WTFH

*sounds of scuffling and heavy breathing*

'lo! This be B'bossa, 'n I be on the radio ALL BY MYSELF 'cause I be a big boy 'n those other kids be loud last night 'n didn't leave me any cookies!

*sniffles*

ANYWAY. I'm s'posed t' be doin' the NEWS but I be colorin' on the notes that the squirrels be droppin' off so they be hard t' read.

Also, I'm FOUR 'n thar be some big words.

So I be tellin' ye what I think happened, which be more excitin' anyway.

FUN!
Everyone be wakin' up 'n watchin' SMILE TIME today.

*sounds of Barbossa's incredibly off-key rendition of "Self Esteem"*

Aeryn 'n Angel be wonderin' if it be better t' say please or hit people. I be sayin' hit people. 'listo be settin' vampire traps 'n fightin' about Angel cooties wit' Cam. Molly be thar 'n Aeryn be NOT CUDDLY 'n Xander be tryin' t' LET BRIDGEY SLEEP and Maureen be givin' Aeryn a MEAN NICKNAME and then ALMOST EVERYONE GOES TO LUKE'S fer brunch, yay! Though Rory 'n Jakey 'ready be havin' coffee 'cause of Kry. He made it earlier.

Bridgey be makin' breffast fer everyone who couldn't walk that far and Bel be decidin' that he wants Angel to BE HIS BOYFRIEND. *insane giggling*

DeeDee 'n Sharon be slidin' down th' stairs, Lana 'n Kiki play wit' a remote--WHICH BE A DEMON, I BET--and Sammie be goin' out t' play! She, 'n Lizzie 'n Janet, be playin' wit' 'ssor Jackson.

Kiki be flyin' on a broom! See, Feebee! That be how ye fly! Or in a flyin' thing like Annie, Rory, Peter 'n Sammie did! Not by jumpin'. That be NEVER workin' unless ye have a MAGIC CAPE on. It's a RULE.

Nad-ya, Feebee 'n Pippi be playin' MUSIC 'n jumpin' 'round in th' music store. Be it Little Bunny Foo Foo? I LOVE THAT SONG.

*Little Bunny Foo Foo plays for ten minutes, sounds of Barbossa jumping on his bed*

*stampeding feet back to the microphone* Oh! Oh! I be seein' me MOST FAVORITEST NINJA today in the Park! She be thar wit' Becky, and Jaye 'n Maureen be thar too, but that's not important.

And thar be MOVIES TODAY TOO! Draco be thar 'n Cam 'n V 'n Angela 'n Nadya, 'n Bel, 'n Pip, 'n Broots 'n Maureen, 'n Feebee, 'n Walter 'n Pippi.

*deep breath* That be a LOT. Thar be cupcakes 'n candy 'n everyone be watchin' Discoverin' Nero. Thar be not enough pirates in that movie.

O'er at the boo-boo place, 'lanna be takin' Allie t' breffast, 'n Zero be gettin' a lolly. Thar be lollies thar? I wanna purple one! Walter be thar tonight' n gettin' choklit! And 'lanna be gettin' MORE CANDY! And Piper and Piper and PIPER BE GETTIN' CHOKLIT TOO!

Jaye be callin' her daddy! Jakey be callin' his daddy! Nadia be writin' her daddy! I be not having a daddy AT ALL!!!!!

*piratey sniffles*

Draco be writin' his mummy, and Jaye be gettin' ANOTHER PHONE CALL. She be very, very busy today. Zero be havin' a phone call too, and Rory be writin' VERY IMPORTANT LETTERS 'n colorin'. Feebee 'n Pippi 'n Walter 'n Nadya be wakin' up then Nadya 'n Phoebe be playin' in the woods! MONSTERS BE LIVIN' THAR! AND DEER!

V 'n Klowee 'n Piper be playin' wit' magic! Pippi be sayin' 'lo t' Pip! That be silly t' say!

*weetiny pirate snickers*

John be bringin' Aeryn sea monkeys. Thar be monkeys that live in the sea? REALLY? Sakura be talkin' wit' Al 'n Ed. Bridgeyxander be talkin' to Bridgey's doggie and Anders be talkin' t' Cally, who be not a doggie!

OH NO! Archie be havin' a boat stolen! That be THE WORST THING EVER! Rory, Piper 'n V be tryin' t' help but Archie goes t' bed sad! I have a boat I can share, Archie! Don't be sad!

