WTFH

"And I'm back in town, Fandom. It's okay, I missed you too. Sort of.

Anyway. School's still out, so we're skipping that.

Dorms

Natalie also just got back, looks like, and she got presents from Peter and Jace.

Town

Slightly busier over here, but still not by a lot. Zayne put out the call for a new manager over at MCA, and was answered by Coulson. Meanwhile, at Wellspring Arms, Alec apparently spilled coffee all over himself. Sookie swung by for a visit, and apparently she was just here to show off her new rock to Emma and Karla, who also commiserated together about what kind of trouble Karla got into recently. Over at Caritas, Tino was glad to see Mike, while at the Boards, Lizzie's sister Jane showed up to interrupt Jono's arrival home. And finally, Allie was getting all obsessive about Angry Birds at the Devil's Nest, and Coulson told her about the time he quit Words with Friends.

And that's it, guys! Here's to a busier Friday next week!"

"Hi, Fandom. I had three pine trees spring up like, literally under my feet on the way here. Ready for bed. Let's get through this.

( I'm vaguely drunk, kids. LET'S SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT )

" -- I was visiting my family, you pushy little...oh, it's on. Oh, hi, and -- okay, look, I'm not being mean to the squirrels, before anyone calls PETA on me, but good grief, you miss one week and they're dragging you in here like you owe them money. Which I don't. In case anyone was wondering.

( minor radio! )

"Hey, Fandom. It's been kind of a quiet week, yeah? I like that. I mean, it was my birthday on Tuesday and I guess some other important thing happened that day, whatever, but it seems like we all just kept our heads down and didn't turn into flying monkeys or anything this week. Go us!

*pause*

...did I just jinx us? [bleeeeeeeeeeeeep]

( my house is so cold. typing fast to save my poor frozen fingers )

"Okay, chill out, dude, I know it's not my usual day but there is no need to climb my pants leg like a tree. There will be no storing of acorns or anything, either. I'm ---*bleep*---ing here, okay? If you make me spill my coffee, so help me. So. Help. Me.

Anyway. Hi, it's Olive, and yes, I know the days are off but just deal with it. Let's get into this.

( radioooo )

"I swear to god, if you wake up Marsie and I have to deal with it I will make you into mittens. Cute ones. I don't even care about PETA getting all up on my ass. I don't even -- I mean, people have been bitching all week so I should have expected this, but seriously.

Whatever.

Fandom was super-boring, because we're all here. Eric was subjected to pumpkin-spiced blood and this is apparently how I'm kicking things off tonight. Allie, meanwhile, saw him about a job, because I guess she's not afraid of such terrifying flavor combinations.

Meanwhile, this morning in the Land of Interesting People, Stacey, Darcy and Cassidy hung by the pool. Ugh, guys, that pool. Let's never leave, okay? Tomoe got an awesome massage, while Jace worked out at the gym. Mercy chilled at the beach, while Alec and Goose did the fishing thing, and both Marsie and Victor went shopping. I sincerely hope everyone got me presents. T-minus....hang on, I have to math. Like three weeks, anyway, until my birthday.

And then evening was lovely, because seriously like it's gonna suddenly turn into a horrible place in a matter of hours? Natalie enjoyed her villa, and I can't blame her but it's even better outside. I'm just saying. At the pool, April and Jono enjoyed girly drinks and lagers and talked about dying in humiliating ways, while I read my book before going over to annoy dear James. And there was a town, too! Atton was moody at a bar, which sounds wildly uncharacteristic of him, while Jace had some grog at that pirate bar. And in that same bar were Tomoe and Jono, who caught up on each others' vacations.

And finally, Topher had a boys' night in his room, and it involves a movie with dinosaurs with lasers. I don't know whether to mock all of you or ask to see this movie, because what the hell? How is that real? How would they fire them?

Why am I asking these things? There was a debate between Tony and Victor about whether someone named Ben is an alien. If he thinks this is a quality film enterprise, I go with a firm yes. Topher asked Tony as to whether this is better than Ratman porn, and then philosophizes with Victor about whether geeks can exist in a pop culture vaccum. Is this seriously what boys talk about when they're alone? This is like watching years of mysteries unravel before my very eyes. Kind of disappointing, not going to lie. Billy and Tony talked about visiting Ben in spaaaaaaaace and how TMZ won't follow Tony there -- probably -- and then he and Victor talk about whether Ben is on a planet of dinosaurs right now. Seriously. I thought guy-exclusive conversations were way more interesting than this.

Disappointing. Anyway -- have a fantastic Saturday here in paradise, kiddos. If you're still in Fandom, ha ha, suck it."

Rhiannon: Why are we here?

Olive: Because if we don't, I get in trouble.

Rhiannon: With who?

Olive: ...it doesn't matter with who.

Rhiannon: Is that a squirrel? Why is there a squirrel in here?

Olive: Let's just read these so we can go home. Stop observing your surroundings and read

( besties radio )

"So this is like, a thing I do now, huh? Okay. At least you're all cute, with your teeny...bottles of rum. Guys, it's like ten a.m. No, seriously, I think this is one of the signs -- "

*sound of notes being thrown*

"Okay, fine. I won't worry about you anyway.

( club fair radio! )