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*sounds of porgly excitement and also fireworks*

Not inside! Who even gave those to you? How did you set them off without thumbs? Why am I even trying to understand this?

At least you didn't set the notes on fire. Or anything else considering the fumes.

Up at the School, the Library was decorated for Halloween, confusing both Gray and everyone listening.

Meanwhile Shenanigans involved a greasy pole, and free Moobyland as s prize, truly a puzzle as to which was the worse option. Though for some bizarre reason one of the Steves was in the stands and very sad about missing out, the voluntolds prepared themselves, and not even the horrors were enough to stop the inevitable flirting. And then there was the Pole, were only a few, namely Jaina, Eleanor, non sad Steve, and Vi, made it across to claim their dubious prize, though Lydia did get a pair of water wings out of it. Not that I have any idea what they are, but I'm assuming they also lack basic dignity. Also, Belle did not hug Anakin.

Over in the Dorms, put that firework down, or rather just outside them Lydia's walk of shame crossed pasths with Charlie's walk of no shame. Good for them, I guess.

In Town, Pick Your Poison was decorated for Christmas, just to spread the confusion around. Rey offered to help Adrian undecorate, while Lydia wanted henbane for 'non poison reasons', and why do I have a random parchment that reads 'don't eat the nutbread, not even once' mixed in here? Prompto gave his child a camera at Furnado. Harley did her washing and Mark was there. Everything was butterfly themed at Caritas, including the singing. Rey appreciated the colours, Atton was there, Stewart did not bring suspicious brownies or dubious nutbread, but Stark did bring cupcakes.

stykera

Good morning. It’s Wednesday again and I’m here again because this is one of the things I do every week and have done for years now.

Let’s start with the school where in Finding New Hobbies we drew or colored. In Norse Life they played a game called…what?

*chittering* A game called hunh-something? I don’t know. A strategy game of some kind. In The Wonderful World of Art they watched a movie about…I’m not sure. The squirrels don’t seem to be either. And in Paintball Cal won again and the floor was lava but not really lava because Anakin was not in charge.

Nothing from the dorms and the porg is sad like he usually is so it’s time for the town.

Ignis was late to the diner and the staff put fancy specials on the menu because they didn’t think he was coming at all. Liliana came to visit, as usual.

Gladio had a gremlin in the claw machine at the gym and Summer did not want gremlin flavored noodles. That seems wise. Nell was there for a swim. Good idea. A nice warm pool and not the freezing ocean. Nell was also in her shop and in a very good mood. At Pixie Dust Boc was baffled by jelly shoes. Wait, what? You can’t make shoes out of that. Can you?

Charlie didn’t have anything made of jelly at Groovy Tunes and was listening to a song called ‘The Point.’ And at Caritas Kitty had to duct tape a zombie arm. Repeatedly. I’m sorry, Kitty.

And that was all the squirrels gave me from yesterday for today. Be careful of Anakin. You should always be careful of Anakin.

afraid_of_marshmallows

Hey there Fandom, it's ya girl, Arden Finch, hoping everybody's properly over the nonsense that hit us this weekend. I'm totally not still feeling spiteful about being a forest for the whole weekend, honest.

Anyway, we still had School because we're not about to take it off for something as silly as being other people - or other landscapes! That's quitter talk! Teamwork had us crossing scary bridges, standing on seesaws, and trying to get out of boxes, all of which had to be done as a team. Which makes sense, considering the name of the class. Creative Problem Solving was very quiet due to 'hangovers from people who should know better.' Yeah, no wonder you recognized the signs, you furry, drunken miscreants. The Art of Conversation wanted to talk about the weather all class. That sounds terrible. Luma and Professor Sims managed to have a whole conversation about the weather, while Luma and Mr. Blackwood talked about why small talk exists. Professor Sims seemed to think it was because people liked it. Yeah, I'm gonna go with probably not, Professor. And then National Park Adventure Team visited Beringia National Park, where there was a ton of stuff to do, including whale watching! Guess what I did!

The expected no notes for the Dorms, but Town was busy bright and early this morning. At IX Serendipity Place, Professor Fel returned from being a car, and Professor Solo-Fel managed not to mention it to him for a whole five minutes. Hey, did he turn back with clothes on? Because if he did, I need to speak to the island's manager, what the BLEEP! MCA #0 also had a wakeup, complaining about how Officer McGarrett had eaten all the food over the weekend. Hey, at least you both were still people, okay? Professor Fel gets me. I woke up naked at Selkie Cove, but Raiden rescued me by bringing me clothes and making me an amazing breakfast.

*coughing* ANYWAY, MOVING ON TO PEOPLE ACTUALLY DOING NORMAL MONDAY THINGS! The Infinite Consortium had its usual lunchtime visit from Professor Scientia, who challenged Professor Vess to a guessing game. Why are there smirky emojis all over this note? Professor Argentum was at the Photo Hut sniffing himself and I'm not even reading the rest of this note, we're just gonna go to the next one, thanks. 'Turtle and Canary National Earl Day'? What the BLEEP does that mean? Earls like the name? The rank? The--I'm thinking far too hard about this, next note. Something sane, I hope.

Well, it looks like Ms. Nell spent the morning chasing down expensive flowers at Covent Garden Flowers. I hate that my first guess is that her flowers were suddenly ambulatory today. Because that's something that absolutely could happen here. I'm not sure that it didn't. The Magpie Emporium got the paints and flags out for Pride, with Steph coming by to give the store robot a flag to carry. After his breakfast was delivered, Officer McGarrett went in to work at the Trooper Station, even though the squirrels are firmly convinced he should have stayed home. Sorry, Officer McGarrett, but when even the squirrels think you're being dumb about something, that's probably an important sign. After being a total hero, Raiden opened Pizza Planet while arguing with Castor about the provenance of art. Uh-oh. Professor James Stark asked about everybody's weekend at the Clinic--why would you do that? Fortunately, Mr. Northman was doing the exact opposite of that at the Devil's Nest, trying not to hear anything about Tiny's weekend. Hopefully Ms Blake's text was a good distraction, she was letting Mr. Northman know that she was...trapped in LA? Okay then.

Anyway, that's it for today's notes. This is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off and leaving you with another song for Pride, Honey by Halsey.

pocketpretzels

Good Morning all, and hopefully everything is back to rights after what from all reports was one of those strange weekends. And speaking of reports...

In the Dorms, Flash the sloth was inching his way across the lobby to the door.

The rest of the action, such as it was, was in Town, with Miss Skywalker unable to hold tools and yet capable of holding an iced coffee. And speaking of coffee, Mr. Jenson was at the Perk with a dog hoping to 'pick up' women. Finally, later in the evening Mr. Lockhart is enjoying some cheese and wine while soaking in a hot tub, before he is joined by Mr. Jensen, whom the notes want to make very clear was sitting 'five feet apart' from Mr. Lockhart.

That's all from yesterday, this is Detective Watts signing off.

imafuturist

*chittering*

What in the actual *BEEP* is happening here? I've been kidnapped again. By rodents.

*angry chittering*

I don't care! I'm not your prisoner!

*door slamming and locking*

This place is so messed up. You all know that, right?

*chittering*

So, if I just read these, I'm free to go. Right? Fine. Bring them on. Let's do these weird notes. In the dorms--you know spying on kids is just messed up--there was a piece of cheese in a common room. What the *BEEP* does that even mean? There was also a sloth trying to make it's way downstairs. Doesn't look like it was getting there anytime soon.

In town, some lady named Padme woke up with Dean and was confused by it. Yeah, welcome to the club. I woke up with Jensen and was viciously assaulted by a dog. Some guys named Steve and Danny talked about punching Nazis and safehouses. Right. Totally normal. Posiedon--now I know these notes are all messing with me--well, Poseidon was on the beach. He got to meet Johnny Splash who is, get this, a shower. Right. So we're all being drugged. That makes more sense, yeah. Stark tried to say hi to the shower guy. Donald Duck and the shower guy got into a fight. Posiedon liked the hat. The little sailor hat deal. This Stark guy also met Donald Duck before not really explaining anything to Posiedon.

In the... mansion in the woods. Seriously, what is wrong with this place? Princess Lili woke up with a game show host named.... Sassy Chap. That just sounds like a messed up code name or something. She eventually ran off to the very specific Arden Woods to try and find some guy named Jack. Jaina found out that her husband was a Jaguar. The car. I'm... sorry? Or congratulations? I really don't know which. Watts and a Steven had strawberry shortcake in some boarding house and somehow that's so normal it seems ominous. There was some masked guy running around town to... fight crime? I really can't tell from this note.

