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Fandom "Sports" Radio, July 27
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cantgetnorelief.livejournal.comCONNER: Hey there, -- *cough* -- Fandom! This is Conner McKnight, that's Conner with --
ANDERS: WE KNOW. And this is Anders, here with you on Fandom Sports Radio, except not really. We just like to pretend it is. Don't mind McKnight's voice, you guys. Just pretend he got hacked in the throat during practice or something.
CONNER: I coulda been a contender!
ANDERS: I still don't see why that's so funny, dude.
CONNER: One of these days, you'll be up to date on Earth film classics, I swear. But anyway. On to the broadcast.
Learning the Fundamentals
CONNER: So, Sex Ed. Very useful class, or so I hear, anyway. They got to share what they did with the toys they got for homework, which may or may not have been what they were actually meant for, right, Mister Wastes Half a Bottle of Lube on a Pyramid Ball?
ANDERS: Hey, she said to experiment! We got to make one-night-stand kits in class and talk about them. There were pink bags and everything. Pretty cool selection of things to choose from. It was almost like being in a candy store. A dirty candy store. And oh dude, Sam Winchester totally won a voucher for a free night with a girl at the Fourth Sin. He was properly grateful to Becky for it. And Blair wanted to have a car wash to raise money to buy clothes for the girls Becky saves. Sandburg, you kill me, man.
CONNER: And Screen Acting got video cameras, because you sort of have to do that whole on-screen thing sometime, I guess. My roomie Tim, who probably wonders if I'm still alive sometimes, told Daisy he was going to be out of town next week. I promise not to mess with your stuff, dude. Wilderness Survival lost their shoes and clothes this time, and then had to make their own clothes, which explains that kinda smelly pile of stuff in the corner of your room, huh, dude? And -- whoa, Bridge actually blackmailed Callisto into giving his clothes back.
ANDERS: I don't know whether I'm impressed or terrified. Jewelry class was cancelled, which was probably a bummer to those of you who are all into shiny things, and then the insults were flying in Monologuing, Dialoguing, et cetera. People who are crazy gluttons for punishment --
CONNER: Hey!
ANDERS: -- lined up to get insulted by Ivanova, and paired up to insult each other. Blair stopped by after class, too, to talk to Ivanova, hopefully without any insulting going on. Apparently he had a bad weekend. Sucks, man. And Tim told Ivanova he wouldn't be in class next week, either. He dropped by Principal Washburn's office to tell her too. Way to cover the bases, man. Chase, Angela Chase that is, opened the library and offered Isabel some help.
Partying in the Team Hotel
CONNER: River had popcorn for breakfast in the fifth floor common room this morning. Not exactly the breakfast of champions, but hey, if it works for you, right? Pip had some and River told him that mercenaries still have work in her future. That's . . . good to know? I guess? If you're Pip, who also found out from Pippi that Nadia's been different since she got back. Pippi and River did a whole gift exchange thing. Hey, my club team back in Reefside did that one year. It was fun. And then later in the fifth floor common room, Nadia was watching AKA and writing. Pippi asked her about her story, Seras brought sundae fixings -- oooh, sundaes -- and Pippi and Seras talked about their days while Nadia and Walter discussed AKA, which Pip just wanted to make fun of.
ANDERS: Seras was all about the ice cream. Walter and Ivanova, who hadn't met Seras before, both got offered some. I don't know if Pip got ice cream, but he and Seras talked about workshops. And now I want ice cream. And Ivanova told Nadia she . . . what? Didn't have time to miss her? That sounds kinda frakked up. Could just be these notes, but . . . huh.
CONNER: That's kinda brutal. Me and Bel had pizza in the third floor common room, and talked about certain things in pink bags that . . . yeah. And outside the dorms, Willow and Angela met, and Willow was cute with Peter, which is not unexpected but still awesome, Isabel thanked Anakin with brownies, and, uh, Anakin was worrying at Willow about his unemployed turtle. Dawn, you know how we were talking about people believing what they want to believe to keep from going crazy? I'm going to do that now.
ANDERS: You do that. At least we actually have gym news to talk about! Just to keep our barely functional sports theme running! Mitchell and Mars were sparring in there today. Looks like this sent Mitchell to the clinic for the second time today. Dude, there have got to be other places to get some peace and quiet, seriously. At least Trevor's shift at the clinic was a lot quieter. And this bit of trivia from the cafeteria: Blair digs Bagel Bites.
