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Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to read all the...where are the notes?

*chittering*

There was an unfortunate eggnog incident, apparently.

*chittering*

Involving rum, of course. Well. Until next week, then!

heroic_jawline

Good morning, Fandom, and happy second day of Christmas!

*chittering*

Oh! It's also St. Stephen's Day--though spelled incorrectly for me--Boxing Day and the first day of Kwanzaa. Happy Holidays! The notes about yesterday are pretty thin on the ground, unlike the snow. Liliana was outside enjoying the weather, Lucifer, Duke, and Octavia set out on their ship, and Steven and Watts went for Chinese.

I'm heading back inside to enjoy the warmth there. Enjoy your time with family and friends, everyone.

wrongkindofsith

*chittering*

Oh no, I would never have guessed you wanted that.

*chittering*

I'd never be sarcastic either. Just like I absolutely love spending this holiday with you.

Let's see, the only bit of news was in Town, where Illyana was in her room. Good for her. I know I'd rather be in mine right now.

stykera

Good morning. Wednesday, again. Another quiet day yesterday. A lot of those lately. Maybe that’s a good thing.

Nothing from the school because we’re on break. Nothing from the dorms because that happens most days. And we’re on break. And only a few things from the town. Because…it’s a break week. Those are always quiet.

At the Town Hall Jesse was dealing with gremlins singing songs. There were a lot of those yesterday. They stood outside my door all day singing about Last Christmas.

Kitty had more gremlins singing at Caritas while she was trying to wrap presents. And they sang with the zombies. Tino did not seem to be involved. A nice gift for Kitty.

And Lucifer also had singing gremlins bothering him at The Devil’s Nest until he convinced some of them to sing with him.

That’s all I have. Enjoy your Wednesday. Merry Christmas, tomorrow, if that’s your holiday. I’m going back home now to see what was in the box that was waiting when I woke up.

afraid_of_marshmallows

Hey there, island! It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, welcoming you to the Christmas Eve's Eve broadcast. We're gonna make this quick because there are caroling goblins on this street and I wanna be gone by the time they make it to the station. Fortunately, there are very few notes, because School is out and the Dorms have figured out how to keep the squirrels out or something.

We had Professor Vess grading papers at the Infinite Consortium...wait. Not grading papers, but grading the paper? Like a newspaper? Okay, damn. Everyone was having a different reaction to the tinsel rain at the Magpie Emporium; for Vi, it was business as usual, for Saffron, it was the greatest day ever, and for Little Bot, it was absolute hell. Aww, good luck Little Bot! And our last note from the day is from the Clinic, where Professor James shared his tinsel bounty with Stabby. And that's it for the notes, which is great because I can hear the gremlins now, but I'll leave Tim Minchin's White Wine In The Sun playing to hopefully drown them out. This is ya girl, Arden Finch, wishing y'all a happy holidays! Bye!

solo_sword

*chittering*

Yeah, I'm sure I do have tinsel in my hair.

Oh. Morning, everyone, and welcome to what's probably going to be a quiet holiday week. At least the island should still be throwing things at us for a little while still, so you don't get too complacent.

As for news, Gregorith was enjoying his Snuggie at work. One kid still hasn't taken his off and that's going to become a problem. Gladio took advantage of a quiet day by hanging out at the Perk, and Lucifer and Octavia had date night with thigh-talking and that's all I'm gonna read of that.

And that's it. I'm headed back out. It's up to you whether this requires an umbrella or not.

mustbeawitch

No, you see--yes, it is Saturday, but I did this yesterday, and so I thought I might be allowed to sleep in today...ah, well. No rest for the wicked, I suppose.

Good morning, dearest listeners, and welcome to another day's news courtesy of our drunken squirrel friends! I remain Miss Lydia Bennet, here to share with you all of yesterday's happenings that the squirrels bothered to notice. Let's crack on with it, shall we?

At the school, Driver's Education drove sleighs and Weather and Storms discussed what they'd learned over the semester. I've nothing from the dormitory, sad porg is sad, on to the town, where Mr. Henry of Skalitz was hard at work at the forge, whilst at Needful Things Dr. Quinn made the most of her temporary antlers by decorating them--oh, brilliant idea, I wish I had thought of doing that--and was joined by Dr. Isley for luncheon. Miss Skywalker was hard at work in her warehouse, whilst Mr. Rand stopped by to visit the Perk, and finally, things at The Devil's Nest were appropriately festive, with Mr. Morningstar playing holiday tunes upon the piano. How lovely! Until next week, dear listeners--and do try to provide me with some gossip by then, hmm? Farewell!

mustbeawitch

No, I--you seem to be confused; today is Friday, not--oh, just give me the notes. There's no use arguing with you; I have certainly learned that.

Good morning, everyone, and it is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here with all the squirrelly news of yesterday to report. My request for gossip does not seem to have been indulged, but we shall muddle through regardless, starting with the school, where Food Adventures explored India and its many spices and baking class made biscuits, which you Americans insist upon calling 'cookies.' At the library, Miss Belle had quite a lot of latkes, which seemed to be a common occurrence yesterday, I must say.

I've nothing from the dormitory, but in town Lord Thor advised...someone to pass all of their students at the Devil's Nest, and further abroad the Supper Club visited a Christmas market in Baltimore. You do know you're all welcome to join us any Thursday on one of our little adventures, I do hope! That brings me to the end of my notes, so I shall bid you farewell until--well, probably until tomorrow. We shall see.

wrongkindofsith

I know this is a place where food just falls from the sky, but have you considered not eating the closet pancakes?

*chittering*

I don't know why I even asked. just...notes.

