[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Right. So. This. No swearing. Shouldn't be a problem.

*chittering*

Fuuuuu-dge off. I'll read the damn-

BINK!

-notes.

...

I did it again didn't I?

*chittering*

Whatever. Right. Here we go.

NEWS! )

News - Thursday 8/7

Thursday, August 7th, 2014 12:17 am
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Morning Fandom. I've got no banter this morning. Just a bunch of squirrels who for some reason look a little punchy.

*chittering*

Apparently they've had a day. I'm not sure what that means but I'm giving them a fucking break and not calling them unspeakable names.

*chittering*

Yeah, you're fucking welcome.

Read more... )

And on that note? I'm done with the news. Have a nice day Fandom. I'm fucking out of here.
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Morning Fandom. It's another Wednesday and I'm here to give you the news written by fucking furry little alcoholic squirrels. If you don't find that odd then you've been living on this island too fucking long.

News! )
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Good morning Fandom! Isn't it a fucking beautiful day?

*chittering*

I don't give a shit if it's going to rain. It's a fucking beautiful day.

*chittering*

Fuck off. I'm reading the news.

The News! )

Thursday - July 17th

Wednesday, July 16th, 2014 11:00 pm
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Good morning Fandom. I wish I had a nice fucking anecdote to say about last weekend. But I don't. So suck it. Let's get to the news.

News! )
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Yep. It's Thursday again so once again it's me. Fucking Barry Ween with all the news gathered by tiny alcoholic rodents.

Let's get this over with, shall we?

News! )

Thursday, July 3rd

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2014 11:48 pm
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
And no, I'm not turning you back into a dinosaur so you can go after the cat.

*chittering*

Because she's a human turned into a cat, both of them can probably kick my ass and I don't fucking give a shit. Can you give me the fucking notes please?

News! )
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Seriously? This is it? You pulled me out of bed for this?

*chittering*

Fine! I'll read the fucking news.

In school... nothing fucking happened.

In the dorm, Jessica watched a bad fucking movie and ate pizza.

...

And that's it for the fucking dorm.

In town Elsa was cleaning up the bookshelves at the Magic Box. I stopped by and was pretty fucking awesome if I do say so myself.

*Chittering*

Blow it out your acorn hole. Anders then stopped by to look for his favorite clicky pen and then he and Elsa talked about technology and how long it'll take for their culture to catch up to it. Then at Freedom Arms, Aeryn was bored out of her fucking mind when Vic showed up to talk about guns and target practice. Over at Book Haven, Alana was hiding from the books because they were popping out of the fucking shelves. At Luke's, Kenzi was celebrating catfish. She stopped long enough to talk to Cecil about removing wards from the ex-DoomHaus.

Finally Kaidan was having a movie night with Jack and Allie but for some reason all the movies transformed into fucking vampire movies. Jack and Allie weren't too upset about it as long as they don't fucking sparkle.

All right. That's it for the fucking notes and that it for me. Tune in next week when all my notes will be about new classes and everyone introducing them-damn-selves. Again. And again. And again.

Thursday - June 19th

Wednesday, June 18th, 2014 11:48 pm
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Morning fuckers. Barry Ween again hanging out here in my lab. Normally I'd be in the radio station but some furry fucks decided to sample one of my experiments before waking me up this morning.

*ROAR*

Yes. That was a dinosaur screaming. Actually it's a bunch of fucking squirrels that were transformed into a bunch of fucking dinosaurs. Triceratops to be precise.

*More Roars*

WELL IT WASN'T FUCKING RUM! NEXT TIME ASK YOU DUMBFUCKS! Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. So while I'm reading the news I'm going to be working on a fix for this so everyone won't freak out about a bunch of fucking dinosaurs roaming around with press hats on their heads. Okay? Great. Just fucking great. First off:

NEWS! )
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
*Horrific Noises*

Morning Fandom Type people. The sound you hear are the fucking squirrels who are apparently still on their fucking soccer kick.

*Horrific Noises*

Sorry. Futbol.

*Horrific Noises*

I'm just going to read the news before my ears begin to bleed.

News )

Radio! Thursday, June 5th

Wednesday, June 4th, 2014 11:24 pm
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Good morning Fandom. It's me. Barry fucking Ween surrounded by fucking squirrels who don't give a damn if I sleep in or not.

*chittering*

I didn't fucking ask for this job your furry fucks! How we haven't been shut down by the fucking FCC yet I have no idea. Anyway.

News! )
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Good morning Fandom. And no, I'm not fucking happy. I'm just fucking me.

*Chittering*

And no I'm not going to drink that fucking coffee because if it's the same stuff I gave Reno I don't need it and no one's going to understand me if I do.

*Chittering*

Go hump a fucking nut.

News )
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Good Morning Fandom! This Barry Ween and I just have a feeling it's going to be a wonderful happy day. Seriously, I'm not fucking around here. This day is going to be all unicorns and rainbows and shit. I don't even know why, but even these squirrels look fucking adorable.

*Chittering*

And they brought me coffee! How fucking adorable is that? Wait. Is this weasel poop coffee?

*Chittering!*

You know what? Don't even care. I love you guys!

*Chittering?*

I have no fucking clue why I'm so happy. Let's just roll with it.

*Chittering.*

News! )

Thursday - 5/15/2014

Wednesday, May 14th, 2014 11:16 pm
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
All right you furry fucks. You brought rum for Reno and coffee for that other chick. What did you bring me?

*chittering*

Acorn coffee. You fucking suck.

*chittering*

Whatever. Time for the fucking news. )

All right. That's it for the fucking news. Have a good day and try not to blow up the fucking island.

Thursday - 5/8/2014

Thursday, May 8th, 2014 12:41 am
[identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com
Morning everyone. Just in case any of the noobs on the island thought that the radio station was pulling a fast one with the squirrel thing, I can confirm the furry little fucks are real and worse than a fucking alarm clock.

Also I have no fucking clue where they learned to write but they have the worse fucking handwriting ever.

*chittering*

Whatever. Let's get this over with.

Let's have fun with profanity radio! )

That's it for the notes. Have a good day people. And watch out for the furry fucks carrying notepads and pencils.

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