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Weetiny!Fandom Radio, Sunday, March 30th, 2008
DICK: Okay, we're here. I didn't get in trouble. You can go.
MEG: I don't think so. As if I'm going to let you do radio by yourself like this. You shouldn't be allowed to do radio by yourself when you're a teenager.
DICK: WHAT?! But Sam an' Dean got to do radio by themselves!
MEG: Sam and Dean are good boys. You are...I don't want to say evil but that's the only word that's coming to mind.
DICK: MEAN!
MEG: Oh don't even! I know what you're like. You gave me a box full of worms and dirt for my seventh birthday.
DICK: That was a present for you!
MEG: You dumped them in my hair!
DICK: Oh, yeah. That was funny!
Weetiny!School
DICK: I'm gonna read this! You gotta shut up! I get to read ALL of it!
MEG: Fine. Read it. If you can read.
DICK: I can totally read! I'm not stupid, duh. Host Club met! See, I can read. Sokka is afraid of girl cooties. He should! Girls are gross! I had my cootie shot so I'm not gonna catch anything from Meg.
MEG: Funny, under normal circumstances people are more concerned about catching something from you.
DICK: What?
MEG: Nothing, keep reading.
DICK: Fine, I will. But not because you told me to. Romeo built a cool castle-boat thingamajg and it battled Reno's lego monster. Cool! Sky's Megazord fight's Reno's lego monster and Liir tells Reno about his tower.
MEG: ...
DICK: Why are you staring at me?
MEG: Sorry, I was just expecting a "not dirty" to the end of that sentence.
DICK: What's dirty about telling someone about your tower?
MEG: Oh god. I've become the pervert in this relationship. This is awful.
DICK: What's a pervert?
MEG: Nothing! Keep reading!
DICK: Don't rush me! Some of these words a big! Dojima and Rikku are looking for boys to play tag with. No boys want to play with you stinky girls! We'll catch diseases! Girly ones! Sokka is throwing legos at anybody trying to nap. Yes! Awesome! Uncle Barney, who is the bestest dude in the history of dudes, wants to know why Fandom is against him. I'm not against you, Uncle Barney! Reno asks Uncle Barney for a story, Romeo asks about his drink and Sokka wants to play strip poker. I know what that is! That's like playing doctor but with cards!
MEG: Oh god...
DICK: Hey, look! The squirrels brought you a drink!
MEG: Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
DICK: It looks like apple juice.
MEG: That's because it is.
DICK: Can I have some?
MEG: No.
Weetiny!Dorms
DICK: There was flag football in the gym today and it was AWESOME! Football is awesome! People played and MEANIE HEAD tackled Chad.
MEG: Meanie head? Let me see those notes for a second. *sigh* Savannah is not a meanie head, Dick.
DICK: Is too! Annette dived at Chad's legs and so did Teddy. John tries to get Andrew to play football and Peter-who-talks-funny has flowers for Willow.
MEG: He just has an accent. And he's very sweet cause he brought flowers for Willow.
DICK: Hope he had his cootie shot! Meanie head is making a sugary breakfast for everyone. Jerkface comes in thinking he's an airplane.
MEG: It's Savannah and Johnny, not Meanie head and Jerkface.
DICK: My bad. Eve wants some sugary breakfast and Billy says good morning to her. Savannah and Alex say hi and are adorable. I bet that's a lie. Girls aren't adorable. Bunnies are though. Billy is glad to see the cookies that Savannah made for breakfast. Ino thinks it's the best breakfast EVER. Dawn and Mel wake up in the lobby and they make fun of each other because of their icky boyfriends. NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE ICKY ONES! Boys are awesome! Aren't they, Meg?
MEG: Why would I agree to that?
DICK: Because I'm cute?
MEG: You're not as cute as you think you are.
DICK: Yes I am. Madison tells me I'm cute all the time. ANYWAYS. Sokka pokes at Adah who is trying to get down the stairs. Hahahaha! Guys should poke girls more often.
