[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
*loud crashing noises*





Chuck: STOP--OW! Fine! I'm going to miss you too!

Emmett: Do you mean it?

Chuck: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Emmett: That's so sweet--

Chuck: --you hug me again, I'm going to stab you.

Emmett: *sigh* Fine.

Caaaaaan you feel the love toniiiiiiiiiiiiight )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Chuck: Okay, I'm tired. Let's get this over with.

Emmett: Rough day?

Chuck: Nope. Just high.

Emmett: Ah.

It's a perfectly good excuse to be tired omg )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Emmett: Hellllllllllo, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom radio. And with me is---

Chuck: Emmett, I have told you a thousand times, I am not doing the cutesy radio opening with you.

Emmett: Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssse?

Chuck: Goddammit, no.

Emmett: Fine, I'll do it. This is Emmett Cullen and with me is *growly voice* Chuck Bass.

Chuck: My voice is not that deep. That sounded like a bad Deadpool impression.

Emmett: I was doing my Ratguy voice, actually.

Chuck: I don't sound like him either!

Oh Chuck, yes you do )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Emmett: Holy shit, I think this is the first time you've gotten here before me.

Chuck: Yeah, well, when the person you like to bother most has turned into a dog you find yourself with an abundance of free time on your hands. Don't get used to it. Thank god you're here. The squirrels will not stop squeaking to me about Deadpool

Emmett: Deadpool? Seriously? Why?

Chuck: I don't know but their comments are getting...graphic.

Emmett: Eeeeeeeewww. Anyways, hello, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen and Chuck Bass with WTFH Fandom Radio. Um...I don't know how to start this off this week. Any suggestions?

Chuck: *sigh* I don't know. What's your favorite color?

Emmett: Blue! What's yours?

Chuck: Purple.

Emmett: Dude. Gay.


Chuck: The squirrels want you to know their favorite color is red like Deadpool's pajamas.

*angry squeaking*

Emmett: Sorry, sorry! They're not pajamas.

'Woke up quick at about noon, just thought I had to be in Compton soon... )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Emmett: Hey, sorry I'm la...

Scarf: Hi!

Emmett: ...te. Chuck? Have you turned into a woman again? I swear, dude, you need to see a doctor for that or--

Scarf: Oh, no. I'm not Chuck. I'm his scarf.

Emmett: Okay then. I'll just roll with that. Where's Chuck?

Scarf: He found out Blair left so he's on the roof being sad. But he said I should come here and help you out!

Emmett: Coolio, I can work with that. You're hot. How's being human working out for you?

Scarf: I had a foursome last night with Chuck and two other hot girls!

Emmett: So it's working out pretty well then.

Emmett's ability to roll with anything is amazing )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Emmett: Helllllllllllo, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen and Chuck Bass with WTFH Fandom radio.

Chuck: Emmett, there's something I need to do.

Emmett: And what's that?

Chuck: *sigh* Here's the five hundred dollars I owe you from the bet last week.

Emmett: Whoa! Didn't think you'd actually pay me, dude. Much less on air.

Chuck: I want Francine to make me brownies, dammit, now just take the money and shut up.

Emmett: Hey, not complaining.

Yes, the brownies are that good )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
*sounds of panicked squeaking*

Chuck: Blair! Bad girl!

Emmett: Dude, she's going to eat one of them.

Chuck: You are a naughty--I swear to god I didn't think I'd ever be talking to her like that outside of a bedroom.

Emmett: Sick.

Chuck: The squirrels are handing you a note.

Emmett: We didn't have this problem when the bunny was brought in here.

Chuck: That's because the bunny is a [feedback]ing wuss with bad hair. My friends turn into awesome animals, thank you.

Emmett: Can you control her long enough to get through this broadcast?

Chuck: I make no guarantees.

There's mention of hamster sex in here, not gonna lie )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Emmett: Hellllllllo, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen and...and...an empty seat. Hello, empty seat. How are you? You look nice today.

*sound of a door opening*

Chuck: I'm here!

Emmett: Screw you, empty seat, Chuck is here! Dude, where have you been?

Chuck: None of your damn business, that's where I've been.

Emmett: Your hair is everywhere.

Chuck: I was in a rush now shut up.

Emmett: You smell like sex.

Chuck: Shut. Up.

