WTFH

Anders: Hello again! It’s Friday,the squirrels are bossing me around, so it must be time for some news.

Edward: No… no rum today, thank you.

Anders: Still recovering?

Edward: ...The thumping in my head has quieted to a dull roar.

All right, classes were all about your final assignments, such as Driver's Ed, which saw you lot driving around ice cream. Sneaking 101 had the students breaking into a house to crack a safe, and lovely Cosette was restless at the library. Ah, I suppose we'll have to do something about it, if you're bored.

Anders: And in town, Lottie was excted to find a metal band based on a cartoon character. Cara’s back at work at Caritas, where Tino is sad about a bucket. And -- oh, this is nice -- we’re all invited to Hannibal’s house for a party tomorrow.

Looks like that’s it for us. So long for now.

Edward: See you next week!

Edward: Morning, Anders! [pause] Red light's on. Morning, Fandom!

Anders: Squirrels aren’t wasting any time today, are they? Good morning.

Edward: 's all right, suppose that means we can get this over with quicker. Ah, I see Advanced Driver's Ed has turned to evading the law. … Teaching students to evade the law, that is. I hope no one from the trooper station is listening to us at the moment. Sneaking 101 practiced their ability to get by unheard, as the teacher saw them finding a partner with which to evade strange creatures in a mall. I ain't sure what to make of that. At least Cosette had her fun with an hourglass full of jelly beans in the library.

Anders: Tasty, In town, the staff at Luke’s was obsessed with Tumblr memes, even though Hardison told them half of them were old. Well, that sounds harsh.Eliot didn’t get the joke, so Hardison started trolling him, At Caritas Cara found out the secret to Tino’s shot glass tower … and made him clean the glue off the glasses. Atton was in a bad mood when he stopped by, but talking to Cara about how she’d gotten Tino to cut it out seemed to help. Jessica mastered the internet system at the station to get some time off, while Lottie had to work around a bit of a tiff between the CDs by playing vinyl at Groovy Tunes.

Edward: Miss Sarah was apparently causing a ruckus playing music at great volume, which caused her neighbor Mr. Rand to throw a boot at her door. Well, that's one way of handling that sort of thing.

Anders: It’s definitely a way of getting your message across. That’s it for today . So long, Fandom.

Anders: It's another lovely Friday, and I'm here to read some notes with someone who is still not Cassandra. Let's get to it, shall we?

Edward: Is that who I'm to be from now on? 'Not Cassandra'?

Anders: Sorry. I’m here with my friend Edward Kenway, who is much cheerier than Cassandra and probably won’t grunt in annoyance even once during this broadcast.

Edward: Do you miss her, mate? 'Cos you're beginning to sound it.

Anders: No. *pause* A little. She’s … familiar. And if she’s here she’s not rounding up mages to feed us to bears, or whatever she does at home.

Edward: Bears? Seems a bit in the realm of cruel and unusual. *rustling* But let's get to it. In Sneaking 101, Mister Rand taught something about picking locks. Are we sure that's the sort of thing a sanctioned professor is allowed to teach? Then there was a bit about them breaking into hotel rooms. Whatever's useful, I suppose.

Advanced Driver's Ed saw the class racing towards the home of a friend of the teacher. No word on whether or not the exercise saw any success.

Anders: In town ... I think this note says there were a lot of places open with nobody in them. Those vainly waiting for customers on an island full of shut-ins included Hardison at Luke’s, who made the staff check the freezer for monsters. I guess you never can be too careful. Cara had shark shots,which involved shark-shaped gummy candies, on sale at Caritas, and Jessica was making paper airplanes at the Trooper Station. Glad to know things are that quiet otherwise, I suppose. You were late to the Post Office -- the squirrels are tattling,I see -- but then worked hard, and Lottie at Groovy Tunes, Dipper at Android’s Dungeon, and Barry at Stark Industries all had quiet days as well.

Edward: Takes the pressure off when you're… inconvenienced to work, at least.

Anders: So that’s it for us. Have another peaceful day, Fandom.

Edward: And try to enjoy yourself some, will you? G'bye!