WTFH

Wait, Mr. Hardison refused to come in to do the day's broadcast? But there are maybe four notes! And I'm right in the middle of making a casserole for dinner later tonight! Can't you find someone else?

*Sigh* Oh all right. I can take his shift for one day. But only because this will be quick. And I needed to stop by the store for a few ingredients anyway. How am I supposed to mull cider without whole cloves?

*Enthusiastic squirrel chittering*

No, I'm not going to put rum in it. Mulled cider is perfectly good without adding booze!

*Sulky squirrel noises*

Yes, thank you for your input. Let's just read this and see what we have. Looks like it's all School today. In Friendship is Cultural Exchange!! we got to go to Canterlot and meet Princess Luna and have a Thanksgiving party. Ethics talked about forgiving and forgetting. Oooh, maybe I should have sat in on this class. They also discussed living with regret and why it's sometimes easier to forgive others than yourself. Okay now I definitely know I should have audited that class. And last, Surviving and Thriving on Fandom talked about--THERE WERE KITTENS IN CLASS TODAY?! Forget Ethics, why didn't I go to that class?! Something about coping with stress and there was also sparring, but kittens!

And I guess that's it for notes, so have a great Thanksgiving USA-ian members of the island! And for those of you from other places, uhh, come have food anyway?

Bye!

You want me to go in here? In the radio station?

*Excited chittering*

Okay, I'm...oh! Is that a present? For me? How'd you guys know it was my birthday? That's really sweet, thank you! Is this something you do for everyone? I mean, this is just adorable! There's even a little bow and everything! Thank you guys so much!

*Impatient noises*

Oh, you want me to open it? Sure! I wonder what's inside! *Sounds of ripping paper* What's this? Paper? *Rustling* Are these--radio notes?

*Squirrely laughter*

These are radio notes. Did you guys know it was my birthday or was this just a random thing?

*Evasive noises*

I'm guessing that means it was random. And...the radio light has been on this whole time, hasn't it? Ooookay. I guess I'll just do this then.

Hi, Fandom. This is Kathy and I just walked through showers of hot cocoa to bring you the news from yesterday. Uh, sorry if I'm not as funny as some of the other broadcasters. This really wasn't how I expected to be woken up this morning.

Anyway, over in School, finals started. Anger Management had a sim where they had to fly during the holidays and, believe me, anyone who didn't end the period having a breakdown deserves an A. Modern American History wrote essays about which decade was the most important. I'd say the 60's, because second wave feminism and the Civil Rights Movement really took off, preparing the way for the fight for greater equality. I mean, granted, second-wave feminism really only focused on the plight of white women, but it was an excellent stepping stone for--

*More impatient chittering*

I think I'm being told to keep going. Errr, Teamwork was run by Cade, and they had to steal presents from a mall Santa, even though they were stuck with hooves and antlers. I hope it was another sim. Either way, Gert was pretty unsurprised that this was Cade's idea of teamwork. In less larcenous news, Care For Magical Creatures had to write a paragraph about how to avoid getting killed, which I guess is pretty useful, and Science You Cannot Possibly Comprehend had an hour to invent something. Once the hour was up, they...went back in time to test it out? Really?

This school. Sometimes I don't even.

And in the only bit of news that could also happen in a normal school, Professor Poole was dozing in his office after a long night at the bar. Okay, so, while that happened a lot in my old school, we didn't normally report on it. Eesh. Sorry, Professor. I'm just reading what the notes say.

Moving quickly on to hopefully less privacy-invasive topics--you guys are worse than the NSA, seriously--we go to Dorms. Oh. That can't be good. Sorry to anyone I'm about to talk about. Uhh, it says here that Topher was in the lobby of the dorms with a table full of snacks for people, courtesy of StuCo. And...that's it for notes. I feel like a million times better now.

Lastly, in Town, Bruce Wayne was having a nice dinner at Il Pollo. Umm, the notes say here that Jessica Drew bugged him about what he was eating, but I'm sure they just had a charming meal on what may or may not have been a date, I'm not speculating.

Or judging.

Or whatever.

But it looks like that's all the notes I have, so I'm going to head back to my room for a few more hours of sleep before my final today. Thanks for listening, Fandom. I--

*A squirrely rendition of 'Happy Birthday.'*

Aww, thanks guys.