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fandom_radio2014-05-22 07:20 am
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Radio! Thursday, May 22nd
Good Morning Fandom! This Barry Ween and I just have a feeling it's going to be a wonderful happy day. Seriously, I'm not fucking around here. This day is going to be all unicorns and rainbows and shit. I don't even know why, but even these squirrels look fucking adorable.
*Chittering*
And they brought me coffee! How fucking adorable is that? Wait. Is this weasel poop coffee?
*Chittering!*
You know what? Don't even care. I love you guys!
*Chittering?*
I have no fucking clue why I'm so happy. Let's just roll with it.
*Chittering.*
School! Have I told you guys how much I love this school? It's weird as fuck but I love it. Right. so. Classes!
Pinkie started the day with Friendship is Fun and Games by making us play a game called Sardines. And looking back on it I have to say I fucking loved that game. Much more fun that I thought it would be. And the fact that it's taught by a pink pony that fucking talks? AWESOME!
Then at the Class of Doomsday, Reno was more about lecturing us on what we did wrong last week and made us talk about how to work as a team. And I have to say looking back on that class it was just fucking great. Really fucking great. I don't even know why it's great but it was. Fucking great. Reno even liked the coffee that was made from weasel poop. Afterwards he and Anders talked about the previous class assignment. And then Kathy came over to apologize for last week and seriously it was no big deal. Bygones?
Then in the United States class, Josh introduced everyone to the Arlington National Cemetery where they visited the Tomb of the Unknown soldiers, the Challenger Memorial, the Kennedy Eternal Flame and the class helped place American flags on the graves.
Over in the dorms there was some weird shit going down when Elsa's bed magically transformed into a trampoline
*Chittering*
Shut the fuck up you adorable furry fucks. Kaylin saw the magical transformation in person
*Angry chittering*
I know what you wrote but it's wrong. Besides I'm the one who can speak English. You want it read differently? Learn to speak English.
Where was I? Ah, yes. And then the lovely Elsa came back to her room where she was overjoyed by the magical transformation that was her bed.
*More angry chittering*
You guys are just so fucking cute when you get angry. Here! Have some rum.
*Appreciative chittering*
I fucking love it when we can all get along. Finally over in Nathan's room, there was aproblem with Nathan's alarm clock that he tried to put back together. Unfortunately Nathan got the mother of all fucking headaches and couldn't put it together again. Nathan! Swing by my room and I'll happily put it together for you in a snap!
*Chittering?*
No, I don't know why I'm so cheerful and helpful. It'd get on my nerves if I wasn't so happy.
Anyway! On to Town! Where I'm sure there's happiness and some motherfucking rainbows!
*chittering*
No rainbows? Fuck that shit. In that case we definitely need a music break to increase the awesome on this island.
Because this island is awesomely fantastic
Are you earwormed? Awesome.
Over at Turtle and Canary there was a blinding flash of light followed by Mike and the Cheese Panda appearing out of fucking nowhere. Followed by the Cheese Panda throwing up. Whether it's from the blinding flash or lactose intolerance we don't fucking know. Over at Caritas, Kenzi was serving up some fucking inedible specials on the menu. Rosalind came by and apparently didn't vomit at the site of Kenzi eating some fucking monkey toes with cheese sauce.
*Chittering*
You're right. We need more awesome.
*Music Break!*
Man. That song always puts me in a good mood! Over at Groovy Tunes, Eleanor was feeling a tad anxious. Joker showed up there to present Eleanor a flower which unfortunately did not perk up her mood. Then at the Book Haven Alana decided that some of the books there didn't suck. Ouch. Sorry books. Following the downward trend in cranky shopkeepers, Aeryn was over at Freedom Arms angrily cleaning guns.
Wow. That is not the happy island I know and love. Sounds like we could use another music break.
*Music Break!*
That song gets better every time I play it.
*Angry chittering*
Who asked your fucking opinion? Over at the magic box, Elsa had some difficulties with a batch of magic eight balls. Luckily this was offset by Ichabod and Celia's date over ice cream at Chilly Boulder and Kitty being cheerful over at the perk.
