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Fandom Radio; Sunday; July 19, 2009
Emmett: Holy shit, I think this is the first time you've gotten here before me.
Chuck: Yeah, well, when the person you like to bother most has turned into a dog you find yourself with an abundance of free time on your hands. Don't get used to it. Thank god you're here. The squirrels will not stop squeaking to me about Deadpool
Emmett: Deadpool? Seriously? Why?
Chuck: I don't know but their comments are getting...graphic.
Emmett: Eeeeeeeewww. Anyways, hello, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen and Chuck Bass with WTFH Fandom Radio. Um...I don't know how to start this off this week. Any suggestions?
Chuck: *sigh* I don't know. What's your favorite color?
Emmett: Blue! What's yours?
Chuck: Purple.
Emmett: Dude. Gay.
*squeaking*
Chuck: The squirrels want you to know their favorite color is red like Deadpool's pajamas.
*angry squeaking*
Emmett: Sorry, sorry! They're not pajamas.
Schooliness
Chuck: Nothing, moving on.
Emmett: Dude! There was stuff last week.
Chuck: And I missed it? Damn.
*squeaking*
Emmett: No, we are not changing Sunday's school notes to the "Things we love about Deadpool" section. Get over it.
Chuck: What the hell is wrong with you guys?
Dormishness
Emmett: Joan and piglet!Penelope were at the main campfire with a radio. Let's hope you weren't listening to crap. She tried to get the scoop on the whole Hurley-and-Penelope situation from the man himself and he dodges the bullet by saying they're taking things slow.
Chuck: Laaaaaaaaaaame.
*squeaking*
Emmett: Now what do they want?
Chuck: They said they'd take it slow with Deadpool if he wanted even though they want it daily, nightly and every so rightly. God, I can't believe I repeated that...
Emmett: Gross. Valentine and Hurley talk about the recent singing adventure and how Joan thinks sex shouldn't be scientific but they wouldn't know because they're all virgins.
Chuck: I am so, so sorry. You have my condolences.
Emmett: Fact: sex is the single most greatest thing on the planet. I feel bad for you people. Liir was weirded out by the pig until he found out it was Penelope and he and Joan not only caught up, but they arranged for an ice cream date and a ride on Liir's broom. Huh...
Chuck: Well someone won't be a virgin for long.
Emmett: I'm so glad you said it and not me. Valentine and Joan talk about how it's too hot for campfires right now and they re-introduce themselves because they aren't sure if they met. Over at Smile Time, Badgerface got a phone call and she told Ears she has to go home for a week. I bet that made for a sad Ears. Jaina unpacked from her trip and in the garden, Liir and Ino had a picnic and talked about role models, his date with Joan and flying. And done!
Chuck: Seriously? That's all?
Emmett: Hey, sometimes I get lucky.
Chuck: You suck.
Emmett: Quit whining and read town.
Townishness
Chuck: Fine. Bobby and Kate were out for a walk and then Bobby turned into a penguin. Sucks to be you. Gabrielle headed out towards the Causeway and Deadpool was walking Max, Tether and puppy!Zack when suddenly puppy!Zack was just...Zack.
*SQUEAKING*
Emmett: Dudes! Chill! I'm sure Zack and Deadpool aren't an item! Put down the torches and pitchforks!
Chuck: They are freaking me out. Okay, moving on Veronica was at the Perk where she met Dani Reese and Rachel. Blysse was at the Gig and Charlotte was at the York Gallery. As per usual. Biff was at the Wellspring Arms and Daisy came in to see if he sang anything embarrassing the other day.
Emmett: Did you?
Chuck: Emmett, you were there.
Emmett: That wasn't embarrassing, that was fun!
Chuck: Whatever. Can I finish these, please? Dite's Decadent Delights needs to stop with alliteration and was open today. Fiona came in all dressed up and had sharing time with Dite. Dirty? Jack Burton stopped in, as did Jack O'Neill, wondering if Dite ever went by Hathor. Who cares? Dinah heard about 'Dite's outing on radio and came by to see if she was okay. Alex drug Griff in, where they argued about condoms.
Emmett: What's there to argue about condoms?
Chuck: Plenty of things, all of them stupid. Alex got Dite's opinion on things and Griff was embarrassed. There's no need to be embarrassed in a sex shop, people. You are among friends. Things Reborn was open and Daisy was less than pleased to find Ben had a headache. Eric was at the Pixie Dust, G'Kar was at the T&C and Ronan was at the clinic. Robin Scherbatsky was at Caritas and told Tino his clothes didn't work for his body. When your face looks like that, no clothes are going to save it. Sorry, Tino.
