WTFH, Friday

Friday, May 6th, 2016 12:27 pm
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*crackle* --Hey, this is Atton Rand here, from my ship, the Ebon Hawk, which is full of rodents get them out get them ou--

*bleepbeepbeep*

-- What do you mean, 'similar to the gizka infestation'? When did we have a gizka infest-- right, notes. Uh. We're getting back to this later, Teethree, all right?

There's no school news because school's still out. In the dorms, Edward examined his prospects in the 'getting a TA job' department, when his girlfriend Cosette shows up to talk and make out, because teenagers. And... Anders went to see Merrill about some plan to get Kathy back, which I'm just not going to comment on because you never know how those things go around here.

In town, Lecter spent his time wedding planning, when his grumpy other half showed up to talk invitations and wedding dates. I'm getting hives just thinking about weddings, incidentally.

Sparkle's minion Ada had the twitches at Demon Marcus, so Isabela showed up to calm her down.

*chittering*

Not dirty. It even implies so in your damn notes. Yes, you not making some kind of crack about it is the same as implying. Starsmore tracked Ringo down to the warehouse district, where they had a deep conversation about Alluka and her various issues. And their issues with Alluka. Or, well, one of them-- look, I'm not keyed in to this particular set, okay? I was too busy letting Mical know that he's an idiot who can't plan a military op to save his life, which is my main cross to bear. Why are all of my fri-- the people I know so karking st-- anyway. Allie turned into a bat at the park, because well, Fandom, and Caritas remained comfortingly normal, what with Cara forcing Tino to clean the bar.

You keep doing you, Cara.

Anyway, that's it. I've got more than enough on my slate for the next few days, so I'm out of--

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, April 29th, 2016 08:34 am
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Hey, Fandom. We're still in the twilight days between semesters, so this is going to be quick.

Nothing happened in school, because school's out, and nothing happened in the dorms, because you're all probably still licking your wounds from last weekend or whenever right now.

In town, Dante sat on the roof of the Kwik Stop, talking to a cat while he fed it hot dogs. Don't do that. It'll try to follow you home, and then you're in trouble. Ada walked by, heard voices up on the roof, and climbed up there to talk to both the boy and the cat, and seriously, that's how they wind up following you home, okay? Just say no.

At Luke's Diner, Hardison had to deal with the inevitable results of being parked on a planet full of candy, which is that his staff was trying to steal the stuff and haul it in. Ada Sparkles-Minioned it up at Demon Marcus when she wasn't bugging kittens, and Jessica brought in cake for the troopers at the Trooper Station.

Considering where we're parked, I think cake is cheap right now, Jess. At least bump it up to a good steak dinner.

Anyway, that's all. Catch you all later today, when grad madness begins. Force save us all.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, April 22nd, 2016 09:00 am
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Hey, Fandom. Atton Rand here, with your finals news for the day. Try and survive today's, too, and you'll be home free! You know, until summer semester starts.

Friendship class tried to bother some guy named Jordan--

*chittering*

... which is apparently a country! Go figure. Hanna talked to Eliot about Kathy being locked out of portaling back here - well, that explains why she hasn't been in class. Huh.

Around The World stayed home, making the students mark out every place they'd been on a map. I'm sure Skywalker found a way to make it hurt. And, as is tradition for any Cara class, Hitting Things wound up in the onsen for their last class.

In town, Ada spent her shift at Demon Marcus reading and drinking smoothies. Dante stopped by to make fun of her choice in drinks, and got himself a free soda and some shirts. Y'know, I'm thinking this isn't what you'd call 'enabling good behavior', Sparkle's Minion. Work on it.

And that's all for today. Have a good Last Day of Finals, everyone. I'm going to go have a nap.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, April 15th, 2016 08:53 am
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Good morning, Fandom, hope you slept better than I did. I have a crick in my neck the size of a house.

But I also have a pile of notes, so I might as well dig in. In school, Pinkie Pie brought her pet alligator - of course she has a pet alligator - to work with her for the school trip to New Orleans. Pretty sure I said that wrong. Around the World went to Azerbaijan, and I am definitely saying that wrong, where Isabela grilled Kenobi on their pick of oil - ew - and Skywalker grilled Kenobi on his knowledge of Eurovision.

Meanwhile Hitting Things had their final in the salle, where they hit things.

The dorms kept the prom truck going, with Alana manning the desk to sell tickets. Anders was in his room, burying himself in work, when his roommate Dante showed up to get him to relax. At some point Alluka also stopped by to ask him to ship something off-island for her.

In town, Ada was running a sale on prom accessories. Your minion's doing good, Sparks, since I think she talked Isabela into getting a hat. At the Trooper Station, Jessica was revving up to break the law with a fake ID. Really, Jess? Pretty sure there's a-- yep, there is a law against that.

Hardison dealt with the diner's staff planning their own prom - it is not that great, seriously - and at Caritas, Cara just got drunk. I need to stop by again sometime. But that's not really important right now. *clears throat* I think that's it, time for--

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, April 8th, 2016 01:34 pm
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Hey, Fandom. It's another not-completely-terrible day, I guess, and I've got some news for you.

Friendship goes around the globe to Dakar, Senegal. The pony allegedly behaved herself, but Eliot took a call from Kathy, who's dealing with some kind of situation in LA. Kenobi and Skywalker took Around The World to China for whatever reason, and Hitting Things practiced motivational spee-- are you okay, Cara?

Do I need to bring you something? A drink? Gremlin venom antidote?

Over in town, Ada worked on prom dresses and stuff when she got a call - sorry, text - of her own from Dante, who's apparently in LA, trying to stop Kathy from doing something stupid.

Ohhh boy, it's gonna be one of those, isn't it?

Anyway, that's all you did yesterday, so I'm done, catch you later.

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, April 1st, 2016 10:59 am
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Hey, Fandom. Looks like it's been a quiet day, which is good, because I just got back here five minutes ago and I could really use a nap.

Ahem.

In school news, Around the World took the class to Chicago, home of deep dish pizza and incredibly primitive scoreboards. Friendship class went in the other direction and decided to go to the Amazon, so... camping, I guess? Hitting Things learned about horses. Or how to hit things from a horse, I guess?

