Fandom Radio, Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

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Emmett: Helllllllllo, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen sitting on the deck of a really big boat with some squirrels--

Chuck: Pale scary guy!

Emmett: And Chuck Bass! Who smells like tequila, sex...and weed. So basically a weekend in Tijuana.

Chuck: Wow. You've got, like, super smelling.

Emmett: Are you drunk?

Chuck: Kind of, thank you for noticing.

Emmett: Well, since you're already here you get to help me read notes.

Chuck: Ooooooookay then.



School, where nobody is at

Emmett: There is nothing because we are all on vacation!

Chuck: High five?

Emmett: Sure!

*slapping noise*

Chuck: Ow!

Emmett: Sorry.

Chuck: I feel like I got stabbed with an ice cube.

Emmett: Sorry!

Dorms, where barely anything happened

Emmett One note! Ichigo was reading in his room! He got a call from Ino, who is currently here with us. And Blysse came in and decided it was nice not having to deal with the crowds of people.

Chuck: As part of that crowd, I take offense to that.

Emmett: No you don't.

Chuck: You're right. I could give a flying [feedback]

Town, where some things happened but not a lot

Emmett: Loki was at the MHA and he and Daisy talk about how Fandom is like a ghost town and how a zombie infestation would be interesting. I agree! But don't let it happen until I get back!

Chuck: You people are [feedback]ed up.

Emmett: Shut up. Arya was walking in the woods and got the company of Tully and his horse. People still felt the need to go to work for some crazy reason. Pepper was at Stark Industries, Mary is at the Arms and something called a Snarf opened Cafe Fina. Pepper was reading and watching TV in her apartment when Ray stopped by with a bunch of dogs he'd babysitting. Dogsitting. Whatever. Annnnnd Harley opened the clinic and Marion was at the bar. Boring.

Chuck: Booooooooooring.

Emmett: I just said that.

Chuck: I said it better.

The trip, where lots of stuff happened

Emmett: So for some reason people spent time in their cabins which is stupid.

Chuck: Unless they're having sex.

Emmett: Yes. That. You having a lot of that?

Chuck: Not in my room, no. Blair is mean.

Emmett: Sucks, dude. Anyway. Ender was writing a letter while drinking tea. Boring. Lindsay was trying to sleep in but I suppose it was kind of hard to do with Ronon jumping off the boat and all.

Chuck: What?

Emmett: Awesome, dude! That's awesome! In less awesome news but okay anyway, Angela was having lunch in her room when Ben came in after a run. They talked about shopping. Or something. I don't know. Sounds boring. John is all hungover and Jaina kind of leaves in a huff. Psh. Women. Amber was talking in her sleep, which amused Lee greatly. Johnny and Savannah woke up all snuggly and kissyface.

Chuck: Grrrrrrrrross. Probably did Eskimo kisses.

Emmett: What? Shut your drunk mouth. Arthur is all pissed at Ears because he was sunburned. Um. That's not really his fault.

Chuck: It's totally his fault. From one pale guy to another? Sunblock.

Emmett: Dude, you are so pale. Are you English or something?

Chuck: Um, pot calling the hot guy pale, don't you think?

Emmett: What? You know, I don't even care. Anyways, Badgerface comes in with some stuff to make Ears' sunburn to feel better and then there is bitchyness and awkwardness. Suuuuuucks to be you all. Romeo's hungover and embarrassed about last night and his girlfriend is there to tease him. Lois fell asleep on the balcony and Sokka tells her not to ask where he's been. But I can tell you where he's been thanks to my notes! He woke up in a maintenance closet.

Chuck: Wow, sounds like dirty went on in there.

Emmett: Seriously. Kaylee tried to wake Ned but he wanted to sleep in so she went off without him. Lion-O was also trying to sleep in when Claire comes in. Bender's bed is all lumpy and Harper wonders what he's got under there. Probably best not to ask. Ronan asked Katchoo if she had plans for the evening. And Peter and Sam totally get it on. Bow chicka wow wow.

Chuck: Oh, what do you know, he does have sex. I thought it was just a myth.

Emmett: The Lido Deck of our lovely ship was hopping today. A lot of people were at the pool. Toby was getting drinks in the hot tub when Liir stopped by and asked him how things were going. Toby hasn't left the ship. Me either, bro. Claudia talks to Toby about last night and she's pouty because she hasn't been around Priestly. Worf is not happy with Toby for his constant sexiling. Dude, just be lucky he asks you to leave the room first. Adora is lounging by the pool when Hurley comes by to talk to her about the trip. Hannibal is lounging in the hot tub and talks to Eowyn about nude beaches, chats with Adora about swimwear and makes out with you, Chuck. Dude, in public? Gross.

Chuck: People should consider themselves lucky. We're hot.

Emmett: Note to self: Don't get in the hot tubs. Penelope tries to convince Liir to get into the pool but he's not having any of it and Hurley talks to Penelope about their date last night. Dude, wait a couple of days before you wax nostalgic. Jaina was working out her frustrations in the pool, not dirty, and talks to Lois about a fight she had and how vacation sucks. Um. No it doesn't. Leto and Romeo talk about their ideas of good vacations and Amber and Dinah also talk vacation. Romeo has a hangover and Hurley offers to get him aspirin but Romeo says he's got it covered already. Angela is in a hot tub in the afternoon and Hannibal joins her, dude must love hot tubs, and tease each other about stuff. Ned's wading around in the pool and he and Claudia try to turn the pool orange with Cheetos.

