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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
Hey, Fandom! You guys like me! Or at least I think you do. You voted for me, after all. Anyways, this is Emmett Cullen doing my radio thing and I'd like to take the chance to say, suck it squirrels. You're stuck with me so take that.
HEY! Did you know it was snowing? I love snow. Dude, if there's a snowball fight someone call me. I love snowball fights. I totally kick ass and take names.
Okay, let's do this!
School, which is covered in snow
In Childhood Development we learned about wee babies. People showed off extra credit and we had to feed babies. It was gross. Ethics talked about envy, rumor spreading specifically. Ino talked to Anakin about voicemails after class. Food Appreciation had Asian food and Management Theory worked on inspiring speeches. Actually, they worked on stealing inspiring speeches.
Anemone was in the library all by her lonesome. And the music club met. Chad had everyone introduce themselves and then they had a jam session. I've tried like eight hundred times to learn to play an instrument but I just don't have the patience. So I just listen to it. I can rap like a mofo though. Miss Bennet had office hours and Minsc stopped by for tea. How fancy for you both. Mohinder was also drinking tea during his office hours too. And Mr. Fraser totally wants to play in the snow. Me too, dude, me too.
Dorms, which are also covered in snow
Ender was drifting in the pool or some emo crap this morning. I don't know. Seems like Edward crap to me.Triela came by to watch him think or whatever. Jamie and his other...Jamies were running around shirtless in the snow yelling about snickerdoodles and freedom. You go, dude! Fight for your right to cookies! Dinah was wondering about snickerdoodles and that just made Jamie sing dessert revolution songs at her. Where was I when this was happening? I love getting shirtless. Priestly is being a wussy about the cold because he refused to take his shirt off after a bunch of singing Jamie's asked. I would have gotten shirtless! Eowyn didn't want to get naked for the cause either. Well, chicks are like that for some sick reason. Sokka rushes in with a video camera. Okay. That's a little bit creepy.
On the second floor, a gremlin-bitten Harvey and Temari think they are Billy Mays and Vince Offer. They're hawking OxyClean and ShamWows. Dude, dude, dude! I have a ShamWow! Oh my god, it's the best thing I've ever bought from an informercial ever! And I have bought a lot of stuff off the TV, believe you me. Jamie videotapes Harvey and Temari during their sales schtick. Nice blackmail for later, I'm sure. Ender, the broody kid, gets ketchup squirted on him by Harvey. Ha! I bet OxyClean would have cleaned that right up. Cal's totally into the sales thing and Priestly thinks Harvey and Temari are working for The Man. Dude. ShamWow is nothing but German goodness. It's awesome. Brooke also gets ketchup squirted on her and vows death upon them. Well that's not very nice. Myn's not from America so he doesn't get the whole informercial thing and Tony doesn't think they need to yell. Have you seen a Billy Mays commercial? That guy is incapable of not being ecstatic about everything.
The Girls with Guns club meets, hot, and Triela is the one who sets up for it. The chicks introduce themselves, hot, and shoot things, still hot. And there's a place for people to watch. Again, hot. Jaina's in the gym giving the punching bag a workout, hot, and Zayne asks about how she's feeling. And apparently he's wearing tight robes? I don't know. The squirrels are pervs.
Buffy came back from a trip somewhere and got a visit from Jess, who asks about her birthday. Happy birthday! We've met once so that means I get to wish you a happy birthday without seeming like a creepy stalker weirdo. Yeah. That's the rules. Temari and Harvey get gremlin bitten, which leads to the hilariousness I reported earlier.
Town. Yep, there's snow there too
At the Freelance Police, Max is trying to catch snowflakes on his tongue and Sam pushes him out the window. I'm being told this isn't tall Sam or short Sam. It's the other Sam. I have no idea who any of these Sam's are because I haven't met anyone named Sam in town yet. Sam. Sorry. Felt the need to say the name again. Jack photographed himself at the Photo Hut and I hope to god that's not dirty. Lion-O is watching that inauguration thingy at the Fina, Mary is on the phone at the hotel and Aravis is bundled up at the Gig. Come on. It's not that cold outside. Adam opened up the Android's Dungeon, Ino was doing her thing at the Covent Garden Flowers place and Hinata was talking to her cat at the Book Haven. Okay. That's completely normal. Murdock was working at the Lighthouse and Tully comes by to check his progress. And Pepper was having a bad day at Stark Industries but her day brightened up since she and Ray agree to go on another date. Awwwwwwwww. How cute.
Loki was watching the snow at the MHA and Lindsay talks to him about weird phone calls and she cons him into shoveling her sidewalk. Oh yeah! Those weird phone messages. I have something to say to the people that left them. To that one chick in 319 who said she supported me and whatever I'll do: Thanks. To that one guy who wants to tie me up with scarves and ties: I'm taken, but thanks for the offer. To the guy who wanted the pizza: I can't cook. To Sookie: Don't worry, I would never do dirty things with apples. To that giggly chick: I do not want to grope you. To that kid freaking out: No, boys can't get pregnant. To that other kid: Thank you for not thinking I sound like a girl.
*laughs* Yeah, I know they were all mix-ups. I just wanted to embarrass people. Did it work?
Anyways! Daisy and Loki also talked about weird phone messages and made plans. Plans are nice. The Robin who isn't a chick when sledding. I prefer snowball fights. Loki came by to shovel Lindsay's sidewalk. And he was shirtless. See, it's totally not cold outside. Marshall brought a basketball with him to Caritas and he and Daisy talk about snow and weird phone messages.
