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Hiiiii, everyone! Good morning! It's me, Summer, on the radio once again because your Friday host has once again left to be some, like, knight or whatever in a medieval fantasy land, and if you see white smoke emerging from the roof of the radio station, it either means that a) the squirrels have selected a new Friday Host, because it sure as hell ain't me, god, I hope it ain't me, or b) the fire fighters on the island will finally have something to do! Because there's a lot of booze in here and someone's letting the squirrels play with fire literally. So I'm going to try to get through these quickly because I do not feel safe and I've got to go show a guy my massive red robot ferret.

Is that a euphemism? Maybe! I'm not telling you. I'm just going to read these notes.

Obviously, there's no School notes except for Belle at the library, dealing with books trying to fortify themselves, and there are no notes for the Dorms because no one even lives in the dorms anymore.

*chittering*

Okay, like, five people.

Over in the Town, Pick Your Poison was unindated with mysterious bags of chips everywhere, much to Adrian's....something, I don't know, the squirrel says they were too distracted by his icon to pay much attention to anything else, whatever the [BEEP] that means, and Boc was....oh no, please dont' tell me Pixie Dust is where Tino's been getting all that denim. Boc. Sweetie. We need to talk. And over at Groovy Tunes, Stewart...

Actually, I don't care. Moving on. Prompto was cute and complimentary to Liz when he brought her lunch at the Photo Hut, awww, and Vi and Steph were pretty cute at the Magpie Emporium--no, I will not say it like that--when Vi brought Steph lunch, and Detective Watts didn't bring Steven lunch at the Musuem, but he did send flowers, which is also cute.

And, yes, Jack, you were cute, too, at the Park. Lana found him so they could chat and catch up.

The Supper Club met at El Burrito Loco this week, and thank you for saving that for after Graham left so we don't have to listen to a whole bunch of taco and nacho puns, they are way too easy, and you know he'd have milked it for all it's worth. Liliana and Ignis were very Liliana and Ignis about what pleases Liliana's tongue, and then Ignis was very Just Ignis at Rey about how she shouldn't just have horchata and flan, and now I'm pretty sure I've.... *snap* COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH for a horchata flan jello shot! Thanks, Igs!

Ignis and Lydia caught up, and Liliana and Rey talked about chips and salsa, Cinco de Mayo, and how you need to take more breaks, Rey, I one hundred percent agree with you, Liliana, ohmygod. Lydia and Rey discussed eating practices back in the ancient times that Lydia is from, and Lydia and Liliana complained about fast fashion, preach. Adrian and Rey discussed what a Basic [BEEP} (affectionate) the burrito is before she learned about his aforementioned snack attack, and then he asked Lydia about the upcoming flower moon.

Then they ate. I assume. I'd say Basic [BEEP] Burritos, probably, but Liliana and Ignis are there, so I doubt that's all it was.

And, finally, Thor got a lot of tequila over at the Devil's Nest, so it was pretty much all margs, all the time

That's the last note, thankfully nothing is burning yet, which means that I think I've managed to skirt not being appointed the new Friday host, and I'm getting out of here before they change their mind or Leroy tries to test the limits of his restraining order. Byyyye-eeee~!

*CLICK!*

somethingwithturquoise

It's probably going to be me usually now, isn't it? *chittering* Yeah, I know. You can't go wrong with a classic. Alright, let's do this. I've got a lot of work to do today, you know.

Goooooood morning, Fandom! It's mee~eee, Summer, probably stuck doing radio on Fridays now because the squirrels can't seem to find anyone else who isn't as cool or interesting. It happens. Anyway, let's get into it.

For the School, Day Drinking for Dummies played I Drink and I Know Things despite not knowing what the glowy green drink Dean found even was. Coffee Class dran coffee--shock and gasp--while Mana Class talked about, well, a bunch of stuff, but mostly black mana and mana in general because it's the last class, and Cultural Appreciation went to Paris, but not the good one.

Arts & Crafts for Beginners decorated T-shirts, and Arts and Crafts but with Metal did that thing Amaya always does in her classes where you melt the metal into baking molds that I could have used for jello shots.

Belle had to deal with a lot of CPR dummies in the library, and now I really want to make a joke about dummies with regards to Ignis stopping by Liliana's office to...*clears throat* 'BRING HER LUNCH...but I like and respect both them, their magic, and their knives too much to do that.

Shocking no one, there are no notes for the Dorms, except the note telling me there are no notes for the Dorms.

In the Town, the bookstore is now called the Ink Spot, where Irene met Flint, the new proprietor, and pulled a real dad move on him by telling him not to air-condition the outside by leaving the front door open. Lana also stopped in and asked about the classification of his Captain status.