You kids actually managed to keep the squirrels off your backs in the dorms, while a few places opened in town. Hardison had to deal with the staff of Luke's turning the place into a jumping puzzle - eeeugh, I'm glad my life doesn't have a whole lot of those - until Raven showed up and cowed the staff with some body-morphing magic.

At Demon Marcus, Sparkle's minion Ada was having a bad day, but she got an Isabela doing cherry tricks and a Hardison buying stuff, so I'm guessing she came out all right. Cara continued to fight the good fight by keeping Tino from doing anything April Fools related - ugh, every time I say that I keep picturing this old lady hanging behind me, judging all of my choices. No, don't ask me why.

Anyway, to finish things up, Jess decided to test out her new night vision mask by playing paintball. Keeping life interesting, huh, Jess?

... Okay, that's it. I am going to go home and I am going to sleep for approximately twelve hours, or until dinner is ready. Later.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, March 25th, 2016 11:07 am
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Good morning, Fandom, this is Atton Rand and here's your morning broadcast. Hold on to your hats, or whatever the saying is.

In school, Pinkie and Eliot took their class off to Easter Island, which I'm pretty sure isn't actually about easter, but who knows? Kenobi and Skywalker decided to drag Around the World class off to Trinidad and Tobago for some easter-themed fun, though they were both kind of confused about the whole holiday - yeah, as far as I can tell it doesn't make a whole lot of sense - and then Kenobi got roped into dyeing eggs with Skywalker's kids. Even the Force isn't gonna help you there, I'm sorry. And Hitting Things watched a movie about hitting things.

Ezra returned to the dorms, where he lazed around with a magazine until Dante showed up with gossip and no soup. Okay then.

As for town news, Hardison found himself serving a bunch of hats. Not people wearing hats, just hats. I'm not even surprised. At Demon Marcus, Sparkle's minion was packing in the animal costumes. Is it because of that furry movie? No, wait, that's a terrible train of thought.

Aaand-- *rustling* --then there was some excitement in town? Sparkle's minion Alluka got kidnapped straight out of a tea party in the park by someone she recognized, and her attacker knocked out Mabel, too, who helpfully turned into a bird when she tried to explain the whole situation to Ringo later. ... Yeah, that's... a bad case of Fandom right there. I'm getting horror flashbacks. Lecter and Starsmore found out through Starsmore's not-really-Force-sense what was going on, so they took off to Portalocity to try and fix it. Kathy and Anders found out about the whole thing from Ringo and decided to go find out what was going on by splitting up and searching the island.

...

This is going to be a thing, isn't it? Aw, space.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, March 18th, 2016 09:32 am
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Hey, Fandom, congratulations, you survived yesterd--

...

Do I smell fabric softener--?

*chittering*

Yeah, yeah, don't rush m-- it's you, isn't it, Leroy? Why do you-- ugh, you know what, never mind. Let's get this show on the road. In school, Friendship class decided to feel the spirit of Saint Patrick's Day by going to Blarney Castle, which sounds fake. No, seriously, that's not really a thing, is it? It sounds like a Selkath gurgling underwater. Kathy told Eliot all about being accepted to some high-flying college, congratulations, and got a job out of the bargain. Pretty sure that's not how it usually works.

Around the World went to Rio and stuffed the students full of meat, and Hitting Things tried to avoid a bar fight. Are you feeling okay, Cara?

The wind was wreaking havoc on the dorms, as Anders found himself bare-assed and covered in shamrocks outside his locked door. Oops. His equally-naked roommate - I don't think the guy even needs that description, but whatever, squirrels - also didn't have keys, so they discussed the advantages of breaking in versus getting someone to pick the lock. The decision was made for them when Kathy eventually showed up to pick the lock for Anders. *beat* Yeah, I'm sorry, if picking a lock bestows Goddess status, I'd be the Force-King of every pantheon in the multiverse.

But legally.

Town was even worse off than the dorms - don't I know it - as yesterday's host Hardison had to sprint buck-naked to Luke's. That can't be sanitary. According to Eliot, a shirt may or may not have landed on the pony? And she... made a kite out of it. That's destruction of property.

At the police station, Jessica grappled with her missing top and so did our esteemed Mayor, who showed up demanding fashion and drain-clearing advice. Okay then. Sparkle's minion Ada ran a special on discount clothes for shamrocks at Demon Marcus - hey, smart - when Dante showed up shirtless and talking about the merits of keeping your clothes off. I'm gonna leave that right there.

Barton showed up shirtless at the Perk, because why not have coffee in your underwear, and hashed out the seating chart for his wedding. Kitty laughed at the shirtless, so at least someone was responding to this situation like a normal person. Actually, so did Stark, but considering he was also mostly naked, I'm calling glass houses there. Dante lost his shirt upon entry and was really confused about it, but got the 'it's Fandom' lecture from Barton. Well, 'it's Fandom or you forgot your shirt'.

A clothed Cara berated Tino for being naked in the bar - ewwww - though she relented for Steve. He got a free drink instead. This is fair, I think.

Anyhow, that's it for the news. The winds have died down, thank god, so you can keep your pants on. Just be careful when you step outside. It's sparkling out there.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, March 11th, 2016 11:59 am
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Hey, island. It's another not completely terrible day, and I'm here to bring you yesterday's gossip as told by inebriated squirrels with short attention spans.

Joy.

In school news, Friendship is International took off to South Korea for shopping reasons. Seems like a long trip for some groceries, but what do I know? Kathy and Eliot discussed their summer plans and some heartwarming Fandom nonsense, you know how it goes.

*chittering*

No, me sharing a house with Sparkle doesn't qualify as 'heartwarming Fandom nonsense', all right, he cooks, that's it. In our other traveling class, Around the World went to South Africa for a variety of activities, at least one of which was, you guessed it, unnecessary and cruel. Afterwards, Kenobi and Skywalker talked about paintball, and how Skywalker's apparently banned from every paintball alley on the East Coast.

*rustling*

Sorry, only down to North Carolina. Speaking of hellholes, Hitting Things decided to go pick fights with dragons. I don't wanna know.

