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Hey everyone, happy Thursday. Let's see what the squirrels have in store for us today. It looks like everything is from town - Octavia was doing yoga and talking to Duke when she turned into a raccoon. Liliana found a mansion out in the woods, which sounds like the start of a thousand horror films. There were no shenanigans in the park, but Stark still made his way over there; Terra talked to him about not going home for the break week, and Graham rode through on his giant capybara, which is quite the mental image. At Dite's, Irene had a sale going for the teachers and Jon checked in with her. Annie and Diego returned home from Annie's world, and it looks like they'll be staying a while, which is hopefully good news.

Watts was working on Korean homework at the Perk, which caught Irene's attention since she knows some of it as well. Travis talked to Watts about leaning alongside him since his mother is from Korea, and Marc gave Watts some advice as someone who also knows multiple languages. The alphabet is the hardest part, honestly. Travis got to meet Marc and they talked about the various levels of island-related weird they've experienced, and Marc also met Liliana, who he heard about a little from Steven. Travis helped Liliana maneuver paying for her coffee since paper money isn't a thing where she's from, and Watts gave her a little more advice about surviving this place. It's easier than it might seem since everyone is so nice. Genuinely so, I promise.

And that looks like everything, so now I get to get my own coffee. Have a good one.

Hey everyone, Clint Barton here, let's see how everyone was doing yesterday. This week's shenanigans were all about table surfing, which sounds like the sort of thing that sends everyone to the clinic. Vi was keeping an eye on Libby, who was stuck as a lamb, which Belle found very endearing. Will and Stark were surprised the shirts weren't entirely awful, and Summer talked to Stark about his date with Travis. The surfing was a mess since Summer turned into a squirrel in the middle of it, but it looks like everyone survived without too many injuries. Over in the dorms, Vi was there for Libby when she turned into sheep, and Guillermo was making empanadas with Graham when Graham turned into a goose. Could we not have a little calm after the weekend? Is that too much to ask?

Anyway, in town, Diego and Annie talked about the weekend and what that future might be like, and Ulysses didn't look like he was having a great day at the Perk. He talked to Eddie about the weekend, and Eddie and Watts talked about how weird Fandom is for people who aren't from this time. Watts was kind of judgey about how miserable Ulysses looked, but apprently he's just like that. Got it. Shunsui had Issa with him at Turtle and Canary, which made Octavia happy when she stopped by. Everyone should be happy to see other people's pets, that's just basic person skills. Irene was building a swing at Dite's when Marc stopped by; they talked about the weekend and she warned him about some of the other fun things this place puts us through. At the Devil's Nest, Steph stopped in for a drink with Octavia, and at Caritas, Tino tried to make jello shots and failed, which isn't a surprise. I feel like Summer could have made the shots even as a squirrel, with just a little assistance.

That looks like everything so... I don't know, just try to stay sane and have a good week.

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton, and if I talk a little fast this morning it's only because I want to get back to my own air conditioning. Let's start with the shenanigans, where the teams apparently played beer pong with weird, questionable sodas. That's probably about the same as cheap, flat beer, just a different taste. Over in town, Illyana spent her time at Magic Box dressing up the skeleton in beach attire, and Shunsui read some fortune cookies at Turtle and Canary. Octavia came by and admired the space theme the place was decorated with, and talked to Shunsui about growing up in space.

Over at Caritas, Summer made jello shots with the meat seltzers, which seems like it should be illegal. Goose was either brave or crazy and went for all the meat shots, and Dwight reminded Summer that he doesn't have a superhero stomach. I think even Cap might have trouble with seltzer flavored like an olive loaf. Eddie, who is apparently a new Eddie, stopped in for a beer and learned all about the delights of 2022 from Summer. Rey pointed out, as a friend, that Summer was a bit wrong for making jello out of the meat seltzers, and Annie just went straight to beer like a sensible person. Stark got talked into the shots, so we know who peer pressure works on the best, and Anakin came by to offer Summer the rest of the terrible sodas from the shenanigans, so I can only imagine what I'm going to read about next week. Stark tried to talk Anakin out of it until he turned into a koala. At least he's something cute? And Jesse also gave in to her curiosity about the meat shots. I worry about some of you so much sometimes.