That Padme lady from before ended up at the bar and the bartender there dressed up like her? Okay, I'm glad I didn't find that place now. Anakin apparently knew her and said it wasn't a kidnapping. Which I really don't think is true. Since I'm freaking STUCK IN HERE.

*chittering*

Well, I am. Jaina ended up telling Anakin and Padme about the car thing and how they knew each other. Kind of. Rey who was a Lego... okay, you can't just put that on a note and not explain what the hell it means. But a Lego ordered a drink from Padme and explained that she knew Anakin who looked different. Stark was rightfully confused by the Lego person, but for the wrong reasons. He found out that Anakin was a childhood friend of Padme and that Padme had a lot of experience with being kidnapped. Ahsoka--sure, why not another weird name--had a drink offered by Anakin and a shocked look from Padme. And Jonny ordered a very manly drink.

There. That's all you shoved at me. Can I leave?

*sullen chittering*

Okay. Good. Bye. Try not to get kidnapped by freaking squirrels.

mustbeawitch

Ow! OOOOOWWW! Help! Help! Somebody help me! I'm being attacked by--by filthy squirrels!

*chittering*

What do you mean, 'We do this every Satur--' The squirrels can talk. I can understand the squirrels. Why, I always knew that I was special! And you want me to 'Just read the notes'? I can do that! I'm not much for reading, you know, but some little piffling notes will be no trouble! La, what a lark.

*silence*

*chittering*

I'm reading the notes! Just like you--oh, you want me to read them aloud, into this black thing...squirrels are so very odd. And you want me to say that these are from the school? All right, then. Here we go. Relax and Chill--that's a class? That's a class--watched a film, whatever that is, and Galactic Tourism went to Coruscant. I don't know what a galactic is or a Coruscant, but I hope a grand time was had on tour. Miss Smith and Mr. Rand discussed their familiarity with the place, and Mr. Rand asked Miss Beniko to accompany him to New York for the week end. That's far too far to go for such a short amount of time. I suspect these squirrels of writing nonsense! But I am bound to obey them lest they snatch out all my hair. Lord, I do suffer so. In First Aid Mr. Thor told the students what to do if someone suffers a broken bone, or a shock. I shall simply call for help very loudly.

Those are all the notes from the school, so I shall move along to the--

*chittering*

'Tell them--' Who's 'them?'

*chittering*

People are listening to this?! I--hello, mysterious audience. The squirrels oblige me to tell you that there are no notes from the dormitory, and I believe that very odd-looking bird is sad about it for some reason. There are, however, notes from the town, and I shall read them now in the hopes that my captors will release me. I don't know where George is and why he has not rescued me yet. It seems that a Miss Skywalker was at a warehouse where woodchucks were trying to get into the food. What is it with rodents in this place? Dean Skywalker and Miss Skywalker discussed his daughter before Miss Skywalker went home for an evening with her friend Miss Smith discussing Miss Smith's recent romantic complications. Oh, I do so love a romantic complication! Tell me more!

*annoyed chittering*

These talking squirrels are no fun. Miss Zarrin was hard at work at Plant Parenthood, it seems, whilst Mr. Argentum attempted 'yo yo tricks' at Turtle & Canary. Dr. Quinn found a statue at Needful Things highly suspicious, and at the Trooper Station Detective Watts received a floral arrangement courtesy of Mr. Grant. How odd. Did someone die? No matter, because we've the last note,which says that Captain Flint opened The Ink Spot, and now I'm finished, can I be free?

*chittering*

Thank heavens. I probably have some dreadful rodent disease now.

*sounds of complaining getting fainter and fainter in the distance until a squirrel shuts off the mic*

heroic_jawline

Good morning, everyone! It's Captain Steve Rogers with the news of a much less...well, I'd say 'emotionally heavy' Thursday, but the squirrels are holding acorns like they aren't afraid to throw them, so I'll keep that to myself. Even though it was funny.

*sounds of acorns being thrown*

Quite a start to the day. Let's get to classes. Ethical Dilemmas was given the day off--thank you, Liliana--Philosophy of Food took a quick trip to a museum exhibit in London, and Breakfast Foods worked on mastering pancakes, waffles, and French toast.

In town, Liz was bravely facing down month-end spreadsheets, Luma was expanding her knowledge of the dresses and makeup for sale at Pixie Dust, and Steven stopped work at the museum for lunch and selfies with Watts.

Finally, it was open mic night at Groovy Tunes, with Stewart performing lightning-themed music, Charlie playing Viking songs--like cheers for the football team?--and Jack,after some prodding, playing piano.

And that's everything! Have a good weekend!

wrongkindofsith

That's everything?

*chittering*

Quiet day.

Up at the School, the only things that was happening was Shenanigans down in the park, where Anakin inflicted socks upon the voluntolds, which needless to say certain people used as an excuse for flirting, because they cannot get a room, Stewart was very attached to his 'adorable shark' socks, baffling Hannibal. Then everyone had to balance tanks of mysterious liquid on their feet, to varying levels of success.

Nothing for the Dorms, while in Town, Adrian dipped his wick making candles at Pick Your Poison, while at Caritas, Tino implied there were others like him by claiming it was his brother's birthday, though neither person taking the stage seemed inclined to celebrate. Stark was...awkward, Stewart brought along dubious brownies, and Atton was remarkably judgemental for someone who deals with his problems by faking his death.

*chittering*

Oh, I know I am, but I've never done that.

stykera

Good morning, it’s Wednesday, I hope you all know to avoid Anakin by now but having said that it’s time to talk about what the squirrels have written for me today starting with the school.

My class on Finding New Hobbies made brownies with whatever sorts of things people might want to add to them.
*chittering*
Well, I hope not during class! Norse Life practiced axe throwing and I hope no one had to visit the clinic after it was over. Or while it was happening. The Wonderful World of Art was going to draw people but the only person who was willing to model was Tino so thankfully they had to draw fruit instead. And then there was Paintball! where Anakin probably cheated while everyone else was trying to shoot each other or buckets or both.

Nothing from the dorms, sorry Porg, so we’ll move on to the town.

Nell was grumpy and tired at her shop. I hope she’s all right. Charlie was more cheerful and listening to viking rock, I don’t know what that means, and Stewart approved of her musical choices. I suppose that’s good? Bucky was at the movie theatre with a lot of M&Ms and Jesse came in to visit him at work.

Finally I have that Gladio was at Atlas Gym with a magic treadmill or haunted treadmill or some sort of treadmill that won’t stop. Summer was there to fl- … to work out. And Nell came in to see Gladio and seemed to be doing much better than she was while she was at her shop. Good.

That seems to be all. Be careful of the park and I’ll be back here again next week, I think.

afraid_of_marshmallows

Hey there Fandom, it's me, ya girl, Arden Finch, welcoming you to June and the beginning of summer proper, even if we are already halfway through our first summer session.

Which makes for a good enough transition to talking about School, I suppose! Teamwork had us doing trust falls out on the lawn and there are way too many laughing squirrels around me right now. Creative Problem Solving where the Dean judged everybody's art and then they threw water balloons at people. Especially Cal. Sorry, babe. The Art of Conversation practiced insincere enthusiasm - wow - and National Park Adventure Team where folks got to look for snow leopards or go on a bird and wildflower tour.

No Dorms and very little from Town, it looks like. The Infinite Consortium had its usual lunchtime guest in the form of Professor Scientia, who convinced Professor Vess to leave for vacation after work...on a Monday. Okay then. Vi was working on her art project for class at the Magpie Emporium. And at the Clinic, they welcomed Pride Month with rainbow cookies and crab paintings.

And that's what I've got for notes, so it's ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off and leaving you with the first of our Pride Month songs, Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan. Bye!

pocketpretzels

Good Morning Fandom, it's Monday, so once again it is Detective Watts bringing you everything that happened on Sunday.

Which consists of a single note from the Town, where Mr. Boc was indulging not just in his usual cinnamon roll but also a fruit tart. Stark came in and they discussed the idea of learning to cook, which Mr. Boc is quite dead set against.

And that is all there is to say about yesterday's goings-on. Until next week, then.

imafuturist

Oh, just the one? Are you serious? I could be sleeping.

*chittering*

Fine. Fine. Ahem. Hello, this is Tony Stark with the news from yesterday even though I think everyone was busy hiding out after the whole luggage thing. Gray was in one of the dorm common rooms, doing a little retail therapy. Which I never disapprove of.

But that's all there is. So hopefully everyone is feeling refreshed now and ready for the week ahead. And I'm going back home to take a nap. Ciao!

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news the squirrels saw fit to import. You know how this works, or are else rapidly learning, so let's get to it, shall we?