In 'I don't really want to be reading this on the radio but whatever' dorms news, Room 322 saw Dante chowing down on pizza until Kathy showed up with some mysterious package, and then the squirrels took a hike. Considering they took another hike shortly after Anders stopped by - after checking if no one was naked, because y'know - I'm going to guess it's not an accident, but frankly, I'd call this one a happy accident.

Moving on to town, it was apparently Bucky's birthday, so professor Rogers showed up for a spirited round of 'calling each other on being ancient'. Yeah, that's endearing. At Luke's, Hardison decided to play the violin for some reason I don't care to mention. Kitty dropped by to escape her wedding stress, and they bantered back and forth about what to put her husband-to-be through. No, I take it back. That's endearing. Afterwards, Lecter stopped by to enjoy the music.

Finishing things up, Edward enjoyed his day at the Post Office with a giant cake, and Cara dealt with Tino being sad. Harshly, I hope.

... Okay, that's everything, good-- *click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, March 4th, 2016 01:02 pm
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Hey, Fandom. We're all back safe and sound, everyone's settled in, blah blah give me the notes, squirrels, I'm not stretching this out any longer just because Leroy--

*chittering*

Oh, you know what you did.

In school, Pinkie's latest bout of friendship-fueled weirdness decided to run off to Zanzibar. Which I'm told is actually a place, and not some kind of supermarket. Anyhow, after class, Kathy filled Eliot in on her trip back home to attend the funeral of a colleague's wife. Ouch. Awkward. The Skywalker and Kenobi Subtext Train docked in Ghana today, while Cassandra took over for Cara in Hitting Things. She gave the class stuff to hit.

In the dorms, Ringo met Kathy up on the roof for-- *shifting of notes* Oh, come on, do I really have to report on this kind of teenage drama? Look, you'll all laugh about this in a couple of years when you're actually grown people and not wandering bundles of hormones. Anyway, Ringo confessed her love to Kathy, and Kathy pulled the old 'um, sorry, I don't swing that way'. She got a big dose of awkward this week, didn't she?

Jessica spent her time in town at the Trooper Station, messing around with mask improvements. Hardison had to deal with the staff emulating Chopped at Luke's, in what I'm told is-- okay, which one of you wrote 'an affront to the noble Dutch' on this note? You're squirrels. American squirrels. Anyway, Dante was back up on the Kwik Stop roof feeding cats, and Sparkle's minion Ada slept through her Demon Marcus shift.

You know I have to report this, right? I mean, not that Sparkle will probably care, I'm just saying, that's poor planning.

And that's it for today, so have a good one, or at least try not to get attacked by something or something.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, February 26th, 2016 09:28 am
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Good morning, Fandom, if this broadcast actually makes it all the way over here. It's a beautiful day in skeleton-infested Cyseal, where only a few people have gotten their asses kicked so far. Let's hear all about it.

During the day, shocker, some people slept in. Or tried to. Cassandra was woken up by the idiot singing in the streets, then had to deal with Face stealing all the covers. Ah, young love.

Outside the tavern, some guy tried to recruit adventurers, and apparently attracted Jono. The guy - er, Starsmore - had a conversation with Didi about his weapons skills before moving on. At the market, Kathy did some shopping, and for some reason the squirrels are now imitating that sound from that shark movie again.

At the docks, Lucille and Edward - okay, the shark movie humming has stopped, weird - had a conversation about the ships and where they both came from. At which point a bunch of people decided to go over to the caves that that recruiter pointed out to them, including Jono, and Dante, Anders and Kathy who decided to pick a fight with a giant droid.

Well, that explains both the shark movie noises and why I have a note that says Kathy and Anders hung out back at the hotel, licked their wounds - figure of speech - and talked about how Kathy shouldn't get electrocuted again. Good thought. Cling to that thought.

We were all kept awake in the evening by something moaning, and not in the fun way. While the tavern was open, most of the townsfolk was outside, complaining about ghoul attacks. Fantastic. I thought it was just the skeletons around here. Anyway, a bunch of them took off to beat back the ghouls, and April pitched in by throwing demon dogs around. I need to start keeping a score card. Everyone who didn't have a death wish decided to have a party at the beach instead, where that Dante kid showed up to do what he always does. You know what I mean.

I'm going to close this off by noting that Jessica got into some drama around Tony Stark while we were gone, and she was filling in the troopers about it while fixing up their helmets. There better not be a hole in the island when I get back, Jes--

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, February 19th, 2016 09:16 am
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Hey, Fandom. It's another day of sex pollen week, which means I'm going to be reading these notes with a hand over my eyes--

*chittering*

--No, I don't want you to write them down in braille! I want them to not have to be a thing I have to read over the radio! Damn squirrels, go bug a rancor-- Anyway.

Okay, let's start off with school. That can't be that bad. Friendship class went to the zoo, which is nice and kid-friendly and good job, Pinkie. Around the World went to Egypt, which, I feel like there's a Nile joke in there I won't be making.

*chittering*

Yes, I know I technically just made it. Scram. The students had to identify the various pyramids, then go through a museum to count all the cats. There better not be punning happening there, kids. After that, they had to choose between... aw, Skywalker, don't tell me you set these kids loose on belly dancers? Come on. The students checked in at the end, and Skywalker decided to annoy Kenobi by rambling endlessly about sand. Smooth like a Zakkeg, I swear.

Cara used my sim for hitting people, which seems like a rational way to go about it. Cosette was distracted from her quality time in the romance section by the arrival of Edward, who had a package and I swear this better not be a euphemism.

In the - *sigh* - dorms, Ezra was poking around for a change of clothes when Lucille stopped by to... ...ask for his advice on picking sunflowers. That's what I'm going to call it from now in. That's what happened. Kathy was doing yoga in her room when Ringo showed up to shop for sunflowers with her on the internet. Dante came by for reasons I'm sure are completely sunflower-related, and Anders suggested that maybe Kathy should consider selling some sunflowers. Like, on a market place, somewhere nice and wholesome, like Panama.

*chittering*

Of course I know what Panama is. It's that place that sells bread.