Finals week continued up at the School, with Space Pirates, Pirates In Spacebeing attacked by 'enemies', while in the Library Arden had to deal with pryomaniac gremlins and Gray telling her about Raiden's missing meat.

The Dorms were quiet, while in Town, Gray was anti-candle at Over Easy, while Adrian was pro-candle and pro-cookie at Pick Your Posion. Rey and Pam both got cookies, though only one of them also got kisses.

stykera

Welcome to another Wednesday. Hopefully nothing is on fire. There are so many candles. So many. And so many squirrel tails in here with so many candles…

Right. Let’s start with the notes from the school. There was a snowball fight for Reclaming Your Childhood. Diplomacy had to deal with a fake and terrible party thrown by Anakin. I would expect a party from Anakin to be terrible. And then we had a meal open to everyone in my Dealing With Other People’s Trauma class. I have leftovers if anyone is hungry. Maybe I should ask Raiden…

And I have nothing from the dorms and the porg is not on fire yet and neither are any squirrels. Somehow.

And now, the notes from the town. Erasmus was judging the flamingos in the park. That seems fair. Arden was also judging them for being bullies. And Henry was taking his horse for a walk and Erasmus met the horse. Who is named Pebbles and did not bite. Kitty looked at the tiny town on Selkie Peak before heading to Caritas and dealing with Tino who was decorating the bull. Oh dear.

That seems to be all. Enjoy the candles. Try not to set anything on fire.

afraid_of_marshmallows

What up, Fandom. It's me, ya girl Arden Finch coming at you with a new day's worth of news reports. In School--

*wild and excited squawking*

Whoa whoa whoa! Okay okay! I get it! There's a note about the dorms today! We'll get to it, we'll get to it, I promise. But we have an order, okay? First, School. Flight & Flying had us designing our own starfighter and program it into the Danger Shop. And Cryptozoology asked everybody what their favorite cryptids are.

In Dorms--

*Loud noise-makers and drumming*

--because, yes, we have a Dorms note today. Henry was hanging up posters for a communal meal for Professor James Stark's class on Wednesday.

*Wild crowing*

Very good, porg friend. Anyway, moving on to Town, where chickens reigned supreme. At the Infinite Consortium, Professor Vess fought with a white chicken over who got to sit where. In Pizza Planet, Ray took everything with chicken off the menu and can these chickens stay all the time? That'd be great. And at Pick Your Poison, Dr. Isley was basically a chicken babysitter all day. And at the Clinic, the crab was jealous of the keen capes that the chickens had.

And that's all the notes. So this is ya girl Arden Finch, heading out to find today's weird Christmas magic stuff. But I'll leave you with Yo La Tengo's Eight Candles, in celebration of Hanukkah. Have a great day, Fandom!

solo_sword

-am I supposed to be doing something with them? Why are there capes?

*chittering*

Oh, we're on. Good morning, this is Jaina and some capes wildlife with yesterday's news, because December is... December sometimes.

The pine trees at least had Rey in a good mood at Stark's, while Gregorith decorated the one at the museum. And Tony brought donut bribes for Steve and they talked about his cat behavior and whether the squirrels have forgiven him.

*begrudged chittering*

I think that's a "yeah, sure." That's all I've got. Good day to you and your chickens.

imafuturist

Yes, yes. I'm me again. And I brought rum to make up for... cat things. Happy?

*sullen chittering*

Take the rum. And let me read the single note and I'll be out of your fur. Good? Good. Ahem. Hello again, Fandom, this is Tony Stark with your news. Even if the news is just about Raiden setting up brunch at Over Easy in spite of the marshmallow rain before letting Jon know what holiday he partakes in for the season.

But that's all there is. And I'm getting out of here before the squirrels get riled up again. Have fun!

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone! It is a delight to be back with you, and to have thumbs again. You really don't appreciate your thumbs enough, you know. Kitty was quite right about that. Let's get on with the news, shall we? I hope the squirrels have brought me a tidbit of juicy gossip to celebrate my return to girlhood.

*chittering*

Ah. I am not to get my hopes up, it seems. Well, we'll see. At the school, Lord Thor told his students about 'lake-effect snow,' whatever that is, in Weather & Storms. I've no notes from the dormitory, but it seems that in the town, Detective Watts received word of thieving gnomes at the Trooper Station, where Mr. Grant joined him with luncheon and an umbrella. Ah, yes, I am rather glad my wardrobe did not suffer yesterday. At the forge, Mr. Henry was delighted to find the water had returned to the pipes, whilst at her warehouse, Miss Skywalker was trying to clean a woodchuck when she was joined by Dean Skywalker.

Well, the squirrels did not lie. Not an ounce of gossip in the lot. I am disappointed in you all. Do better for me next week, hmm? Until then, I bid you all a fond farewell, and am off to traipse through the confectionery in search of tea.

heroic_jawline

Good morning, everyone. If you haven't gone outside yet, it's snowing and making everything colorful.

*annoyed meowing*

Including Tony.

*more annoyed chittering*

And the squirrels, but I'm not going to give them baths. Let's get to the news, okay?

In classes, Liliana cancelled class due to excessive mistletoe, Belle was dealing with slightly less aggressive mistletoe in the library, and my class watched British people destroy s'mores.

*Tony meowing*

And my optimism a little bit, yeah. In town, Steven was doing a lot of work at the museum and Rey and Stark were very over the mistletoe. And that's everything! Have a great day.

wrongkindofsith

*kissy noises*

No. Go harass someone else.

*louder, more insistent kissy noises*

I have the squirrel's rum and I have a lighter.

