[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Jaina: *rushed* Okay, hi.

Brooke: About time you picked up. Where were you?

Jaina: working.

Brooke: You sound way too happy about that.

Jaina: Don't you have your own business? Then you should know.

Brooke: ...When you put it that way... Still, you could have been on time for our very last broadcast together.

Jaina: Are you serious? Already?

Brooke: I know you're gonna miss me-

Jaina: I love today.

Brooke: Let's just move on.

last time with the bitchy doubles! )
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[personal profile] solo_sword
Brooke: Good evening, Fandom! Welcome to your weekly date with Brooke and Jaina, I'm sure you're all very happy about that-

Jaina: Stop introing and let's just get this over with.

Brooke: Are you being crabby again?

Jaina: You always call me that. This week's just been... back to normal.

Brooke: PMS?

Jaina: Stop blaming everything on PMS and read school notes.

it is wednesday, right? )
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Brooke: Hi, everyone! Welcome back to the end of another Wednesday night, where I hope there is no trauma except the fun kind, and everyone is unemoed.

Jaina: I can actually get behind that statement.

Brooke: ...And I take back what I just said because I'm pretty sure hell just froze over. Sorry, all. It's Jaina's fault.

Jaina: Just get to the notes. You read school.

Brooke: No! I hate reading school! It reminds me of going to school and there's a reason I don't do that anymore!

Jaina: If reading notes really reminds you of going to school, I think you're doing one or both really wrong.

up before thursday! )
solo_sword: (okay)
[personal profile] solo_sword
Jaina: Okay, I'm still catching up on radio broadcasts, but it seems like I took a week off and the island had to have a crisis. Stop that.

Brooke: ....Or you could just say hello.

Jaina: I like my way better.

Brooke: I swear by the time we finish our time on radio, I will have taught you how to make a proper introduction.

Jaina: I know how, I just don't want to.

Brooke: You do it because you hate me.

Jaina: You figured me out.

hello for getting home way too late on radio night! )

Brooke: Seriously. Gossip. I'm feeling out of the loop here, you know.

Jaina: And of course it's all about you.

Brooke: And it only took you this long to figure it out. Okay, hanging up now. Night, Fandom!

Fandom Radio, July 30

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 10:06 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
*phone ringing*

Mirax: Hold on, hold on... There. Hello?

Brooke: About time you picked up... You're not Jaina.

Mirax: You noticed. She's not here.

Brooke: She's the reason I'm here today! Procrastinating ho.

Mirax: I just got a message this morning. Uhhh, 'Make sure Brooke can get on radio while I hurt a lot of people at Portalocity. Going to the dark side brb.'

Brooke: And your name is?

Mirax: Mirax. Hi, radio audience. Nice to meet you all.

Brooke: I like you so much better. Start with the boringness of classes and we'll see if we can keep you.


Mirax: So that was radio, huh? It's different being on this side. With all the squirrels.

Brooke: You can come back next week. Leave Jaina at home.

Mirax: I'll try. If I ever find out who she is.

Brooke: Good. I'm hanging up now. WAKE UP, FANDOM.

Fandom Radio, July 22

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 11:22 pm
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[personal profile] solo_sword
*phone ringing*

Jaina: Okay, fine. So I'm trying to get Brooke on the line, but it's gone to voicemail like three times now, so either I'm doing this myself or I may have to cohost with a ringtone because I will keep trying-

Brooke: Hello?

Jaina: We're on the air already, you know.

Brooke: Oh! Sorry! I was in the shower. I've got a date, so I might not be around long.

Jaina: ....You can't just skip out on radio halfway through.

Brooke: Sure I can. All the more reason to get through this faster, right? You start, I'm doing my hair.

la la la )

Jaina: That's it?

Brooke: Looks like, and I have to finish getting ready, so you'd be on your own anyway.

*dial tone*

Jaina: I remember the days she used to get on my case for leaving before the end. Night, Fandom.