We shall begin with the school, where Relax and Chill broke things, which doesn't sound terribly relaxing to me, but perhaps I am missing something. Galactic Tourism visited "Voss-Ka," which sounds a lovely place. There are shrines, and more importantly, shopping. First Aid learned that some people can fly, and relatedly what to do when someone falls from a great height. My plan is to scream for help very loudly. In non-class news, Miss Vess spent some time in her office, where she was visited by Mr. Anthony Stark.

I am not seeing any notes for the dormitory, so we move along to the town, where Mr. Rand was at the Perk, where he and Miss Vess discussed television programming. So far I have only encountered 'curling,' which is...not to my taste, I think. At Plant Parenthood, Miss Eleanor was considering the classes she missed on Thursday--oh, yes, staying in was very wise of you, Eleanor, I wish I had thought of that--and at the Trooper Station Detective Watts was dealing with some sort of labeling drama before he was joined by Mr. Grant for luncheon. Miss Skywalker tried out a machine that rows for you at her warehouse--

*chittering*

The squirrels say the machine is so that you can pretend to row. Why on Earth would anyone ever want to do that? A sentiment Miss Skywalker echoed to Dean Skywalker, who wanted to place the rowing machine in the lava. I am pleased to see we are all in agreement on the utility of the device, then, and that brings me to the end of my notes. Until next week, dear listeners, farewell!

heroic_jawline

*chittering*

...I didn't realize you had such strong opinions about facial hair. Thank you for the input, but it's my face and I'm going to do what I like with it. Good morning, everyone, it's Steve Rogers with the news of yesterday and to tell you that the rain of bags has ceased. Liliana, Sam, I apologize for my absence in class yesterday, but I was blocked into the tower. Judging by the stack of notes, Tony and I weren't the only ones having problems, so let's get to it, shall we?

In classes, Ethics was having a field trip in the Danger Shop to Omelas, a shining city that isn't so shiny; American National Parks went to New River Gorge in West Virginia; Philosophy of Food had to explain their food choices between several options; and Belle and her 'avoiding home' bag were hiding in the library. Raiden was using his class as market research for breakfast food preferences.

In town, Liz was dodging bags at the Photo Hut, Sabine was doing the same at Wellspring Arms, and Pixie Dust was staffed by a wolf. The squirrels are saying that they weren't getting any closer to find out why there was a wolf as they like to be un-eaten. That's fair. Don was dealing with bullying baggage in his rooms at our tower, where Tony and I were trying to figure out whose bags belong to who in our apartment.

McGarrett and Danny couldn't stop tripping over McGarrett's baggage, Steven told Watts he wasn't letting Marc out today--the bags were annoying, but I don't think it rose to the level of locking your friends up, and I'm sure the sheriff also said so--and Vi and Steph worked a shift together while rather aggressively agreeing that everything was fine as bags showed up. Jaina was in the park working off baggage frustration and assured Stark that he wasn't bothering her, even if his baggage said he didn't entirely believe her. Watts took the opportunity to explain coffee, tea, and what a detective is to Henry as a welcome distraction to the baggage at the Perk.

At the Devil's Nest, Thor and Eric spoke in Ancient Norse--you speak Ancient Norse?

*chittering*

Thor and Eric spoke in a language the squirrels are assuming was Ancient Norse, the baggage followed the Supper Club to Baltimore, much to Lydia, Rey, and Liliana's vocal displeasure, and Illyana, Steven, and Watts threw their baggage off the roof of the boarding house and into portals, where I am assuming for my own peace of mind that they weren't landing on innocent people in other dimensions and knocking them out.

Hope today is slightly less stressful. Have a good one.

wrongkindofsith

No.

*thud*

*chittering*

No. Notes. Now.

Up at the School, Arden napped in the Library while Cal tried not to wake her. Which could have been cute or creepy.

Anakin inflicted rubber chicken tag upon Shenanagins, again. The minglers mingled, while amongst the voluntolds, Kitty felt personally attacked, even though she got picked to hit people with pool noodles, Vi explained her case of deja vu to Flint before flirting with Steph, giving me deja vu, Isabela explained how it was a sex thing to Sam, as you do, while Ignis and Flint considered their lost dignity. And then everyone ran around with rubber chickens on their feet trying to avoid getting smacked with pool noodles. As you do.

AS usual, nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Adrian dealt with an aggressive phone caller at Pick Your Poison while Pamela suggested violence as the solution. Over at Caritas, there were all the limes. All of them, Stark was impressed by tiny pies, while Atton judged the limes, which I guess clears up the zombie clone question.

stykera

Good morning it’s Wednesday again and this week I will be staying far away from the park. I hope. But first I have to read the notes from the squirrels about yesterday. Not too many notes so perhaps I will be able to get back home before it becomes dangerous to be outside.

We’ll start at the school because that’s the order these things are always done in. Finding New Hobbies had me providing plants and dirt and pots so people could do some gardening. There was rowing in a longship with Thor for Norse Life. Students in The Wonderful World of Art made art that was abstract and then had to explain it. And finally there was Paintball, with buckets, and Anakin probably cheated.

I have nothing from the dorms but I do have one note from the town. Kitty was at Caritas a little late and Tino was giving her odd looks which seems unwise since she is the one who pays him.

And that’s all for today from yesterday.

afraid_of_marshmallows

Hey there, Fandom, it's me, ya girl Arden Finch, hoping y'all had a great Memorial Day full of picnics and grilling and neither of those things are barbeque, as a reminder. If it doesn't involve cooking on low heat for many hours, it's not barbeque. I don't make the rules, but I will die on that hill.

Anyway, things were pretty quiet on yesterday because of the holiday. School was still in session, and Teamwork had us fighting in spaceships, which, oddly enough, is a sentence I have not said before on this island. It's weird, it feels like something that should have come up before, but apparently never before, at least for me! Huh. Creative Problem Solving went from showing pictures of eggs - also a sentence I've never said before, but it would have been weirder if I had - to taking pineapple off of pizza, and y'all just don't know what's good, that's the problem here. And Art of Conversation ~~which I definitely saw yesterday and didn't just spot, honest!~~ talked about the art of explaining politely.

No Dorms, which I'm pretending is because of the holiday, but we did have stuff in Town! At the Stark Towerlet, Captain Rogers got ready for his day at Arlington, and then was very happy to be home again with Professor The-Rich-One Stark. Eeesh. I'd say I can imagine, but I'm pretty sure I can't and I'm even more sure I'm glad I can't. The Infinite Consortium got a shipment of poetry books, which somehow made Professor Scientia late for lunch and I'm not asking, and yesterday's Turtle and Canary holiday was World Redhead Day; hope you redheads got your discount shopping on! Professor Argentum was doing some photo editing at The Photo Hut and the Magpie Emporium maybe should have called him so he could help with the egg photo shoot that Vi was doing for class. The repetition didn't make the concept any less weird. Officer McGarrett was also setting up an egg photoshoot at the Trooper Station. Speaking of continuing weird, the Clinic was normal, but normal for it, which involves a possibly malevolent crab, so...yeah. Raiden was in a great moon at Pizza Planet, and, honestly, I think the idea of Raiden not in a great mood is something to be avoided at all costs. Lastly, both Tiny and Mr. Northman were shirtless at The Devil's Nest, and Professor Solo-Fel assured Mr. Northman that the invading mini-zillas were very boring to fight.

...

I don't know if she's just comforting Mr. Northman because he missed it, or this island is full of very weirdly jaded people. Either way, that's my last note, so this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off and wishing y'all a great rest of your week. Enjoy the week and this throwback hit, My Oh My by Camila Cabello, ft. Da Baby

pocketpretzels

Hello, Detective Watts here, once again with a single solitary note from Town which this week consists of the fact that Mr. Boc was enjoying his usual cinnamon roll as well as a 'summer themed' pastry, whatever that might be, at JGoB.

Until next week, this is Watts, signing off.

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you yesterday's tidings, now with many fewer giant lizards than last week! I am sure we are all quite relieved.

We begin with the school, where Relax and Chill learned about meditation, and surely no naps were had. Galactic Tourism visited Ilum, where it was cold but apparently quite beautiful, and First Aid learned what to do if you cut a body part off with one of those sabres made of light...or anything else, for that matter. Please no one do that any time soon. And...the rest of my notes seem to be missing. I've nothing for the dormitory, nor for the town. I do hope some of you did something yesterday, and it is merely the notes that are misplaced. Perhaps they are with Leroy, wherever he may be. Well. Now that you know that classes happened, I am off to get a cup of tea. Farewell, dear listeners!

heroic_jawline

Good morning, everyone, it's Captain Steve Rogers with yesterday's news.

