fandom_radio | Thursday, June 10th, 2014

Yep. It's Thursday again so once again it's me. Fucking Barry Ween with all the news gathered by tiny alcoholic rodents.

Let's get this over with, shall we?

First off Everything's a weapon was supposedly a beach day until we got attacked by ugly fish-turtle people. The true lesson of the class? Don't trust Reno

Practical Philosophy was all about Ender attaching himself to humans... That can't be right.

*chittering*

And you're all fucking drunk so fuck off. Then in Customer Service and You, Josh was evil and made everyone work in fast food. And then in Fun with Microwaves, Thor had everyone nuke grapes.

Over in the fucking haunted hell house, Jessica was watching TV with a ghost. Because apparently no on in the school can afford all of us to stay at a hotel.

And then finally in town it was snowing inside the Magic Box which made Elsa go... I can't describe that without sounding like an idiot. Celia was raising her eyebrows at the snow while I was just a cool motherfucker about it.

*chittering*

I was so. Fuck you. Anyway. That's it for the notes. I'm out of here.