CONNER: Oooooooooookay then. Marty and Angela were snuggly this morning. Snuggly is good. I approve. Zack, on the other hand, might not approve of what he did yesterday, now that he remembers it. Parker and Sakurazaki did the correspondence thing, and Peter Parker was taking down time in his room. Dawn showed Molly her one-night-stand kit and Pippi showed Molly her slinky and at this point I have no idea if the slinky was actually dirtier than the one night stand kit. What? It could be! And Sam Carter was Jack-sitting. I repeat my previous statement.
Post-Victory Party on the Town
ANDERS: Actually, that wasn't the big party, but anyway. We've got a new rookie in town, Calamity Jane, who met Baldrick by the duck pond and had a non-boozey lunch at Luke's. Down in the junkyard, Walter was destroying things, and then he, Pippi, and Old Man were talking about balls. The dance kind, not the kind we play with. Over at All and Sundries Jane stopped in and saw Baldrick again. Aww. Another town rookie, Rosette, thought he was a zombie though. I couldn't really blame you there. Rosette and Chrono, who I'm guessing is also a rookie, made it to the church too. And Cafe Fina was open, and now I'm going to hit the Gatorade before we get to the big huge part of the night.
Veronica's Birthday Victory Bash
CONNER: *shuffles notes* Actually, dude, why don't you go take a lap around the block first?
ANDERS: What? Why?
CONNER: Just go. You still have cupcakes to run off.
ANDERS: Gah, bring the cupcakes into it! Fine! Back in a few. *door opens and shuts*
CONNER: Okay. So. Bel welcomed Nadia back, and she tried to remember his name. Cally wanted to know if she could kiss Nadia again, Bel got a brownie from Piper and a smile from Phoebe, and Parker got an update on Angel from Bel. Apparently my roomie Tim has problems at home, which is what he was telling Piper about, and dude, is that why you're taking off? Ouch. And Piper thanked Draco for coming.
. . . I don't make these things up, guys, I just read them, okay? Callisto, Alanna, Tyler, Coach GOB, and Sam Winchester who actually is kinda cute all ordered drinks from the bar. Pippi ordered . . . something. I assume it's a drink. So did Parker, who talked to Xander, Seras, me, and Cally. Me and Anders were there too, obviously, Chloe and Piper talked about the party, and Pippi pointed Pip presentward.
ANDERS: I'm back! What did I miss?
CONNER: No way was that a whole lap.
ANDERS: I'm fast.
CONNER: Rub it in, why don't you? You get to do the next part. Here.
ANDERS: Okay! So Cally talked to Piper and me. Lana and Piper talked about Veronica and Phoebe. Like, is that an 'and' and, or an AND and? Does that even make sense? No. Okay. Piper and Rory talked about who was keeping Veronica occupied, and my ass is that not dirty, and I told Rory I got her a present. Tyler and Rory talked about the weird weekend that I totally missed. Walter was snarking with Seras, talking to Nadia about what he did while she was gone, discussing hobbies with Cally, and chatting with Pippi and Tyler. Seras and Anakin talked about the Jedi, and among the things Rory and Anakin discussed was getting drunk off water.
CONNER: Dude, I've so seen it happen. So yeah, Tim and Weevil were hanging out in the lounge where all the presents were, before Veronica came in with Cameron and everybody did the surprise thing. She told Piper she did a nice job with the surprise. Walter, Cally, Pip, Weevil, Bel, Lana, Anakin, Phoebe, my boyfriend here, Xander who was surprisingly Bridge-less, Callisto, Nadia, Tim, Parker, Alanna and Faithful, and Seras got in on it. Marty totally didn't believe that she was surprised, though.
ANDERS: Why not? I did. Piper gave Mitchell kudos on keeping Mars occupied and got thanked by the birthday girl. Pip caught up with her, and she totally got it on with Chloe, except no, it was just kissing.
CONNER: Speaking of kissing . . .
ANDERS: Shut up. Nadia apologized for missing Mars's actual birthday, and I talked to her for a little bit too. And -- oh, dammit, Kennedy's back.
CONNER: Ha! That's why they snuck out of the party, I bet.
ANDERS: Great. I'm gonna have nightmares now.
CONNER: Would you rather have ice cream? 'cause we can do that. Even if it means an extra five laps of running tomorrow.
ANDERS: Ice cream sounds good. I'll even do the running tomorrow if I get ice cream now.