Let's start with classes! Belle was in the library supervising gremlins making a collage. It's important to embrace your creative side. Ethical Dilemmas had our first hypothetical question, and if you weren't in the class, well, you should've taken it to know what the question was. We visited St. Louis and saw the Arch in our National Parks class. Philosophy of Food discussed what foods were better served at a dinner party versus a picnic, and The Art of Breakfast learned all about eggs: I prefer mine sunny side-up, which Tony thinks is entirely too perky an order for the morning.

In town, Stewart was playing music at Groovy Tunes, a good place for it, Luma was inspecting Pixie Dust's nail polish inventory, and Prompto delivered Jello and sympathy for Liz's never-ending reports at the Photo Hut. Steph was prepping for a new game release at Magpie Emporium, the Supper Club went out for sushi, Thor was serving mint juleps at the Devil's Nest...does he know that the Kentucky Der--

*chittering*

Oh, good, he knows.

And that's everything for yesterday! Have a great today!

wrongkindofsith

No, he's very worrying, but I'm not worried about Leroy.

He knows what he did.

Up at the School, things were again quiet in the Library, while Shenanigans involved a lot of smile. Because Anakin did in fact take teh advice of tiny children in designing this. Minglers mingled. While Voluntolds prepared themselves, including the two Steves, seeking out their respective teammates Luma and Summer. Not that you can really prepare yourselves for this amount of slime. There was trivia under ominous buckets, rearranging things with your face, and waffles.

The Dorms were still quiet, while in Town, Prompto's hopes of a quiet morning at Furnado were dashed by attempted bird escapes, while at Pick Your Poison Adrian was doing some kind of star maths. Caritas had a pool party theme, though thankfully no actual pools, full of Jello or otherwise were in evidence. Atton's zombieclone auditioned for the band, while Stark was highly dubious about the cheeseburger shot. As he should be.

stykera

Good morning and welcome to another Wednesday where I tell you about Tuesday based on notes from…squirrels who still aren’t Leroy.

We have notes from the school. I took my Finding New Hobbies class to the library to find books and then Steven came to find me there to talk. Thor and his Norse Life class went to fight a giant snake. That’s more exciting than the library but also we didn’t need weapons in there. We did need weapons for Paintball! but not for fighting snakes. Just for shooting each other which we all did and Cal won. Anakin shot me because he is terrible. The Wonderful World of Art watched a movie and yes it was the movie you expect. Unless you don’t know about the movie and then you might not expect it.

The porg is very excited to inform me and all of you that he has a note from the dorms. Henry who is new I think was in his room. Luma who is also new came looking for him and they discussed being out of their own times and Henry thinks he may be dead. He also discussed being dead or being in Hell or both with Gray who had fallen asleep outside his door.

Now we have notes from the town. Gladio had new treadmills that play games at the gym and Summer was there even after Monday night and the…pickles. There were a lot of pickles.
There was also pickle vodka at Caritas and I am curious about what Kitty and Tino came up with but I also don’t really want to know.

Ignis had a lot of chickpeas at the diner and Liliana came for her usual visit and to ask Ignis if he would object if she were poisonous. I…all right.

At Pixie Dust Boc had some newly torn clothing to mend and…I may have something to bring him I should check. Right. Nell had raccoons at Plant Parenthood offering her dogs…all right. I don’t understand why and I hope the dogs are all right.
At Groovy Tunes the squirrels have written ‘maybe Charlie was there or maybe not we aren’t telling.’ Fine.

There were definitely people at Pick Your Poison. Pam was working in the dirt, Watts stopped in to offer bread and take a leaf which the squirrels think was a very bad idea. The leaf not the bread. Harley was surprised to see Pam and they still aren’t the original Harley or Pam that the other knows but they do know each other now and Pam explained where she’d been when she left. And then Adrian asked if he could change the day he works in the shop to Wednesdays instead of Thursdays. Maybe he’s avoiding Anakin. Good luck, Adrian.

Good luck to all of you. That’s all for today from yesterday.

afraid_of_marshmallows

Hey there island, it's me, ya girl, Arden Finch with yesterday's gossip from today's drunken squirrels. Except for Leroy. Has anybody seen Leroy? In...weeks?

I will be so mad if I actually end up giving a BLEEP about that squirrels whereabouts, hand to the goddess.

But before I start looking for him, let's get to the news. Starting in School because I'm scared of what will happen if I go out of order, Teamwork had us trying to order lunch for everybody. Illyana started by asking if anybody had any dietary restrictions, so of course I had to speak up, and then Luma picked a menu, but the Dean wanted something else, and Luma was fine with that. Dean Skywalker continued causing problems on purpose in Creative Problem Solving, where first he judged people's bribes, and then the class had to build a potato bridge, with no word whether the bridge was for or made out of potatoes. With that class, I'm not ruling either interpretation out. Art of Conversation covered starting a conversation with questions, which the class was really good at, apparently, with Luma asking Professor Sims if he liked teaching and Mr. Blackwood asking why Professor Sims kept letting the moose decide what classes he was going to teach. The answer is because it's a moose. Megafauna don't BLEEP around. No word on whether Mr. Blackwood's familiar participated in class, apologies to everyone on CatWatch. And lastly, National Park Adventure Team went to Los Glaciares National Park to check out the glaciers and have an absolutely amazing meal.

There is a shocking zero notes for the Dorms today, so on to Town we go! The Infinite Consortium was itchy today, with Professor Vess upset about mosquito bites, though Professor Scientia asking her not to defoliate the island and Dr. Quinn asking who BLEEPed in her Lucky Charms. Amazing. Professor Argentum was editing photos at the Photo Hut, and Vi was going through the dice bin at the Magpie Emporium for a bribe for class. Fortunately, Steph was there with donuts and a suggestion for terrible dice. Professor Smith was arguing with Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon Turtle & Canary about the day's holiday, and then Mr. De Rolo came to replace his phone, because the last one got...melted? Okay then. The crab was kinda sus at the Clinic, which means it's a day that ends in -y, and Ms. Nell was getting hassled by raccoons at Covent Flowers. I guess they're worried about her Vitamin D levels or something. Everything had pickles at Pizza Planet, and Professor James Stark actually bought both the pickle pizza and the pickle tiramisu. No word if he survived, but the Trooper Station was looking up egg photography - what? - and not a missing persons report, I'm guessing he did? Or no one has discovered him yet, but let's hope for the former.

Speaking of missing persons, I'm not quite willing to go look for Leroy yet, but has anybody seen him? Let me know if you do, okay? Until then, it's ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off. Have a great rest of your day, island, and enjoy Youngblood by 5 Seconds of Summer. Bye!

pocketpretzels

Good morning Fandom, this is Detective Watts, bringing you all the news of import from yesterday.

Which consists of a single note, from the Town, where Miss Skywalker was dealing with phone calls that are for some reason making the squirrels snicker.

Until next time, everyone.

imafuturist

We're back again! With no semi-giant lizards here to attack us. It's, again, something you just get used to happening in this town.

Sorry, new folks. You could see if the squirrels will share old broadcasts if you're really interested in some of the things that have happened in the past. If they're sober enough for it... Maybe just ask the intern.

Let's see how everyone recovered yesterday. First up, we had Raiden finding out that the Waffle House had returned once more. Steve--my Steve, not the other one--found out that Raiden fed the lizards pizza. Which... doesn't seem healthy for them. Stark talked to Steve about his getting dragged into helping with radio as well. Stark also got hints for Raiden's class on what would be covered in conjunction with Waffle House food. Jane was at Caritas, upsetting Tino about his dating habits. I don't think I honestly want more details on that one.

And there we have it! The last of the news. Everyone stay safe out there.

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone. I trust you are all well after yesterday's...excitement. That seems a good word. I am as always Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news, giant lizard-related and otherwise, the squirrels saw fit to bring me.

( Godzilla-fighting radio under here! )

heroic_jawline

Good morning, everyone, it's Captain Steve Rogers here with the news of yesterday--

*chittering*

--and breaking news of today, too, it seems. We are being invaded by giant lizards?!

*chittering*

Okay, giant to you. How tall for the rest of us?

*wishy-washy chittering*

Tall as a building?

*more chittering*

As tall as a very short building. Right. Well, I'll be doing some reconnaissance after this is over, so let's get through the news quickly today, okay?