*marked absence of kissy noises*

Moving on. Up at the School, Health Education had Liliana substituting and talking herbs, while in the Library, Arden had to deal with dogs and gremlins and the pipes.

The Dorms and Town were both fairly quiet, with Adrian also having pipe issues at Pick Your Poison, while Pam considered the horrors.

*chittering*

I don't know, maybe if you'd written more specific notes we'd know what horrors.

stykera

Good morning. If you haven’t already tried do not try to shower you’ll regret it. Wait until tomorrow. It’s better that way. I promise.

*chittering*

No, I didn’t. I shower at night but I used the sink. So I know.

Right. It’s Wednesday. The island is odd and I hope you have bottled water if you need it. So now let’s talk about yesterday.

The School had the usual classes. Ghanima took her Reclaiming Your Childhood students sledding. Which could be fun, if it weren’t cold. Diplomacy students had to pretend to work in a call center and the squirrels seem extremely horrified. It’s like they’ve never met Anakin before. He’s like this. And my Dealing With Other People’s Trauma class was…mostly about me not liking winter and being frightened by yesterday’s reindeer which really isn’t funny even if Leroy is laughing.

Nothing from the dorms yesterday but a few notes from the town.

Adrian invited Rey to his grove to watch the reindeer.

And Kitty dealt with Tino trying to ride a reindeer and then Gregorith, who I still haven’t met yet, came in and they discussed the December oddness of the island.

afraid_of_marshmallows

*sounds of the happiest barking in the world*

Hey there Fandom--no, no, Ray, I don't think the squirrels wanna be friends, I'm sorry, we'll go to the park afterwards okay?--wait, where was I? Oh, right, what up, Fandom. It's me, ya girl, Arden Finch, and today is kinda a family affair. I've got Raiden and Gray here in the studio with me, but you won't be hearing from them much--

*more excited barking*

--Well, you won't be hearing from Gray much, because he's a sloth. And currently asleep. But anyway, yes, radio notes and then I promised someone W-A-L-K-I-E-S, so let's blitz through these.

School! Still happening, even in the face of ugly sweaters! Mine was all the birds from 12 Days of Christmas, so...yeah. Busy. But anyway, Flight and Flying had Professor Solo-Fel giving us defective Z-95 Headhunters to practice on. And in case anyone was wondering, she was in a sweater that had Santa being abducted by aliens. Professor Sims showed up to Cryptozoology in a sweater with kittens in stockings - aww, that sounds cute, but the squirrels are assuring me it was hideous - and talked about krampus. DON'T GET INTO THE BAG! Or, uh. You know. I heard. Anyway, How Not To Drown's class was cancelled because all the wetsuits turned into sweaters and...yeah sure why not? The real tragedy is that the squirrel who covered that beat - Jimothy - didn't write down what the sweaters looked like.

And you call yourself a journalist.

No Dorms, but in Town, the Magpie Emporium gave Vi an ugly sweater - a cat getting stabbed? the hell? - and Saffron was also in one, but I'm not reading that in case it's equally as traumatic. Professor Vess was in a purple sweater with the 'tits out' at Infinite Consortium and cranky about Erasmus being a raven - oh no! - before heading home to meet up with Mr. Scientia - in a green sweater that said 'I'm only here for the food' - so they could decorate their tree together, complete with special ornaments. Oh, that's so sweet! And Professor James was at the Clinic with an appropriately crab-festooned sweater, while Stabby rocked a sweater with knives. Which, yeah, sounds about right.

And fortunately that's about it, because I think Ray's enthusiasm is about to run away with him and me, so this is ya girl, Arden Finch, saying bye to everyone! And enjoy Mary, Did You Know by Pentatonix! Bye!

solo_sword

Morning, everyone. This is Jaina with Sunday's notes, and also a stupid Christmas sweater. I feel like they could have skipped the Santa, he's a creep and I'd rather not have him on my person, but what can you do?

Anyway. Yesterday gave us the polar bears and related, a pair of twins hopped up on caffeine- thanks, bears- which was new and strange for Gregorith at the museum, and not new for Rey at Stark's, though she apparently hadn't expected to get accosted by multiple bears.

Anywhere else that would be a weird thing to say.

That's all the notes, so I'm off to class. May your sweaters be less itchy than mine is.

witchoftheflesh

Good morning, Fandom! You may have noticed that I am not your usual charming Saturday radio broadcaster. Lydia turned into a cat yesterday, but fortunately Boston was visiting her and brought her to the Grove. I think it's very sweet that they've become friends. I'm sure Lydia misses having a familiar around. You know, a good one, anyway.

*squirrely chittering* Right! The notes. School had Driver's Ed, which showed a movie, since one of the teachers was indisposed and the other one was getting climbed on by tiny white ponies.

...You can guess how Boston and kitty-Lydia spent most of yesterday. I'm worried those horses might be scarred for life.

Oh! A note from the Dorms! This weird little bird fellow seems enraptured. Anyway, Billie found a cat in her room. The squirrels have a betting pool over whether or not it's an actual cat. Town had some folks out and about. Henry was in the smithy, and unlike some people, was actually taking care of the ponies, not harassing them. Oh, I really do mean to stop by and see him some time he's working. It sounds like the Trooper Station was getting a ton of prank calls. Fortunately, Watts also got a lunchtime delivery from Steven. Aww! That's very sweet! Rey was in her warehouse attempting to tune out the ponies on the roof and meditate, though even Anakin thought they were being annoying. Speaking of people I need to visit some Friday... Anyway, Gregorith had a mini-corral at Strokes of Genius and the Lord of the Bracelets audio books on. And yesterday evening, Lucifer was behind the piano at The Devil's Nest, apparently singing that song from the musical about the witches. Defying Gravity, I think?