That looks like everything, so I hope everyone's stomachs have survived the night, and I'll be back next week.

Good morning, everyone. This is Clint Barton with your Thursday news from the squirrels. As usual, I'm starting with the shenanigans, run by Stark this week. Everything was space-themed, and the shirts were actually kind of amazing instead of awful. Steph and Vi talked about how much they trust each other and everyone did a pretty fun and not-traumatizing obstacle course. That sounds like it was actually a good time, good job Stark.

In town, Irene was doing some eBay sniping at Dite's, and Shunsui wrapped birthday presents at Turtle and Canary. Dwight chilled out at the Perk, and Octavia had a hopefully peaceful night at The Devil's Nest. Over at Caritas, Summer tried to resist getting into the zombies' business, which is always a wise idea. Rey brought her droid with her, much to Summer and Annie's delight, and Stark got politely introduced to him as well. Goose came by to check on Summer, and Annie asked Summer for help with having to do an Instagram live. Ugh, my condolences. Stark asked Summer for feedback on the shenanigans, which I hope was reassuring.

And that's all I've got for today. Have a good week, and stay safe.

Good morning, everyone. This is Clint Barton with a fast Wednesday report because my child is playing with the squirrels and that's only going to go well for so long. As always, we're starting with this week's team-building-slash-torture which seems to have involved water balloons. Wanda and Annie were kind of horrified by the message on their shirts, so Wanda changed it because she's awesome like that. Steph and Stark talked about how weird Anakin is, and Steph and Vi made evening hangout plans. There was nothing too dangerous about the water balloon activities, aside from the fact that only some of the balloons had water, because of course they did.

In town, Dwight was out for a run when he ran into Prince Sidon and chatted about their respective families. He also got to meet Rosa and help her decide how weird the porgs are compared to aliens. I feel like that's half and half. Over at Turtle and Canary, Shunsui got a visit from Octavia to get caught up on what she's missed recently. Octavia also stopped by Dite's and Irene filled in her on what all the rainbows are for this month. Octavia had a quiet night at the Devil's Nest, and Summer had a sign up in Caritas warning people to take her advice. That's what bartenders are for, right? Goose needed some extra shots for dealing with political crap at home--a reward, definitely--and Annie sought out Summer's advice on dealing with superhero stuff. Stark checked to make sure Summer had a good birthday, and congratulated Travis on coming out to socialize, and Summer was glad to see Travis too.

Congrats on surviving another week, and I'm sure I'll be back next time.

Good morning folks. This is Clint Barton, which means it must be Thursday. Let's see what everyone got up to yesterday. This week's shenanigans involved a lot of grease, with people trying to get across and up greased poles, and dealing with greased pigs. I would ask "why?!" but I feel like that's useless at this point. Steph teased Vi about taking the sleeves off her terrible shirt because they're too small, and Libby and Will tried to figure out what their shirt meant. Everyone survived the actual event, which isn't a given considering how much grease was involved, and Stark gave Anakin a wet, greasy hug that he completely deserved.

In town, Shunsui got to enjoy some jelly donuts at Turtle and Canary, and Irene updated the window display at Dite's. Octavia did her best to not mess with any of the paint sprayed around the Devil's Nest, and Marc came by for a drink that hopefully didn't have paint in it. At Caritas, Summer had some occult-themed shots going, which sounds like it might be more fitting for the other bar. Goose and Summer talked about the latest things they'd heard from Ignis, and Liz and Summer discussed doing more research into the gods of Ignis and Prompto's world. Summer welcomed Dwight back to town, and helped Rey figure out which drink she wanted. Stark was brave and tried all the shots, Annie and Lucifer learned about who all the shots represented, and Jesse got some drinks to wash out the taste of basement pollen. Ah, spring cleaning, so good and so gross at the same time.

That looks like everything, so I'm going to head out. Have a good, safe week.

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton, here for one of the highlights of my week. What the [microphone feedback]? Okay, it's going to be a low-commentary radio day, got it. Let's see... this week's Summer Shenanigans involved an obstacle maze. All the teams got even more horrific shirts than last week, and Vi gave Steph a bracelet she made while they got ready. Awww. Scott and Steve talked about multiverse crap and Scott's powers, and Other Steve and Stark tried to figure out where the shirts come from. Sometimes, it's better to not know things. No one broke anything important this week, which is a good thing, but also encourages this to not stop. Just saying.