In town, Cara kept the bar stocked with a spray bottle in case someone decided to bring their sunflowers around. Smart thinking. Jessica decided to lead the station into a game of ... ... picking the leaves off of sunflowers... for the day and I am not going to ask. I am not. Going. To ask.

Anyway, we finish off with Ada setting fire to things in the burn barrel, which is not a euphemism, and then Isabela stopped by to compliment her on exchanging sunflowers with her roommate the other day okay good we are DONE--

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, February 12th, 2016 01:00 pm
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*chittering*

What? No, you don't get kudos for actually waiting for me to get to the radio station for a change. That shouldn't be a rare thing to begin with--

*chittering*

I will complain as much as I damn well want. It's my right as a Republic citizen, and I'm not going to let a bunch of rodents infringe on it.

*chittering*

You want to do this yourself? Because I'm happy to let you, Leroy. No wonder she dumped your ass. *clears throat* Okay, let's kick this off with school. Friendship is International went to Antarctica - isn't that basically Hoth? - where Kathy and Anders hung with the penguins. Flappy non-flying birds, right? With a poison stinger on the--

*chittering*

Apparently that's the platypus. Sorry. Hitting Things hit some more things. Around the World dragged the kids over to Turkey, where they had to hike three ways up the hill and prep some boat called a gulet before dragging their asses up to the finish line.

In the library, Cosette had to deal with toy cars this week. I hope they give you danger pay, kid.

Alana spent her day selling tickets in the dorms, while Xanthippe hid a text book behind a fashion magazine and-- are you sure you have the order right on that one?

*chittering*

Huh. Kids these days.

Commerce was alive and well in town, beginning with Stark opening up Stark Industries for business. Jess came over for coffee and Doombots - okay - while Sarah brought in her radio for Stark to fix. Finally. Of course, all he managed to do was make it play European techno before killing it, so it's not much of an improvement.

Sparkle's minion tried to use the spirit of Valentine's Day to get people to commit capitalism, which hey, I can't blame her for. It worked, too, with Lucille stopping by to buy some dresses. Cara and Tino were avoiding each other at Caritas, which seems like the healthier option for him, and Edward slept on some empty envelopes at the Post Office. Good to know our civil servants are doing well.

... speaking of which, the troopers apparently tried to lock Jess in a cell. I coulda told you that wasn't going to end well, gentlemen. Hopefully she didn't web you anywhere important.

And that's it for today. Enjoy your dance, kids.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, February 5th, 2016 11:21 am
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--seriously, who let you squirrels on the haw-- oh, we're live. Fantastic. Why would you wait five minutes for me to actually park this bucket?

Hey, good morning, Fandom. This is yesterday's news from today's hopefully-not-a-crashing-ball-of-flames-in-five-seconds.

Friendship is International went to some place called the Taj Mahal that I think I've seen pictures of. They have water, right? I remember there being a pond or something. Kinda Onderon-y otherwise. Skywalker and Kenobi's International Repression Hour saw the class going to Moscow where it was apparently really damn cold. Yeah, you try Alderaan in winter. They had to deliver brides to their grooms - people signed on for that? - ran around a library looking for books, and then either scrubbed a bus or did something with...

... nesting dolls? That sounds creepy.

Hitting Things hit things. Nice and straight forward. Unlike Cosette's shift at the library, which involved books with anxiety.

Aw, come on.

In Town, Hardison spent his time at Luke's preventing some kind of accent disaster involving something called Cajun, and can you get off my case now, squirrels, I've been circling MCA for the past two minutes and I WOULD LIKE TO--

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, January 29th, 2016 01:35 pm
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Hey, Fandom. I'm back on my regular old day with the regular old 'hey, it's almost the weekend, beware' news, and...

*bring, bring*

... y'ello?

... look, this is the radio station. Pizzeria's down the--

... look, I don't care that this is a very special delivery--

... you know, I don't think the actual pizzeria delivers pizza to the dorms--

... right. Stop calling people when you don't have any pants on. Bye.

Never mind. Fandom, it's one of those days. Go with it. In Friendship is International class, everyone ran off to Australia for a movie day. Sure, why not? Might as well blow through that Portalocity budget while we still have it. Around the World decided to send everyone to Prague, to make terrible paintings, get terribly lost and then presumably chop wood terribly or dance terribly. Skywalker? Nobody better lose a limb from this, all right? I'm going to assume everyone checked in all right.

Finally, hitting things was all about teamwork, which is overrated if you ask me. Especially when you're hitting things.

Down in town, Jessica put on a trooper helmet for quote-unquote 'no reason' - yeah, sure, I'll buy that - but somehow this did lead to her getting free coffee off of new kid Laura. Go figure. Ada shared her hot drinks and her hot food with that Dante kid who can't keep his pants on around squirrels, and Cara finished off the day by threatening Tino.

That's not news.

*bring, bring*

Right.

*bring, bring*

I'll be in the Ebon Hawk all day. Later.

*BRING*

*click*

WTFH, Tuesday

Tuesday, January 19th, 2016 09:50 am
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Hey, island, uh, apparently the guy who usually does this is... something to do with a tree?

Okay, you know what, back up, I don't wanna know.

Computer Science covered the idea of computers across time, and then played the Oregon Trail. Hey... I remember that game. Hm. Maybe that's an idea for a later-- anyway. Lying 101 talks about what lie to tell what audience and how. Big thing to keep in mind, kids. I think this guy knows what he's talking about. Meanwhile Practical Phys Ed is more into throwing punches, but then who isn't, on this island?

Me. Me, I like talking better than throwing punches. Just putting that out there.

In town, Eliot deals with the cooks at Luke's Diners, who think 'gourmet tacos' count as real tacos. They don't. Trust me. And hey, Sparks? If I see you bring a bag of kale chips within five miles of the apartment, I'm gonna shoot it, okay? I have limits.

At the Perk, Lucille enjoys a nice pot of tea and a book she doesn't want anybody to see - thanks for mentioning that, squirrels - when her friend Cassandra comes along, and...

Nutcake? Huh. You two have a higher class of squirrel bribery going on here. And I think it's going to Leroy's head. Look, he's wearing a--

... oh, that's his classier twin, Elroy. Sorry about that.