We had our fourth day of classes. About half of you were in there with me, so you know we began the day with Liliana's Ethical Dilemmas, where even the introductions got a little uncomfortable, and then it was off to Yellowstone with Sam Eagle's National Parks class, then Dr. Lecter's Philosophy of Food, where he checked in about allergies but did not have a waffle bar like Raiden's Art of Breakfast Did you eat from the waffle bar?

*awkward pause*

Right. That's not very professional. Belle was being haunted by ghost stories in the Library. Literally?

*chittering*

Literally. The Dorms were quiet, but the porg has been comforted with pilfered waffles, so we can move on. In Town, Adrian was dealing with an aggressive sales call at Pick Your Poison, Liz was being slow and careful around the Photo Hut, and I hope her energy was boosted by the lunch Prompto brought her, and Boc was folding clothing after coming in late from his food class. Don't worry about that, Boc, lots of people have adjusted their hours to take classes in the summertime. Speaking of possibly missing work, Steven and Watts had lunch at the museum and discussed their next vacation. Tony and I enjoyed our recent trip to Greece, if you were looking for ideas. And in other exotic locales, the Supper Club traveled to Baltimore--admittedly, not that exotic--to try fancy Syrian food, which sounds amazing. Lydia, Liliana & Ignis, Rey, Flint, and Adrian got over the prices of the menu and spent an enjoyable evening not wondering too long about how Flint didn't know what stop lights or crosswalks were for. Henry, if you're also confused by these words, let me explain them to you. Please. Friends don't let friends get squished by cars. And finally, Thor was, quote, "definitely not sulking" at the Devil's Nest, and if this is paintball related, know, from the very bottom of my heart, my friend, that I don't regret shooting you at all.

And now I'm off to check about those lizards! Stay safe if that's applicable!

wrongkindofsith

One day I'm going to learn my lesson and squirrel proof these windows, but apparently that day was not yesterday.

The only thing happening up at the School was Arden looking up painball tips in the Library, I believe that 'don't get hit' is the main one, and that was because as you all should know and act accordingly by now, Wednesadays are when Anakin inflicts his bad life choices on everyone, also known as Shenanigans, there was the usual mingling, with Jag's small children giving Anakin ideas, so thank you Jag, then the voluntolds were presented with tehir wearable eyesores, with Flint and Quinn being deeeply confused and debatably enlighted by Jon and Anakin respectively, while Steph and Vi flirted over their terrible shirts, like idiots. The ridiculousness of the days was a relay race which took teams all over the island, and while the team wearing monkeys finished first, let's be real, there were no winners.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Prompto enjoyed a rare moment of calm at Furnado, and Quinn suffered the after effects of shenanigans at the Infinite Consortium, though Liliana was happy to dispose of her shirt. It was date night at the Boarding House, and at Caritas, Summer was judging Tino's tinder profile, though why was was looking at it to begin with...Stark came by after avoiding the park, as did the zombie Atton clone I see we've come to a compromise there, while Percy had questions about what was in hot dogs. Probably best not to ask.

stykera

Good morning, it’s Wednesday, I’m Stark, I hope everyone is aware that Anakin’s nonsense takes place on Wednesdays. Be alert.

Summer workshops have started so I have notes from the school this week. My class on Finding New Hobbies met this morning and introduced ourselves and our hobbies. One of Anakin’s is tormenting island residents in the park on Wednesdays. Thor began his class on Norse Life with food and finding out what the students already know about the subject. In Paintball! we all shot each other. Anakin probably cheated. Arden won.The Wonderful World of Art did artistic introductions rather than simply talking to each other.

I have nothing from the dorms, the porg is sad, but at least Leroy is still not here. I probably ought to be worried about that...not about him. About what he might be doing.

And now, the town. Pam was at Pick Your Poison working in the garden which the squirrels have made sound very beautiful. Remy had old books for sale at Needful Things but no baby alligators were there this week. And last night at Caritas Kitty was…oh no. I’m sorry, Kitty. Kitty was dealing with Tino showing her his matches on Tinder. Kitty, I’ll buy you a drink the next time I see you. If you like.

That’s all for today from yesterday. Remember to be careful of the park.

afraid_of_marshmallows

Hey there Fandom! It's me, ya girl, Arden Finch, bringing you all the best of yesterday's news. A hearty welcome to any of the newbies listening, and a bit of advice: it never actually gets less weird around here, but you start getting used to it.

( Limerick Radio )

That's it for the news today! So have a great week, Fandom, because ya girl, Arden Finch, is signing off, though leaving you with Tear It Down by Sam Tinnesz. Bye island!

pocketpretzels

What are you- oh. Oh. Every Monday? And it must be in the morning? Are you certain? *The sound of a deep, resigned sigh.* Well, all right then.

Good morning, everyone. Detective Watts here, with the happenings of yesterday. And apparently I'm to be a regular fixture from now on instead of only an occasional one.

First off, at the Dorms - yes, thank you - for anyone who was wondering, the, ah, porg is indeed looking quite pleased with itself. Over in the dormitories we've Miss Bennet who made up a pot of tea and had some pastries delivered, with the intent of sharing with anyone who might be about. Such as Miss Zarrin the younger, who came in to discuss, amongst other things, witchcraft and, ah. Sisters. Including Miss Zarrin the elder, who also stopped by to partake of the tea and pastries.

My only other note is that over in Town Commander McGarrett received a text message before having dinner with Detective Williams.

And that is everything the squirrels deigned to share with me, and by extension the rest of you, regarding yesterday's goings on. Until next week, goodbye.

imafuturist

I am tanned, relaxed, and not even annoyed about being ambushed by the squirrels for this. Hello, new folks. I'm Tony Stark and this is the gossip that masquerades as news around town provided by drunk rodents. You get used to it after a while.

All the news from yesterday was at the welcome picnic. With new folks like Henry who just woke up here and had Arden explain where and when he was. Oh yeah, that also happens sometimes. Lydia did the same with him, letting him know about things like plumbing. Well. That'll solve a lot of issues at least. Also new is Luma who Arden greeted and found out she's Eleanor's sister here as a surprise and the squirrels are looking extremely dubious about how nice of a surprise it's meant to be. And I'll actually have to agree with them. Lydia, however, seemed to have a much more friendly interaction with Luma, comparing families and when they're from. Eleanor was suitably surprised by Luma's appearance at the school... and this is just a poorly drawn picture of a squirrel eating popcorn. You know what, sometimes you just take what you're given here.

Jag, who sounds new, and Jaina, who sounds less new, discovered they're teaching a class on teamwork together. Eleanor and Arden discovered that one of the squirrels was trying to put... raisins in the potato salad. I will assume they were drunk. They then compared the classes they're both taking this semester. Jack, also sounds new, talked with Lilianna about music and adventures off island. Prompto found out that Lilliana was teaching a class this year. Oh yeah, I think JARVIS signed me up for that. Stark and Rey also talked about classes and also the new faces.

Summer and Rey talked about how there used to be a lot more new faces during their day and wow does that make me feel old. Lana learned from Summer what a ferret was and then about how her family involves giant fighting robots. That sounds... kind of like they're the Fantastic Four or something, honestly. Stark was apparently involved with the giant, fighting robots. Which is a normal thing I have said here, folks. Gladio mentioned to Lilliana how he wished he'd been able to help out with her time back home. Lyida and Arden decided to make a cat cafe on the island with a tiktok famous cat. Which seems about as much as a business plan as any store here needs, honestly. Rey complimented Lydia's parasol before it turned into a discussion of fashion. Ignis and Liliana discussed cooking for her class and... well, I'd say there's more but the squirrels just doodled hearts on it instead. So let's just assume it was romantic.

Stewart and Arden talked about classes and the struggles of being social. Gray was caught up on the gossip by Arden and complained about people changing the names of things. And then, last of all, Lilianna and Stark caught up with what was happening with him and his being single now.

And that's all they wrote for me. Everyone is hopefully settling in and ready for the next school session.

*chittering*

Oh. Oh! Right. And happy mother's day to everyone.

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone, and a warm welcome to our newcomers, if they have learned about the radio yet. It took me a while, myself. I am Miss Lydia Bennet, and this is Fandom Radio, the program where we report all the gossip the squirrels see fit to scribble down. You will get used to it, I wish to assure you.

Let's see...I've no notes for the school, of course, as the break continued, nor have I any for the dorms, the porg is sad, nothing new there...I do assure you we do things in the dormitory, of course, but speaking for myself, I do value my privacy. We do, however, have some notes for the town, so let's see what people were up to yesterday, hmm?