Fandom Radio, July 15

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 10:29 pm
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[personal profile] solo_sword
Jaina: Good evening, Fandom. Much earlier than last week, you're welcome. And this week we actually have Brooke on the line so I don't have to wake her up at two in the morning.

Brooke: You're so going to hell for that.

Jaina: I don't believe in your hell.

Brooke: Doesn't mean I won't damn you there anyway.

and lo there was radio )

Fandom Radio, July 8

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 11:44 pm
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[personal profile] solo_sword
Jaina Brooke would be so proud, I'm doing an intro and everything. Hello, Fandom, my name's Jaina, I have radio these nights. And for you live listeners, sorry, we're not usually on this late, but I've got time lag like you wouldn't believe and also, I'm working on something.

*sound of a phone ringing*

Jaina: While we're waiting, I just want to thank all the new kids for not being related to me.

Brooke: Wha... Hello?

Jaina: Brooke! How soon you forget your old friends!

Brooke: ....It's two am.

Jaina: Yes it is. And if you look to your window, you'll find a squirrel waiting with your share of tonight's notes.

Brooke: Wait. You woke me up to do radio with you over the phone?

Jaina: The radio audience voted for Brooke and Jaina, the radio audience gets Brooke and Jaina. And you picked the wrong time to mess with me.

Brooke: Why, are you PMS'ing or something?

Jaina: ...I'm going to blame that on you just waking up. Speaking of which, I gave you school notes. So I guess this means you're up.

Brooke: I hate you so much more than I did last week.

like i was letting this go )

Jaina: There, we're done. So Brooke, next week you be around when I call, and I don't drag you out of bed at two am. Got that?


Brooke: Zzzzzz.

Jaina Brooke says good night, Fandom.

Fandom Radio, July 1

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 10:13 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Jaina: All right, let's get this over with.

Brooke: Have I not taught you to do an intro?

Jaina: No.

Brooke: The 'hi, this is Brooke, welcome to radio, please don't mind us talking at you for the next few minutes as long as we're funny?'

Jaina: You missed that lesson in the kidnapping me to radio.

Brooke: It wasn't that bad. No one made you show all these weeks.

Jaina: They're called squirrels.

Brooke: ...Good point.

small day woo! )

Brooke: Well, that's it for me, guys! It's been a blast, you're all- well, most of you- are awesome, and I want to keep in touch with everyone even if I'm going to see you at homecoming. It's a long way off. Bye, everyone! Remember, if I don't call anyone, Jaina killed me.

Jaina: Oh, for the love of-

Fandom Radio, June 24

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 09:27 pm
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[personal profile] solo_sword
Brooke: Happy Wednesday, everyone. This is Brooke, and- Um. That's not Peter, is it?

Jaina: It's John.

Brooke: This is the second time this week there's been a bunny in here? I think that makes it a trend. Can I pet him?

Jaina: Uh, sure, I guess, if he lets you.

Brooke: That's so weird. I was sure his fur would feel like gel.

bunnies make everything better )

Brooke: Quiet day today.

Jaina: I'll take it. It means we can get out of here.

Brooke: It's weird hearing you refer to a rabbit in a 'we' sense.

Jaina: Are you sure you've been here a year and a half?

Brooke: Can the bunny you speak for say good nig- OOH HE YAWNED. It counts! Night, Fandom!

Fandom Radio, June 17

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 11:23 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Brooke: Hello there! This is Brooke...


Brooke: I said, this is Brooke, and...

Jaina: We are not that cutesy.

Brooke: I will keep it up till you do it. Cooperate. This is Brooke...

Jaina: *sigh* And this is Jaina. Let's start off-

Brooke: Have you never heard of a good intro?

Jaina: You don't get an intro when I know you're going to keep me here way past the time I want to be here just talking.

Brooke: Good point.

yay for jet lag radio! )

Jaina: Does that mean we're done?

Brooke: Was that fast enough for you?

Jaina: No. Bye.

Brooke: At least this week we got some kind of exit line from her... Night, Fandom!

Fandom Radio, June 10

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 09:47 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Brooke: Hi, kids! This is Brooke and Jaina here, now with ninety percent less hormones than last week.