Speaking Captains....or at least boats...Octavia was doing a little work and gardening on the deck of the Cape Rouge, which lead to a discussion with Lucifer about her garden work and also porg language--

*porg trilling*

Yeah, exactly. And Duke suggested maybe Octavia set up a scare-porg--

*more porg trilling*

--to keep porgs out of her garden; sounds like at least you're safe from the porg intern? And then Duke and Lucifer shared coffee and their admiration of Octavia and her love of nature and stuff.

Prompto brought lunch for Liz at the Photo Hut, and Steven got a delivery of flowers from I bet you can't guess who! at the Museum.

Steph was deep-cleaning at the Mag-- really, guys? Do I have to? *sigh* Okay, fine, the Maaa~agpie Empooor~rium, and Harley was at the Perk getting all the coffee. Like, into one. I think I can hear Scientia weeping from here. Remy came in for a drink and croissant and to be informed that he was absolutely not Harley's friend, but she got a croissant, too. Remy and Watts exchanged pleasantries, in, like, apparently the most 'exchanged pleasantries' sort of way, and Watts also learned about Harley's grand coffee experiment, and Harely got to hear about Watts and Steven's continued grand tour around the globe with all their little holidays.

If you still need an outfit for the Starkrogers party tonight, swing by Pixie Dust, apparently Boc unpacked a whole bunch of disco-stuff for display. Eleanor's discovery of why the Internet can be a bad thing, actually, was interrupted by Kamala's visit to Plant Parenthood to get, you guessed it, a plant, and, apparently, these two adorable horticultural nerds just ensured that I didn't leave the studio covered in glitter this morning after all. Good job, you two.

And finally, at the Devil's Nest, which I really should make it to more often, Gladio stopped in in all his shirtless glory and agreed that Annie prioritizing her kids over dumb stupid politics in her world--which, I can confirm, are exceptionally dumb and stupid--was a good idea.

Seconding that opinion, wholeheartedly.

And coming to the end of the notes now, too, so, thanks for listening, everyone. With any luck, you actually won't hear me again next week, but, let's be real, you probably will.

Summer OUT!

**CLICK!**

somethingwithturquoise

Heeeey, everyone. Happy Friday. It's Summer here, and I really hope the squirrels don't make the fact that they didn't plan ahead in locking someone in for Friday now that Graham's gone off playing Knight of the Round Table or whatever my problem, but it looks like this morning, at least, they were annoying enough that I've decided it's just easier to come in and do the thing. This one time. I will get more restraining orders if I have to.

*chittering*

....shut up. Give me those notes.

*papers rustling, throat clearing*

Alright, let's see. So, we're still on break, so for the School, there's just Belle at the library being sad or something, and there are no notes for the Dorms because there's never notes for the Dorms anymore.

*porg chirruping*

*sigh*

Except the note that says there's no notes for the Dorms.

*happy porg trilling*

Which means we're moving onto the Town, where Stark brought a bunch of clothes that needed mending over to Boc at Pixie Dust, because I believe in fully supporting local business owners, and Eleanor was doing accounting, apparently, at Plant Parenthood. Which is slightly more specific than the admin paperwork Liz was doing at the Photo Hut.

Lucy and the Ghoul---really? That's what we're going with? How accurate is that, or are you guys just being your usual petty bitch selves?--anyway, Lucy and the Ghoul? A Ghoul? I don't [BEEP]-ing know, but they and their dog wandered into town and tried to figure out why everything wasn't terrible, ohhhh, so they're those kind of newbies! Fun! Welcome to the island, guys! Assuming anyone's told you about the squirrels yet. Sometimes it, just, like, doesn't come up among all the other wild [BEEP] going on.

So, anyway, Lucy eventually made her way to MHA< where she met Jon and got some tea, and presumably maybe even a place to say, and if so, hiiii, Lucy, if you're not so new that you've already heard about the radio squirrels, we might be neighbors, if you need anything, I'm in #4! Hit me uuuuuuuup. Anyway , this was appparently after she also found her way into Stark Industries to talk to Tony where she asked about a guy and asked about his lab and asked about where and when she was. Because, you know, newbie.

Over at their creepy mansion in the woods, Liliana and Ignis had some catching up to do now that Liliana got her voice back, and over at the Devil's Nest, which I really need to try to make it into more often on Thursdays, really, Annie was serving up slushy drinks and Gladio was serving up his usual shirtlessness and need I say more?