At the Trooper Station, Detective Watts was dealing with a rash of thefts--watch out for those wily lawn gnomes, apparently--and was joined by Mr. Grant for luncheon. Over on Serendipity Place, some of our new arrivals, the Solo-Fels, settled in, with Dean Skywalker arriving to greet them and Mrs. Solo-Fel telling him about the...assassination attempts...that preceded their arrival. Well! Some people do lead such interesting lives, don't they? Goodness. At Plant Parenthood, Miss Zarrin was making plans for the summer, whilst at Turtle & Canary there was a celebration of buttons underway, and Mr. Argentum objected to being made to do math. A quite reasonable objection, if you ask me. And finally, Mr. Barnes was at The Perk, mulling over some news from home.

Those are all of my notes, and now I am off to the welcome picnic. You will get used to the squirrels spying upon you in due time, dear listeners, or you may do what I do and place wards upon your room. The choice is yours! Until next week, farewell!

somethingwithturquoise

Hiiiii, everyone! Good morning! It's me, Summer, on the radio once again because your Friday host has once again left to be some, like, knight or whatever in a medieval fantasy land, and if you see white smoke emerging from the roof of the radio station, it either means that a) the squirrels have selected a new Friday Host, because it sure as hell ain't me, god, I hope it ain't me, or b) the fire fighters on the island will finally have something to do! Because there's a lot of booze in here and someone's letting the squirrels play with fire literally. So I'm going to try to get through these quickly because I do not feel safe and I've got to go show a guy my massive red robot ferret.

Is that a euphemism? Maybe! I'm not telling you. I'm just going to read these notes.

Obviously, there's no School notes except for Belle at the library, dealing with books trying to fortify themselves, and there are no notes for the Dorms because no one even lives in the dorms anymore.

*chittering*

Okay, like, five people.

Over in the Town, Pick Your Poison was unindated with mysterious bags of chips everywhere, much to Adrian's....something, I don't know, the squirrel says they were too distracted by his icon to pay much attention to anything else, whatever the [BEEP] that means, and Boc was....oh no, please dont' tell me Pixie Dust is where Tino's been getting all that denim. Boc. Sweetie. We need to talk. And over at Groovy Tunes, Stewart...

Actually, I don't care. Moving on. Prompto was cute and complimentary to Liz when he brought her lunch at the Photo Hut, awww, and Vi and Steph were pretty cute at the Magpie Emporium--no, I will not say it like that--when Vi brought Steph lunch, and Detective Watts didn't bring Steven lunch at the Musuem, but he did send flowers, which is also cute.

And, yes, Jack, you were cute, too, at the Park. Lana found him so they could chat and catch up.

The Supper Club met at El Burrito Loco this week, and thank you for saving that for after Graham left so we don't have to listen to a whole bunch of taco and nacho puns, they are way too easy, and you know he'd have milked it for all it's worth. Liliana and Ignis were very Liliana and Ignis about what pleases Liliana's tongue, and then Ignis was very Just Ignis at Rey about how she shouldn't just have horchata and flan, and now I'm pretty sure I've.... *snap* COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH for a horchata flan jello shot! Thanks, Igs!

Ignis and Lydia caught up, and Liliana and Rey talked about chips and salsa, Cinco de Mayo, and how you need to take more breaks, Rey, I one hundred percent agree with you, Liliana, ohmygod. Lydia and Rey discussed eating practices back in the ancient times that Lydia is from, and Lydia and Liliana complained about fast fashion, preach. Adrian and Rey discussed what a Basic [BEEP} (affectionate) the burrito is before she learned about his aforementioned snack attack, and then he asked Lydia about the upcoming flower moon.

Then they ate. I assume. I'd say Basic [BEEP] Burritos, probably, but Liliana and Ignis are there, so I doubt that's all it was.

And, finally, Thor got a lot of tequila over at the Devil's Nest, so it was pretty much all margs, all the time

That's the last note, thankfully nothing is burning yet, which means that I think I've managed to skirt not being appointed the new Friday host, and I'm getting out of here before they change their mind or Leroy tries to test the limits of his restraining order. Byyyye-eeee~!

*CLICK!*

wrongkindofsith

Oh, it's you again not Leroy.

*chittering*

The fact I know Leroy's name is enough of a hardship. Let's see what's been happening.

Unsurprisingly, it's been another quiet week up at the School, with the only sign of life being Arden in the Library, which is still more activity than in the Dorms.

Over in Town, there was drama at Furnado about noodles in fishtanks, but Liliana heroically saved the day. I doubt anyone really wants to know how that happened. Summer was smug enough at Caritas to put Tino in a mood, and I can't say I disapprove on principle. Her patrons for the evening included...an entire argument about whether Atton was a zombie or a clone, because apparently we needed enough squirrels there to have that fight, Stark, who wondered about robots with hair dye, and Percy and his burgeoning pop rock addiction.

stykera

No, I still haven’t seen Leroy but I assure you I didn’t do anything to him! Stop looking at me like that…

Very few notes today. Which is fine. It was a quiet day yesterday. Which is fine. It’s all…fine.

Nothing from the school because it’s still break and nothing from the dorms but we have a few from the town.

Remy had alligators at Needful Things with him. Some for sale and one for…befriending? All right. Most of them were dead except the one that wasn’t.

Gladio discovered a pool hole at the gym which was a hole above the pool that gremlins were diving through and not a hole with a pool in it or a hole to play pool in or a pool with a hole in it. Summer was there to run. I was there to work out and I asked Gladio about his camping trip which was fine and Summer explained the pool hole to me.

At the diner Ignis had specials that may have been comfort food and did not include any actual chocobo. All right. Liliana came for lunch, as usual, and had to promise to make up for a terrible slight repeatedly. I didn’t know squirrels could write so sarcastically. No need for details there, I think.

That’s all I have from yesterday for today. Perhaps I’ll be here again next week if I don’t run off to space…to avoid Anakin’s nonsense.

sith_happened

We need seven men/women/talking cats/intern porgs with a translator to join us for the summer to deliver us the linkdrops from the previous day! Bonus points are given for style, substance, and starting weird fake wars with imaginary wildlife.

Please sign up below either as a regular broadcaster or a backup (and let me know if you can continue with the trend of self-squirreling)! If you are a returning radio person, let me know if your current day works or if you'd prefer a new one. The new schedule will begin this coming Sunday, May 11th!

afraid_of_marshmallows

What up, Fandom? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, back today with all the tea that can be spilled about yesterday's goings on.

No School or Dorms, but Town had a couple of interesting happenings, it turns out. It was "Hug A Shed And Take A Selfie Day" at Turtle and Canary and I refuse to believe that that's a real thing. Who goes around hugging sheds? And who takes selfies while doing it? At the Photo Hut, Professor Argentum was reading emails and sending voice texts to Professor Scientia about vampires. ...Why wouldn't you be asking Mr. Northman your questions? He's sorta the resident expert. Vi was looking at the summer classes at the Magpie Emporium, while Professor Vess played her lyre at the Infinite Consortium. At Stark Industries, Kamala - hi, Kams! - was given a Captain Marvel helmet by the Starbucks gremlins - that's a sentence - and Professor James Stark got soaked on his way to the Clinic and ended up wearing a crab hoodie. Which could mean a hoodie with crabs on it, a hoodie that looks like crabs, a hoodie somehow made of crabs, or possibly one of the crab's hoodies, and don't know - or want to know - the answer. And at the Trooper Station, Officer McGarrett was planning to make the troopers run with him to get ready for...some kind of celebration for Professor Tony Stark? Or something?

On the Cape Rouge Mr. Morningstar got a phone call that sounds like a weird cult indoctrination thing, asking him if he'd 'embraced his godhood.' Sure, okay. Mr. Crocker and Ms. Blake were also concerned about the call, which seems reasonable, honestly. Ms. Nell made dinner and then talked with Professor Amicitia about how he was feeling about a conversation that he'd had with Professor Scientia. And, lastly, Devil's Nest was celebrating Cinco de Mayo, with Tiny wearing a sombrero.

That's all for today, listeners of mine! So this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off and leaving you with a little bit of Eyes Closed by Imagine Dragons. Bye!

the_best_sister

Good morning, Islanders. It's a Monday so the good part is up for debate. I am Yelena Belova and this is your news that alcoholic rodents wrote in almost illegible handwriting. Either they are too drunk to write or they have crappy penmanship. I don't judge.

Okay, I do but it's squirrels, who cares?

We'll start off like we always do with the broadcast: Town. Because there is no school and the students only do dull things in dorms that squirrels don't care about.

Over at Stark Industries, Rey was wearing a helmet. Notes say it was also a cool helmet. Good for you Rey! I'll assume it was a fashion choice and not to hide your hair because you didn't wash it.