Jaina: Only ninety percent?

Brooke: Well, I'm still here.

Jaina: Good point. Should we get to it?

Brooke: That's what she said.

Jaina: ......

Brooke: Told you.

Read more... )

Jaina: That all?

Brooke: Looks like.

Jaina: Quiet day.

Brooke: I told you, this is why you need the drama. Night, Fandom!

*door closes*

Brooke: One day she'll say good night. How rude.

Fandom Radio, June 3

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 11:24 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Brooke: Hello, Fandomites. This is your host Brooke and.... okay I have no idea where my Mini-Me is. But anyway! You are listening to WTFH Radio, and god help you if you miss a day.

tune in now for overshare theater )
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[personal profile] solo_sword
Brooke: Goo evening, denizens of Fandom! I am your lovely radio host Brooke, and over there is the much less lovely and more inferior Brookealike.

Jaina: I can't believe you got me in here again.

Brooke: I'm just that good. Oh, did I mention it's tryouts?

Jaina: ....What? Why would you do something like this to yourself?

Brooke: Because it's better to have some sort of banter, and there's rum around if you get too annoying for me to take anymore, and when we argue the guys can picture us making out after the broadcast and that should boost ratings.


Brooke: Shhhh! Don't tell them that. Keep some mystery!

because twice wasn't enough )

Jaina: Is that it? Can we go now?

Brooke: We can.

Jaina: Good. I'm following you to your cabin.

Brooke: What? Why?

Jaina: I'm staying there tonight.

Brooke: NO. Only one Brookealike in my cabin at one time! New rule! One I just made up right now!

Jaina: Sorry, I promised.

Brooke: We'd be in the same wing If you do anything dirty in there I swear I will hurt you!

Jaina: Say good night, Brooke.

Brooke: DIE IN A FIRE.
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[personal profile] solo_sword
Brooke: Hi, radioland! This is Brooke, filling in tonight. And this is...

Jaina: Why am I here.

Brooke: Oh, right, that. It's payback.

Jaina: ...Payback? I didn't do anything to you.

Brooke: See, people kept talking to me about the radio I don't remember, and so I listened to it.

Jaina: You can't pay me back for you getting drunk and calling me Brooke and trying to flash me.

Brooke: Oh, dear Brookealike. That's so not what I'm doing. Meet my friend Jack Daniels.

Jaina: I'm not drinking that.

Brooke: Oh, I'll make you, I promise.

will jaina remember radio tomorrow? tune in next time, same bat time, same bat- oh wait )

Brooke: Your grandfather's a cat.

Jaina: *giggling*

Brooke: Freakiest thing ever. Night, Fandom!
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[personal profile] solo_sword
Brooke: Hi, radio listeners! This is Brooke. And I am here with my friend Brooke.

Jaina: Not you, too. My name is not Brooke.

Brooke: But you look just like me.

Jaina: Not just like you-

Brooke: Yes you do! It's like looking in a short mirror. You could be my ser- sororital twin.

Jaina: There's no such thing. It's fraternal twin, and I've got one of those.

Brooke: But we're girls. Frats are for boys.

Jaina: Anyway, I'll apparently be reading notes while Brooke babbles drunkenly. I have places to be, let's get this over with.

lookalike radio is long )

Jaina: ...Why are you crying?


Jaina:: *sigh* Good night, boat.

Fandom Radio, May 7

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 09:54 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
All right, guys, so this is probably my last radio. So enjoy my voice over your airwaves while you can.

cut for words )

And that's it. It's been fun, guys. Hope you enjoy your next broadcaster. You know, whoever ends up taking my place. Later!

Fandom Radio, April 30

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 09:50 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Okay, boys and girls of Fandom. Have we had time to recover from the kid thing? I hope? I'd really like to go a week without reporting emo, so let's see how that goes.

cut for the news! )

Still, could have been much worse today, emotionally. For that, I thank you, Fandom.