Actually, officially, no, I do not, because that was the last note, I did not miss this at all, really, shut up, and I have no idea what the squirrels are planning on doing next week for this but hopefully they'll get their act together by then. I'll see you around, Fandom.

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somethingwithturquoise

Well, everyone. This is definitely going to be one of those radios, because if you haven't figured it out yet, Fandom's being Fandom again and we've got a bunch of weird violent animals attacking and a bunch of people turning into weird violent animals. Including your usual host, allegedly, despite the fact that squirrels don't actually have any notes about that. Seems a little sus, if you ask me, but whatever, I'm here and still not a weird sloth or squirrel or capybara, apparently, so let's just get to the news so you can keep track of whose turned into what and maybe we can figure this out.

Right.

So.

No School because break, except for the library, where Belle was researching, and no Dorms, because either nothing noteworthy happened there or the porg intern was rampaging through the town instead, I have no idea.

So, of course, everything happened in the Town. People getting attacked and turned into angry little...or not so little...beasties. Like Ulysses in the park. Steve with the tattoos had to deal with Danny being an angry, loud gopher again at the trooper station, who did eventually escape with the help of a weregoosed Ralph. Scott found himself newly a wereanteater at the Magic Box and Amaya's morning was interrupted by turning into a wererabbit. Boc, however, successfully hid from the beasts attacking Pixie Dust, which, honestly? No offense, dude, but that's kind of a shame, I'd be really curious to see how that turned out.

Margo and Eliot complained about the sun and having to carry their own bags and talked with Jon about the smoke coming from the diner burning down, but then they had even more problems when a weird [BEEP]ing hyena attacked. And, yeah, you heard that one right, the diner burned down, so that's fun. I guess I should be grateful that all the damage to T&C is internal and emotional, in the case of the cheese panda. I would say at least Stark and I tried to take care of some of it, but considering that Stark let himself be turned into a raccoon, that attempt had definitely failed.

Prompto convinced Liz that maybe all the paperwork at the Photo Hut could wait for when, you know, the island wasn't being attacked by werebeasts turning people into a bunch of more werebeasts, maybe? And Libby was surprised that there weren't more people in the clinic, but, you know, that happens when the people being attacked just turn into more things to attack. Kurt popped in to see if she was alright, though, and apparently there was a lot of hugging and clinging and now glitter.

Thankfully, when enraged and obnoxiously strong animals come out to attack, so do the Fandomites, ready to defend the streets. We are a pretty [BEEP]ing fighty bunch, aren't we? Even if Raiden admitted to Jane that he did sort of feel bad for punching animals. No, Raiden. Don't. Jane also appreciated the size of Gladio's sword...can confirm...while engaging in witty battle banter with him and Ignis, and talked with Cara about how beating werebeasts was both fun and beneficial. Nancy---aww, Nancy! Atta girl!--was out there to get a few shots in and admire Jane's hammer, which...you've got good taste, Nance. Rey is apparently not a fan of this one, and honestly? I'm kind of with you on this one, girl, but, anyway, she also didn't seem to be a fan of Jane's suggestion to put together a spreadsheet for some kidn of Fandom Invasion Tier List.

Apparently Steeeeeve has a new outfit and I have got to see it, ohmygod, there's no way these allegedly helpful squirrel sketches of it is doing it any kind of justice, but apparently, there's no shield, which was fine, because JANE could be his shield. And, oh, cool, it looks like Stark's weird raccoon fanclub broke him out of where I'd safely trapped him in Turtle & Canary so that he could roam the streets and get attacked by Jane's lightning. So that's fun and something I'm probably going to have to deal with today, isn't it? Awesome.

Naturally, Steph was a little antsy at the Magpi--

*insistent chittering*

No, I am not saying it like that! Anyway, Steph, nerd shop, Jane popped in to check on her and they implored the gods or whatever to not give the island any more bright ideas like this one, because, yeah, that always works. Vi was also there to check on Steph and they made promises to try to not turn into weird violent animals, and, honestly? They did pretty good at that, it sounds like, despite the weird violent animals, especially geckos and mice, apparently, best efforts, so well done, you two.

Annie is awesome and zapped the [BEEP] out of some werewarthog that had rampaged around the Devil's Nest, and Gladio came in to check on her and have a little respite from all the fighting with a shirt on, which was, of course, easily the weirdest and most disturbing thing to happen on the island thus far.

But it's only Friday, right, guys?

*SIIIIIIGH*

Anyway, that's the last of the notes. Be carefut out there, be safe, let's all go punch some of our friends turned animals in their furry faces and get this figured out.

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somethingwithturquoise

Graham: squuuuuuueeeaaaak squeak-squeak! Squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak...