Over at the warehouse district, the Mayor revealed that some new homes had been built and that they are apparently adorable. That's the squirrels judgement and not mine.

Then over at Lilliana's mansion, Ignis returned from a weekend camping trip and then he and Lilliana...

*clears throat*

Oh, my.

(Long. Long. Pause)

*Chittering*

Shh. I'm reading. All of you go back to work, none of this is appropriate for the radio.

imafuturist

What? No. Are you sure it's Sunday?

*chittering*

God, I've really lost track of time this week. Okay, let's just get started then.

Oh, graduation was yesterday! I really need to get out of the lab on break weeks. There was plenty of room for people to watch as the graduates made their way and the usual speeches before everyone received their diplomas and... a rain of toads. Well, then. I'm glad I missed out on that. Hopefully everyone was safe from the toads.

Looks like Lilianna had a book at her house for Jon who translated it for her after hearing about her and Ignis' time away for matters back home.

But that's all I've got here. Have a lovely week, folks!

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone, and happy graduation to all who will be doing so! I am Miss Lydia Bennet, and I bring to you all the freshest news courtesy of our intrepid and nosy squirrel friends.

As it is the term break, we'll have no notes from the--ah, no, we do have a note from the school, where Miss Skywalker and Dean Skywalker once more explored the temple they visited previously via the Danger Shop, particularly a...hangar? I know not what point of worship that might be; the word is new to me.

I am correct in my supposition there will be no notes for the dormitory, so we shall move along to the town, where Miss Zarrin consulted the cards at Plant Parenthood and Miss Khan brought her biscuits. That's 'cookies' to you Americans. Sir Graham was doing some last shopping at the Magpie Emporium, and Miss Belle came by to see how his final shift was going, and for a lively discussion of potato-themed games. I had no idea there were more than one. At Turtle & Canary, Mr. Argentum suffered through some playing of the tuba (I have always been partial to the French horn, myself *giggles*), whilst Dr. Quinn got rather creative at Needful Things. Mr. Anthony Stark was hard at work in his laboratory at Stark Tower, where Mr. Rogers brought him pizza and informed him that it was Friday, which apparently came as news. There was a sale on "beach reads" at The Ink Spot--yes, dear listeners, you did hear correctly, Captain Flint is selling books. Miss Vess stopped by to inspect the titles on offer, as should we all to support Captain Flint in this new chapter--la, a pun!--of his journey into commerce.

And with that, I am out of notes, so I'm off to pop by the bookshop and perhaps procure a cup of tea. Farewell until next week, dear listeners!

pun_king

Goooooooood morning, Fandom! And welcome to another thrilling edition of....*trumpeting fanfare* the Radio! And, far less thrilling, my last one for a while. That's right! Your intrepid Friday host, me, Sir Graham of Daventry, will be graduating tomorrow, and heading back to Daventry to fulfil all my knightly duties, but I'm very glad to at least get one more awesome bout of notes in before then, so let's get right to them, shall we?

Starting, as always, with the School, but since there are no classes this week, all we've got there is the note for the Library, arguably the most important note of all the school, since it involves my very dear friend Belle! It also involved a lot of books holding signs, prompting Belle to do a bit of research on why that might be.

We have no notes for the Dorms other than the note telling me there are no notes for the Dorms, but over in the Town, Boc was dealing with a lot of denim over at Pixie Dust, which sounds a bit like a jean come true! Prompto brought lunch for Liz at the Photo Hut, who was also impressed about all the stuff Noctra was learning about nutrition, and Detective Watts brought lunch for Steven at the Museum, who was also worried about the Detective's gloomier sort of mood.

(They had salads and sandwiches, respectively, for all of you who were curious like I am!)

Stewart had his monthly Open Mic Night at Groovy Tunes, and I am sooooo sorry I missed his and Charlie's usual performances! I'll try to catch another one soon, you guys, I promise! But I really didn't want to miss on last Supper Club, and....speaking of the Supper Club....

The Supper Club headed on over to the mainland for a restaurant specializing in food from Laos called the Charming Elephant, which I am sad to report is not, in fact, run by elephants, charming or otherwise! But that's okay, the food was still very good, I can assure you, because I was there! I told Miss Bennet a little about what it means to be a Knight of Daventry, and Rey and I discussed what we were getting and how it was basically going to be Pad Kapow! because how can you say no to something called Pad Kapow!? Ignis explained to Miss Bennet a little bit more about what he and Liliana had to deal with and how he's going to be busy with taking care of things involving that and he chatted with Rey about what he knew about Laos, which apparently is mostly just about coffee. I'm not surprised he brew about that, but I might need to let it percolate a little and java conversation with him about it, too!

Oh, don't give me that look. You guys are going to miss these puns when I'm gone!

Moving along, Rey and Miss Bennet talked about geography and food and how useful what Miss Bennet's learning now might be useful in her own time, and then Miss Bennet asked Captain Flint about beach reads, which he is not a fan of, Rey checked to make sure he made it to the restaurant okay, and he and Ignis greeted each other, and then, I'm sure this will be a big surprise to everyone, we ate! And it was delicious! Kapow!

And, lastly, we come around to Thor seeming to be working through some stuff with himself over at the Devil's Nest where there were May-themed cocktails on special, which Stark took advantage of. Gladio came bearing some of the mead he'd made for Thor, which is about as sweet a gesture as you could wine, and then he bought some drinks for Stark as they talked about how things were going....or rather not going, really...between him and--

*cautious pause*

Oh, he's not here right now? Okay, whew. Good. Anyway, between him and Summer.

And that is the last note, which means it's my last note for a while, and that's a little sad, isn't it? But the good thing is that there will be many more notes for others in the future, including some no doubt being made right now, so you all just keep on listening, keep on giving us great things to read about, and keep on having a very wonderful day! It's been a lot of fun, you guys! Stay classy! Come visit me in Daventry some time, too! Bye!!

**CLICK!!**

wrongkindofsith

...you're not Leroy.

*chittering*

No, I don't want to know, and I'm certain we're all better off that way.

Let's see, it's a break week, so the only thing happening at the School was Arden being 'creepily cheerful' in the Library and getting waffles from Gray.

The Dorms were still quiet, while in Town, Furnado was very much not. Weird snacks took over the Movie Theatre, while it was Date Night at the boarding house. The Devil's Nest was full of mystery booze, while Caritas was full of denim. The answer to that mystery was, as always, Tino. Rey had many questions, Stark was fine, and Raiden was focused on breakfast.

And look what a pleasant experience this was without Leroy.

stykera

No, I haven’t seen Leroy. He’s not duct taped somewhere else now, is he?

*chittering*

No, I wouldn’t mind if he were but I didn’t do anything to him.

Not too many notes today, so let’s just get this over with. Nothing from the school because classes are over and nothing from the dorms because the universe wants the porg to be sad.

A few things from the town. Pam was at Pick Your Poison and working in the back. Ignis was at the diner with very red dishes and was, of course, visited by Liliana...

*chittering*

Hmmm? Yes. Right. And Gladio was at the gym with new Cup Noodle™ flavors in the claw machine. He shared one with me and offered to buy me a drink tomorrow. And…and Summer was there-

*chittering*

Do I really need to mention the clothes? No. I don’t think I do. And that’s all I have from yesterday for today. Nothing else happened. And…I think I’m going back to bed.

afraid_of_marshmallows

What up, Fandom, it's ya girl, Arden Finch, catching you up with all the Monday gossip your Tuesday ears can handle. Or, at least, all the Monday gossip the squirrels saw fit to write down. It is important to note that Leroy is still duct taped to the ceiling and no, I have no intention of helping him down. Hey, Leroy, remember all the [BLEEP]y things you've done to me? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

My moment of gloating over with, to the news!

We're in a break week, so no School and as usual no Dorms - man, I've listened to some of the old broadcasts, and those students would kill for whatever anti-squirreling methods y'all have come up with - so we've just got Town for our gossip-fulfillment.

Turtle & Canary was celebrating National Superhero Day, where superheroes got a discount! Huh. Teasing out who counts as a superhero on an island like this had gotta be rough. Things were pretty thoughtful at the Photo Hut, with Professor Argentum editing old photos and...okay it looks like the squirrels couldn't tell whether he was brooding or worrying more, so they've coined the term wrooding. I...don't think it'll catch on, but hey. If Shakespeare can make up words, so can you. Professor Vess was also wrooding at the Infinite Consortium, after being enthusiastically greeted by her murder chair and haunted armor, and that, presumably, was the topic of her conversation with Professor Scientia when he showed up for lunch, but, as per usual, the note about it only says, 'I'm not a snitch.' I don't even know, y'all. In more exciting news, Kams is feeling better and was back at her desk at Stark Industries! Yay! Eleanor - hi Ellie! - stopped by with a discounted-for-a-superhero Squishy and they were, as this note assures me, 'super-cute.' Right on, note taker. I also stopped by, and caught up Kams on some of the stuff she missed while she was away, like the future maybe kids showing up.