CONNER: Ice cream it is. Later, Fandom!
ANDERS: WE KNOW. And this is Anders, here with you on Fandom Sports Radio, except not really. We just like to pretend it is. Don't mind McKnight's voice, you guys. Just pretend he got hacked in the throat during practice or something.
CONNER: I coulda been a contender!
ANDERS: I still don't see why that's so funny, dude.
CONNER: One of these days, you'll be up to date on Earth film classics, I swear. But anyway. On to the broadcast.
Learning the Fundamentals
CONNER: So, Sex Ed. Very useful class, or so I hear, anyway. They got to share what they did with the toys they got for homework, which may or may not have been what they were actually meant for, right, Mister Wastes Half a Bottle of Lube on a Pyramid Ball?
ANDERS: Hey, she said to experiment! We got to make one-night-stand kits in class and talk about them. There were pink bags and everything. Pretty cool selection of things to choose from. It was almost like being in a candy store. A dirty candy store. And oh dude, Sam Winchester totally won a voucher for a free night with a girl at the Fourth Sin. He was properly grateful to Becky for it. And Blair wanted to have a car wash to raise money to buy clothes for the girls Becky saves. Sandburg, you kill me, man.
CONNER: And Screen Acting got video cameras, because you sort of have to do that whole on-screen thing sometime, I guess. My roomie Tim, who probably wonders if I'm still alive sometimes, told Daisy he was going to be out of town next week. I promise not to mess with your stuff, dude. Wilderness Survival lost their shoes and clothes this time, and then had to make their own clothes, which explains that kinda smelly pile of stuff in the corner of your room, huh, dude? And -- whoa, Bridge actually blackmailed Callisto into giving his clothes back.
ANDERS: I don't know whether I'm impressed or terrified. Jewelry class was cancelled, which was probably a bummer to those of you who are all into shiny things, and then the insults were flying in Monologuing, Dialoguing, et cetera. People who are crazy gluttons for punishment --
CONNER: Hey!
ANDERS: -- lined up to get insulted by Ivanova, and paired up to insult each other. Blair stopped by after class, too, to talk to Ivanova, hopefully without any insulting going on. Apparently he had a bad weekend. Sucks, man. And Tim told Ivanova he wouldn't be in class next week, either. He dropped by Principal Washburn's office to tell her too. Way to cover the bases, man. Chase, Angela Chase that is, opened the library and offered Isabel some help.
Partying in the Team Hotel
CONNER: River had popcorn for breakfast in the fifth floor common room this morning. Not exactly the breakfast of champions, but hey, if it works for you, right? Pip had some and River told him that mercenaries still have work in her future. That's . . . good to know? I guess? If you're Pip, who also found out from Pippi that Nadia's been different since she got back. Pippi and River did a whole gift exchange thing. Hey, my club team back in Reefside did that one year. It was fun. And then later in the fifth floor common room, Nadia was watching AKA and writing. Pippi asked her about her story, Seras brought sundae fixings -- oooh, sundaes -- and Pippi and Seras talked about their days while Nadia and Walter discussed AKA, which Pip just wanted to make fun of.
ANDERS: Seras was all about the ice cream. Walter and Ivanova, who hadn't met Seras before, both got offered some. I don't know if Pip got ice cream, but he and Seras talked about workshops. And now I want ice cream. And Ivanova told Nadia she . . . what? Didn't have time to miss her? That sounds kinda frakked up. Could just be these notes, but . . . huh.
CONNER: That's kinda brutal. Me and Bel had pizza in the third floor common room, and talked about certain things in pink bags that . . . yeah. And outside the dorms, Willow and Angela met, and Willow was cute with Peter, which is not unexpected but still awesome, Isabel thanked Anakin with brownies, and, uh, Anakin was worrying at Willow about his unemployed turtle. Dawn, you know how we were talking about people believing what they want to believe to keep from going crazy? I'm going to do that now.
ANDERS: You do that. At least we actually have gym news to talk about! Just to keep our barely functional sports theme running! Mitchell and Mars were sparring in there today. Looks like this sent Mitchell to the clinic for the second time today. Dude, there have got to be other places to get some peace and quiet, seriously. At least Trevor's shift at the clinic was a lot quieter. And this bit of trivia from the cafeteria: Blair digs Bagel Bites.