Well that's it for all news today! Everyone have a great day and remember...
Everything is awesome!
*Chittering*
And they brought me coffee! How fucking adorable is that? Wait. Is this weasel poop coffee?
*Chittering!*
You know what? Don't even care. I love you guys!
*Chittering?*
I have no fucking clue why I'm so happy. Let's just roll with it.
*Chittering.*
School! Have I told you guys how much I love this school? It's weird as fuck but I love it. Right. so. Classes!
Pinkie started the day with Friendship is Fun and Games by making us play a game called Sardines. And looking back on it I have to say I fucking loved that game. Much more fun that I thought it would be. And the fact that it's taught by a pink pony that fucking talks? AWESOME!
Then at the Class of Doomsday, Reno was more about lecturing us on what we did wrong last week and made us talk about how to work as a team. And I have to say looking back on that class it was just fucking great. Really fucking great. I don't even know why it's great but it was. Fucking great. Reno even liked the coffee that was made from weasel poop. Afterwards he and Anders talked about the previous class assignment. And then Kathy came over to apologize for last week and seriously it was no big deal. Bygones?
Then in the United States class, Josh introduced everyone to the Arlington National Cemetery where they visited the Tomb of the Unknown soldiers, the Challenger Memorial, the Kennedy Eternal Flame and the class helped place American flags on the graves.
Over in the dorms there was some weird shit going down when Elsa's bed magically transformed into a trampoline
*Chittering*
Shut the fuck up you adorable furry fucks. Kaylin saw the magical transformation in person
*Angry chittering*
I know what you wrote but it's wrong. Besides I'm the one who can speak English. You want it read differently? Learn to speak English.
Where was I? Ah, yes. And then the lovely Elsa came back to her room where she was overjoyed by the magical transformation that was her bed.
*More angry chittering*
You guys are just so fucking cute when you get angry. Here! Have some rum.
*Appreciative chittering*
I fucking love it when we can all get along. Finally over in Nathan's room, there was aproblem with Nathan's alarm clock that he tried to put back together. Unfortunately Nathan got the mother of all fucking headaches and couldn't put it together again. Nathan! Swing by my room and I'll happily put it together for you in a snap!
*Chittering?*
No, I don't know why I'm so cheerful and helpful. It'd get on my nerves if I wasn't so happy.
Anyway! On to Town! Where I'm sure there's happiness and some motherfucking rainbows!
*chittering*
No rainbows? Fuck that shit. In that case we definitely need a music break to increase the awesome on this island.
Because this island is awesomely fantastic
Are you earwormed? Awesome.
Over at Turtle and Canary there was a blinding flash of light followed by Mike and the Cheese Panda appearing out of fucking nowhere. Followed by the Cheese Panda throwing up. Whether it's from the blinding flash or lactose intolerance we don't fucking know. Over at Caritas, Kenzi was serving up some fucking inedible specials on the menu. Rosalind came by and apparently didn't vomit at the site of Kenzi eating some fucking monkey toes with cheese sauce.
*Chittering*
You're right. We need more awesome.
*Music Break!*
Man. That song always puts me in a good mood! Over at Groovy Tunes, Eleanor was feeling a tad anxious. Joker showed up there to present Eleanor a flower which unfortunately did not perk up her mood. Then at the Book Haven Alana decided that some of the books there didn't suck. Ouch. Sorry books. Following the downward trend in cranky shopkeepers, Aeryn was over at Freedom Arms angrily cleaning guns.
Wow. That is not the happy island I know and love. Sounds like we could use another music break.
*Music Break!*
That song gets better every time I play it.
*Angry chittering*
Who asked your fucking opinion? Over at the magic box, Elsa had some difficulties with a batch of magic eight balls. Luckily this was offset by Ichabod and Celia's date over ice cream at Chilly Boulder and Kitty being cheerful over at the perk.
Well that's it for all news today! Everyone have a great day and remember...
Everything is awesome!