WTFH

Mel: "Hi Fandom! It's rutting cold. And there's snow. I'm saying this now as a girl from the future: There's benefits to radiation and global warming."

Dawn: "Like polar bears becoming extinct and being able to sunbathe on Antarctica?"

Mel: "If the polar bears can't deal, that's not my problem. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with sunbathing."

Dawn: "I'm so giving the bears your address, and no, but it's for places like Florida, or Australia. Where it's, y'know, warm. Naturally."

Mel: "We live in Fandom. Why should I have to deal with something that comes naturally."

Dawn: "Now I'm just confused, but am feeling the need for some tea. Maybe a scone. Stupid not eating before a broadcast."

Mel: "You've been hanging out with British people too much. Besides it looks like there's a nice bottle of rum here..."

Dawn: "See, this is where a responsible adult would tell you that friends don't let friends do broadcasts drunk. Are there glasses, or are we swigging from the bottle?"

Mel: "There's a mug here that says "Kiss the mutant". You want it?"

Dawn: "Depends. Does it mean I have to kiss the mutant? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Sam and I kinda have a no kissing anyone else for a while thing going on, and I don't want to screw that up because I drank from the wrong mug. Maybe you should have it?"

Mel: "Fine. Take the bottle. I just want to feel my fingers again. They're freezing."( No polar bears or vampires were harmed in the making of this broadcast )

Mel: "I'm thinking that we need to show Dean the meaning of cold. Don't you?"

Dawn: "Mel? That may be the best idea you've had all night. Grab the rum, and let's go do absolutely nothing about Dean. No, really. Because that could get us into trouble."

Mel: "Gee. And we're so adverse to that concept."

Dawn: "Yup. We are all over the adverse. Or something."

Mel: "Right then. Don't we need some sort of catchy slogan thing to say here now?"

Dawn: "Uh huh. You got one handy? Because I'm fresh out."

Mel: "Snow sucks. Rum is awesome. How's that?"

Dawn: "I'm good with it. Night, Fandom!"