Emmett: Burn!
Chuck: Dani came in for iced tea. Again? And Minsc wanted some ale. Boy!Alex was drinking at the beach. Claudia showed up and Alex mocked her for wearing heels at the beach. Fashion before comfort Alex, jeez.
Emmett: Are you male?
Chuck: Yes. I just care about the way I look. You dress like crap.
Emmett: No I don't!
Chuck: Yes you do!
*squeaking*
Chuck: We don't CARE about how sexy you think Deadpool looks in his pj's! Oh my god, I need to get out of here. Anyways, Rose just wanted Alex's beer and he suggested that she be his PR girl. Valentine asked Rose if there was going to be any musical numbers tonight. She was just out for a walk on the beach but Alex told her the pretty single ones could stay. Good god, I hope I don't sound that pathetic when I hit on girls.
Emmett: You do. I'll do Fight Club.
*squeaking*
Emmett: Yeah, yeah, Deadpool can beat up anybody. Fabulous. Anyways, back to things that are true. People at Fight Club mingled, with Max flirting with Daisy. And then there was sparring with Elle vs. Claire---
Chuck: I bet that was hot.
Emmett: --seriously, and Turtle going up against K-Mart. Then the actual fights happened with Dinah vs. Daisy, Fiona vs. Ino, Steve vs. Max and Blysse vs. Cable.
*angry squeaking*
Emmett: Now what do they want?
Chuck: Apparently Cable doesn't deserve the sexy and amazing Deadpool and he better watch his goddamn back because one day he's gonna find a acorn lodged in the back of his head.
Emmett: Dude! Those squirrels mean business. Last bit of news tonight, Jennifer stopped by Fight Club to give him the medical clearance she needed to fight. But she was benched because she was still injured.
Chuck: Okay, we're done. Let's get the eff out of here before the squirrels start writing poems about Deadpool's greatness.
*excited squeaking*
Emmett: Great, Chuck. You gave them ideas. Let's get out of here.
Chuck: Way ahead of you.
Emmett Night, Fandom!
Chuck: Yeah, well, when the person you like to bother most has turned into a dog you find yourself with an abundance of free time on your hands. Don't get used to it. Thank god you're here. The squirrels will not stop squeaking to me about Deadpool
Emmett: Deadpool? Seriously? Why?
Chuck: I don't know but their comments are getting...graphic.
Emmett: Eeeeeeeewww. Anyways, hello, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen and Chuck Bass with WTFH Fandom Radio. Um...I don't know how to start this off this week. Any suggestions?
Chuck: *sigh* I don't know. What's your favorite color?
Emmett: Blue! What's yours?
Chuck: Purple.
Emmett: Dude. Gay.
*squeaking*
Chuck: The squirrels want you to know their favorite color is red like Deadpool's pajamas.
*angry squeaking*
Emmett: Sorry, sorry! They're not pajamas.
Schooliness
Chuck: Nothing, moving on.
Emmett: Dude! There was stuff last week.
Chuck: And I missed it? Damn.
*squeaking*
Emmett: No, we are not changing Sunday's school notes to the "Things we love about Deadpool" section. Get over it.
Chuck: What the hell is wrong with you guys?
Dormishness
Emmett: Joan and piglet!Penelope were at the main campfire with a radio. Let's hope you weren't listening to crap. She tried to get the scoop on the whole Hurley-and-Penelope situation from the man himself and he dodges the bullet by saying they're taking things slow.
Chuck: Laaaaaaaaaaame.
*squeaking*
Emmett: Now what do they want?
Chuck: They said they'd take it slow with Deadpool if he wanted even though they want it daily, nightly and every so rightly. God, I can't believe I repeated that...
Emmett: Gross. Valentine and Hurley talk about the recent singing adventure and how Joan thinks sex shouldn't be scientific but they wouldn't know because they're all virgins.
Chuck: I am so, so sorry. You have my condolences.
Emmett: Fact: sex is the single most greatest thing on the planet. I feel bad for you people. Liir was weirded out by the pig until he found out it was Penelope and he and Joan not only caught up, but they arranged for an ice cream date and a ride on Liir's broom. Huh...
