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Fandom Sports Radio, May 22
CONNER: Hey everybody, and welcome to Sports Night here on Fandom Radio! Well, sort of. This is Conner McKnight -- that's Conner with an E-R -- and . . . what's your first name again, dude?
ANDERS: It's not important.
CONNER: That is so not your line. Anyway, this is the McKnight and Anders show, and we're filling in for Bridge Carson tonight because. Why are we filling in for him again?
ANDERS: Because he went out of town for a few days. Can we get on with it?
CONNER: . . .
ANDERS: With the radio show, you frakhead. *sighs* Yeah, okay.
So here we go.
Learning the Fundamentals
CONNER: Right. So, Sex Ed. Which GOB taught today. Dude, d'you think he teaches it anything like the way he gives pep speeches at halftime? I bet the questions they asked him had some pretty interesting answers.
ANDERS: I just want to know if the video they watched was porn.
CONNER: Dude, ew. Moving on. People got mostly naked again in Wilderness Survival, and then they learned to fish, with spears or nets, and cook and clean whatever they caught. You know, fishing is technically considered a sport.
ANDERS: Yeah, and I don't get that. It doesn't sound as competitive as the running around through a maze we did in Leadership and Outdoorsmanship today.
CONNER: A maze? You made it out eventually, right?
ANDERS: Dude, hello, I'm right here.
CONNER: Did you use magic to get out? No, wait, that's a different workshop, and they went hiking and looking for nature spirits. And after the hike Willow, who broke my brain yesterday, stayed to talk to Professor Calendar.
ANDERS: Hiking sounds like a good idea. Pretty low-impact if you pick the right trail, but a pretty good workout anyway. Workouts? Frak, I forgot to hit the gym today.
CONNER: Yeah, well, at least Cameron didn't. He was teaching Veronica how to kick his ass, it says, and are these notes for real? Cameron and Kawalsky are planning to enslave next year's freshman class?
ANDERS: I'm trying not to think too hard about that one. But Peter the English dude showed up and talked to both of them. And then he was practicing with Buffy later in the gym. Go Blue Gremlins! We'll totally frakking win next time.
CONNER: In your dreams. I dreamed about squirrels last night, actually. Which I mention because that's what Pippi and Kurt were talking about in the library today. Tim was there too. Hey, roomie! Sakurazaki was doing sword practice. I'm jealous.
ANDERS: *snickers*
CONNER: What?
ANDERS: Never mind. Dean Tick had office hours today, and over in the clinic Doctor Troy and Doctor Goodchild both had pretty boring shifts.
CONNER: Sort of like watching golf?
ANDERS: Yeah, something like that.
Partying in the Team Hotel
CONNER: So Rory headed off-island this morning, and Jaye was watching TV in the fourth floor common room. Were you watching the World Cup? Because I had to turn it off after a while. It was getting kind of painful. And then the fifth floor common room had Walter talking about Nadia's spicy cooking.
ANDERS: That could totally be dirty. Or, you know, not. She tested her cooking out on Pippi, who was there talking to Walter too.
CONNER: And Tim was studying outside the dorms until Jude interrupted him by being noisy. Not cool, man. And people, I just have to say this. A dancing competition is not sports. No matter what you people in the third floor common room tonight think.
ANDERS: Yeah, but Tyler and Parker-Peter were mocking it at least. Tim was there, but it doesn't say if he was mocking or not.
CONNER: Basketball team Peter doesn't understand why people want to be on TV when they suck. Neither does Zack. Guys, seriously? I wonder this every time I watch an MLS game. *rustles through papers* Anders, you total airhead, why were you baking cupcakes for your own birthday? Cally wasn't too happy with you for disappearing on her.
ANDERS: It's a cupcake thing, man. Al and Stark came by and had some. It's the smell. People really respond to it. Cupcakes as motivation. Seriously. Think about it. You could keep them on the team bench next to the Gatorade.
CONNER: Okay, that's kind of wrong but awesome. So anyway, Tyler, Pippi, and River had lunch together today, and then Walter, River, and Pippi talked about jumping off the roof. Hey, we have some X-Treme Sports junkies here! Sweet! And Tyler asked River out. Tim talked to her too. Is she hot? I have to know now.
ANDERS: McKnight, that's really sad. Sakurazaki and Tempe had lunch in the cafeteria too. Balanced nutrition is important for a good training regime, guys. Keep that in mind.
CONNER: Yeah, well, rest's important too. Take Anakin, who was hanging out in his room with animals, Sakurazaki, who was getting ready for bed, Seras, and Pippi. Okay, so she was reviewing her documentary footage and then Seras dropped by. I had a point there, I swear.
ANDERS: Yeah, had.
CONNER: What's that supposed to mean? *sounds of muffled knocking*
ANDERS: You're kind of blunt up top, dude.