Anyway, that's radio for today, have a nice... Tuesday, I guess.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, January 15th, 2016 10:33 am
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Hey, Fandom. Congratulations, you've made it to the end of another week. Try not to die before the weekend. Trust me, the paperwork is hell on us teachers.

Anyway, in school, Oh the Humanity ran off to the beach on Mexico. And something about ruins. Okay, guys, you don't go to ruins on a vacation, all right? That never ends well. Instead of ruins, Around the World decided to take the kids to Oktoberfest - isn't that where they do all the drinking? - where all the students decided en-masse that climbing a mountain was preferable to trying to bake a cake, and then they either ate a ton of sausage or hauled beer around. Are you okay, Skywalker? Anyway, at the end of the road everyone checked in and apparently at least one kid got detention.

Well. That could've gone worse, I guess.

In Hitting Things, the students hit things in an obstacle course. Or they hit an obstacle course. I'm not sure. Maybe that was why the books in the library were so sad, or something.

The dorms saw a sudden glut of randomly appearing parsnips to torment that Dante kid, while Skaar decided to hit the salle with his big freaking sword. No word on whether the salle is still standing. Rey admired his technique and then they had the Fandom Is Weird discussion. Ah, the fresh, naive smell of newbies who haven't nearly seen anything yet.

Finally, in town, Sparkle's new minion curled up with a blanket on the job at Demon Marcus. At the Perk, Kitty spent some time planning her wedding, and wasted absolutely no time in enlisting Eliot to do wedding envelope stuff for her after he showed up to complain about everyone getting married all of a sudden.

Are they? I don't know anybody. Besides Kitty.

*chittering*

Congratula--

*chittering*

To Leroy? Are you nuts?

*chittering*

... no, I'm not bringing nuts. Go away. The final bit of news - maybe the most exciting bit of news - for today is that Jess finally discovered why the coffee maker drained so much power: it makes coffee from space. Remind me never to drink coffee at the Trooper station. Ever.

*chittering*

You haven't seen what goes in space. I have. Fandom! Have a good Friday! Remember the part about not giving your teachers any more paperwork!

WTFH, Friday

Friday, January 8th, 2016 09:53 am
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Hey, island, this is Atton Rand, and I guess I'm doing another semester of radio. No thanks to the squirrels, who I swear are acting like droids in disguise a little more every day.

*chittering*

Go sit on the bench, Leroy.

*emphatic chittering*

THE BENCH.

Ahem. In school, you guys were hitting the introductions hard, with Friendship is International opening with some song and dance about passports before getting right into the Grand Canyon.

*chittering*

I know what the Grand Canyon is! As per tradition, introductions were had, and then Steve showed up to find Pinkie, his teaching buddy. I am so sorry. I'd say your next drink at Caritas is on me, but if I did that for every new teacher that got their brain broken, I'd be out of credits. Anders wound up having to ask about the passport thing, but because he's been here a while, he knew he should go to Eliot about it.

In Around The World, Skywalker and Kenobi... didn't do introductions. Huh. They went to some place called The Netherlands, which sounds dirty if you ask me, where the kids had to pair up for future classes, then take some kind of artsy canal tour and take pictures. You're slacking, Anakin. ... Oh, no, wait, after that the students either had to find a bike or jump over a giant muddy ditch. Never mind. He's just revving up his engines. The kids arrived at the Pit Stop largely covered in mud in the end.

Finally, Cara's class covered introductions real quick before immediately seguing into clown punching. Cara's great.

Anyway, to close things off in the school department, Cosette found - or had? I'm not sure? - a bunch of panda plushies under the desk in the library.

In town, that Dante kid was hanging out on the Kwik Stop rooftop again, trying to hit on some new kid in a fur coat. This is my complete lack of surprise. Welcome to high school, Lucille. At Demon Marcus, Sparkle's new minion Ada clung to her coffee until Isabela showed up to complain about Kenobi and Skywalker taking out their sexual tension on the students.

*pause*

Yeah, no. That's just Anakin. He's a sadist. If anything the tension's probably distracting him from tormenting you.

Not that I'm saying there's tension.

Outside the Trooper Station, Jessica shot whatever decorations the troopers decided they didn't like. And you imply I'm a loose cannon. Finally, at Caritas, Cara ended her day of punching clowns by throwing stuff at the zombies because of their abuse of-- I know it said cowbell before. I've been on this planet for years! You don't need to translate any-- ohhh, banthabell. Ew. Anyway, Jack and Broody McEyebrows showed up to do drinks and talk about Broody's new house well away from my apartment building.

Hey, maybe the halls'll get less creepy!

*chittering*

Stop editorializing, Leroy.

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, January 1st, 2016 08:55 am
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--ELLO? HELLO? IS ANYONE READING ME ON THIS FREQ--

*sizzle*

*chittering*

--COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?

*emphatic chittering*

OH, COME ON! I've been trying to get this comm back up and working for a day now and the first thing I get is radio squirrels?!

*noises of blaster fire*

*very loud chittering*

You want me to read what?! Look, just get off this frequency, I gotta reach-- *explosion on the background* --aw, come on.

*chittering*

Why do you want me to read notes? Can't you read notes?! Can't you tell I'm busy here?!

*chitter, chitter, chitter*

Oh, why don't you go link your tail to a power converter! Jessica was offering free drinks at Caritas! *bzot* I mean, Cara did, Jess just took advantage of it, are you done now?

*chittering*

And Jess was keeping a close eye on the trooper's for New Years Eve. FINE. GREAT. CAN YOU NOW GET OFF THIS FREQUENCY?

*chitter*

THANKS.

...

...

*loud explosion* --Look, Brianna, this is why we shoot the bad guys in the head instead of messing around with nerve pi--

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, December 25th, 2015 12:48 pm
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--okay, I went out of my way squirrels wouldn't be able to follow me here, why the--

*chittering*

You wanted to go skiing?

*chittering*

You know what, shut up. I don't wanna know.

Anyway, most of you people were sane and just lurked at home doing holiday things, or whatever. Kathy padded around the dorms in a Christmas outfit, delivering trees and cookies. Dante reacted by-- okay, you know this kid by now, and I'm not comfortable finishing that sentence. Raven was amazed at her energy: yeah, that's the kind of thing I don't get. Why so up about the holidays? Lottie got some music on vinyl from Kathy, which I think means she wins the 'biggest hipster in the student set' competition.

