Fandom Radio, Sunday, May 17th

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Emmett: This is gonna be fuuuuuuuuun! Emmett and Chuck, radio'ing it up.

Chuck: I immediately regret this decision.

Emmett: Aw, come on! We're gonna be like Regis and Kelly! You're Kelly, obviously.

Chuck: That is not helping.

Emmett: Oh lighten up, Kelly.

Chuck: I hate you.

Emmett: "I hate you" is Chuckenese for "Let's get it on". Yeah, I heard about Dean. I'm taken though, sorry.

Chuck: Can we please just get this over with?

Emmett: Don't get your panties in a bunch, Kelly.



Schooliness

Emmett: Nothing! It's Sunday! Who goes to school on a Sunday?

Chuck: Those weirdo religious people.

Emmett: Not all of them. Followers of Zefron worship when they feel like it.

Chuck: You worry me sometimes.

Dorminess

Emmett: Take it, Chuckles.

Chuck: *sigh* Better than Kelly, I suppose. Harper was making clothes while colorblind. I'm guessing you dress most of the people in this school.

Emmett: What's wrong with the way we dress?

Chuck: Seriously? You dress like an Ashton Kutcher did when he was relevant.

Emmett: Okay, that hurts.

Chuck: The truth always does. Anyways. Triela comes in and instead of doing the right thing and stopping her, she gets to know her instead. In the FDR cabin Hurley checks in on a sniffling Shilo. Ugh. I fear the day when I walk in on someone sniffling. Hopefully I can back out before they notice I'm there.

Emmett: You are such a caring human being.

Chuck: Thank you. In my own cabin, Valentine was hanging out in front of the TV. Much better than a root canal. Parker sees that Valentine has pretzels and decides to meet her in hopes of grabbing some. Maron was looking for a bookmark. Valentine has not seen it. Thrilling. And Parker meets Maron too.

Emmett: You're in a cabin with all girls?

Chuck: And Sam Winchester. So, yes. All girls.

Emmett: Did you make a deal with Satan to get a assignment like that?

Chuck: He and I are on good terms. It was a favor. At the Rutherford B. Hayes campfire Ender--

Emmett: EMO KID!

Chuck: --yes, him, was sitting by a fire with marshmallows. Part of a balanced breakfast. Fiona can't have marshmallows so Ender gets to keep them. They introduce themselves and talk about wars and space travel and blah blah blah I don't care. Worf is grumpy, there's a surprise, and says marshmallows aren't for breakfast. I beg to differ, sir. Jaina was working out in the gym this morning and, god, I bet she looks hot all sweaty and out of breath. Oh, wait. I know she looks hot like that.

Emmett: Nice.

Chuck: Thank you. Ben comes in drenched and, don't worry, he's not an overly sweaty, his run just got rained on. Jaina then makes fun of him for waking up in the stables.

Emmett: Dude. I hope you called those horses the next day.

Chuck: It's really only polite. Gabrielle wants to know why Jaina is beating up a sack of grain and asks her all about Jaina's soldier and Jedi-ness. Again, things I could care less about. Jaina notes that she hasn't met Rose yet and tells her she'll get plenty of fighting practice here. Oh, hi! You're my little sister. We need to meet.

Emmett: Run Rose, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Chuck: Please, as Eric and Serena can tell you, I'm an excellent brother. At the Grover Cleveland campfire, Claire has pie irons. Apparently they're awesome. I don't know what they are nor do I wish to know. Claire thinks Alex should cook but he is apparently as useful in the kitchen as I am. They get to know each other and make assumptions about where they're from. Stereotypes are my favorite. Hurley finds the food and declares that Claire is his new best friend. Yeah, that's surprising coming from--

Emmett: Chuck. No.

Chuck: You're right. It's too easy. Riggins tells Claire he hates Deadpool.

Emmett: Hey now, Mr. Deadpool is awesome.

Chuck: Seriously. Gravelly-voiced solidarity here. Riggins and Alex talk about their unrequited love and the pros and cons of virgins. There's cons to virgins?

Emmett: Dude, that's your area of expertise, not mine. I have no idea.

Chuck: I will have to try making a list later. Leto checks in to see how Claire's settling in and discuss how he's not surprised that Claire and Dinah get along and how Peter is Claire's uncle. Hate to break it to you, honey, your uncle is a douche. Ellie goes in for free food and Fiona is in a good mood because a boy says she looked nice. You're that easy, huh? Claire explains that pie iron thing to Fiona and they swap T and A stories.

Emmett: TA stories.

Chuck: My mistake. Leto and Fiona are quiet at each other before she tells him about my birthday party last night and then Leto tells her about his world. Jon thinks people are being too loud for a Sunday morning. I agree. Claire gets advice on hangovers and, I'm quoting this, "Jon checks to make sure that if he accepts Claire's pie it doesn't mean they're married."