CONNER: Oh, that's rich coming from you. Ow! Cut that out before somebody gets hurt like Crichton did! At least he had Aeryn checking up on him and his hurt ankle. What do I have to do to get pretty girls fussing over me like that? Speaking of pretty girls, Willow and Marie were talking while Willow researched flowers. They're both pretty hot, man. Callisto got a package. Is she hot?
ANDERS: Dude, what is it with you and the obsession with girls being hot?
CONNER: What, like you don't look?
ANDERS: . . . Article Twenty-Three. That's all I'm saying.
Post-Game Party Out on the Town
ANDERS: Anyway, Willow and Peter the English dude were really cute at the Perk tonight, and Janet and Liz had a date at Ching Tai.
CONNER: Brain going interesting places now.
ANDERS: Lords, don't drool on the radio equipment! Orlin headed out of town, and, uh. Clark released a duck.
CONNER: In slightly more sports-related news, Jaye, Dawn, and Molly showed off their lack of bowling skills at Fast Eddie's, and then Dean and Pretty Sam played pool. . . . Pretty Sam?
ANDERS: Enough already! I never want to hear you on Barbossa's radio call-in show ever, McKnight. Even though it was totally worth listening to today because the pirate played a tape of himself singing.
CONNER: Cafe Fina was empty. That kind of sucks. Caritas wasn't, though. Nadia and Veronica, who are both hot, were planning a bonfire for Sunday and talking about how Veronica's running detention this weekend. Just keep it in color, okay? No scary black and white stuff. And Piper, who I haven't met but I bet is hot too, stopped in 'cause she was bored and ended up getting trashed. That's . . . not so hot. I think. Maybe.
ANDERS: Keep that up and you'll have a Gatorade shower coming to you. Your eyes are glazing over and it creeps me out. Kennedy was there and being all flirty with Veronica. Seriously, Mars. What the frak are you thinking? Willow stopped in to talk to Veronica about Tyler, and got offered money for sex.
CONNER: Oh, Joxer. Dude. Seriously. Brutal.
ANDERS: And that's pretty much it tonight, guys. I gotta go, 'cause there's still a little bit of my birthday left and I might have some celebrating to do.
CONNER: Anders, tell me something. Why is it that I'm still single and a dumb jock like you isn't?
ANDERS: . . . Yeah. Okay, bye.
CONNER: What? What?
*sounds of scuffling, possibly wrestling, and a microphone getting knocked over just before the signal goes dead*
ANDERS: It's not important.
CONNER: That is so not your line. Anyway, this is the McKnight and Anders show, and we're filling in for Bridge Carson tonight because. Why are we filling in for him again?
ANDERS: Because he went out of town for a few days. Can we get on with it?
CONNER: . . .
ANDERS: With the radio show, you frakhead. *sighs* Yeah, okay.
So here we go.
Learning the Fundamentals
CONNER: Right. So, Sex Ed. Which GOB taught today. Dude, d'you think he teaches it anything like the way he gives pep speeches at halftime? I bet the questions they asked him had some pretty interesting answers.
ANDERS: I just want to know if the video they watched was porn.
CONNER: Dude, ew. Moving on. People got mostly naked again in Wilderness Survival, and then they learned to fish, with spears or nets, and cook and clean whatever they caught. You know, fishing is technically considered a sport.
ANDERS: Yeah, and I don't get that. It doesn't sound as competitive as the running around through a maze we did in Leadership and Outdoorsmanship today.
CONNER: A maze? You made it out eventually, right?
ANDERS: Dude, hello, I'm right here.
CONNER: Did you use magic to get out? No, wait, that's a different workshop, and they went hiking and looking for nature spirits. And after the hike Willow, who broke my brain yesterday, stayed to talk to Professor Calendar.
ANDERS: Hiking sounds like a good idea. Pretty low-impact if you pick the right trail, but a pretty good workout anyway. Workouts? Frak, I forgot to hit the gym today.
CONNER: Yeah, well, at least Cameron didn't. He was teaching Veronica how to kick his ass, it says, and are these notes for real? Cameron and Kawalsky are planning to enslave next year's freshman class?
ANDERS: I'm trying not to think too hard about that one. But Peter the English dude showed up and talked to both of them. And then he was practicing with Buffy later in the gym. Go Blue Gremlins! We'll totally frakking win next time.
CONNER: In your dreams. I dreamed about squirrels last night, actually. Which I mention because that's what Pippi and Kurt were talking about in the library today. Tim was there too. Hey, roomie! Sakurazaki was doing sword practice. I'm jealous.
ANDERS: *snickers*
CONNER: What?
ANDERS: Never mind. Dean Tick had office hours today, and over in the clinic Doctor Troy and Doctor Goodchild both had pretty boring shifts.
CONNER: Sort of like watching golf?
ANDERS: Yeah, something like that.
