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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
*squeaky laughter*
I will eat every single one of you, I swear to god. I'll do it! So just shut the hell up.
*sigh* This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom Radio and I swear to god, nothing weird happened to me today. The squirrels are spreading vicious lies! Lies, I tell you!
School, where people were insane
Ethics discussed lust, hot, and Anakin introduced them to the baby Ewoks they'd be taking care of for the week. Not hot. The happy couples are: Temari and Leto, Zayne and Brooke, Chuck and Joan, Marco and Tony, Dor and Helen, K-Mart and Hurley, Peter and Sookie, Triela and Van Helsing and Wendy and Ino. Good luck to you all. You'll probably need it.
Management Theory worked in fast food and they had to order sandwiches from their classmates. Why would you do that when some guy who was not me was giving them away for free? Food Appreciation had Wrestlemania 2009...which has nothing to do with food. Not that I'm going to complain. They had to kick each other's asses. Awesome. Priestly couldn't participate in class and Marshall called him a pansy. Well that's not very nice. Ms. Aldrin was dancing the hula in Childhood Development and we had to discuss school problems and then cuddle with a stuffed animal. It was fun. Chad complimented Ms. Aldrin on her hulaing after class. Anemone was hiding in the library. Smart thing to do considering the crazy going around.
Chad brought cake to the music club meeting because today is his birthday. Happy birthday, dude who is taller than me! Girls with guns has tea and things to shoot. That's kind of...opposite.
Dorms, where people were crazy
Arthur was eating in his strawberries in his room when his roomie, Leto, brought in his Ethics Wokling. Heh. Wokling. That's a funny word. Arthur doesn't think Leto would make a very good parent. Dinah also stopped in to hurt Leto because he got hurt. That doesn't make sense but whatever. Hannibal was in hiding this morning and got an ass kicking courtesy of Edward. Dude. You got beat up by a dude named Edward? Totally lame on your part. After that, someone who was most definitely not me offered him Whoppers. The burger. Not the candy. Edmund was woken up by a bad dream. Sorry, dude. Claire was, again doing the smart thing, hiding in her room and Cal stopped in to tease her about her Elmo-ness yesterday. Johnny and Chris were bitten by gremlins in his room and nothing remotely weird happened to me. I'm serious. Tahiri was chilling in her room when Ben came by with a present and somehow it got emo. What the hell? Oh, and that crazy burger peddler gave Tahiri chicken fries. His name is the Burger King. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.
Buffy nearly stabbed the Burger King, which was very rude. He was just offering your burgers, jeez. Adora was reading mail in her room and also got a visit from the Burger King. She was much more polite than Buffy. Or so I've heard. Dor also talked to Adora about Wokling care. Heh. Wokling. I can't get over it. Penelope was fresh out of the shower when the Burger King appeared and offered her burgers. Sorry about that. I mean...I don't know why I'm apologizing. It wasn't me. Claudia squeed, yes squeed, when she saw the Burger King. She got pie for being such a good fan. Take that, Buffy. Joan was doing her homework with her, heh, Wokling when Marco asked her to prom, aww. She also got a visit from the Burger King and Froggy Robin. Savannah left some messages for people in her room. Good for you. John and Gavin got gremlin bit and Teddy and Chad had a romantic dinner for his birthday. Awww.
Lee was selling Prom tickets in the dorm lobby. Oh, right. That's Friday. I forgot. Toby asked Lee to go to Prom with him. Wow. Good for you both. Tony and Marco put up posters asking for a Wokling, heh, babysitter. Amber and Liir talk about post-zombie stuff on the third floor. On the fifth floor, gremlin-bitten John and Gavin think they are people named Johnny and Baby. HA! They were apparently dancing with each other. Nice. Ben calls Tahiri and Jaina to come watch and Lois gets dancing lessons from "Johnny". Annja is forced to compliment "Baby" on her dancing. Tahiri decides watching this was a great birthday present and declines an offer to dance with Baby. Jaina almost starts a lovers quarrel between Baby and Johnny which would have been funny to watch. Annnnnnnnd Turtle is in the Salle, thinking she's someone named Setsuna.
Town, where people were, you guessed it, nuts
Let's do jobs first, shall we? Then we'll get to the insanity. Ino is at Covent Garden Flowers, reading stuff off of love letter websites. Hinata was at the Book Haven and Amber dropped off her cat to her. Mary was at the Arms, Lion-o was at the FinaAdam was at the Android's Dungeon and Jack was at the Photo Hut. Aravis was at the gig and got her usual coca from Ben and got the added bonus of a visit from the Burger King. Loki was doing zombie clean up at the MHA. Daisy and Loki talk about their weekends and her gremlin bite. Sarah refuses to help with the clean up and somehow the conversation turns to pizza. Okay. Ray checks up on Pepper at Stark Industies and they are shaken from the zombie thing. Pfft. Wasn't that bad.