CONNER: Oooooooooookay then. Marty and Angela were snuggly this morning. Snuggly is good. I approve. Zack, on the other hand, might not approve of what he did yesterday, now that he remembers it. Parker and Sakurazaki did the correspondence thing, and Peter Parker was taking down time in his room. Dawn showed Molly her one-night-stand kit and Pippi showed Molly her slinky and at this point I have no idea if the slinky was actually dirtier than the one night stand kit. What? It could be! And Sam Carter was Jack-sitting. I repeat my previous statement.
Post-Victory Party on the Town
ANDERS: Actually, that wasn't the big party, but anyway. We've got a new rookie in town, Calamity Jane, who met Baldrick by the duck pond and had a non-boozey lunch at Luke's. Down in the junkyard, Walter was destroying things, and then he, Pippi, and Old Man were talking about balls. The dance kind, not the kind we play with. Over at All and Sundries Jane stopped in and saw Baldrick again. Aww. Another town rookie, Rosette, thought he was a zombie though. I couldn't really blame you there. Rosette and Chrono, who I'm guessing is also a rookie, made it to the church too. And Cafe Fina was open, and now I'm going to hit the Gatorade before we get to the big huge part of the night.
Veronica's Birthday Victory Bash
CONNER: *shuffles notes* Actually, dude, why don't you go take a lap around the block first?
ANDERS: What? Why?
CONNER: Just go. You still have cupcakes to run off.
ANDERS: Gah, bring the cupcakes into it! Fine! Back in a few. *door opens and shuts*
CONNER: Okay. So. Bel welcomed Nadia back, and she tried to remember his name. Cally wanted to know if she could kiss Nadia again, Bel got a brownie from Piper and a smile from Phoebe, and Parker got an update on Angel from Bel. Apparently my roomie Tim has problems at home, which is what he was telling Piper about, and dude, is that why you're taking off? Ouch. And Piper thanked Draco for coming.
. . . I don't make these things up, guys, I just read them, okay? Callisto, Alanna, Tyler, Coach GOB, and Sam Winchester who actually is kinda cute all ordered drinks from the bar. Pippi ordered . . . something. I assume it's a drink. So did Parker, who talked to Xander, Seras, me, and Cally. Me and Anders were there too, obviously, Chloe and Piper talked about the party, and Pippi pointed Pip presentward.
ANDERS: I'm back! What did I miss?
CONNER: No way was that a whole lap.
ANDERS: I'm fast.
CONNER: Rub it in, why don't you? You get to do the next part. Here.
ANDERS: Okay! So Cally talked to Piper and me. Lana and Piper talked about Veronica and Phoebe. Like, is that an 'and' and, or an AND and? Does that even make sense? No. Okay. Piper and Rory talked about who was keeping Veronica occupied, and my ass is that not dirty, and I told Rory I got her a present. Tyler and Rory talked about the weird weekend that I totally missed. Walter was snarking with Seras, talking to Nadia about what he did while she was gone, discussing hobbies with Cally, and chatting with Pippi and Tyler. Seras and Anakin talked about the Jedi, and among the things Rory and Anakin discussed was getting drunk off water.
CONNER: Dude, I've so seen it happen. So yeah, Tim and Weevil were hanging out in the lounge where all the presents were, before Veronica came in with Cameron and everybody did the surprise thing. She told Piper she did a nice job with the surprise. Walter, Cally, Pip, Weevil, Bel, Lana, Anakin, Phoebe, my boyfriend here, Xander who was surprisingly Bridge-less, Callisto, Nadia, Tim, Parker, Alanna and Faithful, and Seras got in on it. Marty totally didn't believe that she was surprised, though.
ANDERS: Why not? I did. Piper gave Mitchell kudos on keeping Mars occupied and got thanked by the birthday girl. Pip caught up with her, and she totally got it on with Chloe, except no, it was just kissing.
CONNER: Speaking of kissing . . .
ANDERS: Shut up. Nadia apologized for missing Mars's actual birthday, and I talked to her for a little bit too. And -- oh, dammit, Kennedy's back.
CONNER: Ha! That's why they snuck out of the party, I bet.
ANDERS: Great. I'm gonna have nightmares now.
CONNER: Would you rather have ice cream? 'cause we can do that. Even if it means an extra five laps of running tomorrow.
ANDERS: Ice cream sounds good. I'll even do the running tomorrow if I get ice cream now.
CONNER: Ice cream it is. Later, Fandom!
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