Chuck: Okay, you think me making out in a hot tub is gross? Cheetos in the pool is way worse!

Emmett: No, I don't think so. I'd rather deal with the Cheetos. Sookie was tanning and got double you tee effed at by Leto for putting lemon juice in her hair. Dojima makes shopping plans with Ino and a bunch of other people were doing stuff blah blah blah, here you read something.

Chuck: Sure. It's not like I have anything better to do. Can't take anybody back to my room *irritated mumbles* Anyway. In the Isle Of The People Who Were Sexliled, Worf was there. Sexliled. Priestly threw water in his face which Worf took as a come on. Oh..kay. Gross. Arthur and Hannibal talked about Merlin not knowing the concept of sunblock. Alex was lounging and Robin of the not-Canadian variety complimented her on her dress. Savannah and Johnny have drinks and make plans to go clubbing later.

Emmett: Like...dance clubbing or seal clubbing?

Chuck: What?

Emmett: In some places it's a legitimate concern!

Chuck: You're a dumbass. During the day a whole bunch of stuff I don't care about happened on the boat. On the Star Deck, Lindsay was shooting clay pidgeons and double you tee effed at Ronon for being insane earlier and jumping off the boat. As you should. Arthur is on a run and is joined by Ben and they discussed sucking at vacations and how Merlin is a sunburned idiot. With big ears.

Emmett: The ears part isn't written on there.

Chuck: Doesn't make it any less true. Yzma is getting owned at shuffleboard and Mohinder comments on her playing and, holy crap, why would you voluntarily talk to her? She looks like a goblin. John and Gavin are drunk and playing the golf sim and make a lot of ball jokes.

Emmett: Gaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Chuck: Indeed. Before the subsequent golf flirtation, John and Gavin were hitting on each other on the Promenade Deck. Amber was shopping when Liir finds her and Brooke can't believe Jess is reading at the bar. Lame. Kaylee was shopping and tells Robn of the no-boobs persuasion that she's having fun. Robin with the boobs was asking for non-girly drinks at the bar and talks to Deadpool about...something weird, I'm guessing. Conversations with him usually steer that way. And Angela and Summer go shopping. In the evening on the Lido deck, Kaylee and Ned get in the hot tubs figuring they'd be less crowded then. You figured right. Cal was reading and Hurley asked why he wasn't doing something more exciting. Why aren't you? Asking people what they're doing seems a little boring too. Ino teased Cal for being a dork and Jaina was just surprised to see him there instead of the gym. On the Fiesta Deck--

Emmett: Fiesta!

Chuck: Ooookaaaaaaay.

Emmett: That means party in Spanish, you know.

Chuck: I know. A lot of my maids are Spanish. They clean up after my fiestas all the time. Jaina watched some of the games at the casino and Ben wasn't surprised to find her there. What, does she have an addiction? Sell her house for poker chips? Sad. Robin and Fraser were at the casino too and she tried to convince him to play instead of watch. Your boyfriend is lame. Eowyn learned how to play poker and Annja and Hoshi discussed their playing strategies. On the Plaza Deck, Jen was doing research and Dinah tried to save her from herself. As she should. Professor Skywalker and his knocked up wife played footsie over tea. Lovely. Teddy used the internet cafe to do dorky things and he told Chad all about it. I'd say mean stuff about them but they keep me so entertained at night.

Emmett: That's so gross.

Chuck: Says you. On the Sky Deck, Johnny and Savannah had some drinks at the nightclub before dancing. So there's the answer to your very sick question, Emmett. Now do your [feedback]ing job.

Emmett: Fine. Jerk. On the Sun Deck people are boozing it up. As they should. Aravis talks to John about how hard it is for her to get alcohol and Hurley offered to walk her back to her room if she gets too drunk.

Chuck: I've used that line before. Works too.

Emmett: You are a sick man, Bass. Romeo and Reno talked weapons and drank. Awesome. Lois told John he was going to get in trouble with Jaina, the compulsive gambler. Lois also bought drinks for both Dinah and Ears. Romeo bought Amber a drink to match her outfit and made sure she was enjoying herself. Not dirty. Turtle and Amber talked about how much the trip is so far and who they are rooming with. Hurley also made sure Amber was having fun. People. I think she can handle it. It's fun. Not so hard to have, even when by yourself. Right, Bass?

Chuck: Oh I make sure to have fun with myself whenever I can.

Emmett: *laughs* Sick. Dinah was sympathetic to Ears and his sunburn and she was drunk and giggly at Badgerface and Dinah. Tony also chatted with a tipsy Ears, as did Badgerface. Oh. I forgot. I'm not supposed to call her that anymore. Too late now! Worf was building a shelter because he's probably gonna get sexliled again and Cal made fun of him for it. Annnnnnnnnnd Johnny and Savannah got back to their room for dirtyness.

Chuck: Oh, rub that in my face everyone, why don't you? I've been having to get creative about locations. The blonde lifeguard knew about some interesting spots. Did you know there's a whole room where the fresh towels are kept? It's like I had sex in the place where Snuggles the bear lives.

Emmett: Oh God, sick.

Chuck: If you've got a problem with it go complain to Blair.

Emmett: We are signing off now. Right [feedback]ing now. Before you can scar anyone else. Say goodnight, Chuck.

Chuck: Goodnight, Chuck.

Emmett: Night!