Okay! So that's it from me. I'm gonna go play out in the snow. I'm gonna make a totally bitchin' snowman. I shall name him...Wardo. Night!
HEY! Did you know it was snowing? I love snow. Dude, if there's a snowball fight someone call me. I love snowball fights. I totally kick ass and take names.
Okay, let's do this!
School, which is covered in snow
In Childhood Development we learned about wee babies. People showed off extra credit and we had to feed babies. It was gross. Ethics talked about envy, rumor spreading specifically. Ino talked to Anakin about voicemails after class. Food Appreciation had Asian food and Management Theory worked on inspiring speeches. Actually, they worked on stealing inspiring speeches.
Anemone was in the library all by her lonesome. And the music club met. Chad had everyone introduce themselves and then they had a jam session. I've tried like eight hundred times to learn to play an instrument but I just don't have the patience. So I just listen to it. I can rap like a mofo though. Miss Bennet had office hours and Minsc stopped by for tea. How fancy for you both. Mohinder was also drinking tea during his office hours too. And Mr. Fraser totally wants to play in the snow. Me too, dude, me too.
Dorms, which are also covered in snow
Ender was drifting in the pool or some emo crap this morning. I don't know. Seems like Edward crap to me.Triela came by to watch him think or whatever. Jamie and his other...Jamies were running around shirtless in the snow yelling about snickerdoodles and freedom. You go, dude! Fight for your right to cookies! Dinah was wondering about snickerdoodles and that just made Jamie sing dessert revolution songs at her. Where was I when this was happening? I love getting shirtless. Priestly is being a wussy about the cold because he refused to take his shirt off after a bunch of singing Jamie's asked. I would have gotten shirtless! Eowyn didn't want to get naked for the cause either. Well, chicks are like that for some sick reason. Sokka rushes in with a video camera. Okay. That's a little bit creepy.
On the second floor, a gremlin-bitten Harvey and Temari think they are Billy Mays and Vince Offer. They're hawking OxyClean and ShamWows. Dude, dude, dude! I have a ShamWow! Oh my god, it's the best thing I've ever bought from an informercial ever! And I have bought a lot of stuff off the TV, believe you me. Jamie videotapes Harvey and Temari during their sales schtick. Nice blackmail for later, I'm sure. Ender, the broody kid, gets ketchup squirted on him by Harvey. Ha! I bet OxyClean would have cleaned that right up. Cal's totally into the sales thing and Priestly thinks Harvey and Temari are working for The Man. Dude. ShamWow is nothing but German goodness. It's awesome. Brooke also gets ketchup squirted on her and vows death upon them. Well that's not very nice. Myn's not from America so he doesn't get the whole informercial thing and Tony doesn't think they need to yell. Have you seen a Billy Mays commercial? That guy is incapable of not being ecstatic about everything.
The Girls with Guns club meets, hot, and Triela is the one who sets up for it. The chicks introduce themselves, hot, and shoot things, still hot. And there's a place for people to watch. Again, hot. Jaina's in the gym giving the punching bag a workout, hot, and Zayne asks about how she's feeling. And apparently he's wearing tight robes? I don't know. The squirrels are pervs.
Buffy came back from a trip somewhere and got a visit from Jess, who asks about her birthday. Happy birthday! We've met once so that means I get to wish you a happy birthday without seeming like a creepy stalker weirdo. Yeah. That's the rules. Temari and Harvey get gremlin bitten, which leads to the hilariousness I reported earlier.
Town. Yep, there's snow there too
At the Freelance Police, Max is trying to catch snowflakes on his tongue and Sam pushes him out the window. I'm being told this isn't tall Sam or short Sam. It's the other Sam. I have no idea who any of these Sam's are because I haven't met anyone named Sam in town yet. Sam. Sorry. Felt the need to say the name again. Jack photographed himself at the Photo Hut and I hope to god that's not dirty. Lion-O is watching that inauguration thingy at the Fina, Mary is on the phone at the hotel and Aravis is bundled up at the Gig. Come on. It's not that cold outside. Adam opened up the Android's Dungeon, Ino was doing her thing at the Covent Garden Flowers place and Hinata was talking to her cat at the Book Haven. Okay. That's completely normal. Murdock was working at the Lighthouse and Tully comes by to check his progress. And Pepper was having a bad day at Stark Industries but her day brightened up since she and Ray agree to go on another date. Awwwwwwwww. How cute.
Loki was watching the snow at the MHA and Lindsay talks to him about weird phone calls and she cons him into shoveling her sidewalk. Oh yeah! Those weird phone messages. I have something to say to the people that left them. To that one chick in 319 who said she supported me and whatever I'll do: Thanks. To that one guy who wants to tie me up with scarves and ties: I'm taken, but thanks for the offer. To the guy who wanted the pizza: I can't cook. To Sookie: Don't worry, I would never do dirty things with apples. To that giggly chick: I do not want to grope you. To that kid freaking out: No, boys can't get pregnant. To that other kid: Thank you for not thinking I sound like a girl.
*laughs* Yeah, I know they were all mix-ups. I just wanted to embarrass people. Did it work?
Anyways! Daisy and Loki also talked about weird phone messages and made plans. Plans are nice. The Robin who isn't a chick when sledding. I prefer snowball fights. Loki came by to shovel Lindsay's sidewalk. And he was shirtless. See, it's totally not cold outside. Marshall brought a basketball with him to Caritas and he and Daisy talk about snow and weird phone messages.
Okay! So that's it from me. I'm gonna go play out in the snow. I'm gonna make a totally bitchin' snowman. I shall name him...Wardo. Night!