Partying in the Team Hotel
CONNER: So Rory headed off-island this morning, and Jaye was watching TV in the fourth floor common room. Were you watching the World Cup? Because I had to turn it off after a while. It was getting kind of painful. And then the fifth floor common room had Walter talking about Nadia's spicy cooking.
ANDERS: That could totally be dirty. Or, you know, not. She tested her cooking out on Pippi, who was there talking to Walter too.
CONNER: And Tim was studying outside the dorms until Jude interrupted him by being noisy. Not cool, man. And people, I just have to say this. A dancing competition is not sports. No matter what you people in the third floor common room tonight think.
ANDERS: Yeah, but Tyler and Parker-Peter were mocking it at least. Tim was there, but it doesn't say if he was mocking or not.
CONNER: Basketball team Peter doesn't understand why people want to be on TV when they suck. Neither does Zack. Guys, seriously? I wonder this every time I watch an MLS game. *rustles through papers* Anders, you total airhead, why were you baking cupcakes for your own birthday? Cally wasn't too happy with you for disappearing on her.
ANDERS: It's a cupcake thing, man. Al and Stark came by and had some. It's the smell. People really respond to it. Cupcakes as motivation. Seriously. Think about it. You could keep them on the team bench next to the Gatorade.
CONNER: Okay, that's kind of wrong but awesome. So anyway, Tyler, Pippi, and River had lunch together today, and then Walter, River, and Pippi talked about jumping off the roof. Hey, we have some X-Treme Sports junkies here! Sweet! And Tyler asked River out. Tim talked to her too. Is she hot? I have to know now.
ANDERS: McKnight, that's really sad. Sakurazaki and Tempe had lunch in the cafeteria too. Balanced nutrition is important for a good training regime, guys. Keep that in mind.
CONNER: Yeah, well, rest's important too. Take Anakin, who was hanging out in his room with animals, Sakurazaki, who was getting ready for bed, Seras, and Pippi. Okay, so she was reviewing her documentary footage and then Seras dropped by. I had a point there, I swear.
ANDERS: Yeah, had.
CONNER: What's that supposed to mean? *sounds of muffled knocking*
ANDERS: You're kind of blunt up top, dude.
CONNER: Oh, that's rich coming from you. Ow! Cut that out before somebody gets hurt like Crichton did! At least he had Aeryn checking up on him and his hurt ankle. What do I have to do to get pretty girls fussing over me like that? Speaking of pretty girls, Willow and Marie were talking while Willow researched flowers. They're both pretty hot, man. Callisto got a package. Is she hot?
ANDERS: Dude, what is it with you and the obsession with girls being hot?
CONNER: What, like you don't look?
ANDERS: . . . Article Twenty-Three. That's all I'm saying.
Post-Game Party Out on the Town
ANDERS: Anyway, Willow and Peter the English dude were really cute at the Perk tonight, and Janet and Liz had a date at Ching Tai.
CONNER: Brain going interesting places now.
ANDERS: Lords, don't drool on the radio equipment! Orlin headed out of town, and, uh. Clark released a duck.
CONNER: In slightly more sports-related news, Jaye, Dawn, and Molly showed off their lack of bowling skills at Fast Eddie's, and then Dean and Pretty Sam played pool. . . . Pretty Sam?
ANDERS: Enough already! I never want to hear you on Barbossa's radio call-in show ever, McKnight. Even though it was totally worth listening to today because the pirate played a tape of himself singing.
CONNER: Cafe Fina was empty. That kind of sucks. Caritas wasn't, though. Nadia and Veronica, who are both hot, were planning a bonfire for Sunday and talking about how Veronica's running detention this weekend. Just keep it in color, okay? No scary black and white stuff. And Piper, who I haven't met but I bet is hot too, stopped in 'cause she was bored and ended up getting trashed. That's . . . not so hot. I think. Maybe.
ANDERS: Keep that up and you'll have a Gatorade shower coming to you. Your eyes are glazing over and it creeps me out. Kennedy was there and being all flirty with Veronica. Seriously, Mars. What the frak are you thinking? Willow stopped in to talk to Veronica about Tyler, and got offered money for sex.
CONNER: Oh, Joxer. Dude. Seriously. Brutal.
ANDERS: And that's pretty much it tonight, guys. I gotta go, 'cause there's still a little bit of my birthday left and I might have some celebrating to do.
CONNER: Anders, tell me something. Why is it that I'm still single and a dumb jock like you isn't?
ANDERS: . . . Yeah. Okay, bye.
CONNER: What? What?
*sounds of scuffling, possibly wrestling, and a microphone getting knocked over just before the signal goes dead*
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Then she was facepalming over Anders and hoping that Archie wasn't listening to radio tonight, because she really didn't want to see them get in another fight.
[dude, omg - so much love!]
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She decided to pretend ignorance on that last bit.