*worried chittering*

Squeak squeak squeak! Squeak squeak. Squeak squea--

*insistent chittering, some scrambling, a door opening and closing, and a sigh*

Squeak squeak squeak, squeak. Squeak squeak! Squeak squeak sque SQUEAK--

**CLICK**

*long pause*

--squeak squeak sque--

*door opens*

Summer: Okay, which one of you brainiacs thought it was a good idea to send Leroy to get me down to the studio?

Graham: Squeak?

*explanatory chittering*

Summer:....okay, yeah, that's fair, I did only agree to this just to get rid of him. Okay, so, what's going on here? Is that Graham? Still a...bandicoot, was it? Is that what they look like? I mean, sure, okay, I guess. And he's still trying to do radio, huh?

Graham: Squeak squeak squeak squeak.

Summer: ......yeah, no. Lemme see those notes. Okay. *clears throat* It's been a hot minute, but let's do this. Hey, everyone. Good morning. It's Summer, duh, obviously, because your usual radio host is still a weird, random marsupial despite definitely not even being remotely Australian, so I guess I'm reading the notes and saving your eardrums from a litany of squeaks. But, I mean, A+ for effort, man, we're all very impressed by your dedication.

Graham: Squeak squeak squeak!

Summer: So. In the School, the Great Fandom TV Show Rip-Off actually watched the show it was ripped off from. Creative Writing talked about plays, and the Hylian Bestiary talked about octoroks. And I just want to let Belle know that LEGO on the high shelves of the library are still way better than LEGO underfoot at the library. Just saying.

There are no notes for the Dorms, and, ohgod, is that the look the porg intern gives you guys every time there are no notes for the dorms? That's haunting. I am moving on as quickly as I can now to the Town.

Stark stopped by to see Steph at the Magpie--

Graham: Squeak Squuuuuuuueak-squeak squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak!

Summer: I am not saying it like that. Anyway, at the...

Graham: Squeak Squuuuuuuueak-squeak squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak!

Summer: Right. That. Nerd shop. Where Stark and Steph talked about how they should probably keep the knowledge of people-eating gelatinous cubes away from me, but, ha ha, look at how well that worked out for you guys, nyeh. Duke was strongly against poisoning the customers at Luke's, which, really, is what I like to see in the management of a diner; he also called Octavia an old coat and got to surprise Nell with her meal. I think we can all rest assured that the surprise was not poison.

Annie and Diego, who I have to take a second to side-eye publicly for hiring movers when they could have just portaled all their [BEEP] across the island, discussed how to decorate their new house because that is definitely their life now.

And I love that for you, babe. Godspeed.

Boc is apparently every boomer ever who doesn't understand distressed fashion and tried to mend all the tattered denim that came into Pixie Dust this week, and Libby and Kurt had their usual adorable lunch date with an extra helping of awkward over at the clinic. Prompto and Liz also had an adorable lunch at the Photo Hut with a side helping of an Easter lesson, and Irene helped Amaya get all cleaned up after she transformed back from being a rabbit. Nice.

Well, maybe less nice when you consider the maybe thousands of dollars worth of damage done to Irene's make-up collection, but anywaaaaay....

Graham and Charlie were in the Park, playing music, and--really, dude? A week plus as an animal and you're still just throwing yourself out there in the most public of places like it's nothing?

Graham: Squeak?

Summer: I don't know, it just seems kind of risky, that's all. When you could literally change at any mo--

*odd thumping sound*

--ment.

Graham: Hey! Neat! How'd you do that? Amazing! Are you a witch? If you're a witch, you have to tell me. It's alright if you're a witch around here, a lot of people do magic!

Summer: I'm not a witch! And you don't have to tell me that, I've been around here since you were probably a fetus.

Graham: Yeah, but you said I could turn back at any moment, and then I did turn back!

Summer: That's not magic, that's just a coincidence. I'm not a witch, I'm just very meta-savvy.

Graham: Soooooo, now that I'm back....can I finish up the broadcast?

Summer: Don't you want, like....clothes or something first?

Graham: It's not like anyone can see me. I mean, except you. And the squirrels.

Summer:....I'm going to get you some clothes before I end up on some kind of list. But yeah, go ahead, finish things up here. Knock yourself out.

Graham: Yes! Excellent! Alright! Here we go, everyone! It's me, Graham again, Graham Cra--

*slamming door sound, very judging chitters*

*clears throat*

--cker, here to finish up the news, although let's give a nice round of a-paws...

