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fandom_radio2014-06-18 11:48 pm
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Thursday - June 19th
Morning fuckers. Barry Ween again hanging out here in my lab. Normally I'd be in the radio station but some furry fucks decided to sample one of my experiments before waking me up this morning.
*ROAR*
Yes. That was a dinosaur screaming. Actually it's a bunch of fucking squirrels that were transformed into a bunch of fucking dinosaurs. Triceratops to be precise.
*More Roars*
WELL IT WASN'T FUCKING RUM! NEXT TIME ASK YOU DUMBFUCKS! Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. So while I'm reading the news I'm going to be working on a fix for this so everyone won't freak out about a bunch of fucking dinosaurs roaming around with press hats on their heads. Okay? Great. Just fucking great. First off:
Classes
In Friendship, Pinkie threw a carnival for all the students to enjoy. Which we did of course because it's a fucking carnival. Then in STOP MOVING AROUND AND WATCH THAT FUCKING TAIL!
*ROARS*
That's not the name of the class dumb-fuck just don't fucking move and break everything! Then in the United States class, Josh took everyone to Philadelphia including Riley who apparently had some exploits in Philadelphia. Probably involving a roller coaster and a cheesesteak.
Beach and Ocean appreciation talked about coral reefs and everyone got to play around on the beach while Herc watched on.
*ROARS*
I'm fucking working on it okay?! Do you want to transform into a poodle? THIS TAKES A LITTLE WORK! GET SOME FUCKING PATIENCE!
In Doomsday class we had a fucking doomsday scenario. Surprise! As going with the theme of the class: We were basically fucked. Except that Yeul had fucking tents hiding in her pockets. Nice. The rest of use did our best to survive while I got some fucking great doughnuts. Then Four and I annoyed Reno with questions and coffee.
Over in the dorms, Kathy was binging on Adolescent Werewolf and eating pizza. Nathan boggled at the amount of food until it was explained that for some fucking reason there's just way too much food production in Fandom so everyone has to share. Or something.
... Seems legit.
Then Sparkle wandered in and grabbed some pizza and chatted with Kathy about classes.
*ROAR*
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN! I'M WORKING ON IT!
Then in Town, Alana was having issues with a box of books that didn't want to be unpacked. Huh. Alana? Just tell them to get the fuck out of the box or you'll sell them to people who'll break their spine. At the magic box, Elsa was organizing magic crystals which had nothing to do with emotions in case you were fucking wondering. At the Freedom Arms, Aeryn used her god-given right to disintegrate a gremlin with her pulse gun. Hey, does that shit work with dinosaurs?
*ROAR*
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! SIMMER THE FUCK DOWN! Let's see... Then Kenzi got sick on the food at Luke's kitchen. Kitty posted some flyers about a pool party at MHA on Saturday while Jake had to deal with umbrellas in every drink at Caritas.
And that's it for the notes. Don't worry Fandom, the squirrels will be back to normal in an hour and will be invading your privacy in no time.
*ROAR*
Oh shut the fuck up.
*ROAR*
Yes. That was a dinosaur screaming. Actually it's a bunch of fucking squirrels that were transformed into a bunch of fucking dinosaurs. Triceratops to be precise.
*More Roars*
WELL IT WASN'T FUCKING RUM! NEXT TIME ASK YOU DUMBFUCKS! Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. So while I'm reading the news I'm going to be working on a fix for this so everyone won't freak out about a bunch of fucking dinosaurs roaming around with press hats on their heads. Okay? Great. Just fucking great. First off:
Classes
In Friendship, Pinkie threw a carnival for all the students to enjoy. Which we did of course because it's a fucking carnival. Then in STOP MOVING AROUND AND WATCH THAT FUCKING TAIL!
*ROARS*
That's not the name of the class dumb-fuck just don't fucking move and break everything! Then in the United States class, Josh took everyone to Philadelphia including Riley who apparently had some exploits in Philadelphia. Probably involving a roller coaster and a cheesesteak.
Beach and Ocean appreciation talked about coral reefs and everyone got to play around on the beach while Herc watched on.
*ROARS*
I'm fucking working on it okay?! Do you want to transform into a poodle? THIS TAKES A LITTLE WORK! GET SOME FUCKING PATIENCE!
In Doomsday class we had a fucking doomsday scenario. Surprise! As going with the theme of the class: We were basically fucked. Except that Yeul had fucking tents hiding in her pockets. Nice. The rest of use did our best to survive while I got some fucking great doughnuts. Then Four and I annoyed Reno with questions and coffee.
Over in the dorms, Kathy was binging on Adolescent Werewolf and eating pizza. Nathan boggled at the amount of food until it was explained that for some fucking reason there's just way too much food production in Fandom so everyone has to share. Or something.
... Seems legit.
Then Sparkle wandered in and grabbed some pizza and chatted with Kathy about classes.
*ROAR*
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN! I'M WORKING ON IT!
Then in Town, Alana was having issues with a box of books that didn't want to be unpacked. Huh. Alana? Just tell them to get the fuck out of the box or you'll sell them to people who'll break their spine. At the magic box, Elsa was organizing magic crystals which had nothing to do with emotions in case you were fucking wondering. At the Freedom Arms, Aeryn used her god-given right to disintegrate a gremlin with her pulse gun. Hey, does that shit work with dinosaurs?
*ROAR*
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! SIMMER THE FUCK DOWN! Let's see... Then Kenzi got sick on the food at Luke's kitchen. Kitty posted some flyers about a pool party at MHA on Saturday while Jake had to deal with umbrellas in every drink at Caritas.
And that's it for the notes. Don't worry Fandom, the squirrels will be back to normal in an hour and will be invading your privacy in no time.
*ROAR*
Oh shut the fuck up.