MEG: Re-fill on the drink please, squirrels?
DICK: THERE'S A POLAR BEAR ON THE FOURTH FLOOR! AWESOME! Brooke pets the polar bear. Lucky! Turtle, Liz and Harry are all excited about the awesome polar bear. You should be! Isabel wants to know how a polar bear can be both a bear and a boy at the same time. I KNOW! I saw bears at the zoo once the boy ones have a--
MEG: Dick!
DICK: That's what I was gonna say! How'd you know?
MEG: Oh god...
DICK: Wow, you're drinking fast. On the grounds, Mister Anakin and Luke are playing the coolest version of airplane ever! Mister Anakin also lets a bunch of other kids play airplane too. Kids like Andrew, Jaina, John, Alex, Dean, Evey, Karal, Sokka, Inara, Rikku, Romeo, Teyla, Ino, Naomi, Reno, Billy and Ann-money. Annomity. Anonymoneee.
MEG: Anemone.
DICK: I knew that! Karal tells Andrew that Trenor threw him into the duck pond. Hahahahaha! He also tells Inara how gross the duck pond is. Well, duh! It's got duck poop in it! John tells Rikku how flying is the bestest and Romeo tells Teyla that flying isn't that scary. Jo is all YAY at Luke about flying. Karal's horsie is a grumpy pants. Horses don't wear pants. These squirrels are dumb.
MEG: Put that acorn down, squirrel! He's eight. Hit him when he's big and stupid again.
DICK: Hey! You can't call kids stupid!
MEG: You're right. I'm sorry. The apple juice is kicking in.
DICK: Ooooookay. Romeo, Rikku, Reno and Dojima are at the shooting range. With toy guns. Naomi gets a call from home. Meanie head tells Jerkface that she'll cook him breakfast. Brooke has makeup and she teaches Lana about lipstick and shares her blush with Isabel. Makeup is gross. No wonder girls like them. Cause girls are also gross. Lana comes to Summer's room to see if her bunny is home. Bunnies are awesome! Jerkface tells Summer about the puppy he's getting Meanie head.
MEG: Dick...
DICK: It was an accident! Both times! Chris comes in from orb tag and plays with the bunny until Summer tells him to go to bed. Lana gets a visit from Alex while she's reading to her bear and, as I said before, Trenor dumps Karal in the duck pond. Sky takes a nap. Naps are for babies. Anders thinks Mean--Savannah is too young to be married. Isabel shows Anders her pretty makeup, Sky talks to Anders and he tells Eve how kids are growing up too fast these days. That's such an old person thing to say. Who are you, my grandma? Lana tells Anders that she loves him. Gross! Bridge--
MEG: Who is the bestest pretend brother in the world.
DICK: Yeah, him, shares his cookies with Anders. Meg, what am I the bestest at?
MEG: Making me not to want to have kids for a long, long time.
DICK: COOL! Sky visits Adam and his puppy. Hoshi is lost but Adam helps her find her room. Adam offers Billy a cookie and Liir gives Andrew cookies before bed. Man! I want cookies! Dawn puts a tape line between her and Sam's room. Pretty good idea. For a girl. Reno gets a call from his boss. Karal has a fort and Evey brought him food. Hoshi writes a letter home and Robin visits her. Wyatt tucks Isabel in, Savannah lies down, Alex goes to sleep and Dean visits Meg. Ooooooo Meg's got a booooooooooyfriend. Hahahahahaha! Gross!
MEG: You're a dork.
DICK: So's your face. Romeo climbs into bed and so does John. I'm awesome so I get to stay up late. Valentine is makin' a movie and Namine, Zack and Sokka are allllll helping. And Bob tells Harry a story.