Over in town, Annie and Diego got back to town and talked about dealing with Diego's family. Irene did some cleaning at Dite's with her new awful shirt, and Danny threw his right in the trash at the Trooper Station. You know, they should go to decorate someone's office. I'm not saying who, but you're all smart, you can do the math. Shunsui had to nap to the sound of Apu dancing at Turtle and Canary, and Summer had a random assortment of jello shots at Caritas. Goose and Summer talked about what Pride is, and Liz talked to Summer about being worried about Prompto, because she hasn't heard from him in a few days. Stark and Summer talked about the shenanigans, and Summer tried to help Lucifer with his relationship woes.

That looks like all the squirrels caught yesterday, so that's all I've got for you today. Have a good one, folks.

Hello everyone, this is Clint Barton with everything the squirrels caught us all doing yesterday. In lieu of classes, Anakin ran the first round of Summer Shenanigans. The teams got to put on some very fashionable attire and deal with being voluntold for the fun--Sakaki actually liked her shirt a lot, while Tony and Tahani plotted to burn theirs. There's two sides to every argument. Steph and Vi challenged each other, and Will got introduced to the idea that you can get picked for the honor of team building. Everyone had quite the course ahead of them, but everyone survived and that's the most important thing, right? Afterwards, Isabela teased Anakin which, to be honest, he probably kind of deserved.

In town, a very tired Shunsui was at Turtle and Canary, and Summer had some caffeine-themed jello shots going at Caritas. That actually sounds appetizing. Goose and Summer talked about not sleeping well recently, and Liz wanted multiple shots. Summer and Stark talked about being tired and how being high is way nicer, and Steph talked to Summer about making shots for Pride. Summer and Jon also talked about being tired, and now I'm a little worried about you guys.

That looks like all the notes, so I'm going to sign off with my usual, which is to stay safe out there.

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton and--

*confused chittering*

Oh, it's storming out there and I got rained on, so I took my shirt off to get dry. Sorry this isn't video news, you'll all just have to use your imaginations.

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Good morning, everyone. This is Clint Barton, and I was bombareded by squirrels today, so it must be Thursday already. Let's see what kind of day everyone had. At the school, the Intro to Mechanical Engineering class looked at machine drawing, the Weaponry students got to design their own weapons, and the Great Legends of Hyrule class learned about a mysterious Eighth Heroine. The Bakineering students had to make gingerbread houses and pretend they were tree houses, which probably still ended in a sticky mess. Those things are brutal.

Over in town, Danny was recovering from rabies shots, which sucks a lot, and talked with Steve about getting added to Steve's life insurance, which looks like it was a much nicer conversation. Shunsui and Apu played some Scrabble at Turtle and Canary, and Astrid was looking at art schools at Covent Garden Flowers. Irene had some, uh, rabbit and egg-themed toys for sale, because Easter. Every time I think I'm a terrible man, something reminds me I could be so much worse. Illyana was doing tarot card readings at Magic Box and got a lunch visit from Ulysses, and at Caritas, Summer was advertising her party for Goose that's happening this weekend. There's some free advertisement for you as well. Goose was a little worried about how his apartment would look, and Annie promised she'd attend. Stark agreed he'd consider it as long as no raccoons were present, and Steph checked to make sure he was okay after his raccoon kidnapping. The things I have to say sometimes... Summer also met Steph, and Annie introduced herself as well. Lucifer offered to help with things to do at the birthday party, and Summer insisted to Jesse that "beefcake" is a perfectly acceptable way to refer to Goose and Gladio. As long as they don't mind it, there are worse options. Steph also met Jesse and tried to find out if she was going to the party.

That looks like everything, so I get to go get my next dose of caffeine. Have a good one, and as always, stay safe out there.

Hey everyone, Clint Barton here. Look, you know where I'd rather be right now, so let's just get through these notes quickly, yeah?