*polite squirrel clapping*

...for Definitely Probably A Witch Miss Smith's fine work getting us started. Moving on and back to me and Charlie's grand adventures in the park, I also asked if Stark was interested in joining our musical stylings, but he wasn't so sure he'd be good at it, and Charlie told him about how the bandicoot was me, and that if her Aunties turned you into an animal, they definitely meant it.

...

*papers rustling*

....and that's it, actually. No Devil's Nest or anything? That's all?

...

Awww, man! *sighs* Well! It was fun while it lasted, but that's all the notes for this week, everyone! Stay tuned next week, where I'll hopefully be able to do a bit more of your regularly scheduled Friday broadcast! Until then, have a great day, and I guess I'm just going to sit here and wait for some clothes.

Although, I guess if she was a witch, she could probably have just magicked me some clothes. I could probably magic some clothes, maybe, but I'd need a peacock feather and a sprinkle of diamond dust and a silver need--

**CLICK!**

stykera

I don’t know why I thought you might drag someone else into this today. Since you didn’t we might as well just try and finish it quickly.

We have no notes from the school or the dorms this week since the teachers and the students and I are all on the trip and we’re here in Indonesia where it is warm and is beautiful.

*chittering*

Yes, I’m staying with Summer and you ought to be quiet and not bother her.

Summer: *groaning* Too late….

Stark: Sorry! Sorry, sorry. Look what you did, squirrels.

*chittering*

Yes I know there’s only one bed I’m sleeping in it but only because she wouldn’t let me sleep on the floor.

Summer: Don't sleep on the floor, Stark…Leroy, get off my face.

Stark: There are only two notes from the town. Things are quiet there. Especially at the fire station where Buck was napping. And at Rosa’s office, Arthur received a call from the Bee Lady.

The rest of the notes are from here on the trip because the squirrels followed us here just like they always do. In the villas, Tahani was lounging by her pool again in what the squirrels tell me is yet another swimsuit though I’m not sure why they care.

At the rest of the resort, Gladio was having breakfast and reading in the Ombak while Clare was lounging near the big pool. On the beach, Irene and Amaya discussed arrows and mud baths, Shunsui relaxed, and Amicia watched the water.

Cutter and Connor had a contest while kite surfing but Rosa and Ignis and Steve seemed to keep to themselves while trying it out. Sidon, Sakaki, and Alara all went snorkeling. And several of us went to the Blue Waterfall for the day, including myself, Summer, Anakin, Jo, Libby, Jon, and Nell. Graham was also there spending time with both Charlie and Guillermo.

Summer: Leroy, I swear to god, if you don't get off my bed right now, I will throw you into the ocean.

Stark: If she throws you in Leroy you have only yourself to blame.

Then in the evening, there was a cooking class at the resort attended by Nell, Goose, Guillermo, and Ignis who spent much of the time speaking with Nell.
There was also a bonfire on the beach which many of us attended, including Charlie, Graham, Libby, Shunsui who talked to Lana, Sidon, Connor and Cutter, Sakaki, and Dwight who talked to Miguel and to me.

Back at the villas, Clare was very burnt from her day at the beach but both TJ and Charlie offered to help her. And Summer was in our room relaxing and planning for tomorrow’s room party in our villa which everyone who isn’t a student should come to, and I came back from the bonfire with snacks and offered to help with that party if she needs it.

Summer: *very clearly at the mic now* It's going to be at the pool here in the Kasambi estate, everyone! There will be lots of jello! You're not gonna want to miss it! Okay, see you all there, except you students, unless you want Gladio or Rosa throwing you in the ocean like I'm going to do to Leeeeroyyyy! Good luck with the rest of the notes, Stark! Byeeeeee!

Stark: Oh…I wonder if Leroy knows how to swim?

somethingwithturquoise

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Stark's a koala, he can't do the broadcast, I'm stuck with him as a koala, so I guess I'm stuck doing his laundry and his broadcast. Just don't get any ideas, Leroy, I will reinstate the restraining order.

*sighs* *clears throat*

Heyyyyyyy, everyone! Good morning, happy Wednesdays. It's me, Summer, covering for the broadcast today because your usual glowy-faced alien is currently a more fuzzy-faced koala. Hopefully, you guys didn't do much yesterday or the squirrels were too drunk to care, so I don't have a lot to say and I can get back to making some very important jello shots.

Let's see. So. In the School, Basic Weaponry went over siege weapons, and Topics in Jedi Philosophy got to talk about death and the Force. Intro to Ship Maintenence-- [BEEP], that reminds me, I need to change my oil--had to get a stuck torpedo out in the middle of battle, and Sexier Crime: the Show!--really, we have a class for everything around here--watched a musical about chicks in prison that wasn't ~~meta for~~Chicago.