Weetiny!Town
DICK: Kerrigan's in the Perk with her PDA. Like...kissyfacing PDA? Sick! Karal tells Kerrigan about his horsie and Bond is informed about the Children Problem on the island. Hey! I'm not a problem! You're the problem! Karal meets Bond and cons him into getting coffee with whipped cream and sugar. Lana is upset that Bond isn't Mr. Phale but they play pretend anyways. Gwynn asks Bond for better weapons. Dude! Weapons are awesome! Liz asks Kerrigan for coffee and she says yes. Ooooo! Kids aren't supposed to have coffee!
MEG: I think it's fine in this case, Dick.
DICK: Fine but when she ends up being short don't come crying to me. Ino is all bouncy at Kerrigan. Sky attempts to salute Kerrigan and Sokka tells her she's not allowed to have a headache. Aravis gets Bond to buy her tea and cake and Kerrigan instructs Aravis on how to make tea but she already knows. Tea is gross. Karal is riding Trenor around the park and he introduces Seely to Trenor even though Seely is afraid of the horse. Who the heck is scared of horsies? George Michael opens up the Naner Stand and Sky and Hoshi stop by. Katara is in J,GOB trying to decide what to get and she exchanges donut rings with Zuko. Then she, Zuko and Sokka yell about cooties. Cooties suck! They melt your eyeballs!
MEG: Now who told you that?
DICK: I read it. In a book.
MEG: Nobody is going to believe that.
DICK: It's still true! Geoffrey is holding auditions for his play and Amber auditions. Romeo tells Geoffrey that his play is crazy. Sean is at the sport's store and Gwynn comes in for armor. Robin is sleepin' at the Magic Box and Annie-money comes by. Anymonay. Anonymynay...
MEG: Anemone.
DICK: THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Jeez! Makoto has paper and crayons at Pizza Planet and talks about war with Zuko. Nathan is having Peter run off all his energy in the park. Mac plays tag with Peter and Nathan. Peter tells Sam about how he fell off the balcony yesterday but Nathan saved him. Cool! Aly teases Nathan about not wearing a tie. Girls aren't supposed to tease!
MEG: A motto you've carried with you your whole life, Dick.
DICK: It's true! Zuko tells Aly about all the sugar he's had and Ino talks to her about ninjas and cooking. Ninjas are awesome, cooking isn't. End of talking about that. Roy tells Aly she's cute with kids. Ugh. Peter and Ino climb a tree. Roy tells Ino that Kerrigan is really nice. Isabel says hi to Nathan, tells Ino the story of Snow White and tells Michael that's she's all painted so Wyatt will like her. DOOM is at the T&C and there's a sign that said "Children will be executed". What's that mean?
MEG: It means you probably shouldn't go near that store.
DICK: He should've just put a sign that said that kids shouldn't go near the store instead. It'd be easier to understand. Anyways, Jaina comes in for a box. Luke says hi to DOOM a lot and Sokka is impressed that DOOM is trying to kill him. What? Turtle and DOOM decide to catch a gremlin and send it to Japan. I wanna catch a gremlin and sent it to Neptune. Wouldn't that be cool?
MEG: I can think of a couple of people who'd deserve that, yeah.
DICK: A.J. is at Luke's. A.J. says Ino is an impostor but he's just kidding. Alex and A.J. promise to be friends forever and Annette told A.J. about her sleepover. There's free candy at Cafe Fina and Ino comes in. Mohinder is on the phone and so is Kerrigan. Just not with each other. Zuko interrupts Roy and Aly cause his tummy hurts. Wuss. Ino goes to Cable for comfort and Arashi and Deadpool are watching TV when Ino comes in asking for juice. Dawn stops by Faith's and Sam goes to Zoe's looking for his lost wallet. There's milk and cookies at Caritas and Doogie is offering cootie shots at the clinic. Good! All boys should get cootie shots!
MEG: All done?
DICK: Yep!
MEG: Yaaaay. Alright, let's go back to the dorms. It's way past your bedtime.