*squirrely snickering*

I don't know what they think is so funny, but I'm out of notes, so that's a question for a different time. Now for me, I'm heading out once again through the marzipan rain. Have a great day, Fandom!

heroic_jawline

*meowing, sounds of things tipping over*

Yes, Tony, gravity works everywhere. Now stop trying to tip my coffee onto the--

*shattering coffee mug*

Thank you. This is Steve Rogers, Tony's still a cat, and I need to read the notes quickly while I can still sort of understand them.

In classes, I helped the baking students assemble a gingerbread house, Zombie Apocalypse fought slithering lights and omnipresent terrible holiday music, Belle had lights and a gremlin photographer in the library, and Raiden took his class to a German Christmas market.

In town, Jaina was not loving the strings of lights all over everything at the Perk, there was a frog serving drinks at the Devil's Nest, so I should probably check on Thor, and Steven and Watts had lunch.

And that's everything I can still read. Tony.

*silence*

He seems unmoved. Have a great weekend, everyone.

wrongkindofsith

Stop trying to fight the lights, you're going to...

*chittering*

No, I'm not getting you loose. Maybe after the broadcast. It doesn't look like it's going to take very long.

Up at the School, Space Pirates, Pirates in Space watched a movie, while Health Education talked about getting enough sleep.

The Dorms continued to be quiet, and it looks like the Town was too, with Over Easy suddenly gaining an indoor ice-rink being the only thing of note.

stykera

Good morning. No songs today, at least?

*chittering*

No, I hadn’t noticed anything odd about the floor, why would I?

*snickering*

Now I’m going to be frightened of floors all day…

At the school Ghanima took her child and her students in her Reclaiming Your Childhood class to a very large mall to shop for toys. For other people, mostly, and one thing for themselves. Diplomacy read books on…self-help? All right. And I had earplugs for everyone in my Dealing With Other People’s Trauma class, in case the song was bothering anyone. It was very persistent. And sometimes very loud.

Oh, the porg is dancing. I do have a note from the dorms! Billie was in the 2nd floor common room making the music play on purpose, it seems, but she made it sound better by picking the speakers? Well done.

In the town the music didn’t seem to bother Pam at the Perk but she did seem to frighten the staff a bit. She did not frighten Rey who came in for a drink and then spent some time explaining who she is, and what she does at home. And at Caritas, Kitty was removing as many speakers as she could to the alley to try and lessen the noise.

I hope everyone has a day without one song playing over and over and over…and without squirrels laughing like that’s a very funny thing to say.

afraid_of_marshmallows

*Carol of the Bells playing VERY loudly*

*faintly, behind the music* ...Arden Finch...yesterday's news...even hear me? Fu...do an intro if nobody can...don't even like Carol of the...School...Flight and Flying...Brazil...hang gliders, which was really coo...Cryptozoo...just the Yule long...snallygaster? Is that really a word?...tentacles. Why is it always tenta...Not to Drown...polar bears in the pool...insurance premiums...old.

*Music swells*

*Arden, now yelling, though still very faint and hard to make out* DORMS...NOTHING...PORG...BUT TOWN HAD...GPIE EMPORIUM...MANY ORDERS...YULE LOG...REGISTER...CLINIC...STARK...TINY TANK SCREEN...CRAB...MINI LOG...

*music abruptly stops*

SO THIS IS ARDEN FINCH SIGNING--oh! Wait, you can hear me now? Cool, it's ya girl, Arden Finch, saying have a great rest of your--

*Carol of the Bells resumes playing at max volume* ...Oh just [BLEEP] it...out.

*sound of door slamming*

*Carol of the Bells keeps playing*

solo_sword

Good morning, guys. This is Jaina, and it's December, so you know what that means. Unless you're new and don't know what that means. It means every day is going to be weird. Today's not bad.

As for yesterday, Gregorith was at the museum trying to figure out his Christmas shopping, and Rey was back at work after the holiday.

I'm assuming everyone else was still in a food coma. See you next week, and enjoy the fire.

mustbeawitch

It's Small Business Saturday! I must get out there and--oh, very well, but this had better not take long!

...it is not going to take long.

Good morning, everyone. I am here to report the news the squirrels bothered with from the town yesterday, as the school was out of session and they apparently didn't bother with the dormitory again--not that I'm complaining!

Detective Watts found a turkey in a cell at the Trooper Station, and was joined by Mr. Grant for luncheon. At the bakery, Mr. James Stark sampled the pies on offer.

Those are all the notes the squirrels have seen fit to give me, so if you will excuse me, I must get back to the sales!

fears_no_one

Why am I here?

*nervous chittering*

You couldn't find anyone else?

*more chittering*

Right. Well, where are the notes?

*MORE nervous chittering*

You brought me here and forgot the notes?

*loooong silence, them slamming door*

That's right, he better run. This has been Captain Flint with an absolute waste of your time.

*click*

wrongkindofsith

*chittering*

No, I don't think that would be good in the gravy, or the stuffing...or any other dish, I'm a terrible cook and I even can see that.

Not a lot of notes, but that's to be expected this time of year. Let's see, up at the School, Space Pirates, Pirates in Space was cancelled so everyone could ponder their orbs, while Health Education was all about the value of flared bases, and in the Library Arden watched a terrible reddit mistake, which a words that made sense to the squirrels.