No notes for the dorms because kids these days just aren't as cool as they were back in my day, aaaaaand in the town, it was a busy morning at the gym, where Nell got help with the rowing machines from Gladio and the weights from Marc, who then avoided talking about a phone call he tried to ignore with Gladio.

At the Clinic, Will learned that Stabby was missing Stark an awful lot, and see, Stark? Maybe you could hang out with him and one of the nurses for a whi--

*gagging, choking sounds*

Okay, okay, that's my windpipe, let's not--

*deep inhale*

Okay, fine, I won't dump you on the nurses. Moving on, Charlie was in a good mood at Groovy Tunes, Nell was having a good, productive day at Plant Parenthood, and everything was coming up roses for Amaya over at the forge.

Ugh, really, you guys? Anyway, hopefully no one got sick after cooking with eucalyptus for me and Stark's baking class, and Tino was of course going way overboard in advertising for Three Minute Dates this weekend over at Caritas, where Anakin was full of whiskey and excuses and complained to Kitty about eternal Mondays.

Hey, Anakin! You know what might make you feel better? A nice, cuddly koala beAR--god, you're strong. Fine, I won't pawn you off on Anakin, although he pawned you on me the last time, it's only fair, but don't think that'll save you from having your fur dyed.

The chocobros--

*protesting chittering*

Yes, that's their name, they're a collective, do you really want me to list everyone who was--

*arguing chitters* Fine, fine! Gladio, Ignis, Goose, Prompto, Liz, and their baby so the squirrels don't get made at me for not mentioning her, too, all went out for a fancy dinner for Ignis' birthday yesterday; happy birthday, Ignis, I'm sure you had a great time, but there's no way that party was better than that pool party we threw for you that one time, and then Marc went over to Watts', and so did Annie, and these notes are nearly incomprehensible except for the fact that the squirrels feel there needed to be less whiskey and wine and more rum.

But, you guys, more whiskey and wine there means more rum out there in the world for you.

*squirrel-like pause*

*squirrel-like cheers*

Well, good news, guys, that's the last of the notes, so you're free to go drink and be weird little voyeurs all over again for today! I have some jello to make. If anyone's interested in babysitting a koala, please let me--Hey! Look! I just wanted to throw it ou--

**CLICK!**

somethingwithturquoise

Oh. My. God. The creepy squirrel radio thing is real, and I am actually being kidnapped by rodents who absolutely reek of booze on a Friday morning to do it. I hate this place, how is this even a thing, someone please call the cops because I am absolutely not here on my own free will!

*explaining chittering*

And I can't understand any of that! Oh my god.

*shuffling papers, more chittering*

Yeah, okay, sure, I'll just read the notes that look like a five year old wrote them about things people did yesterday because that's not at all creepy. What a totally normal and okay thing for someone to do! I really don't appreciate this whole hostage situation, but if it gets me away from these creepy ass squirrels, fine, I'll [BEEP]ing do it. Give me those notes.

*clears throat*

Right, so. At the School, Sexy Crimes---is that an actual class? ....planned a bank robbery?? What? And in the Art of Peace, someone showed up to fight the teacher, but ended up just having tea with him instead, so good job on getting the point of the class, I guess?

I guess most of the activity in the school happened in the library, where people showed up to research weird things going on around the island--uhhh, so you mean research everything about this place? Beta and Aloy complained about the school needing a better WiFi connection, while Belle and Aloy went through some old yearbooks. 1995 specifically? Okay.

Ah, okay and apparently, the squirrels also decided to waste paper by writing a note that there are no notes for the Dorms.

In the Town, the staff at Luke's
Diner thought Duke was acting weird. EV.ER.RY.THING about this place is weird.

A few people showed up to the island, like Ardyn and his goth BDSM slave, and MODOC and Palpatine, who just insulted each other's fashion choices.

Goose, who should absolutely not invest in NFTs, I'm serious, Goose, don't [BEEP]ing do it, got a visit from someone actually named Killbane, while Cutter got a visit from his ex-wife, so that must have been a fun time for him! Looks like she was also kind of a [BEEP] to Connor, too. She sounds lovely.

Ignis stopped into the Photo Hut and found out that Liz's fiancé is missing....did anyone ask the squirrels, maybe? Because I hear they like to kidnap people.

*defensive chittering*

I'm literal proof! Anyway, Libby and Kurt were apparently disgusting at the clinic, celebrating their one week anniversary over lunch, but, awww, I think that's cute! That's, like, the most normal and wholesome thing probably in this entire stack of scribbles.