DICK: Can I sleep with you?
MEG: Absolutely not.
DICK: Aw...
MEG: I don't think so. As if I'm going to let you do radio by yourself like this. You shouldn't be allowed to do radio by yourself when you're a teenager.
DICK: WHAT?! But Sam an' Dean got to do radio by themselves!
MEG: Sam and Dean are good boys. You are...I don't want to say evil but that's the only word that's coming to mind.
DICK: MEAN!
MEG: Oh don't even! I know what you're like. You gave me a box full of worms and dirt for my seventh birthday.
DICK: That was a present for you!
MEG: You dumped them in my hair!
DICK: Oh, yeah. That was funny!
Weetiny!School
DICK: I'm gonna read this! You gotta shut up! I get to read ALL of it!
MEG: Fine. Read it. If you can read.
DICK: I can totally read! I'm not stupid, duh. Host Club met! See, I can read. Sokka is afraid of girl cooties. He should! Girls are gross! I had my cootie shot so I'm not gonna catch anything from Meg.
MEG: Funny, under normal circumstances people are more concerned about catching something from you.
DICK: What?
MEG: Nothing, keep reading.
DICK: Fine, I will. But not because you told me to. Romeo built a cool castle-boat thingamajg and it battled Reno's lego monster. Cool! Sky's Megazord fight's Reno's lego monster and Liir tells Reno about his tower.
MEG: ...
DICK: Why are you staring at me?
MEG: Sorry, I was just expecting a "not dirty" to the end of that sentence.
DICK: What's dirty about telling someone about your tower?
MEG: Oh god. I've become the pervert in this relationship. This is awful.
DICK: What's a pervert?
MEG: Nothing! Keep reading!
DICK: Don't rush me! Some of these words a big! Dojima and Rikku are looking for boys to play tag with. No boys want to play with you stinky girls! We'll catch diseases! Girly ones! Sokka is throwing legos at anybody trying to nap. Yes! Awesome! Uncle Barney, who is the bestest dude in the history of dudes, wants to know why Fandom is against him. I'm not against you, Uncle Barney! Reno asks Uncle Barney for a story, Romeo asks about his drink and Sokka wants to play strip poker. I know what that is! That's like playing doctor but with cards!
MEG: Oh god...
DICK: Hey, look! The squirrels brought you a drink!
MEG: Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
DICK: It looks like apple juice.
MEG: That's because it is.
DICK: Can I have some?
MEG: No.
Weetiny!Dorms
DICK: There was flag football in the gym today and it was AWESOME! Football is awesome! People played and MEANIE HEAD tackled Chad.
MEG: Meanie head? Let me see those notes for a second. *sigh* Savannah is not a meanie head, Dick.
DICK: Is too! Annette dived at Chad's legs and so did Teddy. John tries to get Andrew to play football and Peter-who-talks-funny has flowers for Willow.
MEG: He just has an accent. And he's very sweet cause he brought flowers for Willow.
DICK: Hope he had his cootie shot! Meanie head is making a sugary breakfast for everyone. Jerkface comes in thinking he's an airplane.
MEG: It's Savannah and Johnny, not Meanie head and Jerkface.
DICK: My bad. Eve wants some sugary breakfast and Billy says good morning to her. Savannah and Alex say hi and are adorable. I bet that's a lie. Girls aren't adorable. Bunnies are though. Billy is glad to see the cookies that Savannah made for breakfast. Ino thinks it's the best breakfast EVER. Dawn and Mel wake up in the lobby and they make fun of each other because of their icky boyfriends. NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE ICKY ONES! Boys are awesome! Aren't they, Meg?
MEG: Why would I agree to that?
DICK: Because I'm cute?
MEG: You're not as cute as you think you are.
DICK: Yes I am. Madison tells me I'm cute all the time. ANYWAYS. Sokka pokes at Adah who is trying to get down the stairs. Hahahaha! Guys should poke girls more often.
