada and Gwen arguing over ice cream debts. And in Speech, Josh put the class on hold, because he's evil.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, or else someone was still recovering from his knife-fight shenanigans and missed everything.

Finally in Town, Mary had to deal with Gunther's deas of healty eating at the Arms, there were numerous phone calls for Vic at the Trooper Station, Eponine retreated to a blanet fort in the Post Office, and Jessica had fun with phasing tech at Stark's.

Face Loran here, Fandom, bringing you the news once more.

Classes at School were amazing, with Creative Teambuilding navigating one. Blindfolded, because them's the rules, I imagine it led to a lot of trust-talking. Not that anyone should have trusted Eliot, because he spent the entire class talking on the phone with his butcher.

Magical beasties was all about not petting the magic doggies. Naturally, Dante and Merrill did exactly that.

Sex Ed went on a field trip! To the sex store, or not as the case may be. Isabela and Ada decided to cheat at poker with dirty cards, good thing some of us don't play poker, before Ada and Gwen tried to figure out what toy went in which hole. Fun party game.

Speech talked about war veterans and remembering them.

Nothing much happened around the Dorms, and Town was pretty quiet too, with Eponine having her staff off sick at the Post Office, and Atton bringing Jessica donuts at Stark's.

Face Loran here, Fandom, bring you all the news of the island.

Up at the School, Competitive Team Building made haunted houses that were judged by fake tiny children. Magical Beasts talked about magic equines, and then had to fight them. That's not a nice thing to do to the pink pony, even that cheerfulness is kind of creepy. Bob was not impressed, except with Anders.

Sex Ed watched a movie about old virgins, and Speech was all about the excuses.

Nothing happened around the Dorms, while in Town, things were quiet at Stark's until Jessica took off, and the Post Office was all set up for Halloween.

Morning, Fandomites, Face Loran here, bring you the news across two islands.

Back in Fandom, not a lot happened. York was working at looking up costumes at Freedom Arms, while at the Post Office, Eponine made sure a cup of caf was delivered to its proper place, namely her mouth. Hardison received a call from his grandmother, and he, Parker and Eliot are going to visit her, because he's the good grandkid, apparently.

Meanwhile, things were much busier for those of us on the trip. The Morning saw Cassandra and I discussing food and work at the hotel, while Cara and Atton relaxed at the spa and pool respectively.

Out in the park proper, there were things like the petting zoo, where Obi-Wan got teased for making friends with the babies, there was also the Creation Lab, were Xanthippe ran into Kitty and Four, topics of conversation included Clint's arms and dinosaur privates. For her part, Alex hung out at the water park. Other activities included bungie jumping, a dinosaur picnic, and watching dinosaurs hatching. Shockingly enough, the latter turned into Ada and Dante talking about a pet raptor growing up into an alien murder monster in Fandom. Only in Fandom.

The Evening was slightly more sedate. Isabela made for the club, where she ran into Ada, who also danced near the inevitable Dante, and talked with Cosima about how the noise compared to a carnival. Atton and Sarah felt out of place at the cocktail bar, there was another night drive for those who wanted to be out with the murder lizards, and stargazing for those with slightly more sense.

That's all my notes, so enjoy the rest of break and don't get eaten.

Good morning, Fandom, Face Loran here, and I hope you're all getting ready for the weekend, whatever that may mean.

Up at the School, Creative Teambuilding rescued the fluffiest of bunnies from a creepy magician, after a quick strategy session, during which Ada and Tali discussed subterfuge, there was bunny rescuing.

Magical Beasts had a more general class about thinking things through, and a discussion about helping hot magical beasts. Topics included 'how hot are we talking', what it wants, careful investigation, and 'what is it?'.

Sex Ed was about pregnancy, and what happens when you decide to go through with one. Also Clint being asked to take Gwen's driod baby, and denying paternity of Isabela's. Then they talked about making pregnancy fairer. Gwen and Isabela suggested something called an 'em-preg', which apparently Clint and Kitty are going to have.

Finally, Speech practised tours of the island, which in Kathy's case involved talking about her parents reacting badly.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, which brings us to the Town, where Dante was once more on the Kwik Stop roof and Kathy came by with cupcakes and booze to thank him for stealing a motorcycle.

Vic had calls about too many bananas at the Trooper Station, Eponine had grape vines at the Post Office, Jessica had data to review at Stark's, and Kitty had a cheerful Tino at Caritas, which is a nicely ominous note to end on.

Good morning, Fandom. Face Loran here, bringing you the latest news on the island. At least the latest news that happened yesterday.

Up at the School, Competitive Teambuilding had a dance off. After the teachers demonstrated, they started planning, with Four and Kaylinbeing far more dubious than teammate Daphne, Ringo and Cosima enjoying the music, and Ada and Tali combining the above by being dubious about the music. Seems like Four's team won.

Magical Beasts talked about vampires. Specifically vampire court, huh, I'd watch that holo. Class Discussion involved non-litigious vampires, or the decapitation thereof if you were Anders and Dante.

Sex Ed was all about protection, and calling your partner names if he didn' use any. Clint also brought in his dildo collection for them to practice condom use on. Isabela and Thorin had opinions on the various qualities, including sparkliness of hers, before Clint told her all about Dite's. Kitty also stopped in to find out if Clint was bringing all these home.

Speech had us all giving seven minute extemporaneous speeches on topics like mad science and the filling of glasses. This had nothing at all to do with Josh forgetting to give us homework last week.

Atton had office hours, which he spent tweaking his lightsaber. Which is a thing I'm told Jedi need to do regularly.

Over in the Dorms, Jasper woke up from a nightmare, but luckily he had Ringo and Alluka to be chipper and perky and distract him from it.

Meanwhile in Town, Dante was on the Kwik Stop roof, making friends with cats and finding out about AT riding from Ringo. Over at the Trooper Station, Vic was finely honing her sarcasm, Maria cleaned up Groovy Tunes, and Eponine had to solve the mystery of the coffee creamer statues at the Post Office. It was probably aliens. Or gremlins.

Mary was sparkly and in charge at the Arms Hotel, and Jessica had a very ordinary day at Stark's, which could mean anything from portals to citrus.

Finally, at Caritas, Kitty was working because Tino was too busy doing the Bee Keep Away Dance, much to Mike's confusion.