Daddy issues upon daddy issues under here )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Emmett: Hey, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen and Chuck Bass bringing you the news during this now...I was going to say sex-free day but I honestly doubt that's going to stop now that there's no more weird-ass pollen.

Chuck: No, definitely not going to stop.

Emmett: I'm surprised you weren't laying in bed with a bag of ice on your junk when I came to get you.

Chuck: Why does everyone keep saying things like that to me? I am capable of showing restraint, you know.

Emmett: Chuck, the only time you and restraint have been together is when someone's got you tied to a bed.

Chuck: *laughs* Okay, you've got me there. Being tied up is fun though.

Emmett: Oh man. I like that too.

Chuck: Now I'm all distracted.

Emmett: Dammit, I am too.

Pfft, like and Emmett and Chuck need sex pollen to be perverts )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Emmett: You love us, Fandom! You really love us!

Chuck: No duh. Everybody loves me. Or loves to hate me. Either way, people like hearing the sound of my voice.

Emmett: In case you didn't recognize our voices this is Emmett Cullen with Fandom's local villain Chuck Bass, who I am ninety percent sure is drunk right now.

Chuck: I should be, I started drinking at 10...

Emmett: That's not so bad.

Chuck: ...in the morning. How could you tell?

Emmett: The fact that you walked in smelling like scotch and shouting about how you "Weren't going to take any boring bull[feedback] from the lame mother[feedback]ers that make up Fandom's population" sort of gave something away.

Chuck: Heh. Oh yeah. I remember that now. That still stands! I should have an air horn or something that I can dismiss boring news with.

Emmett: I'm sure you'll let us know in your own special, drunk way.

Chuck: Damn right I will.

Just look what you voted for )
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Emmett: This is gonna be fuuuuuuuuun! Emmett and Chuck, radio'ing it up.

Chuck: I immediately regret this decision.

Emmett: Aw, come on! We're gonna be like Regis and Kelly! You're Kelly, obviously.

Chuck: That is not helping.

Emmett: Oh lighten up, Kelly.

Chuck: I hate you.

Emmett: "I hate you" is Chuckenese for "Let's get it on". Yeah, I heard about Dean. I'm taken though, sorry.

Chuck: Can we please just get this over with?

Emmett: Don't get your panties in a bunch, Kelly.

Oh, the bickering )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
HOLA, FANDOM! This is Emmett Cullen bringing you the news on this lovely Cinco de Mayo. I hope you all are getting drunk. I'm not. I'm responsible and being sober while on air unlike some people.

...That wasn't really towards anybody. I just assume someone goes on air drunk. I'll be disappointed if they don't.

Sombreros, drinking and goodbyes, oh my! )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Hey, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom Radio. I hope you guys are enjoying your break. I know I am. Enjoy it while you can, we've got to go back to class soon. Lame.

Well, it's quick and dirty tonight so let's get started.

Mmm quick and dirty )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
What up, Fandom? This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom radio. It's finals week and, I gotta tell you, I've been to quite a few schools in my day and this place has the easiest finals ever. So nobody stress! You're going to do fine. If you don't...well...I'll give you a hug. Fun for everybody.

Let's get to the newsing!

You bought a new bag of pot, so let's make a new start, and that's the way to my heart )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com

*squeaky laughter*

I will eat every single one of you, I swear to god. I'll do it! So just shut the hell up.

*sigh* This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom Radio and I swear to god, nothing weird happened to me today. The squirrels are spreading vicious lies! Lies, I tell you!

Emmett did not have it his way today )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
What up, Fandom? This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom radio. How y'all doing? Keeping up with the drama?

...apparently not. There's not a lot of news today. Booooooooring.

Quiet before the undead storm? )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Hellllllllo, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom radio and, boy, were you guys busy tonight with your classes and your parties and your fights. I like that. The parties and the fighting, I mean. I can do without the class.

Let's get started, shall we?

You say it's your birthday... )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Hi, Fandom! Happy St. Patrick's Day! This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom radio. I am not drunk! That's pretty impressive considering the holiday, huh?

Not so impressive once you find out I don't drink at all. But pretend I do drink and be impressed with me!

Be impressed with this too! )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
What up, Fandom, this is Emmett Cullen bringing you the news for today. I've already skimmed over the notes and I am happy to say that I don't have to make crap up for you guys this week. Yes! Saves me some work. I hate it when you guys are boring.