At the school, Intro to Mechanical Engineering had a movie day and Weaponry learned how to use explosives, which seems like an interesting choice this week. Prince Sidon got the Great Legends of Hyrule students out of Fandom for a while to Zora's Domain, and the Bakineering students only had bananas and chocolate to work with this week, because of course they did.

In the dorms, Harry tried to have a boring breakfast; he and Kurt talked about how unpleasant the week has been, and Clare came in to make some tea which got awkward quickly. Maybe cold drinks might be better for a little while. In town, Billy stopped in to the Perk, and Shunsui wanted to get the squishy machine at Turtle and Canary looked at for what I am going to say were wholesome reasons. Astrid had a whole lot of awesome art going on at Covent Garden, and Dite's was open and probably bustling because we all need a little help right now. Illyana was checking out prom dresses at Magic Box until Vi stopped by with talk of smooching. Summer had Caritas open with very thematic jello shots, for anyone who didn't have a better place to be. Goose got chastised by Summer for not being with Ignis, but Ignis also joined him so that sounds like it all worked out. Summer tried to help Billy figure out what's going on and warned him about the possibility of impending children. The ones that visit, not ones that result from this week, though that's probably a thing too. Jon and Summer talked about how long we might have to endure this crap and Yang complained about being single. It's the worst week for that, absolutely. Jesse wasn't sure if she actually wanted to come in but got bribed by free drinks, Summer filled Eliot in on what this week is like, and Jon and Eliot flirted, if one-directional flirting counts. I think it does.

And with that, I'm getting out of here and home to my wife. Stay sane this week, everyone.

Good morning, everyone, and happy St. Patrick's Day if you celebrate.

*chittering*

No, I'm not wearing green, but I wouldn't get to pinching if I were you. Let's see what our notes say today. Over at the school, the Intro to Mechanical Engineering class looked at different building materials, and the Weaponry class took a timely look at shillelaghs. The Great Legends of Hyrule students got to check out the Lost Woods, and the Bakineering students made leprechaun traps. I feel like that's just going to end up with angry gremlins, but hey, you all can just blame Tony if that happens. Don't blame Steve, it'll make him sad.

In town, Shunsui had to help celebrate the cheese panda's birthday at Turtle and Canary. Astrid found a host of grasshoppers at Covent Garden Flowers, and Irene managed to find ways to decorate Dite's for St. Patrick's Day because she's just that good. Illyana had the Magic Box decorated in flowers, and Summer started St. Patrick's Day early at Caritas. Honestly, I think I would have been disappointed if that note said anything else. Apparently, it was also a karaoke night as Prompto, Liz, and Goose all took to the stage. Goose needed some education on what St. Patrick's Day actually is, and Prompto and Liz had a date night. Dwight got all the shots which makes me hope he isn't seeing green this morning, and Annie made sure Summer wouldn't be mad if she stole some of her specials for tonight. Stark was happy all the shots sounded like actual drinks, Jon made it in to visit Summer, and Rey had some shots even though she didn't totally understand the holiday. It's for drinking, that's all you really need to know.

That looks like everything for me, so I'm going to find some non-green coffee. Have a good day and don't go too hard tonight unless your stomach can handle it.

Ugh, this feels way too early. Vacation radio should start two hours later, at least. All right, let's see, back in town Billy was over at Surf's Up bright and early. It looks like everything else was quiet since a lot of folks are enjoying the trip. Alexis and Tahani complained about the sun but still seemed to be enjoying themselves, and Rosa and Miguel talked about how to make Rosa's dog more fierce. Some of them just don't have a violent bone in their bodies, and that's okay. Gladio and Jon went birdwatching, Prompto tried to convince Liz that if she could handly camel riding, she could handle chocobo riding, and Dwight and Amaya got caught up while they attempted to ride their camels. In the evening we moved onto Zanzibar; Miguel and Dwight took turns jumping off the roof into the pool, and because it wouldn't be Wednesday otherwise, Summer threw a room party so everyone could get their weekly dose of jello shots. Even Steve got in on the shots, which is how you know they're good. Gladio provided bouncer services to keep students out of the party and he and Steve talked about how the trip is going so far. Goose and Summer talked about Goose's adventures trying to fly ships, and he encourged Ignis to try all the shots Summer had on offer. Amaya got some drinks, Dwight made sure to stop by too, and Ignis was mostly there to check on other people. Jon was surprised by Summer's dedication to Wednesday Night Jello, and Miguel tried one of everything. Kitty and I remembered that we're supposed to be chaperones and had a quiet night at the spa instead.