FOOD! Maybe even COOKIES!
Luke be throwin' a party today! Thar be balloons 'n glitter 'n GIANT SEA MONSTERS! There were. The squirrels be tellin' me. Cam be thar, tellin' Luke that girls suck. YOU TELL HIM, CAM! Marty be picky, Maureen 'n Jaye be eatin' AND DUO STILL BE OWIN' ME COOKIES! Rory be sayin' 'lo t' Luke who be askin' Anders t' watch out fer her. She be a MARRIED LADY NOW but we'll get t' that later. Also, it be a secret so SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Rory be givin' Molly, and Aeryn 'n her mummy folder helmets which be savin' ye from the LAVA MONSTERS. I be wearin' one right now. And Aeryn 'n John be friends, then not friends, then best friends. Then they be gettin' married too BUT THAT'S ANOTHER SECRET SHHHHHHH. Lizzie be gettin' food, and 'lanna, 'n Zhaan be tellin' Aeryn she be gettin' taller someday. I think she be gettin' shorter and shorter until be DISAPPEARIN'. I be hearin' that happens t' people. Molly 'n Broots talk but they be grownups 'n that be BORING.

And more! Jaye 'n Zero be talkin' about hair! Tex be helpin' V wash her hands! I thought water would give ye the plague? V HAS THE PLAGUE! RUN FER YER LIVES! I be right! Rory be tellin' her mummy about this and why Jaye be not needin' a bath. Major K! be askin' if thar be a Mister Tex and Feebee 'n Pippi 'n Walter 'n Nadia decide t' go t' listen t' music! Piper 'n Draco share food BUT DON'T GET MARRIED! Don't ye get stoned fer that or somethin'? Broots be gettin' bossed around by Maureen because she be a BOSSY BOSSY HEAD. She be makin' snowflakes wit' Rory's mummy, too. Cam 'n Molly about somethin' but I be drawin' a monkey on it and thar be big words. I bet they be talkin' about monkeys. 'lanna 'n Lizzie be talkin' 'bout aminals, then Piper 'n Lizzie be drawin' 'n Cam be talkin' to Rory's mummy about the NEW BABY THAT BE COMIN'!

Angela be MAKIN' CUPCAKES! Maureen MEAN MEAN BOSSY HEAD be thar, too, 'n Anders be helpin' Bridgeyxander take pitturs.

Nadya 'n Pippi be cookin' up HERE WHERE I LIVE YAY! But that be after Pippi, Nadya, Walter 'n Feebee be cleanin' up the Caffee in town.

MARRIED! AND CAKE!
Rory has an IDEA and gets Izzibell t' help--we're all gonna get married-ed! AND HAVE CAKE! Annie 'n Rory got married-ed! But it's a secret so SHHHHHHHHH! 'n Bridgeyxander! Though Sharon 'n Maureen MEAN MEAN BOSSY HEAD object. 'n Deedee 'n Kry! He be not named Froggy! 'n Peter 'n Zero! 'n Princypill Washburn 'n Matey-wit'-the-Hat 'cause Rory said to! Maureen MEAN MEAN BOSSY HEAD 'n Izzibell are bridesmaids. Be ye doin' the washin' up after? And Walter, Nadya 'n Pippi be gettin' married! And Aeryn 'n John! But that's ANOTHER SECRET SO SHHHHH! And Molly 'n Cam, though that's 'cause Rory made them. And Angela 'n Marty get married-ed too and Marty sprays people wit' water and THAT BE NOT NICE!

Maureen be tellin' Quinn that Jar'd be makin' a nice boyfriend fer her, 'n Angela 'n Isabel talk 'n so do 'lanna 'n Angela 'n Hamlet 'n Angela and EVERYONE EATS CAKE AND IT BE THE BEST DAY EVER.

And Draco 'n Major K! become BEST FRIENDS and then go monster huntin'! Sammie be lookin' fer someone t' protect her from monsters--maybe Draco 'n Major K can help! And Angela be goin' t' sleep. So be Sharon.

*yawn* That be soundin' good.

Though Cal 'n Angel be not at the 'ficial ceremony, they still be married. Logan be tellin' Angel he be goin' t' Santropiz. Be that a demon or a planet? Bel be VERY MAD that Angel be married. Marty gets kicked by 'lanna which is MEAN and Angel's gonna be beatin' up Rory's secret husband, what the hell!

*giggling*

Maureen MEAN MEAN BOSSY HEAD thinks Angel be a marshmallow, but that's just silly.

BORING Grown-Up Things

The robot, which CAN EAT PEOPLE I BET, be hidin' in a closet! RUN FER YER LIVES!

'ssor Cregg be GONE! I be bettin' the robot et her.

Artie be downtown 'n the flyin' thing went RIGHT PAST HIM and didn't stop. That be RUDE, ANNIE!

*another yawn*

I be tired now. Night.

*click*