http://notaweenie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2014-05-14 11:16 pm
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Thursday - 5/15/2014

All right you furry fucks. You brought rum for Reno and coffee for that other chick. What did you bring me?

*chittering*

Acorn coffee. You fucking suck.

*chittering*

Whatever. Time for the fucking news.

In the fucking Doomsday class, the boss set up the danger shop with a scenario of doom which had the students searching for resources and then planning how to use them. Right after I gave Reno The shittiest cup of coffee ever made.

In Beach and Ocean appreciation, Herc taught the class on how to use a body board which everyone seemed to enjoy. In Fun and Games, Pinkie had everyone play card games. Then in the tourism class led by Professor Lyman who couldn't help but make snarky comments about the great city known as Chicago which included stops at the Museum Campus, the Rookery Building, the Willis Tower and partaking of the local cuisine.

Over in Ender's office, a package arrived containing wallpaper and a box which apparently was filled with shit that 'Dite' would approve of. Who the fuck is Dite?

*Chittering*

Why am I asking squirrels? Ben then stopped by with a box that contained the same stuff and there was talk about throwing the shit up and putting up some fucking wallpaper.

Continuing the theme of decorating offices and shit, Kate finished decorating her office and took pictures of it for boyfriend.

Over in the dorms, Rapunzel was painting her room again and her roommate Anders shared a little about his past with her. Karolina then stopped by to ogle at Rapunzel's fucking awesome hair and Rapunzel told Karolina that her hair was awesome too. Okay sure but does Karolina's hair have the fucking tensile strength of a-

*chittering*

Well I fucking care! Then my big sibling Cecil stopped by to tell Rapunzel her hair was hanging out the window and to show off his pet bird.

Then in town, Vic made some fucking phone calls before starting her day. Over at Luke's, Kenzi was putting some scary items on the menu. At the perk, Ichabod was having coffee and reading wikipedia pages before Celia came by and they had a chat about magic. Alana was suffering hunger pangs-

*chittering*

I said pangs. What the fuck is wrong with you squirrels? And then over at Caritas, our wonderful sheriff got his whiskey on.

All right. That's it for the fucking news. Have a good day and try not to blow up the fucking island.