*chittering*

Okay, but we had fancy drinks, it was completely different. Anyway, that looks like all the notes, so I hope everyone has a good vacation, and don't do anything stupid in the water, yeah?

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton. Let's see what our squirrely spies caught us all doing yesterday.

Over at the school, the Intro to Mechanical Engineering class looked at designs for air purifiers and humidifiers, and the Weaponry students got to practice with maces. In light of Valentine's Day coming up, Great Legends of Hyrule learned about stories of romance, and the Bakineering students had to surprise each other with chocolate. I think surprise coffee is better, but that might just be me.

At the dorms, Vi was giving herself a haircut and Illyana offered to take her to New York for a real haircut and good sandwiches. Now I'm thinking about delis, thanks a lot. In town, Shunsui had to deal with Apu somehow getting a bathtub into Turtle and Canary, and Astrid found the flowers at Covent Garden Flowers getting themselves into arrangements for Valentine's Day. Dwight stopped by to get a normal plant for a friend, and I can't tell from the squirrels' expressions if that's code or not. I'm thinking it might be since Dwight also stopped by Dite's to chat with Irene about her upcoming party. Steve brought Danny a Hawaiian pizza, which could be considered a hate crime in some jurisdictions, and Octavia got a visit from Shunsui at Devil's Nest. Summer was previewing some jello shots at Caritas; Goose talked with Summer about his lack of plans for Valentine's Day, and Summer tried to improve Stark's mood. Lucifer got Summer to agree to make shots for him on Monday, and Summer encouraged Jon to attend Irene's party. It's that or helping out at the dance, and one of those options sounds way more fun.

That looks like everything, so I'm going to head out. Have a good week.

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton, here to report on the most recent findings of our squirrel spies. Over at the school, the Mechanical Engineering class worked on making analog wall clocks, and the Weaponry class studied axes by, of course, throwing them. In Great Legends of Hyrule, Prince Sidon talked about a trio of magical springs, and the Bakineering class made edible volcanoes, which apparently involved blow torches. I feel like every aspect of this class is a terrible idea, and I mean that as a compliment.

Over in town, Irene was reading a romance novel at Dite's, Astrid started making a few Valentine's Day preparations at Covent Garden Flowers, and Shunsui let Apu work on selling green juices at Turtle and Canary, while Octavia came by and told Shunsui about her latest trip. Sadly, the axes at the Devil's Nest were still plastic, but Caritas was jello-shotted up as usual. Guillermo sang for a shot, with Kurt's encouragement, and Summer checked in with Stark to see how he was holding up. Rey also checked on Stark and Kurt assured Summer that he was staying out of trouble. Guillermo ended up getting two shots for his song, since it was his first time embarrassing himself in that way, and Annie was stoked for the chocolate cake jello shot. That combination of words is just something else. Summer tried to get Rey to sing, with no luck, and Lucifer tried to figure out the best order for shots and chasers with what Summer had on offer.

And that seems to be the last of the notes, so that's my cue. Have a safe rest of the week out there.

Hey everyone, Clint Barton here with everything the squirrels caught us doing yesterday. Have the new folks gotten used to this yet? It'll happen eventually, I promise.

Over at the school, the Intro to Mechanical Engineering class practiced their math skills, and the Weaponry class learned about daggers, always a good topic. Prince Sidon serenaded the Great Legends of Hyrule class with a song about someone named Ganon, and the Bakineering class had to make functional boats out of food. It doesn't look like anything blew up, so good job, you're all better at experimentation than at least one of your teachers.

Out in the town, Jo had a quiet morning reading at the Perk, and Illyana was working with tarot cards at the Magic Box. At Dite's, Irene helped Lucille find some things she might like, and Shunsui teased Summer about it being International Kiss a Ginger Day while "working" at Turtle and Canary. Dwight was trying to stay warm at Fix & Clean and made some extra keys for Liz, Astrid got some painting done at Covent Garden Flowers, and Summer was not in the best of moods at Caritas. Goose wanted to make sure the sequin jello shot didn't actually have sequins, which is a legitimate question, and Will and Summer talked about how unpleasant all the stairs around here are in the snow. Steve and Will had a drink together to celebrate their winning laser tag game, and Summer tried to convince Steve to try a margarita.