Edward thinks he's a Chippendales dancer at the Diner. Ha! Sick. Rusty thinks this is inappropriate which, duh, yes it is. Dinah gets flaily over Edward and Adora makes plans for hot sex with him later. You go, girlfriend. Or something. I don't know. There was the usual play rehearsal going on today. Dinah's glad Leto isn't a tree and Robin checks up on Dinah. And then Dinah checks up on Amber. Lots of checking up. They get rehearsing and afterwards Geoffery tells Dinah what brains taste like. Dude. Marshall was in his Wrestlemania outfit at Caritas. Scary. Lily and Marshall compare outfits. I'd be willing to bet Ms. Aldrin's is less scary. Mac and Savannah gets Armand-who-is-really-Johnny's autograph. Yes, yes encourage the crazy. Reno, Romeo, Leto and Arthur drink together and discuss, heh, Woklings, cheerleader skirts and the weather. Sounds fun! Summer and Mac talk to Starina-who-is-really-Chris. STARINA? What kind of name is that? Savannah and Summer glee over how embarrassed their boyfriends are gonna both be and both girls talk to Mac about her webcam. There's a dirty joke to be made there somewhere. Oh, and Starina performs in one of Summer's dresses. Ha!
Okay, onto more crazy. Johnny and Chris, who think they are named Armand and Albert, are at the perk. Armand tries to teach Albert how to be more manly. Good luck. I just read about Starina. Annja records the conversation and tells Hoshi what's going on. Insanity, that's what. Ben, Jolee, Jonah and Zayne are on the roof of Mooby's thinking they are The Beatles. Aw, come on! Why couldn't have that happened to me?! I got stuck with the Burger King!
...
GODDAMMIT. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. In embarrassing news to distract from myself, Anakin thinks he's a cheerful little girl named Annie. He sang to Worf the kitty and tells his orphany story to Jaina. John gets Annie to sing for him and Marco and Annie talk about his Wokling. Annie introduced herself to Savannah and wonders what Katchoo is up to. Dude, what are you up to? Oh, wait. I know. Being insane. Jess points and laughs, as he should, and Annie tells him a joke.
Oh, god. I hate this week. YOU ARE WELCOME FOR ALL THE FREE FOOD, PEOPLE.
I'm going to my room.
*squeaky laughter*
I will eat every single one of you, I swear to god. I'll do it! So just shut the hell up.
*sigh* This is Emmett Cullen with WTFH Fandom Radio and I swear to god, nothing weird happened to me today. The squirrels are spreading vicious lies! Lies, I tell you!
School, where people were insane
Ethics discussed lust, hot, and Anakin introduced them to the baby Ewoks they'd be taking care of for the week. Not hot. The happy couples are: Temari and Leto, Zayne and Brooke, Chuck and Joan, Marco and Tony, Dor and Helen, K-Mart and Hurley, Peter and Sookie, Triela and Van Helsing and Wendy and Ino. Good luck to you all. You'll probably need it.
Management Theory worked in fast food and they had to order sandwiches from their classmates. Why would you do that when some guy who was not me was giving them away for free? Food Appreciation had Wrestlemania 2009...which has nothing to do with food. Not that I'm going to complain. They had to kick each other's asses. Awesome. Priestly couldn't participate in class and Marshall called him a pansy. Well that's not very nice. Ms. Aldrin was dancing the hula in Childhood Development and we had to discuss school problems and then cuddle with a stuffed animal. It was fun. Chad complimented Ms. Aldrin on her hulaing after class. Anemone was hiding in the library. Smart thing to do considering the crazy going around.
Chad brought cake to the music club meeting because today is his birthday. Happy birthday, dude who is taller than me! Girls with guns has tea and things to shoot. That's kind of...opposite.
Dorms, where people were crazy
Arthur was eating in his strawberries in his room when his roomie, Leto, brought in his Ethics Wokling. Heh. Wokling. That's a funny word. Arthur doesn't think Leto would make a very good parent. Dinah also stopped in to hurt Leto because he got hurt. That doesn't make sense but whatever. Hannibal was in hiding this morning and got an ass kicking courtesy of Edward. Dude. You got beat up by a dude named Edward? Totally lame on your part. After that, someone who was most definitely not me offered him Whoppers. The burger. Not the candy. Edmund was woken up by a bad dream. Sorry, dude. Claire was, again doing the smart thing, hiding in her room and Cal stopped in to tease her about her Elmo-ness yesterday. Johnny and Chris were bitten by gremlins in his room and nothing remotely weird happened to me. I'm serious. Tahiri was chilling in her room when Ben came by with a present and somehow it got emo. What the hell? Oh, and that crazy burger peddler gave Tahiri chicken fries. His name is the Burger King. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.