At the trooper station, of course Jess was still working, busting a bunch of gremlins for... impersonating a snowman? Is that a crime now? Hardison tried to win the 'Bleeding Heart of the Year' award by boxing up food for the people who needed them.

Yeah, go pat yourself on the back.

That's it for the week. I need to get back to this winter vacation thing. There's this asshole in an offensively yellow hipster track suit that's about to go down the number four slope, and I don't wanna miss watching him cras--

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, December 18th, 2015 09:53 am
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Atton: I, um. Hey, Fandom. We seem to be having another, uh, thing going on this weekend, so... ...

*long static silence*

Obi-Wan: Master Rand appears to be having trouble managing this broadcast today. And the squirrels appear to know where I live. *sigh* Do be careful outside. Hunting 101 made 'go-bags', for hunting. I assume they did not realize those would come in handy as quickly as they no doubt will. My would-be co-host gave his students passing grades simply for surviving the semester, which is rather more than I would have expected from him. And a questionable teaching technique. Finally, Cosette finished a personal project at the library...

Atton: I'm good, I'm good. I'm back. Just, uh, nothing. Have I mentioned I hate Jedi?

Obi-Wan: You are a Jedi.

Atton: Yeah, and I hate me, too. Star Wars radio, because why not. )

Obi-Wan: There's no reason to be this rude. And Master Rand, if you nee--

Atton: No! Get out.

Obi-Wan: Well, that's a perfectly reasonable response.

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, December 11th, 2015 04:23 pm
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Hey, Fandom. Atton Rand here to let you know that-- *rustling* Hunting 101 dealt with angels yesterday. Apparently there was a movie, or something?

In my class, we tried to see if the kids could make enough food on a budget to cover four days. And Adulting with Cars covered more illegal behavior, like talking on the phone while you're driving. Uh. Don't do that, kids? Finally, Cosette spent her Thursday library shift all full of holiday cheer, and sigh, it's that time of the year, isn't it? That's why there's potato crap all over my notes. Fantastic.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, December 4th, 2015 08:38 am
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Hey, Atton Rand here, transmitting to you from this radio shack I got dragged into right as I got back in the island. Who the hell put up the Christmas lights? I can barely even see the microphone--

*chittering*

Oh, shut up.

In Hunting 101, they talked about demons: cheery subject. My class covered how to buy food for several days on just five bucks, which I'm going to hope and trust my students actually did. Adulting with Cars saw their cars snowed in, which at least kept them from doing anything illegal, and Cosette had to chase around a bunch of polar bears who were opening bottles near the books.

Polar bears? It's that time of year again, isn't it? Aww, damn.

At the Perk, Leto was back on island to enjoy some of our nice, weird coffee, presumably with the polar bears. Ringo stopped by to grab breakfast on the fly. Cara spent all of her Caritas shift trying to prevent Tino from giving the bears booze - why would you even do that, Tino? - and Gwen got stuck into some kinda weird sharing loop because a polar bear gave her a bottle that told her to share the bottle with a polar bear--

Okay, they just need to start handing out straws.

Anyway, that's it. Sparks, I hope you didn't cram our fridge full of Coca Co--

*bzzt*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, November 27th, 2015 04:01 pm
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Hey, Fandom. You were all basically hanging out at home eating food today, like Kitty and Clint did. Which apparently Kitty can't actually do. The eating food, that is.

... Yeah. That one sucks.

That's also all I've got, so I'm going to go sign off before Leroy here gets any ideas about this heap of nerf I've got with me. No, I didn't know it was a holiday, and it isn't Sparks's Thanksgiving anyway, but there was this thing with Mical and the Ithorians and the... look, it's a long story, I'm gonn--

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, November 20th, 2015 09:03 am
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Hey, Fandom. Congratulations! You survived another baggage day. Pat yourself on the back and get right back to repressing.

All the baggage. )

Okay, that's it. I wish you all a baggage-free day. I gotta go home and explain to Sparkle that just because I'm carrying a bioluminescent fern doesn't mean we're going to keep it.

This is why I don't like dealing with Ithorians. There's always foliage. Can't they give normal gifts, like dri--

*clicks*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, November 13th, 2015 12:59 pm
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Good morning, Fandom. Don't expect me to be cheery, because I've got a colossal headache right now.

*chittering*

Nobody likes you, Leroy.

Anyway, let's make this quick, I'm apparently going to be running around some wasteland for the better part of the next few days, so I need my painkiller time. My Hostile World class talked about fear and what it does with you. Then I asked a bunch of you contrary teenagers about what you do when you're afraid - throw knives, apparently - and how to manage it.

In the dorms, April made apple beignets and then fell asleep. None of you took advantage of the free food, which I'm not sure is commendable or stupid.

Hardison was doing something - probably slicing - on his laptop at the Diner, when Eliot showed up to talk about some guy called the Butcher. Can I have 'names to run away from really fast' for 200? ... I've been watching a lot of game shows lately. Edward was being productive by practicing his writing at the Post Office, while Cara was amused that Tino had spiked the drinks with-- okay, you know what? I'm not drinking at Caritas anymore when you're on staff, Cara.

Allie watched some lecture while hanging out near the coffee at the Perk - weird - when Cliff stopped by to tell her Kitty was alive and since when was that in question?!

*chittering*

No! Why don't you ever tell me anything useful? This was stuff I would have liked to know!

*more chittering*

Of course I don't listen to the radio when I'm off-island! I get shot at! I have better things to think about!

*chittering*

Oh, shut your pipes, Leroy.

Can I get a pair of those shock gloves, Jess? Just for, uh, totally good guy purposes. Yep.

... anyway.

*click*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, November 6th, 2015 10:00 am
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Hey, Fandom, and good morning. Hope nobody died today, or did something to the squirrels, because it's quiet.

In my Hostile World class, we talked about misdirection and why it can be useful, and I gave a bunch of hypotheticals. The class paired up to try and misdirect each other off a conversational topic, which went pretty smoothly. Isabela went for the flirty angle - I got to get that kid out of her comfort zone - while Mara played up boring. And then we shared. It was moving. Or something.