That seems to be everything, so have a good rest of the week folks.

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton and I hope you're all doing well. It looks like we're thankfully having a quiet week, so let's see what the notes say. It looks like everything is from town--Danny was at the Trooper Station actively avoiding phone calls, and Annie dropped by with coffee like a kind person. Travis also came by with apology donuts to thank Danny for dealing with him last week. Apology treats definitely taste better than regular treats. Silver and Rey went on a date to Ching Tai, which seems like a weird choice for Cinco de Mayo, but that might have been the point. Summer, however, had Caritas all ready for the occasion. She was really excited to see Annie and find out how superheroing was going, and Stark was glad she was able to visit now instead of last week. Liam got to hear about the merchandise Annie's being set up with - that's such a weird part of the gig - and Annie got more information about last week from Jesse. Lucifer called to check on Summer and talk about the new people coming this weekend. Jesse was a little unsure about the jello shots, and she and Liam checked in with each other regarding all the crap from last week. Summer explained Cinco de Mayo to Seivarden, and Eleanor came to the bar with a duffel bag because she was heading out of town right away. Summer got some info on her future plans, which is apparently college in Arizona, and bought Eleanor a goodbye drink. Troy also agreed to doing shots if Eleanor promised to miss him, and Tahani made it clear she wouldn't really miss Eleanor but did some tequila shots with her anyway. Stark got caught up with Summer while doing everything but the guacamole shot, and Liam stuck with his regular soda and got to experience the shots vicariously through Stark. Tahani was also wary of the shots, because jello and guacamole just don't go together.

I hope everyone's recovering and enjoying some well-deserved hangover food. Have a good week, folks.

Hey everyone, happy Thursday morning. I hope your week has been going well. Let's see what entertainment we have in the notes today. Over at the school, the Career Development final involved the teachers locking the students in the classroom and having them use their skills to escape. The Cognitive Logic in Understanding Evidence students had to figure out why Rosa wasn't there, and the Flight and Flying students had to deal with a simulation of mechanical errors and showing off their flying skills.

In town, Shunsui was pretty much giving bananas away because there were so many of them at Turtle and Canary. Jessica and Shunsui got to talking about the size and ripeness of his banana and--okay, you'd think by now I'd know to preview these notes before I say them out loud, and yet... At the Devil's Nest, Octavia found the place filled with peanuts, though there's thankfully no filthy comment to go with that one. At Caritas, Summer had jello shots inspired by munchies, and Seivarden decided to stick with the more normal ones. I don't think I'd want Cheetos flavor in my drink either. Summer admitted to Stark that she might have celebrated 4/20 a little too hard and didn't remember making the jello shots. Lucifer was feeling adventurous and tried all the shots, and Summer tried to convince Jesse that they weren't all weird.

Hey everyone, Clint Barton here. I know this is an uncomfortable week, and I'm not gonna be offended at all if I'm actually just talking to myself here because you all have better things to be doing right now.

Over at the school, the Career Development class had a movie day, which seems fitting for the amount of brain power most people have right now, and the Cognitive Logic in Understanding Evidence students were given an assignment to figure out who's been hooking up this week. That's both devious and timely, I like it. The Flight and Flying students had to work on flying through a trench without crashing, which seems like a more-difficult-than-usual task, but I might be wrong. At the dorms, Alexis started planning a party for this week. She and Tahani talked about making post-prom plans, and Alexis tried to entice Troy to come by her room. I'm sure they had fun making wholesome plans, that's all I'm considering.