Fandom Radio, April 23

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 10:39 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Why hi there, everyone. I love Wednesdays, have I mentioned that lately?

under here, under here! )

All right, that's all my notes. Night, and happy promming! Oh, and finals, too, I guess.

Fandom Radio, April 16

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 10:19 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Why hello there, Fandom. I'm assuming everyone's correct gender parts are where they're supposed to be. If they're not... well, you should probably get to the clinic really soon.

cut for things of a newsworthy variety )

That's all for tonight. Maybe talk more next week, okay? Don't want to get boring on me, I'll have to make stuff up again.

Fandom Radio, April 9

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 10:43 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Oh, Fandom. Just when I thought I was on to you, you turned the girls into guys. Though I thank you for not taking away my... attributes.

And yes, this is Brooke, as in a girl named Brooke. I am boypart-free. Ahem.

If I think the not-boys are hot, does that make me a lesbian? )

There we go, all the news that's made it into my notes. May all you wake up in your right bodies tomorrow, and if you don't, just please don't scream. I need my sleep.

Fandom Radio, April 2

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 10:44 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Hi again, Fandom listeners. This is Brooke Davis here on my real night, unless you're listening to this on Thursday afternoon or something, in which case it's your fault for turning me into a liar.

cut for much of the woe )

Also, wow, this town is emo today. If you all find Paxil slipped in the drinking water, it was me. Thank me later.
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Well, hello there, Fandom. This is Brooke again, coming at you... okay, at a different date and time than usual, but work with me on this, okay? Gotta mix it up a little bit, you know?

cut for leeeength )

That's all the notes for today. Last night, whatever. This has been Brooke Davis, throwing you off like you're Tino.
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Yeah, so I've had this killer headache since like noon, and it's not going away, so let's play a little game called "How fast can Brooke get through radio," shall we? Starting... now.

welcome to super quick radio! )

And that's it! Now I am off to my room, where I can crash so hard and drag myself out to class tomorrow. Remember, Professor, I'm headachey, not hungover. So you know.

[Sorry for any lame, it's been a terrible night and now I crash whee!]

Fandom Radio, March 19

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 10:06 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Well, hi there, Fandom. This is Brooke Davis, here with your first weird stone angel statueless Wednesday of 2008! And let me say, I'm much less stressed for it.

radio goodness woo! )

And that's all the news for today. Continue enjoying your time in the present day. You know, until something undoubtedly happens next week to cause trauma.

Fandom Radio, March 12

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 10:43 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Hi have I mentioned I kind of hate this town? People are getting sent into the past? What the hell. I mean it. Seriously. What. the. hell.

Now watch me speed through this because I'd really love to be in my room with the door locked thanks.


And since this is the end of my notes, I need to be heading back out. Which I'm not looking forward to because I've seen horror movies. I'm so the girl who dies at the beginning. And these shoes? Have you seen these shoes? They're a twisted ankle waiting to happen.

I'm going to try to find my squirrel escort who skittered off. Wish me luck.


I am not being overdramatic!

[Paris, 1899- wherein Ino arrives and Deadpool, Romeo and Jeff are all meeting up. A brothel was involved in at leastone of those meetings.
Cairo, 1923- Willow makes friends with a local, and Mel stops in at the bar where I think Robin's like a regular now.
New York, 1930- Sam and John Winchester are split up and reunited, Lana finds Sam, and Troy and Lana meet the opposing ends of the age gap.
Chicago, 1933- Sora learns that not all Chicagoans are friendly, and Turtle makes nice with a copper.
London, 1936- Cimorene and Roy arrive to meet some people, and Aly finds Roy and Seely, while dispensing some pickpocketing advice.]

Fandom Radio, March 5

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 10:02 pm
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
First off, I'm not making any apologies for radio last week, but I do need to return this sombrero to this squirrel and he needs to be telling me what that hat was doing in my hotel room. No, no. Not here. Later.