The Dorms were quiet, as was Town, with the only thing of note being Adrian on the phone at Pick Your Poison, to his mother and to Rey.

stykera

Good morning, it’s Wednesday again and I’m here again to tell you about yesterday while it’s today so someone else can tell you about today tomorrow.

At the school classes began with Ghanima taking the students in Reclaiming Your Childhood to the cafeteria to bake cookies. Then Anakin and Ahsoka forced Diplomacy students to work a customer service desk and…I think one of the squirrels may have just fainted? Oh, he’s faking. That was very convincing. Well done. And then in Dealing With Other People’s Trauma we discussed how holidays and families could be difficult.

Nothing from the dorms but that’s no surprise. And in the town Kitty crushed Tino’s dreams at Caritas. Doesn’t that happen often? And Lucifer was making purple drinks at The Devil’s Nest including one fancy floral one for Octavia.

That’s all from yesterday.

afraid_of_marshmallows

What up, Fandom? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, here with the all the best gossip from yesterday, delivered straight to your listening ears. I gotta run from here and continue my packing before I head out for the holidays, so let's get this going!

School! We had it! Cryptozoology talked about a spectral cat from the English moors! How To Not Drown once again used 'tactical floating noodles'! That's never a sentence that will be normal to say!

No Dorms! But Town! And I'm actually pretty tired of exclaiming everything. Huh, that took energy, who knew? Anyway, at Pick Your Poison, Dr. Isley was checking out the stock of shampoos, and at Infinite Consortium, Professor Vess was making plans for later that evening. Raiden was having stressful phone calls about the holiday at Pizza Planet - of course I'm coming home for the holidays, Ray! - and Professor James Stark was just having a stressful day at the Clinic because of random screams coming from the back room? That's horrifying, no thank you. And later, Professor Vess's plans came to fruition at the park, where a group of people settled in to watch the Miss Universe pageant. Or just the National Costume portion? Of course Mr. Scientia was there and they made a bet and discussed stakes, and Lydia was also there looking fabulous in a new cape. Oooh, can't wait to see it, Lydia! Billie didn't know what was happening, but was happy to get into the spirit of things. Mr. Argentum showed up with Little Miss, who was very excited about sparkles. Dr. Lecter showed up with homemade popcorn, and Professor Sims showed up with a belated birthday present. Dr. Isley explained fossil fuels to Professor Vess. Mr. Gregorith, Luma, and Eleanor rounded out the watch party. Sounds like fun!

And that's it for my notes, so this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off for the holidays. Have a great rest of your week, Fandom, and enjoy Nikki Vianna's Mambo. Bye!

solo_sword

Good morning, everyone. This is Jaina, now at the correct age. I don't know why this place keeps doing that to me but I'm due for a reprieve.

Not a lot of news. Gregorith got invested in the Miss Universe costumes at the museum. Octavia was having a thoughtful morning on the Cape Rouge, and Rey was being tortured with holiday music at Stark's. Yeah. Tis the season for that.

And that's it. Till next week.

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news of yesterday! As documented by the squirrels, of course, so if your particular news item has been misrepresented, do blame the rodents. Let's begin, shall we?

At the school, Driver's Education and Weather & Storms both watched films. Educational ones, I'm sure. I've no notes for the dormitory, the porg is sobbing, it's a whole scene, moving along to the town, where Mr. Henry of Skalitz was reviewing his finances at the forge. There was a Thanksgiving movie playing at the theatre, where Miss Faden stopped by and Mr. Barnes commented on her mode of dress. Compliments only, I hope. Miss Skywalker was struggling with the course at her warehouse, whilst at Needful Things Dr. Quinn took down the Halloween decorations--just in time to decorate for Christmas! Mr. Lucifer was providing musical entertainment at The Devil's Nest, and Mr. Gregorith, with the aid of technology, enjoyed a film with his friends back home...and that does appear to be the last of my notes. I could do with a bit more gossip, you know, squirrels. Something snappy.

*chittering*

Apparently, they do not take requests. Alas. Until next week, dear listeners, farewell!

grenadesandohana

Good morning, it's Steve--

*chittering*

I am not the wrong Steve, thank you, I'm just not the correct one for radio. Anyway, here's what happened yesterday. In classes, Belle was trying to figure out the card game the gremlins were playing in the library--

*chittering*

The squirrels say it wasn't strip poker. Steve and Tony were out of town, which explains why I here, Zombie Apocalypse was cancelled and I definitely don't wonder if she knows something the rest of us don't, and Food Adventures finished up learning how to make proper pizza in Rome. Danny approves. I'm sure it'd be better with pineapple.

*chittering*

I know it was invented in Canada. It's good in Hawaii, too.

In town, Thor was avoiding the Devil's Nest Christmas tree, Watts and Steven make plans to see an exhibit about accessibility in London, and Supper Club went out for pho because the weather's turning. Rey taught Henry about money so that he can also buy a cozy coat. Lydia's not excited about Thanksgiving, but that might just be because she's never played in the traditional football game.

*dubious chittering*

I'm pretty sure that's what she's missing. Okay, that's everything. Have a good one.

[OOC: You know what helps when you've written radio early? POSTING IT. Sorry, gang.]

wrongkindofsith

*chittering*

Just because you asked to get paid in rum, I don't think anywhere else, even on this island, is going to accept it as payment.

*chittering*

I definitely am not going to trade you for it.

Moving on, the School saw Space Pirates, Pirates in Space download cars. Right. Meanwhile Health Education talked about luxury bones. Okay.