Thank god, I think the rest of these notes are about adults because it's all from town. Rey and Silver did what this week makes people do best, and Shunsui spent his time at Turtle and Canary doing some writing until Jessica showed up with sake and you all know where the rest of that note is going. Danny had a quiet shift at the Trooper Station, which is probably a blessing. Hannibal decided to throw a housewarming party, which sort of makes sense since people are probably feeling social. Beaker stopped in oh god, don't make me visualize this and brought wine like a good guest and... yeeeah, moving on. Octavia was at the Devil's Nest sending some not-dirty texts to Lucifer, and Summer locked Tino in the back room at Caritas. It was probably for the best? Seivarden let Summer talk her into looking at dating apps to find a way to blow off some of the steam of this week. Faye gave Summer some minor details of how well her week had been going, and flirted a little with Seivarden because that's just how this week goes. Summer tried to get Nick to understand what was going on, and comforted Stark in his discomfort. Faye convinced Stark to go home with her though so that's probably good? Summer made Jesse something with caffeine to try to help her get through the evening, and when Barry stopped by, it didn't take long for him and Summer to talk and then disappear. And hopefully a good night was had by all.

That looks like everything, so if you had some fun and didn't get caught, pat yourselves on the back. Have a safe rest of the week!

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton. Let's see what the squirrels are calling news today. Over at the school, the Career Development students practiced picking locks, in case they ever need to make a getaway, and the Cognitive Logic in Understanding Evidence class had to go through surveillance video, which can be either really interesting or really boring. The Flight and Flying students got to fly Ospreys, hopefully without crashing horribly.

In town, Octavia, Duke, and Lucifer had a nice morning together, which is all I'm saying from that note. Later, Duke got glittered at the Fandom Home Companion class, and had everyone practice glitter cleanup. That's a disturbingly useful skill around here. Shunsui had a normal enough time at Turtle and Canary, and Danny was trying to convince the troopers to go along with having a forensics lab at the Trooper Station, while he and Steve did some friendly bickering. Octavia tried to figure out how to use the abundance of oranges she found at the Devil's Nest, and poor Duke was still covered in glitter when he came to visit. At Caritas, Summer found the place filled with birthday cake, despite it not actually being anyone's birthday. Annie didn't want any cake because she has a big audition coming up, and when she found out Stark doesn't know his birthday, she tried to convince him to pick one. Summer got Stark and Rey to take some cake, though Jessica needed a little more convincing. Summer was a little weirded out by Lucifer being in a good mood, and Jesse was pretty skeptical of random cake not secretly being something awful. Travis, on the other hand, was perfectly happy to take free cake. I mean, how can you really turn down free sweets?

That looks like everything, and now I want to stop at JGOB on the way home. Have a good week, everyone.

Hello everyone and happy Thursday. I hope you're all doing well. Let's see what folks got up to yesterday. At the school, the Career Development class played paintball, part of which involved fighting over a bed. In Cognitive Logic in Understanding Evidence, the students had to try to help a maid get her memories back to get closer to solving the murder, and the Flight and Flying students got to try being in a trapeze. That stuff is way harder than it looks, that's for sure.

In town, Yasha came back from being away for a bit, and Lucifer warned her not to get too close to the stray cats wandering around. The Fandom Home Companion group talked about what to do when the multiverse makes your life harder. I don't have a good answer, but it probably involves alcohol. At Turtle and Canary, Shunsui was trying to nap through Apu playing bagpipes, and thankfully got him to stop before Octavia came by for sake and visiting. Octavia also had The Devil's Nest open in the evening, and Dante was glad to see her. He got caught up about all the ways her recent trip had gone wrong, and Duke came by to check on her and do some axe-throwing. At Caritas, Summer had a lot of red wine for some reason, and tried to convince Seivarden to try her whole set of jello shots. Jesse was a little unnerved that Caritas seemed normal - I like it that way, but I'm biased - and Lucifer complained about the multiverse making the last week unnecessarily difficult. Stark and Summer talked about paintball and the possibility of a paintball party. I feel like that's a terrible idea, and therefore it has to happen. That's how it works, right?

Okay, that was all the notes, so I get to escape now. Have a good week!

What the--I'm on vacation, you couldn't find someone back in town for this? How are you even--you know what, never mind, I don't want to know. You're lucky this pile isn't very big.