Over in the library, Cosette spent her time reshelving. Hopefully it was as boring as it sounds.

Down in the dorms, Dante was hitting up the shooting range, hopefully for shooting-related activities, and April was working out with some oversized barbells in the gym. Super strength: it takes all kinds.

And over at the post office, Edward got all distracted by some boat. It's a boat. It goes on water. C'mon.

Anyway, that's it. Leave your houses sometime this week, people. Smell the air!

WTFH, Friday

Friday, October 30th, 2015 06:44 am
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Hey, Fandom. I'm kind of in a rush - apparently there's some heads I need to crack at home. So let's run through this.

In Adulting with Cars, they... washed the cars. I don't know how that Brian guy managed to make that illegal, but I'll bet he did. You all got working, either way.

My class was about picking pockets and the importance of misdirection. Then I sicced my class on each other to steal stuff. Which is only illegal if you don't do it for educational reasons.

In the warehouse district, Dante and Ringo didn't get naked, they went skating. I'm so relieved. Then Kathy showed up to join the party, and the conversation turned to breaking bones with inline skates. I'd complain, but I'm actually kind of curious now. Barry did something weird to a toaster at Stark's, Dipper was completely productive on the internet, Hardison tortured himself with violin music for reasons I can't comprehend nor understand, and Cara had to reel in Tino herself, because Kitty wasn't around.

Why's Kitty not around?

Anyway, there's going to be a party at the Devil's Nest tomorrow. Which I said I wouldn't go to for a month, but if Kitty's out of town, I---

*chittering*

Right, this stuff gets recorded. Um. Bye.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, October 23rd, 2015 01:37 pm
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Hey, Fandom, and welcome back from the land of the creepy Krayt dragons. Hope everyone's still got their limbs. Except you, Skywalker. You'd deserve it.

Anyway, Hunting 101 had a movie day. You don't let people slack after a week like that, Winchester. Oh, good, there was some lecturing about some gods or whatever, first, before letting the students sit down and do nothing. I had other ideas - of course - and decided to put my class through their paces against those Krayt things as practice for next time. The students prepared, Jalian helped Isabela out with the taser, and then they tried not to get killed.

Coming around to a different kind of human-eat-human world, Homecoming tickets were still on sale, and Tali was selling them. Good luck in the arena, kids. Meanwhile, Kathy hung out in her room doing like five things at once - easy way to burn out early, kid - and then Anders showed up to talk about her multitasking skills and how they nearly got killed the other day. Okay. Apparently her conversation with Raven covered similar ground, too.

Don't do that.

Or at least lie about it to all of your friends afterwards. Come on. This is Traumatic Experiences 101, here.

At Caritas, Cara tried and succeeded to intimidate Tino with just her stare, and then I came in, saying something suitably educational. Lottie sung the songs of the revolution at Groovy Tunes - uh, keep an eye on that one - while Hardison poked at Halloween costumes. And that's about it.

Have a nice, Krayt-free day, folks. I need to go save Sparkle from having a tea party with Pauline like a crazy person. *beat* Which it's not. Pauline is a plant. I want to be very clear here. Pauline. Is. A plant.

Are you getting th-- *bzzt*

WTFH, Friday

Friday, October 16th, 2015 02:56 pm
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Good morning to Fandom and Crazy This Can't Possibly Go Right For Long Island, this is your radio for the day, you know the drill.

In the morning, Obi-Wan woke Anakin up early, something something they're still basically a married couple. Dante stole Ezra's lunch at the restaurant, which is a new and exciting forage into not being traumatising for those two. Cassandra enjoyed herself at the fitness center, while Jasper hit the pool.

In the Gallimamus Valley - that sounds like a name someone back home would come up with - Gwen enjoyed being around giant lizard creatures that mostly just like eating plants. Good call, Gwen. The Raptor Paddock was more popular, because not everyone is sensible around here - I am grateful for you, Gwen - and certainly not Cara, who tried to talk Kitty into hiring a raptor.

No.

No.

Tali spent the morning sensibly geeking out over movies instead. The rest of you built plush dinosaurs, swam with dinosaurs, or ziplined, presumably also with dinosaurs.

By evening, Skywalker still hadn't managed to start an island-wide dinosaur riot, for which I'm grateful. Isabela enjoyed the pool, some people bought stuff, I went on a game drive because someone needs to scope out the danger around here, and Kitty stargazed.

Kitty, I promise you I won't drink at the Devil's Nest for at least a month if you keep up the 'no hiring raptors' policy, by the way.

Anyway, that's it. Please don't ruin our no-fatalities streak on the last day. That'll be all.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, October 9th, 2015 08:06 am
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Hey island, looks like you're all still recovering from the insanity of Wednesday, so we've got a short radio for you today. *shuffling* I'm good with that.

Hunting 101 talked about fighting zombies and what weapons are appropriate. I'm thinking 'anything that can slice a head off, or put a hole in it'. But I haven't actually swung by Caritas to ask. The zombies arrived a few moments after Winchester did the whole 'you can opt out' thing, and then Ada scaled a streetlight from where to shoot people. Face approved.

Hey, that actually sounds like a viable strategy.

The non-fighters non-fought, and Lottie observed that in most zombie-related media, the real threat is other people and nonexistent governments. Yeah, trust me, you don't need zombies for that, even if Ada thought that remark merited a crowning of some kind.

Look, streetlight-scaling students judging the veracity of your zombie-based comments is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive po-- ah, never mind, not my class. 'Cause in my class, I threw people out into the cold!

*chittering*

Why would I soften that up? It's what I did. It's character-building. Just as long as they get warm, eat, and don't die. The warm part, I even helped them with! The not-dying is all on them.

Adulting with Cars saw the students changing tires, and since this is Adulting with Cars, I suspect something illegal was going on on the side. Maybe they're scuttling cars? Anyway, Brian covered all the options, and somehow managed to turn this into a race because he's Brian and that's what he does. Bet Skywalker loves this guy.

In the library, Cosette adopted a guinea pig. Congratulations, I guess?