Emmett: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Chuck: So dirty. So, so dirty. Jon explains to Fiona that people sleep in on Sunday and how he's not hungover. Suuuuuuure. Robin has never heard of the sleeping in thing either and they talk about college. Robin asks about the pies and gets to know Claire. Okay, it's your damn turn.

Emmett: Fine, fine.

Townieness

Emmett: Oh, starting off with hilariousness. Ears and Arthur wake up in a very awkward and gay position.

Chuck: I knew he liked that porn I gave him.

Emmett: Indeed. Badgerface and Katina woke up in a similar position. Holy Zefron, just because it was Chuck's birthday yesterday doesn't mean everybody has to have wild gay sex with people out in the woods.

Chuck: At least it doesn't have to happen until National Chuck Bass day is officially created.

Emmett: Exactly. Leto is walking around on the beach and he does not enjoy it. Just so you know. Jack Burton invites him to go running and Leto says no. Eleanor and Leto meet and talk about their respective homes and times. Elspeth introduces Leto to her horse and they also talk about their homes. And Triela wants to know why he's out in the rain. Uh, you're out in the rain too, dude. And at the MHA Fraser is dealing with his doggie girlfriend. Who is being naughty.

Chuck: Ahahahahaha Robin's a dog.

Emmett: She's going to kick your ass one day, you know that, right?

Chuck: I think she's waiting until I'm eighteen. One more year without worrying about it.

Emmett: People went to their jobs today. I am not surprised. Ronan is singing at the clinic and Zack is talking to a potato masher at the Fina. Weeeeeeeeird. G'kar is having a sale at the T&C and Himura stops by. Daisy distracts Ben with flirtyness at Things Reborn, Tahiri visits Blysse at the Gig, Leda's studying statues at the park, Mina's having tea at the Perk and Haley works out at the MHA and talks to Vince about music. You have any comment on any of this?

Chuck: Other than that I'm bored? No.

Emmett: Okay then. At the Wellspring Arms, Biff talks weapons with Tim and talks Tim with Daisy. Gibbs stops in because Biff stole his magazine. Dude. It's a magazine. Calm down. Caritas has a dance floor tonight! Awesome! I'm a great dancer.

Chuck: I am too.

Emmett: Good. Back to Caritas, Glinda is shocked by the zombies and introduced herself to Jolee. Girl!Alex explained law school to Glinda and ends up getting into an argument with the zombies.

Chuck: Okay, wow. That's really pointless. The undead aren't much for conversation.

Emmett: HEY! Er...*cough* I agree. There was Fight Club today and, again, I'm jealous I'm not a part of it. Zack is really bouncy and Max is eyeing him. Flirting? Turtle promises Zack a glittery ribbon. Gay. Sarah and Max compare jobs and are impressed with each other. Blysse, her puppy and Rose discuss magical wolves and Blysse's puppy. Wolves are lame. Max informs Fiona that he's in the military and takes Minsc's weirdness in stride.

Chuck: I find that man's relationship with his hamster to be infinitely creepy.

Emmett: Seriously. Since it's a fight club people, naturally, fight. Turtle and Priestly spar.

Chuck: My money's on Turtle.

Emmett: That's a lot of money too. Ino and Tahiri fight and so do Griff and Anemone. Sarah surprises Elspeth with new moves.

Chuck: Oh, the dirty imagery coming to mind.

Emmett: I'm glad you're enjoying this. Zack and Arthur also fight and so do Worf and Fiona. Annnnnnd Max talks to Ghanima and she explains the point of Fight Club.

Chuck: Are we done?

Emmett: We are done! Good co-hosting, Kelly.

Chuck: And to think I thought you forgot about that.

Emmett: Never! And if people vote for us we get to do this every week.

Chuck: Zefron help me.

Emmett: That's the spirit! Okay, this is Emmett Cullen saying you should totally vote for us.

Chuck: I object to this.

Emmett: No one cares. Night, Fandom!

Comments

[thatsamilkshake]

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! It was not.... GYAHH!" Francine would throw a pillow at the radio, but she was too busy trying to fit under her bed.

[asgardcreated.livejournal.com]

"Hey! If you knew the things I do, you'd ask the same thing!"

He should know it's pointless to yell at the radio, even if he is laughing about it.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Claire was too busy being angry about the disparaging remarks about Peter to be properly embarrassed by the pie comments.

[cutsthestrings.livejournal.com]

Fiona was just glad she'd managed to avoid the squirrels with Griff.

[glacial_queen]

Deals with Saetan? These people knew the High Lord? Karla might have to investogate further.