The Dorms were quiet, while in Town, there were holiday waffles at Over Easy, and horrifying noodles at Atlas Gym. Gregorith and Marc talked Park, and finally there was a Christmas tree up at the Devil's Nest, as well as Quinn not getting a drink.

stykera

Welcome to another Wednesday. I think everyone is their usual self today. Or are they? I haven’t seen anyone besides the squirrels and the porg yet.

We’ll start with the school as always and Tuesdays start with Reclaiming Your Childhood which watched a movie as presumably some students had only recently relived their childhoods. Diplomacy was in a space bar. I can’t imagine how that might go wrong. And in Dealing With Other People’s Trauma we talked about childhoods being difficult and there were cartoons.

Nothing from the dorms. Was the porg a porglet this weekend? I’m sure that would be adorable.

And now the town. Liliana awoke in the bouncy castle from her birthday party, as did Ignis. They escaped, eventually. And Rey was putting things away in her apartment and Adrian brought breakfast and she told him about her parents. Ah. I don’t think I need to read any more of that. That’s enough for today from yesterday.

afraid_of_marshmallows

What up island? It's ya girl, Arden Finch, coming at you the right age once again. Love that for us. Good luck surviving all the sugar crashes and random soreness from folks who spent the weekend little versions of themselves. Quiet day yesterday, though School was in session as usual. Flight and Flying had much less flying but many more cool buttons to press than usual, with Professor Solo-Fel being amongst the pint-sized of us. Cryptozoology had gone on a worm-hunting field trip. Wurm-hunting? Wyrm? Not that it matters to any of you, since this is audio media, but if you could read this, you'd know that was 'worm' spelled three different ways, because English is fun. Avoiding Drowning tried to convince several kids to get into the cold water and they wisely noped out while Dr. Quinn asked if she was in the wrong class.

No Dorms, probably because everybody was taking much-deserved naps or something, but Town had a number of people folks out and about. At Magpie Emporium, Vi had RPGs that featured kids. Dr. Isley was avoiding looking at ingredients at Pick Your Poison, at least until Dr. Quinn came by to protest the unfairness of the weekend lasting through till Monday. At the Infinite Consortium, a tiny Professor Vess attempted to pry her way into a shipment crate, no word on success or, more importantly, injuries. And at the Clinic, Professor James Stark brought hot cocoa and discovered the crab was also a little kid.

Anyway, that's all my notes, so this is ya girl, Arden Finch, wishing everybody a great day and leaving you with Chris Grey's dark ballad, LET THE WORLD BURN. Talk to you next week, Fandom!

solo_sword

Jaina: Hi, everyone! This is Jaina, and I've got squirrels shoving paper at me that I guess I have to read? This is more of a Jacen thing but they have a microphone so I guess it's my job. That's not the weirdest part of my day.

Daniel: MOM!

Jaina: That is. Stop calling me that!

Daniel: No! It's funny! I'm writing you a note to get you out of class.

Jaina *long-suffering sigh* Anyway. Gregorith got to the museum and saw its kid-friendly now, and Tony was building a fort and didn't want to let Steve help. He got to, though. And so did their dog.

That's all that's written on here. I'm going to go find out what class he's talking about, bye!

mindofageneration

You know, this is startin' to feel pointed. But I'll allow it so long as I don't end up doing any babysitting here. That's my price, got it?

Hey, folks. It's Riri again. Apparently enough Avengers are kids that I'm here again. Which is the weirdest thing in my life right now. Okay, we had people turn into kids. A lot of people. But Duke didn't, which was probably good because he had a date or something with Octavia and Lucifer. Watts was a kid, but Steven wasn't so I guess someone was able to make breakfast without any issues with the kitchen.

Ignis had a birthday party for Liliana--shit that was yesterday? Even as kids? Damn. He told her happy birthday and... why is this note just glitter and hearts? Henry and Liliana debated magic animal stuff. That's more Erasmus' thing so I'll just go with whatever they decided on. Ignis and Henry also argued slightly about what's a kid's job and balloons. Summer called herself a queen and Liliana went along with it, and Stark--other one--complimented her look. Ignis greeted Arden and Watts was glad to know someone there. Prompto and his daughter were also there for pictures and to wish Liliana a happy birthday. Ignis got Adrian to promise to keep an eye on things as an adult there. Because half the island is under 10. And that's just... normal here. Rey learned what a pony was from Ignis, was told about witches by Adrian, and had stuff about Liliana's future explained to her. Past? Future past kind of thing? That's a whole mind---thing.

Stark let Ignis know he did a good job and Liliana let him know they were sharing the party. Steven and Watts were impressed by the party before getting greeted by Ignis and Liliana. Watts was impressed by Ignis and learned about the pony rides from Liliana.

And, like a normal party, there was food and drinks. Aad a bunch of games like the bounce house where James and Liliana talked about how weird it was. Yeah... that's just. A thing, I guess. But there were the pony rides and a pinata too. Even a puppet show.Oh, and a gift table.

But that's all I've got. And I need to get out of here before I end up babysitting. Stay safe, okay?

mustbeawitch

No, I'm not small, and thank heavens. I can't imagine what I should have been like as a child without Kitty--oh, you've started it already? That's quite rude of you. Good morning, everyone, and we all know why I'm here, or else are temporarily seven years old, so let's get on with it, shall we? Not very many notes today in any regard.

At the school, Weather and Storms learned about thundersnow, which sounds terribly dramatic. I don't see any notes from the dormitory, but in the town Dr. Quinn received a furniture delivery at Needful Things, whilst at the Trooper Station Detective Watts was rather interested in something underneath his desk before he was joined by Mr. Grant for luncheon.