Buffy nearly stabbed the Burger King, which was very rude. He was just offering your burgers, jeez. Adora was reading mail in her room and also got a visit from the Burger King. She was much more polite than Buffy. Or so I've heard. Dor also talked to Adora about Wokling care. Heh. Wokling. I can't get over it. Penelope was fresh out of the shower when the Burger King appeared and offered her burgers. Sorry about that. I mean...I don't know why I'm apologizing. It wasn't me. Claudia squeed, yes squeed, when she saw the Burger King. She got pie for being such a good fan. Take that, Buffy. Joan was doing her homework with her, heh, Wokling when Marco asked her to prom, aww. She also got a visit from the Burger King and Froggy Robin. Savannah left some messages for people in her room. Good for you. John and Gavin got gremlin bit and Teddy and Chad had a romantic dinner for his birthday. Awww.
Lee was selling Prom tickets in the dorm lobby. Oh, right. That's Friday. I forgot. Toby asked Lee to go to Prom with him. Wow. Good for you both. Tony and Marco put up posters asking for a Wokling, heh, babysitter. Amber and Liir talk about post-zombie stuff on the third floor. On the fifth floor, gremlin-bitten John and Gavin think they are people named Johnny and Baby. HA! They were apparently dancing with each other. Nice. Ben calls Tahiri and Jaina to come watch and Lois gets dancing lessons from "Johnny". Annja is forced to compliment "Baby" on her dancing. Tahiri decides watching this was a great birthday present and declines an offer to dance with Baby. Jaina almost starts a lovers quarrel between Baby and Johnny which would have been funny to watch. Annnnnnnnd Turtle is in the Salle, thinking she's someone named Setsuna.
Town, where people were, you guessed it, nuts
Let's do jobs first, shall we? Then we'll get to the insanity. Ino is at Covent Garden Flowers, reading stuff off of love letter websites. Hinata was at the Book Haven and Amber dropped off her cat to her. Mary was at the Arms, Lion-o was at the FinaAdam was at the Android's Dungeon and Jack was at the Photo Hut. Aravis was at the gig and got her usual coca from Ben and got the added bonus of a visit from the Burger King. Loki was doing zombie clean up at the MHA. Daisy and Loki talk about their weekends and her gremlin bite. Sarah refuses to help with the clean up and somehow the conversation turns to pizza. Okay. Ray checks up on Pepper at Stark Industies and they are shaken from the zombie thing. Pfft. Wasn't that bad.
Edward thinks he's a Chippendales dancer at the Diner. Ha! Sick. Rusty thinks this is inappropriate which, duh, yes it is. Dinah gets flaily over Edward and Adora makes plans for hot sex with him later. You go, girlfriend. Or something. I don't know. There was the usual play rehearsal going on today. Dinah's glad Leto isn't a tree and Robin checks up on Dinah. And then Dinah checks up on Amber. Lots of checking up. They get rehearsing and afterwards Geoffery tells Dinah what brains taste like. Dude. Marshall was in his Wrestlemania outfit at Caritas. Scary. Lily and Marshall compare outfits. I'd be willing to bet Ms. Aldrin's is less scary. Mac and Savannah gets Armand-who-is-really-Johnny's autograph. Yes, yes encourage the crazy. Reno, Romeo, Leto and Arthur drink together and discuss, heh, Woklings, cheerleader skirts and the weather. Sounds fun! Summer and Mac talk to Starina-who-is-really-Chris. STARINA? What kind of name is that? Savannah and Summer glee over how embarrassed their boyfriends are gonna both be and both girls talk to Mac about her webcam. There's a dirty joke to be made there somewhere. Oh, and Starina performs in one of Summer's dresses. Ha!
Okay, onto more crazy. Johnny and Chris, who think they are named Armand and Albert, are at the perk. Armand tries to teach Albert how to be more manly. Good luck. I just read about Starina. Annja records the conversation and tells Hoshi what's going on. Insanity, that's what. Ben, Jolee, Jonah and Zayne are on the roof of Mooby's thinking they are The Beatles. Aw, come on! Why couldn't have that happened to me?! I got stuck with the Burger King!
...
GODDAMMIT. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. In embarrassing news to distract from myself, Anakin thinks he's a cheerful little girl named Annie. He sang to Worf the kitty and tells his orphany story to Jaina. John gets Annie to sing for him and Marco and Annie talk about his Wokling. Annie introduced herself to Savannah and wonders what Katchoo is up to. Dude, what are you up to? Oh, wait. I know. Being insane. Jess points and laughs, as he should, and Annie tells him a joke.
Oh, god. I hate this week. YOU ARE WELCOME FOR ALL THE FREE FOOD, PEOPLE.
I'm going to my room.
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