MEG: Re-fill on the drink please, squirrels?
DICK: THERE'S A POLAR BEAR ON THE FOURTH FLOOR! AWESOME! Brooke pets the polar bear. Lucky! Turtle, Liz and Harry are all excited about the awesome polar bear. You should be! Isabel wants to know how a polar bear can be both a bear and a boy at the same time. I KNOW! I saw bears at the zoo once the boy ones have a--
MEG: Dick!
DICK: That's what I was gonna say! How'd you know?
MEG: Oh god...
DICK: Wow, you're drinking fast. On the grounds, Mister Anakin and Luke are playing the coolest version of airplane ever! Mister Anakin also lets a bunch of other kids play airplane too. Kids like Andrew, Jaina, John, Alex, Dean, Evey, Karal, Sokka, Inara, Rikku, Romeo, Teyla, Ino, Naomi, Reno, Billy and Ann-money. Annomity. Anonymoneee.
MEG: Anemone.
DICK: I knew that! Karal tells Andrew that Trenor threw him into the duck pond. Hahahahaha! He also tells Inara how gross the duck pond is. Well, duh! It's got duck poop in it! John tells Rikku how flying is the bestest and Romeo tells Teyla that flying isn't that scary. Jo is all YAY at Luke about flying. Karal's horsie is a grumpy pants. Horses don't wear pants. These squirrels are dumb.
MEG: Put that acorn down, squirrel! He's eight. Hit him when he's big and stupid again.
DICK: Hey! You can't call kids stupid!
MEG: You're right. I'm sorry. The apple juice is kicking in.
DICK: Ooooookay. Romeo, Rikku, Reno and Dojima are at the shooting range. With toy guns. Naomi gets a call from home. Meanie head tells Jerkface that she'll cook him breakfast. Brooke has makeup and she teaches Lana about lipstick and shares her blush with Isabel. Makeup is gross. No wonder girls like them. Cause girls are also gross. Lana comes to Summer's room to see if her bunny is home. Bunnies are awesome! Jerkface tells Summer about the puppy he's getting Meanie head.
MEG: Dick...
DICK: It was an accident! Both times! Chris comes in from orb tag and plays with the bunny until Summer tells him to go to bed. Lana gets a visit from Alex while she's reading to her bear and, as I said before, Trenor dumps Karal in the duck pond. Sky takes a nap. Naps are for babies. Anders thinks Mean--Savannah is too young to be married. Isabel shows Anders her pretty makeup, Sky talks to Anders and he tells Eve how kids are growing up too fast these days. That's such an old person thing to say. Who are you, my grandma? Lana tells Anders that she loves him. Gross! Bridge--
MEG: Who is the bestest pretend brother in the world.
DICK: Yeah, him, shares his cookies with Anders. Meg, what am I the bestest at?
MEG: Making me not to want to have kids for a long, long time.
DICK: COOL! Sky visits Adam and his puppy. Hoshi is lost but Adam helps her find her room. Adam offers Billy a cookie and Liir gives Andrew cookies before bed. Man! I want cookies! Dawn puts a tape line between her and Sam's room. Pretty good idea. For a girl. Reno gets a call from his boss. Karal has a fort and Evey brought him food. Hoshi writes a letter home and Robin visits her. Wyatt tucks Isabel in, Savannah lies down, Alex goes to sleep and Dean visits Meg. Ooooooo Meg's got a booooooooooyfriend. Hahahahahaha! Gross!
MEG: You're a dork.
DICK: So's your face. Romeo climbs into bed and so does John. I'm awesome so I get to stay up late. Valentine is makin' a movie and Namine, Zack and Sokka are allllll helping. And Bob tells Harry a story.