And that seems to be everything the squirrels bothered to scribble down yesterday, so I am off to find out if anyone at the bakery has stayed normal-sized to sell me a pastry. Farewell until next week!

mindofageneration

You sure I'm supposed to be in here?

*encouraging squirrel noises*

I'm not a Disney princess here, but I'm gonna assume that's a yes. Oh, we're live. Okay. Hey, Fandom. This is Riri Williams and I think I've been drafted into helping here.

So, we start at the school apparently. The Baking class did pizza... and I know they weren't going off on deep dish. Because that'd be wrong. Maybe people on the east coast are just too dainty for it or something. Food Adventures had a whole lesson on Greek food. Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse had the class fight them off in a spa. Huh. Maybe I shoulda taken that class. Belle read to the gremlins at the library and I'm just gonna pretend it's a slang term I don't know even though I know it isn't.

In town, Steven looked up old stuff that's happened here at the museum and got some flowers. Thor--still weird to say just real casual like--was cryptic about Christmas at the Devil's Nest. Gregorith had acall from home about being sick and stuff here. And his neighbor, Hannibal stopped by with cold medicine. That's pretty nice of him.

Okay, that should be everything. I'm getting out of here before this becomes a regular thing. I like to sleep in, you know? This isn't really my thing.

*sad chittering*

Nope, not falling for that. Bye now.

wrongkindofsith

*chittering*

Thursday the 13th is not a thing, Leroy.

*outraged chittering*

No, not doing that.

Let's see...up at the School. Health Education had thoughts on food, while there was a gremlin band in the Library. Lovely. No doubt, Cal and Gray had their own thoughts on their efforts.

Nothing for the Dorms, while in Town, Gray was at Over Easy losing the war on Christmas. There were no signs of this conflict at Pick Your Poison, though Adrian did get Rey bringing him lunch, as well as drop in visits from Pam and Lydia.

stykera

Good morning, it’s Wednesday as usual and I’m here, as usual.

3 notes from the school today. Reclaiming Your Childhood made artwork featuring glitter. Of course there was glitter. Diplomacy watched a movie about a girl and a giant robot who is also a car and I have no idea what that has to do with diplomacy but that’s fine. Sometimes you need a movie day. And my class on Dealing With Other People’s Trauma discussed veterans and the effects of war on people.

The porg isn’t even here today so I assume there are no notes from the dorms. I hope he’s all right.

Just a small number of notes from the town from yesterday. Gregorith, who I haven’t met yet, wasn’t feeling well. Hopefully he improves soon. And finally Marc went to the Perk for coffee and baked goods and apparently conversation though I doubt he really planned on that part. Henry shared her glitter and Marc shared his baked goods while they talked. And then I came in and got coffee as well but I did not take any of the baked goods. We just talked a bit and I'm now wondering if I ought to be frightened of beavers...

And that’s all I have from yesterday for today.

afraid_of_marshmallows

What up, island? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, coming at you with all the news of yesterday. At the School, Flight and Flying had a movie day, and we got to watch what a very heterosexual volleyball scene. Just like, so straight, honest. Cryptozoology covered the history of the Jersey devil, which seems to be, 'some people saw something sometimes.' And then How Not To Drown started learning the butterfly by riding around on pool noodles. That sounds like...an interesting way to learn.

No Dorms, but in Town, Mr. Scientia was sending out invitations for Professor Vess' birthday party. And getting that invitation sent Professor Sims to the Infinite Consortium to ask Professor Vess what she'd like for a present. Dr. Isley spent her afternoon in Pick Your Poison working on her garden, save for a visit from Rey checking in on her and making sure she was all right. Over at the Clinic, Professor James Stark had winter coffees and was looking over his invitation to Professor Vess' birthday party.

And that's all that happened yesterday, so this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off! Have a great day, Fandom, and enjoy Inertia by SawanoHiroyuki[nZk] ft. Rei. Bye!

solo_sword

Hi, this is Jaina, and I'm having a morning.

Lucky for me, nothing happened yesterday. Gregorith was sketching at the museum, and Rey was distracted at work. And that's all the squirrels gave me, so I'm off to put out some fires. Not literal.

heroic_jawline

Good morning, everyone, it's Captain Steve Rogers again. Tony's down in the lab with an idea and I decided it was better not to disturb him.

*chittering*

No, I don't think he's making squirrel-sized jetpacks.

*disappointed chittering*

Let's get to the notes. Raiden was serving chicken fried eggs--how does that work?--as his employees talked abut Thanksgiving dinner plans, and Adrian--

*confused chittering*

--broke his forest. Lydia came by after her broadcast to see what had happened, if Adrian was all right, and if his cat had yelled at him about it enough. That is a very Fandom sentence. Ohhh, here's the context I was looking for! Adrian sucked all of the energy out of the forest to heal Pam and she repaid him by fixing the forest back now that she feels better. Then there was a lot of 'what the heck was that' about whatever had happened to injure Pam in the first place.

...and then there was a dance celebrating Homecoming, which is quite a shift in tone. There was mingling and saying hello and the punch was smoking. Beaker was back, so I'm confident those two things are related.

Have a swell rest of your weekend!

mustbeawitch

Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here to bring you all the news of the day. Let's crack on with it, shall we?

We'll begin as usual with the school, where Driver's Education watched a film, surely one educating them about driving, and Weather & Storms learned all about snow. I've nothing from the dormitory, likely because everyone was at the carnival, but we'll get to that in due time. For now we move on to the town proper. It seems Dr. Isley had a health crisis at Pick Your Poison, attended by Dr. Quinn and Mr. Blackwood, before leaving the island via portal. I do hope she is well! Mr. Henry of Skalitz was recovering from a night of pizza at the forge, whilst at The Arms Hotel Miss Connell was preparing for Homecoming weekend. Miss Skywalker was doing some reading at her apartment when she was joined by Mr. Blackwood, who wanted--a shower and to stay the night. Mr. Blackwood!