*chittering*

Again, I have literally no idea what you said. Moving on, so I can finally just get out of here. Steve, the one with the tattoos, apparently, was all beat up when he came into the trooper station--hey? Trooper guys? Maybe ou should look into how the wildlife here kidnaps innocent young grad students just trying to go about their lives, yeah?--and Danny found out it was some guy names Wo Fat who beat up Steve with the Tattoos.

Riveting. I'm so glad I'm having my freedom and autonomy repressed just so you can all know that!

There were a lot of meetings going on at beaches, like Palpatine showing up to shoot lighting at Skywalker, and these are just nonsense words, strung together, I swear. This Palpatine guy also threatened Rey and told her he was her grandfather, I cannot even imagine having a weird grampa like that, girl, run. And then someone I can only assume was he ex showed up and was all 'oh, we can't talk to each other like we used to~' and 'oh, this feels different!' until some head thing in a crop top crashed in on their moment, or something, but also brought them together, and I swear you guys are making this all up.

There was also a big epic fight in the abandoned warehouse district between....

*big heavy sigh*

Crossbones, MODOC, Iron Man, and Captain America. Which all definitely sound like real, actual things that exist. Really.

Graham got attacked by some guy who thought he was Gwydion, and ran into the woods where Charlie found him to assure him that it was okay, no evil wizard was going to kill him, not on her watch, anyway. Watts also got attacked by some dude in denim, and went to the Magpie Emporium to tell Steph about it. And when Steph wasn't threatening to tear Watts' attacker a new one and insulting his fashion choices, she was having her day improved by Vi, and now there's glitter everywhere. Great.

Steven was at the Musuem, where he was a little weirded out about Nell being so...armed and way more than just weirded out at Watts being so....beat up.

Travis was at the Perk with some guy named Dixon, who's apparently a real piece of work. So much so that Travis punched him for insulting Stark, and also shoved him out the door for also insulting Kurt. Both of them refused to pay tribute or taxes to MODOC, and then it says that some other Summer was in the Perk to talk to Stark and insult Dixon, and--

*insistent chittering*

I. Do. No. Understand you!

*insistent scribbling*

....that was not me, I was not at the Perk yesterday, I barely even come to this island except for work, and that's because this island is weird, and...

...

...oh god.

Oh, god, not again! I....I have to go! [BEEP] you, squirrels!

**CLICK**

somethingwithturquoise

What up, everyone? Summer Smith here, bet you'd never thought you'd be hearing this voice over the airwaves again! Or maybe you did, I don't kno, but, either way, since Troy and Astrid (~in the moooorn~ning~) both graduated, there's a big gaping hole left in the radio schedule that I'm here to fill.

...gross. Leroy, did you write that?

*chittering*

..........no. Don't be cringe.

Anyhoo! Let's get on to the notes, shall we? Since we're in that nice comfy break period, there's really no notes for the School or the Dorms, except for Belle and a few gremlins at the library. Apparently, they weren't much of a threat, and instead just seemed to be having some sort of interview.

Meanwhile, in the Town, you might want to watch out for snakes at Groovy Tunes, Liz actually managed to get work done at the Photo Hut on a Thursday for a change, and Steph was pretty productive at Magpie Emporium, too, where Vi dropped by to make sure she got both food and light flirting and to hear about Steph organizing some stuff for Pride.

Ooooh. Yes. Steph, if you need jello, let me know.

Laszlo's special on champagne at Caritas wasn't as big of a hit as Annie's special on several different margaritas at the Devil's Nest, which, I meeeeeeannnn....Anyway, Wanda was impressed by the variety before getting to hear about how bat[BEEP] insane Annie's other job is, but it has its perks. Annie recommended the passionfruit marg to Rey--excellent choice!--before they caught up a little on work and training and how Rey's started working on her own lightsaber, and Amaya seemed determined to work through every single margarita Annie was offering.

And, in completely unrelated news, I am sure, Dwight got a call that had him heading out to take care of some things back home.

That seems to be it for these notes! Will I be back again next week? I have no idea. I guess it all depends on how annoying the squirrels are until then.

*chittering*

Yeah, duh. Obviously I meant you speficially, Leroy.

**CLICK!**

somethingwithturquoise

Gooood morning, everyone! It's *clears throat* 🎵 ~Summer and just Summer in the moooorn-ing~ 🎵

Better, guys?

*chittering*

Okay, then.

And I'm back, because your usual Friday broadcasters are still in a hole that we at least now know are thanks to a bunch of trash pandas and an app, apparently, and there aren't a whole lot of notes anyway, because half the island was pretty much kidnapped by said trash pandas and their app. But, that said, Bob very dedicatedly still attempted to teach about poetry, but he did have at least one student, so good for him?