Chuck: Well someone won't be a virgin for long.
Emmett: I'm so glad you said it and not me. Valentine and Joan talk about how it's too hot for campfires right now and they re-introduce themselves because they aren't sure if they met. Over at Smile Time, Badgerface got a phone call and she told Ears she has to go home for a week. I bet that made for a sad Ears. Jaina unpacked from her trip and in the garden, Liir and Ino had a picnic and talked about role models, his date with Joan and flying. And done!
Chuck: Seriously? That's all?
Emmett: Hey, sometimes I get lucky.
Chuck: You suck.
Emmett: Quit whining and read town.
Townishness
Chuck: Fine. Bobby and Kate were out for a walk and then Bobby turned into a penguin. Sucks to be you. Gabrielle headed out towards the Causeway and Deadpool was walking Max, Tether and puppy!Zack when suddenly puppy!Zack was just...Zack.
*SQUEAKING*
Emmett: Dudes! Chill! I'm sure Zack and Deadpool aren't an item! Put down the torches and pitchforks!
Chuck: They are freaking me out. Okay, moving on Veronica was at the Perk where she met Dani Reese and Rachel. Blysse was at the Gig and Charlotte was at the York Gallery. As per usual. Biff was at the Wellspring Arms and Daisy came in to see if he sang anything embarrassing the other day.
Emmett: Did you?
Chuck: Emmett, you were there.
Emmett: That wasn't embarrassing, that was fun!
Chuck: Whatever. Can I finish these, please? Dite's Decadent Delights needs to stop with alliteration and was open today. Fiona came in all dressed up and had sharing time with Dite. Dirty? Jack Burton stopped in, as did Jack O'Neill, wondering if Dite ever went by Hathor. Who cares? Dinah heard about 'Dite's outing on radio and came by to see if she was okay. Alex drug Griff in, where they argued about condoms.
Emmett: What's there to argue about condoms?
Chuck: Plenty of things, all of them stupid. Alex got Dite's opinion on things and Griff was embarrassed. There's no need to be embarrassed in a sex shop, people. You are among friends. Things Reborn was open and Daisy was less than pleased to find Ben had a headache. Eric was at the Pixie Dust, G'Kar was at the T&C and Ronan was at the clinic. Robin Scherbatsky was at Caritas and told Tino his clothes didn't work for his body. When your face looks like that, no clothes are going to save it. Sorry, Tino.
Emmett: Burn!
Chuck: Dani came in for iced tea. Again? And Minsc wanted some ale. Boy!Alex was drinking at the beach. Claudia showed up and Alex mocked her for wearing heels at the beach. Fashion before comfort Alex, jeez.
Emmett: Are you male?
Chuck: Yes. I just care about the way I look. You dress like crap.
Emmett: No I don't!
Chuck: Yes you do!
*squeaking*
Chuck: We don't CARE about how sexy you think Deadpool looks in his pj's! Oh my god, I need to get out of here. Anyways, Rose just wanted Alex's beer and he suggested that she be his PR girl. Valentine asked Rose if there was going to be any musical numbers tonight. She was just out for a walk on the beach but Alex told her the pretty single ones could stay. Good god, I hope I don't sound that pathetic when I hit on girls.
Emmett: You do. I'll do Fight Club.
*squeaking*
Emmett: Yeah, yeah, Deadpool can beat up anybody. Fabulous. Anyways, back to things that are true. People at Fight Club mingled, with Max flirting with Daisy. And then there was sparring with Elle vs. Claire---
Chuck: I bet that was hot.
Emmett: --seriously, and Turtle going up against K-Mart. Then the actual fights happened with Dinah vs. Daisy, Fiona vs. Ino, Steve vs. Max and Blysse vs. Cable.
*angry squeaking*
Emmett: Now what do they want?
Chuck: Apparently Cable doesn't deserve the sexy and amazing Deadpool and he better watch his goddamn back because one day he's gonna find a acorn lodged in the back of his head.
Emmett: Dude! Those squirrels mean business. Last bit of news tonight, Jennifer stopped by Fight Club to give him the medical clearance she needed to fight. But she was benched because she was still injured.
Chuck: Okay, we're done. Let's get the eff out of here before the squirrels start writing poems about Deadpool's greatness.
*excited squeaking*
Emmett: Great, Chuck. You gave them ideas. Let's get out of here.
Chuck: Way ahead of you.
Emmett Night, Fandom!
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