The Clinic had the crab looking to sucker people into playing poker, but Professor James Stark avoided that trap, and Vi was just brooding, not wrooding at Magpie Emporium. Y'all are really trying to make fetch happen, aren't you? In the Junkyard, Cal was...well, according to this note, he was avoiding his emotions by sublimating them into testing upgrades on BD-1. Okay, I'm not saying that's inaccurate, but kinda rude to write down, squirrels. Anyway, I showed up with lunch and we had a good talk. About what? Become a broadcaster and you can edit and editorialize your own conversations, thank you. Lastly, Pizza Planet had a metric [BLEEP]ton of spinach, and Rey dropped by to say hello and talk about Grey graduating and what his next plans are.

Which I...hmm. Hadn't. Huh. I mean...hrm. Right. Because people graduate. And leave. And...right.

Okay yeah this is Arden Finch signing off bye.

*dead air*

the_best_sister

Good morning people on this island. Last night I had eight hours of sleep and this morning I had two cups of coffee. Be warned: I will be a menace to all. Especially Leroy who is already duct taped to the ceiling.

Quiet news day which is unfortunate as I wish to make snarky commentary on all of you but will just have to suffice with two items.

The first would be at J'GOB where Boc came in for his usual cinnamon roll and to observe the staff's aprons. Which is a weird thing to observe. James showed up and then he and Boc discussed hats.

... Aprons and hats. You people are not giving me a lot of material to work with this morning.

And then over at Lucifer's mansion, it was a date night for Octavia and Lucifer which involved piping ganache. Which is the worst euphemism I've ever heard.

Okay, people, I have need to be snarky and I feel let down. I'm requesting you all do something ridiculous next Sunday so I can make fun of you.

This is me, Yelena, signing off. Don't worry about Leroy, the duct tape will eventually come loose.

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone, and happy end of term. I am Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news the squirrels saw fit to report.

We shall begin, as always, with the school, where Potatoes! class ended by eating many potatoes...many, many potatoes, whilst Cupcake Wars was commanded to bake something fit for an ending. A celebration cake, I suppose. After classes, Miss Skywalker met Dean Skywalker at the Danger Shop to visit a temple from their home universe.

Nothing for the dorms, the porg is very sad and I thank it for respecting our privacy; we move along to the town. At Plant Parenthood, Miss Zarrin was anticipating her upcoming graduation and read a rather ominous poem. Probably just a coincidence. Mr. Argentum and Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon were in formalwear at Turtle & Canary in celebration of some birds. Sir Graham was likewise preparing for graduation at The Magpie Emporium, where he was visited by Miss Belle, who he offered both some potatoes and photos of the offerings from Potatoes! class. Captain Flint was a bit confused by the contents of the new shipment at The Ink Spot--be sure to stop in for all your 'beach reads,' whatever those are!--and at the Trooper Station, a rather down Detective Watts was joined by Mr Grant for luncheon.

That's it for this week, I'm afraid. Congratulations to everyone who has finished their schooling, and congratulations to all of us on surviving our exams! Until next week, dear listeners, I bid you farewell!

pun_king

Goooooood morning, Fandom! And welcome back to another engaging, entertaining, hopefully energizing broadcast of...*trumpeting fanfare* the Radio! I'm your intrepid Friday morning host, Sir Graham of Daventry, and it looks like Leroy's going to be much better behaved this week, so let's jump right into and get this news from these notes to my lips to your ears!

Starting, as always, with the School, Relaxing for Dummies celebrated their last class with a party, ooooooh, Health Education took a final exam, and things were too warm in the Library, though the jury is out on whether or not Belle opening a window helped anything.

We've got no notes for the Dorms except the note telling me there are no notes for the Dorms, but over in the Town, Stewart emerged from the basement at Groovy Tunes to presumably do some work, though whether or not he accomplished that seems up in the air. Liz, however, was demonstrably more productive with her work at the Photo Hut with spreadsheets, as was Steven at the Museum with lists of storage organizers, and Boc, too, at Pixie Dust, working through mending a big pile of old socks.

Over at Pick Your Poison, Adrian was pleased to find out that Pam found a way to get to stick around Fandom more, and Liliana was pleased to be back home with her research and her cat.

Supper Club made their way to Il Pollo here on the island for their weekly supp-age, where Rey told Captain Flint with confidence about what she was getting and he told her about his drink, which did not have rum in it, which means more rum for the squirrels, I guess.

*squirrelly cheering*

Rey and Miss Bennet discussed how Ignis doesn't have to worry about them dying of scurvy because there are candies with vitamins in them now, and Captain Flint told Ignis about a cafe run by cats in Washington, DC, that I am definitely going to have to visit before I head back home! Missing out on that would be a cat-tastrophe, and I would definitely be feline a little furry-us about it! Miss Bennet then told Ignis about having been visted by some kids this weekend, and Rey told him about how it was good to have more people back at Supper Club again! And Liliana commented that it seemed as though everyone in the club had missed Ignis being around, which Ignis chalked up to people not being able to read menus.

But, wait, isn't he....never mind. Captain Flint and Miss Bennet discussed the merits of beach reads and mushrooms...which means you've really got to sand it to that Captain Flint, he does sound like a pretty....fungi!...fun enough to stretch, as Liliana put it, his 'culinary wings' by try new drinks and food. Adrian caught Captain Flint up to speed on his trip to New Jersey, while Liliana got to catch Miss Bennet and Rey about the dreadful time she and Ignis were having dealing with some plane-devouring entity and, even worse!, Liliana's ex! Adrian thanks Miss Bennet for helping to look after his cat while he was gone, and then they delved into some cat-related drama that makes me wish I hadn't already used up the best cat puns for the cat cafe conversation, which also came up with Rey, who found out that Adrian's absence had more to do with a friend's medical issue and less to do with existential apocalpyses and jilted lovers.

And then they all ate! Fettuccini and mushrooms and tomatoes, oh my!

Then, finally, Thor was in a bit of a mood at the Devil's Nest. Presumably a beer-y mood, going by the specials board.

And that leads us to the end of the notes. I hope you enjoyed listening as much as I enjoyed reading, and I hope you all have a great day and an even better week, and we'll see you on the next one. Bye!!

**CLICK!**

wrongkindofsith

*aggrieved chittering*

No, you have only yourself to blame, and also, I don't care.

It was finals week up at the School, where 2 British 2 Bake relaxed with a movie and each other's food, and Bettering Your Community went to a nude beach. As you do.

The Dorms continued their quiet streak, while in Town, it was date night at Lucifier's, and "clout chasing jello" night at Caritas, where Rey came by for a drink and to admire the jello, and was immediately hit up for caf by Anakin, who was accompanying Stark in to buy him a drink to apologise for 'throwing him off a building', and I am not reading any of that colour commentary Leroy, because once again, I do not care what you think. Anakin also informed Summer that the shirts were arriving, just in case anyone was hoping he'd forgotten. also came by for a drink. Presumably clothed.

stykera

*chittering*

*thud, as if a squirrel was just backhanded*

Good morning to everyone not named Leroy. It’s Wednesday and I’m here so let’s talk about Tuesday so I can get away from squirrels. Especially Leroy.

*sullen chittering*

I’ll do it again.

Right. At the school, there were absurd trust falls in Friendship is Magic! that were not at all magical and Anakin threw me off a roof.

*gleeful chittering*
*a stomp*
*sullen chittering*

In Raving Royals and How to Survive Them there were discussions of revolutions and what makes them work, or useful.

Nothing from the dorms, sorry porg, maybe you can take over some of Leroy’s note taking duties on Tuesday’s and then keep him away from me on Wednesdays.

Until then, news from the town. Cutter and Connor were packing up to leave the island to go home until the fall.
Pam appeared suddenly in front of Pick Your Poison. Just appeared? All right. Nell was working in her greenhouse for part of the day. At Groovy Tunes Charlie was singing along with all of the songs playing. Remy was in Needful Things which was very normal and that is not a normal note but fine and selling pottery that might be radioactive. How is that normal? Never mind.

And at Caritas Kitty was ‘Having A Day’ which sounds unpleasant and then she had to deal with Tino, too? I’m sorry, Kitty.

That’s all I have for yesterday. I’ll be back next week, I assume. Unless something else changes.

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