Other Steve divvied out explosives and troopers over at the trooper station, and Diego and Five got into a fight that involved shooting and teleportation that almost....almost....makes my family relations look normal, which, I mean, guys. Guys. BIG oof right there, but also, hashtag been there, done that.

Also, I know a really great family theapist, if you're interested.

Meanwhile, Alara, Malia, Rosa, and Miguel all got involved in something that I am definitely not saying outloud over the radio for everyone to hear, but let's just say it's a surprise, alright?

And that's it, that's the notes, this thing is really started to feel like it's coming to a head, and we're heading ito the weekend, so, yeah, that tracks. Hopefully this means next week you'll be back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Summer OUT!

**CLICK!**

somethingwithturquoise

Hey, everyone. It's Summer here, back on your airwaves for the time being because Troy and Astrid (in the Morning) are a little...indisposed due to...*siiiiiigh* hole-related reasons. There's not a lot of notes, but hopefully that's just because everyone right now is being careful and safe and not because everyone at this point is just in a mysterious hole.

So, despite holes, SCHOOL must go on, through the power of remote learned. Well, some of the school. Rosa definitely still cancelled Weapons class, but Poetry talked about a poem with holes in it, How to Ride a Bike talked about learning to ride a bike and learned how to pedal....really, Annie?...and Try Not To Die took a virtual tour of an art museum in Seoul, and Bardic Inspiration experienced technical difficulties.

Nothing from the Dorms, but in Town, Deigo was still patrolling for holes because that does sort of seem like all we can do at this point, and he was, unsurprisingly, joined by Annie, who suggested rope, not dirty, and Other Steve, when he needed a break from interviewing raccoons at the station. Annie pitched her rope idea to Other Steve, as well, and then they considered how to get the squirrels involved.

*chittering*

*snort* Impartial journalism, my [BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEP].

Anyway. We're down a few pirates over at the docks now that the Jackdaw found a hole, and Eric waived any responsibility for anyone who got drunk at the DN and fell down a hole. Smart.

And that's the last of them. If you do go out looking for holes, be careful out there, I am actually interested to see how this rope thing could pan out, but at this point, who even knows? But hopefully I won't be doing this again next week. Summer OUT.

**CLICK!**

x_discospider_x

Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Summer in the moorn-ning!~~ 🎵

Troy: ...and we're back! Let's give one more round of applause...or perhaps round of stomping would be more approriate!...for our guest i the last segment, one of those reindeer that were on the roofs yesterday! We're all glad you finally made it down from there before you hurt yourselves. But now, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for, and that's none other than...~the Radio~! Summer?

Summer:..yeah, sure, I'll get SCHOOL this time, consider it part of your Christmas present that you're not supposed to get. Anyway, Intro to P.E. a Christmas movie--

Troy: I have so many more questions.

Summer: Trust me, Troy, it's all confusing, don't worry. Functioning Governments discussed small governments and how things should work and how they shouldn't, while the Art of Ma went to a snow-viewing party.

Also Eleanor was clearly working very hard at the library with nothing else of note happening, because I got you, girl.

Troy: You know I can read what the note actually says, too, right?

Summer: Yes, but are you going to say anything about it?

Troy:....no. *heavy reluctant sigh* I got you, too, girl.

Summer: Thought so.

Troy: Anyway. There were no DORMS notes, but in...~THE TOWN~...Sabine felt the reindeer on the roof must have missed the meditation part of Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, but that's because I'm going to bet that that reindeer can't read, Sabine. Iris was listening to a lot of Taylor Swift--

Summer: eeeee! YES, IRIS, WE MUST TAAAAALK ABOUT IT!

Troy: And now I'm deaf in one ear.

...as I was saying, Iris, Taylor Swift--

Summer: eeee!

Troy: Pick Your Poison. And Nina was decorating for Christmas at the Bookbelt.

The stores here have really weird names.

Karolina was very clear that her bath was not for her dog, but Beau was there, and now I'm not sure I should be reading this note--

Summer: It's fine. It's mostly dog interruptions and Beau wanting help to enroll in college. As far as the squirrels were concerned, anyway.

Troy: ...okay. If you say so. And at the Devil's Nest, Eric was tending bar because there was a good chance that Tiny was--

....

*deeply offended high-pitched gasp*

Summer: Oh, boy. Wait until I tell you about hamburger.

Troy: DON'T.

Summer: Aaaand, on that note, we're out of notes, so that's it for us this week, we'll see you again next time. Until then...Summer and...'the disco spider'...OUT!!

**CLICK!**

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