Let's get started, shall we?
And, look, there is a cut )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
What up, Fandom? This is Emmett Cullen reporting to you from Fandom and not a cruise. Lame. It's okay we'll find something to do in this town. We always do.

Anyways, no need to dwell on the depressing, let's get on with the news!

This broadcast is like 20 times longer than it needs to be )


Yes, I think being this big gives me license to be a dick. Are you going to stop me?


Yeah, didn't think so. But if anyone listening wants to try to stop me I'm the big pale guy that lives on the fourth floor. You're welcome to try. Okay, Fandom, I'm outta here. I'm gonna go marathon some action movies to clear my mind of this broadcast. Night!
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Emmett: Helllllllllo, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen sitting on the deck of a really big boat with some squirrels--

Chuck: Pale scary guy!

Emmett: And Chuck Bass! Who smells like tequila, sex...and weed. So basically a weekend in Tijuana.

Chuck: Wow. You've got, like, super smelling.

Emmett: Are you drunk?

Chuck: Kind of, thank you for noticing.

Emmett: Well, since you're already here you get to help me read notes.

Chuck: Ooooooookay then.

Lots of notes means I get to use two people. So there )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
What uuuuuuuuuuuuup, Fandom? This is Emmett Cullen reporting you the news on this loooooooovely Tuesday evening. For the record, I didn't turn into anything weird this weekend. This island totally loves me. Or I'm too awesome for it's voodoo.

...I'll knock on wood right now though just in case.



Onto the news!

Emmett totally doesn't think dazzling makes him weird )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Emmett: What up, Fandom? Emmett here and holy [feedback]ing god, you guys were hilarious today. You truth telling bastards, making asses of yourselves. You can't pay for this kind of entertainment--

*door opening*

Chuck: Will you please stop touching me? God, I feel like I'm being groped by furry carnies.

Emmett: Dude. What are you doing here? Shouldn't all of you hum--people be embarrassing yourselves with your truthiness?

Chuck: Believe me, there is nothing more I would like to do than to go back to my room but these [feedback]ing squirrels wouldn't leave me alone. Apparently you need help. Not that I mind because I like the attention that radio gives me. It makes me feel like gossip girl and--GOD DAMMIT.

Emmett: *laughs* It makes you feel like a girl?

Chuck: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. I'm [feedback]ing leaving--

Emmett: Uh. I don't think that wall of squirrels is going to let you leave.

Chuck: You're a giant, can't you make them move?

Emmett: Probably. But this is going to be too much fun.

Chuck: [feedback] my life.

Long radio is long )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
What up, Fandom? This is Emmett Cullen bringing you your Tuesday news! Which is totally better than any other kind of news because...because I said so. Yep--HEY! Get your furry little faces out of my drink!


I'm not holding out on you! It's not alcoholic. Christ, I don't drink that crap. It's empty carbs, you know. Get away from it!


Your weekly vampire news )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Hey, Fandom! You guys like me! Or at least I think you do. You voted for me, after all. Anyways, this is Emmett Cullen doing my radio thing and I'd like to take the chance to say, suck it squirrels. You're stuck with me so take that.

HEY! Did you know it was snowing? I love snow. Dude, if there's a snowball fight someone call me. I love snowball fights. I totally kick ass and take names.

Okay, let's do this!

Snowsnowsnowsnow )
[identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com
Hi guys! This is Emmett Cullen, trying out this radio thingamajig job. Uh, I'm new, but for the record I'm the big tall pale guy that's been walking around. I'm sure there's a couple of people that fit that description but I'm the really, really tall one. I hope I'm doing this right. I've never DJ'ed anything before. I gotta say, this room was not made for those of us who excel at the art of height. I think I broke this chair I'm sitting in. And your crazy ass squirrels that spell worse than I do won't go anywhere near me. What is wrong with you guys?


Oh don't flatter yourself. You're nothing but bones and fur.

...Fashion. We're talking about fashion. They, uh, want to be models. Yes. But it's just not happening. Nothing but bones and fur. Gross. *cough*

*rustling of paper*

Now they're pushing the notes over to me with a pencil. You guys are chickens.

Those little fedoras would get caught in his teeth anyway )

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