Also, I'm seventeen now. Yes. All presents can be delivered to room 512, care of Brooke.

yay radio! )

Luckily I think the snowing hail of giraffes has ended, and it's safe to go outside again. Good night, and I'd rather be in Mexico.
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[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Brooke: Hello from Mexico! I didn't know I'd actually be able to broadcast from here, but a squirrel shoved a microphone at me and a bunch of papers, so here I am. And I've had several margaritas already and like, a few... shots of things so these notes are all fuzzy and interesting. Oh! And I have a little guest here today. This is my new friend Miguel.

Miguel: Si?

Brooke: I have no idea what he said, but he's pretty. So I'm going to try to get through these as fast as possible so I can play getting-to-know you.

Miguel: *Spanishes*

Brooke: That's a squirrel. They live in trees and this one wears a sombrero now. Don't worry about it.

now en espanol, except not )

Brooke: See, done. I'm going to wander back now. Sombrero squirrel, that's a really fetching color on you.

Squirrel: *drunken chittering*

Brooke: Come on, I'll walk you back to your tree.

[I'm sorry, she has no filter this trip.
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Hi welcome to another Wednesday radio blah blah what the hell ever look. I listented to radio last night. I heard word of cheerleading tryouts. I looked over the notes when I first got in here. Twice. I see no mentions of tryouts. What's up with this? Next week is spring break already and there seems to be some slacking. Do I have to start my own squad? Don't think I won't, and mine would be better. Now get on it if you expect a whole squad to be any good as a whole. GOD.

So where was I? Oh, right.

now that the cheertator drama fit is over... )

That's all the news I have to tell you about, so I will talk at you next week. If any of you are still here for break, anyway.
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Well hello there, Fandom, and happy Valentine's Day Eve. I may have just made up a holiday, I'm not sure. Anyway, I hope you're all prepared for the dance on Friday, because it's Wednesday, or possibly technically Thursday, and now you're in crunch time.

Blah blah holiday blah, I just love my dress.

and the topic on everyone's minds is... )

And that's all my notes, so I guess my time is up. Now go eat your chocolates and work it off later like you know you're going to. You totally know what I mean by that.
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Hi, fellow townspeople. This is Brooke, coming at you with another Wednesday broadcast. Now, as our illustrious newspaper points out, you're all supposed to be looking to the radio for your sweeps fix in light of that whole writers strike thing. And who am I to disappoint?

In fact, I'm naked in the radio station right now.

no, not really )

If this hasn't been proof that I've watched way too many dishy teen soaps in my day, I don't know what is. Good night, Fandom.
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Good evening Fandom, or morning, or whenever you're downloading the podcast. This is Brooke, who is being a responsible egg parent and reporting with little egg baby Suri. Seriously, professors, you need to end this project a couple days early.I keep getting bored and making her clothes.

Anyway, news, shall we?

where the drama was a-happenin' today )

And that's the end of my notes, and so I'm going to head out. Besides, it's way past Suri's bedtime. I so deserve an A on this damn project.
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Why hello there, friends, neighbors, educational colleagues or whatever and people I've never met. This is Brooke, just telling you you completely made the right choice in your voting. Pay no attention to the fact that I forgot and hit the bar before coming here. Look, I don't need my fake ID here. It'd be wrong not to take advantage of that.

extra! extra! ...does that work for radio? )

And there we are, another day safely reported on. For now. We'll see what happens on my way back. Night, Fandom!
[personal profile] gobrookeyourself
Well, hello there, new crazy town. My name's Brooke Davis, please take note because you will be hearing a lot of it, especially when I have to introduce myself first thing whenever I meet someone new. Because in addition to having someone with not-so-great fashion sense sharing my face and confusing hot guys on me, in the last couple days I've learned about magic and zombies and girls from 3000 and ex-boyfriends from six months ago and two-headed Turtles. I swear no one warned me about this before I came here.

Anyway, as if I didn't give you enough news right there, let's jump straight into some more, shall we?

there's no better way to get acquainted with a new place, really )

So, that seems to be it. I managed not to freak out at anything, including the squirrels that are hanging around, all threatening rabies, so I think I did pretty good. And if not, well, at least it's over. See you later, Fandom.

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