fandom_radio | News: Thursday, July 31st

Morning Fandom. It's another Wednesday and I'm here to give you the news written by fucking furry little alcoholic squirrels. If you don't find that odd then you've been living on this island too fucking long.

First off there was classes.Everything's a weapon had Reno throwing us all into a library to fight cats.

In practical philosophy talked about Plato and one thing the students believe in that they've never thought to question. Cade talked to Ender about how old Ben is while Ichabod apologized for missing class while he was an owl.

Meanwhile Josh Lyman was evil and had the customer service class answer phones in a call center Which is just evil. Personally I'd rather be eating by a library cat.

And somehow the Danger shop program was corrupted so there was no fun with microwaves today.

This did not stop Electroclash from making paper airplanes out of her paperwork.

Over in the dorms, Rapunzel was hanging from the room by her own hair. And it seems some people left a huge fucking mess of popcorn in the fifth floor common room. No clue who it was. Bunch a fucking savages if you ask me.

Over in town, Hatter was in the park talking to Flamingoes when Roland sang Paula Abdul songs. And Irene thought Hatter was not very sane.

And over in the Magic Box, Elsa was making wreaths for Halloween which is still not in July. And I stopped by to say hi. Nothing else. Zip. Nada. Nothing. So there.

That's the news. Nothing more. Go back to your rooms and get more sleep.