I shan't read any more of that. Instead we shall move along to the fun of the homecoming carnival in the park! Amongst the activities were kissing booths, including one manned by Miss Beniko, who was visited by Miss Vess and Miss Wren, and one manned by Miss Vess, who was visited by both Mr. Starks. I shall not comment on any kissing that may or may not have occurred, especially as at least one of these people is a married man. At the dunking booths, Dean Skywalker was dunked by Mrs. Skywalker-Fel and her children, whilst Miss Eleanor also participated, but there is no news on whether or not she had to take a dip. At the pie tossing stations, a Mr. Lester and Mr. Raiden had pies tossed at them, as did Mrs. Pryde-Barton, who Mr. Anthony Stark suspected of cheating. There was much food and drink, of which I am told Mr. Gregorith partook, and there were of course games and rides, including a strength test, which Miss Williams partook in. She compared universes with Mr. Rogers, and was cheered on by Mr. Boone. And the last note I have is that Mr. Sims partook of a hay ride. And I'm sure much other fun was had at the fair! With that, dear listeners, I must go. Until next week!

heroic_jawline

Good morning, everyone, and welcome back to all visiting alumni this weekend. I'm Captain Steve Rogers and I'm here with the news of yesterday.

In classes, Baking class learned that making your own puffy pastry is a huge pain, Food Adventures explored sushi in Toyko, and Belle had a pair of crocs--the shoes, not the animal--wandering around the library. Don was in Liliana's class explaining the health aspects of surviving the apocalypse and then she and Ignis enjoyed their lunch.

*sniggering*

Don't be rude. In town, Henry took his pony for a walk in the park, Liz and Prompto talked about how close they are to meeting their newest addition, Steven and Watts had their weekly lunch at the museum, Lucifer and Duke went fishing, and then Lucifer met Gregorith and starting asking him about his version of Hell. ...why?

*chittering*

Ah, Gregorith is a demon from a different version, so this was a professional courtesy. Lana mistook him for a Devaronian from her galaxy and then introduced herself.

Thor was keeping the drinks seasonally appropriate for November at the Devil's Nest, and the Supper Club went to Pizza Planet!

And that's everything. I'll see you at the carnival!

wrongkindofsith

These notes could have been an email. Or a text.

*chittering*

Just because I don't send them to you, doesn't mean I don't know how.

It was a quiet day yesterday, with the main things of note being classes up at the School. With Space Pirates, Pirates in Space having a movie day, again, and Health Education being stressed. They're just running a whole gamut of negative emotions.

Otherwise, nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, a barista was creeping on Jaina at the Perk.

stykera

It’s been so many years and I still don’t understand why the time changes twice a year. At least the days don’t suddenly become different days? Except for the usual way and it is Wednesday so time to talk about Tuesday.

At the school we had 2 classes. Diplomacy talked about giving gifts even though we’re not at that holiday yet. And in Dealing With Other People’s Trauma we talked about ways to remind others about good things.

Nothing from the dorms but the porg still seems very happy from yesterday so time for the town.

Kitty had Christmas decorations already and Halloween candy at Caritas. I should have gone for a drink and candy. And, finally, Lucifer was drinking at the Devil’s Nest and not playing piano. All right. That seems to be everything from yesterday. I hope you all enjoy your Wednesdays.

afraid_of_marshmallows

What up island? It's me, ya girl Arden Finch, bringing you the news from yesterday which was the second of November and how the hell is it already November?

*chittering*

I do not sound like I'm in my forties asking like that! It's a legitimate question! Err, not that there's anything wrong with being in your forties, I'm just saying I'm not and--you know what? Let's just get to the notes.

School started with Flight and Flying letting us play around in zero-G and that was pretty baller, actually. Stop looking at me like that, yes Gen Zers say 'baller' too, shut up. Cryptozoology learned about the--okay, that's not the real name. Who took this note? Jimothy? You've gotta come up with a better fake name than 'the Pope Lick Monster,' my guy. What did he really--

*indignant chittering*

Wait, for real? And y'all are vouching for it? Hmm, I'm still not entirely convinced but in an effort to stave off getting any impassioned speeches about journalistic integrity by a bunch of rodents, I'mma just go along with it. So, yeah, Cryptozoology talked about the Pope Lick Monster and its obsession with...trains? Sure. Why not? And How Not To Drown had a pool noodle fight because Officer McGarrett is--whoa!

*CRASH*

Oooookay then. Apparent we have a note from the Dorms today, and the porg was so excited that it ran into me full force and knocked me over. And now it's furiously going through the notes because it dropped that one and now can't find it. It sure would be a lesson in not slamming into people if it didn't and the Dorms notes couldn't get read on-air. Oh? You found it? The second floor common room had Billie blasting Mozart - oh! That's who that was! - which, of course, summoned a Charlie. Hi Charlie! And they talked about all the famous dead musicians Billie's met.

And lastly, we've got Town. At Magpie Emporium, Vi was enjoying candy and leaving the Halloween decorations up, while at Pizza Planet, Raiden was arguing with the staff about not putting decorations up. It's too soon for Christmas. Sorry Gray, but that's just facts. Anyway, at the Clinic, Professor James Stark had pumpkin spice for the nurses while Stabby filmed a video.

Anyway, that's all my notes! This is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off. But not before I leave you with this absolute bop, Inferior by Shiyui.

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