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fandom_radio2012-11-27 11:57 pm
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WTFH Radio, Tuesday, November 27
" -- I was visiting my family, you pushy little...oh, it's on. Oh, hi, and -- okay, look, I'm not being mean to the squirrels, before anyone calls PETA on me, but good grief, you miss one week and they're dragging you in here like you owe them money. Which I don't. In case anyone was wondering.
School
So, apparently tiny Anakin taught Ethics today, whatever that means. I mean, the ethics guy is the huge one in the swirly cape thing, right? So what's this 'tiny' business? Whatever, they flew things and then had to explain the ethics of their choices, and Korra helpfully gave tiny Anakin the lowdown on how he's a teacher. What? And in Mad Science and You, they made cookies or hung out with a guy with scissors for hands. That also doesn't make sense. I miss recapping the gloomy revolution class now. Tiny Jaina -- who, if that's the lady I'm thinking of, is always tiny, so now I'm more confused -- makes up a combat class on the fly, where students have to show her what they're best at. Apparently she semi-lectured first, and then there was fighting, and then everyone and their mom wanted to talk to tiny Jaina. First Cade taunted her, then Anakin -- normally tiny Anakin, not...today-tiny Anakin, and how is that suddenly a name that's common enough that we need to differentiate between our Anakins? How? -- gave her crap because he's her little brother.
...so maybe it was more like 'two people' and less like 'everyone and their mom.' Whatever.
Dorms
...NO ONE DID ANYTHING. AGAIN. Guys, what is HAPPENING TO US?
Town
Okay so I guess everyone was here? And...more tininess. I guess this is like, an age thing and not a size thing, but not as severe an age thing as before, or...something. Like, someone named Jaq was all confused in the park and called Marsie pretty, which she is, so it's nice to know his eyesight works even if he's confused. In less 'who is this weirdo in our park' news, Derek woke up tiny and started eating everything in sight, like a regular teenage boy, and Mike, who was normal, had to reintroduce himself while Stiles came by to banter with Derek about who was better/stronger/faster. Tiny Sarah was not excited to wake up both with a really strong accent and a ginger named Guy.
Tiny Kaidan watched TV with tiny Jack, and there was much discrepancy between their respective home time periods and the television. Tiny Beth -- who? -- freaked out at not being able to call her parents, and then tiny Derek and normal Stiles bantered and ate pizza earlier tonight. Aww.
Earlier today, tiny Eric was in the park, trying to hunt squirrels with a spear. GAH. Tiny Jack found him and they spoke not-English at each other for awhile, while tiny April and Jack tried to figure out where they were -- seems like a basic thing to know in, like, life, but that's just me -- and April tried to share her veggie burgers with an unimpressed Eric. Loki, meanwhile, also spoke not-English with Eric, because let's just make that a theme.
Loki watched Eric on his hunt for a while too, and they also babbled at each other in old people talk long enough to keep Eric from skewering any squirrels thankfully omg.
Tiny James Bond was at the Perk being confused, but it's okay because Loki showed up to think he was a new student so that probably helped. Victor was playing on Reddit when both Tony and I visited him at work today, and we were all our normal ages, as far as I know. And in further usually-a-teenager news, Hanna checked inventory at Demon Marcus.
Aaaand there was a tiny Professor Pony at JGOB, and a tiny Clint trying to figure out his phone in the park. Natalie and he freaked each other out, while Alec was helpful and a non-tiny Natasha was just confused. At the Devil's Nest, teenage Max was rapping before he had to serve tiny non-English-speaking Eric. And over at Caritas, Kitty was her normal age but had to deal with a teenage boyfriend. Every girl's dream! I mean, not that there's anything wrong with having a teenage boyfriend. I have a teenage boyfriend. But it's probably less than ideal when you're used to him not being a teenager.
This week is confusing. I just got back from vacation, guys. Like...just got back.
Anyway. Have a good night! Use protection, if you're all young and testing out how those joints work again now that they're all young and springy again. Gross. Sorry."
School
So, apparently tiny Anakin taught Ethics today, whatever that means. I mean, the ethics guy is the huge one in the swirly cape thing, right? So what's this 'tiny' business? Whatever, they flew things and then had to explain the ethics of their choices, and Korra helpfully gave tiny Anakin the lowdown on how he's a teacher. What? And in Mad Science and You, they made cookies or hung out with a guy with scissors for hands. That also doesn't make sense. I miss recapping the gloomy revolution class now. Tiny Jaina -- who, if that's the lady I'm thinking of, is always tiny, so now I'm more confused -- makes up a combat class on the fly, where students have to show her what they're best at. Apparently she semi-lectured first, and then there was fighting, and then everyone and their mom wanted to talk to tiny Jaina. First Cade taunted her, then Anakin -- normally tiny Anakin, not...today-tiny Anakin, and how is that suddenly a name that's common enough that we need to differentiate between our Anakins? How? -- gave her crap because he's her little brother.
...so maybe it was more like 'two people' and less like 'everyone and their mom.' Whatever.
Dorms
...NO ONE DID ANYTHING. AGAIN. Guys, what is HAPPENING TO US?
Town
Okay so I guess everyone was here? And...more tininess. I guess this is like, an age thing and not a size thing, but not as severe an age thing as before, or...something. Like, someone named Jaq was all confused in the park and called Marsie pretty, which she is, so it's nice to know his eyesight works even if he's confused. In less 'who is this weirdo in our park' news, Derek woke up tiny and started eating everything in sight, like a regular teenage boy, and Mike, who was normal, had to reintroduce himself while Stiles came by to banter with Derek about who was better/stronger/faster. Tiny Sarah was not excited to wake up both with a really strong accent and a ginger named Guy.
Tiny Kaidan watched TV with tiny Jack, and there was much discrepancy between their respective home time periods and the television. Tiny Beth -- who? -- freaked out at not being able to call her parents, and then tiny Derek and normal Stiles bantered and ate pizza earlier tonight. Aww.
Earlier today, tiny Eric was in the park, trying to hunt squirrels with a spear. GAH. Tiny Jack found him and they spoke not-English at each other for awhile, while tiny April and Jack tried to figure out where they were -- seems like a basic thing to know in, like, life, but that's just me -- and April tried to share her veggie burgers with an unimpressed Eric. Loki, meanwhile, also spoke not-English with Eric, because let's just make that a theme.
Loki watched Eric on his hunt for a while too, and they also babbled at each other in old people talk long enough to keep Eric from skewering any squirrels thankfully omg.
Tiny James Bond was at the Perk being confused, but it's okay because Loki showed up to think he was a new student so that probably helped. Victor was playing on Reddit when both Tony and I visited him at work today, and we were all our normal ages, as far as I know. And in further usually-a-teenager news, Hanna checked inventory at Demon Marcus.
Aaaand there was a tiny Professor Pony at JGOB, and a tiny Clint trying to figure out his phone in the park. Natalie and he freaked each other out, while Alec was helpful and a non-tiny Natasha was just confused. At the Devil's Nest, teenage Max was rapping before he had to serve tiny non-English-speaking Eric. And over at Caritas, Kitty was her normal age but had to deal with a teenage boyfriend. Every girl's dream! I mean, not that there's anything wrong with having a teenage boyfriend. I have a teenage boyfriend. But it's probably less than ideal when you're used to him not being a teenager.
This week is confusing. I just got back from vacation, guys. Like...just got back.
Anyway. Have a good night! Use protection, if you're all young and testing out how those joints work again now that they're all young and springy again. Gross. Sorry."