So, we're still in Tokyo, which is turning out to be even nicer than I expected. Much like the squirrels, Summer didn't want to take a Wednesday off either and had a jello shot room party. Dante came looking for pizza, which Summer was able to sort of provide, and Kathy teased him about there not being any strawberry shot for him to have. Summer was excited to see Lucille and got caught up with how her trip was going, and Seivarden was brave and tried all the jello shots. Shunsui and Faye talked about how their respective trips were going, and Amaya talked to Lucille about Lucille getting an owl as a pet. Seivarden talked to Ignis about the various food she's tried in Japan, and Summer tried to talk Rey into coming to the after party. Faye pointed out that Summer didn't have to make shots for everyone this week, and made plans to go to a... hotel of sorts with John. Stark appreciated all the jello shot effort, and Summer got caught up with Kathy. John brought Japanese beer to share, and Ghanima brought sake, and then after everyone had their drinks, they went for karaoke, which is definitely the right order to do things. Back on the island, Jessica talked to her friend Trish.

Now, I'm going to de-squirrel this place and get back to this trip. Have a good one, everyone.

Hello everyone, this is Clint Barton. Uh, how's everyone doing? I know yesterday wasn't pleasant, so I'm going to be as kind as I can with these notes.

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Hi everyone, this is Clint Barton hoping everyone is having a nice, normal day. I'd be happier if it was warmer, but I won't complain.

Let's see what the squirrels spotted. Over at the school, Miguel and Seivarden were in charge of Career Development and taught the students how to insult someone with style. In Flight and Flying, the students got to do some podracing, which is apparently easy, and the Cognitive Logic in Understanding Evidence students had to try to find the missing maid and butler while continuing to solve the murder. Without getting fake-murdered themselves, I would hope.

In town, Duke talked with the Fandom Home Companion folks about what kind of stupidity they might have gotten into over the weekend. Someone named Travis showed up, and Seivarden found out he's a new firefighter. Steve tried to guide him in the right direction since, you know, we don't really have a fire department. Danny assured him he'd get used to the stairs, and Annie got introductions in as well. Shunsui had to deal with loads of bubble wrap at Turtle and Canary, and talked with Octavia about her weekend. Diego and Five had a sibling outing at Chilly Boulder. Ice cream does make conversations a little easier. Danny and Steve had a totally-not-awkward outing to Fast Eddies, and Octavia realized there was no rum at The Devil's Nest. Dante came by to check up on her and talked about Lucifer. Caritas, on the other hand, was all banana daiquiries and Summer's jello shots. Seivarden tried everything like a brave soul, and Stark told Summer about being ghost-free. Travis came by to check the place out, and tried really hard not to be weird at Stark about his mask. It's the thought that counts!

And that's everything, so I'm off to brave some stairs of my own. Have a good one, everyone.

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton with some very sleepy news, I apologize. I think I might have accidentally made decaf this morning, ugh.

Let's see, at the school, Hannibal was covering Career Development and had the students practice being internet trolls. I would not be surprised if you could actually make money off of that. Cognitive Logic in Understanding Evidence picked up from last week's discovery of a dead body and also found out the phone lines had been cut, so they got to investigate to try to get more information. Enola also asked Rosa about interning with her, since she wants to be a detective.

In the dorms, Enola read through some journals, and in town, Lucifer brought Octavia an apology basket. That's definitely a smart move with any lady. Rey gave Silver some cooking lessons, and the Fandom Home Companion folks talked, of course, about being stuck as kids this past weekend and how to prepare for similar things. Octavia also checked in with Duke with drinks she'd been making. Shunsui was actually doing a little work at Turtle and Canary and Octavia came by looking for some camping supplies. Octavia also worked on her drink mixing skills at The Devil's Nest, and Duke came by to try what she'd been working on. At Caritas, Summer had some pizza to go with the drinks. Seivarden asked for silverware for the pizza... deep breaths, she's not a New Yorker, cultures are different... Annie filled Summer in on what she missed over the weekend, and Jesse and Annie talked about superpowers. Jessica questioned the cottage cheese jello shot, like a sane person, and talked to Lucifer about her weekend plans. Summer was happy to share the random pizza with Lucifer, who also ate it with silverware for Seivarden's sake. Jesse just went for the pizza, and Annie apologized to Stark for being her kid self being so annoying. I feel like that's a universal kid thing. Stark also talked to Summer about pizza preferences, and he and Lucifer discussed the purpose of his mask.

That looks like everything, so I hope everyone has a good week and hopefully, a quiet weekend too.