Weetiny!Town
DICK: Kerrigan's in the Perk with her PDA. Like...kissyfacing PDA? Sick! Karal tells Kerrigan about his horsie and Bond is informed about the Children Problem on the island. Hey! I'm not a problem! You're the problem! Karal meets Bond and cons him into getting coffee with whipped cream and sugar. Lana is upset that Bond isn't Mr. Phale but they play pretend anyways. Gwynn asks Bond for better weapons. Dude! Weapons are awesome! Liz asks Kerrigan for coffee and she says yes. Ooooo! Kids aren't supposed to have coffee!
MEG: I think it's fine in this case, Dick.
DICK: Fine but when she ends up being short don't come crying to me. Ino is all bouncy at Kerrigan. Sky attempts to salute Kerrigan and Sokka tells her she's not allowed to have a headache. Aravis gets Bond to buy her tea and cake and Kerrigan instructs Aravis on how to make tea but she already knows. Tea is gross. Karal is riding Trenor around the park and he introduces Seely to Trenor even though Seely is afraid of the horse. Who the heck is scared of horsies? George Michael opens up the Naner Stand and Sky and Hoshi stop by. Katara is in J,GOB trying to decide what to get and she exchanges donut rings with Zuko. Then she, Zuko and Sokka yell about cooties. Cooties suck! They melt your eyeballs!
MEG: Now who told you that?
DICK: I read it. In a book.
MEG: Nobody is going to believe that.
DICK: It's still true! Geoffrey is holding auditions for his play and Amber auditions. Romeo tells Geoffrey that his play is crazy. Sean is at the sport's store and Gwynn comes in for armor. Robin is sleepin' at the Magic Box and Annie-money comes by. Anymonay. Anonymynay...
MEG: Anemone.
DICK: THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Jeez! Makoto has paper and crayons at Pizza Planet and talks about war with Zuko. Nathan is having Peter run off all his energy in the park. Mac plays tag with Peter and Nathan. Peter tells Sam about how he fell off the balcony yesterday but Nathan saved him. Cool! Aly teases Nathan about not wearing a tie. Girls aren't supposed to tease!
MEG: A motto you've carried with you your whole life, Dick.
DICK: It's true! Zuko tells Aly about all the sugar he's had and Ino talks to her about ninjas and cooking. Ninjas are awesome, cooking isn't. End of talking about that. Roy tells Aly she's cute with kids. Ugh. Peter and Ino climb a tree. Roy tells Ino that Kerrigan is really nice. Isabel says hi to Nathan, tells Ino the story of Snow White and tells Michael that's she's all painted so Wyatt will like her. DOOM is at the T&C and there's a sign that said "Children will be executed". What's that mean?
MEG: It means you probably shouldn't go near that store.
DICK: He should've just put a sign that said that kids shouldn't go near the store instead. It'd be easier to understand. Anyways, Jaina comes in for a box. Luke says hi to DOOM a lot and Sokka is impressed that DOOM is trying to kill him. What? Turtle and DOOM decide to catch a gremlin and send it to Japan. I wanna catch a gremlin and sent it to Neptune. Wouldn't that be cool?
MEG: I can think of a couple of people who'd deserve that, yeah.
DICK: A.J. is at Luke's. A.J. says Ino is an impostor but he's just kidding. Alex and A.J. promise to be friends forever and Annette told A.J. about her sleepover. There's free candy at Cafe Fina and Ino comes in. Mohinder is on the phone and so is Kerrigan. Just not with each other. Zuko interrupts Roy and Aly cause his tummy hurts. Wuss. Ino goes to Cable for comfort and Arashi and Deadpool are watching TV when Ino comes in asking for juice. Dawn stops by Faith's and Sam goes to Zoe's looking for his lost wallet. There's milk and cookies at Caritas and Doogie is offering cootie shots at the clinic. Good! All boys should get cootie shots!
MEG: All done?
DICK: Yep!
MEG: Yaaaay. Alright, let's go back to the dorms. It's way past your bedtime.
DICK: Can I sleep with you?
MEG: Absolutely not.
DICK: Aw...