There's no dorms news because you people have finally figured out how to keep your orgies away from the squirrels-- *chittering* --oh, come on, I've been reading the news about this bunch for weeks. I know. Anyway, in town, Cara finally figured out that spraying Tino with a cold water bottle helps train him, while Kitty spent quality time with the pastries at JGoB.

And that's it. Have a good one, folks.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, September 25th, 2015 08:00 am
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Hey, island. It's another Friday morning, which in some parts of the galaxy means it's almost the end of the working week, but who knows what anyone's one-day schedule is around here.

So, in my Hostile World class, we talked about bullying, and how you should contact a grown-up if it's happening, or just get a metric tonne of glitter and boobytrap their house. I encouraged the class to, uh, think about that and handed out anti-bullying materials.

On a completely different subject, Hunting 101 discussed ghosts, why they might hang around, and where they might be active. In my experience, the answers are 'to be a pain in the ass and make you feel like hell', and 'anywhere you don't want them to be', but that might just be Force ghost-specific. Oh, and there's the what to do about them, too. If anyone knows? Tell me. Asking for a friend.

*chittering*

No, really, asking for a friend.

Adulting With Cars finally got practical with a lesson on how to break into cars, and then set the students off on a who can break into a car fastest competition. Educating today's youth and tomorrow's trailblazers, Brian.

In the dorms, Alana was hosting a one-woman dance party, which started with Mara showing up to make it a two-woman dance party, and then presumably leaving before Dante turned up and turned the party horizontal.

*chittering*

Keep it clean!

Cara spent her Caritas shift giving Tino the cold shoulder - no change there, screw that guy - and Jess had to deal with the troopers playing the Quiet Game. Whatever that is. It sounds annoying. Sorry, Jess. You need me to come around and be surly at them for a while? I can be impressive. Oh, apparently you showed up to the Perk later, where Kitty was dealing with free flamingo-bought coffee or whatever and... something about a cat and gremlin incident? And different worlds.

*clears throat* Anyway, that was it for this week, blah blah, see you next week.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, September 18th, 2015 03:01 pm
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All right, it's Friday morning, so it's time for another radio b-- put the rum down. Space. At least leave that until after noon, will you?

Ahem. In school, my Hostile World class covered the important topic of fire, and how to deal with being on fire, and most importantly, not to set stuff on fire. I can't be too clear about that. Everyone was appropriately attentive, and Eggsy and Mara discussed my very important point that they DO NOT SET ANYTHING ON FIRE. And Eggsy helped out a nauseous Eric by giving him a trash can. See, that's better.

In Adulting with Cars, Brian shared the joy of changing the oil on your vehicle. The fastest got a candy bar. Not a bad deal. *rustling* It was that guy Four who won. Mrrr. Hunting 101 had some movie about ghosts - don't get me started on those - and in the library, Cosette... had to comfort a book over a coffee stain? The squirrel is very insistent I mention that. What the hell is wrong with this island?

Oh, and the principal announced your Student Council. Congratulations, list of students I don't know.

*chittering*

Fine. Alana - okay, I do know her -, Gwen, Frank, Isabela, Tali, Dante, Eric, Maria, and April.

April found mysterious glitter outside the second floor common room yesterday. I wouldn't call it mysterious. You can't get rid of that crap ever, and Student Council likes to throw it around like it's s-- uh, totally legal pixie dust.

In town, we've got a couple of people doing their jobs, like Hardison, who couldn't stop sneezing - or wouldn't stop sneezing. Guy squeezed some sympathy food out of the cook, so I'm suspicious. Raven showed up to check on him and got tasked to murder all the plants. Yeah, uh, I think some people might have a problem with that.

Not me, though. Murder away.

Caritas continues to make me wonder what is going on there as Cara dealt with a bee and a flamingo at work, while the rival Devil's Nest involved Derek finding glitter in the liquor. See, April? I'm honestly surprised we don't get annual glitter storm tragedies, or something.

WTFH, Friday

Friday, September 11th, 2015 12:19 pm
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Hey, island. It's Friday, and I guess I'm doing this on the regular now. Prepare to have whatever boring business you were up to yesterday broadcasted in public, I guess.

In school news, hey, there were classes again. Hunting 101 got the class set up picking out hunting kits. Preparation is half the battle, kids. Well, maybe fifteen percent. They talked a lot about salt - not sure if that's real salt or that Holonet meme. I'm going to assume class time wasn't spent surfing that, or I've found a lazier teacher than me. Speaking of which, I ran Hostile World class through some practical sims to see how they'd do in a crisis. Like getting pickpocketed, or trying to break through an impending assault on your starship, which are more similar events than you'd think.

And in non-class news, Cosette was apparently worried over by the books. I'm never going to be able to look at that library the same again, am I?

I assume everyone was hiding their hook-ups well based on this lack of dorms notes, while in town a bunch of stores were opening. Like Android's Dungeon, which saw Dipper reading, Groovy Tunes which tormented Lottie with not-so-groovy tunes and Caritas, which had Cara dealing with a ... flamingo playing the glockenspiel?

Is that a euphemism for something?

Stark Industries was apparently full of cursing or something, because Kathy stopped by to warn Barry about his language. And finally, Sarah was in a crappy mood, so I stopped by with some food and a nice bottle of juma. No reason to waste your day on bad booze, all right?

WTFH, Friday

Friday, September 4th, 2015 05:28 pm
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Hey! Hey! Don't touch that! Yeah, I know you were looking at it, don't try to get anything past me, you faulty hairball!

*chittering*

Yeah, well, you're lucky I was up early this morning! Have you nosy rodents ever considered being nice to your broadcasters? Maybe then people wouldn't hate you all the tim--

*chittering*

Whatever. I'm going to go read these notes. Don't touch it!

First Week Radio! )
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Loki: I do not think it necessary to shove, squirrels. I was well on my way to arriving.

Atton: Can we do this some other time? I'm still hungover from yesterday's hangover.

Loki: ...you are most certainly not the Ares-son. Unless he has grown more surly and less blonde.

Atton: Hey, who are you calling surly? I'd be a beacon of sunshine if these squirrels hadn't dragged me in.

Loki: Of course you would. You have a cheery disposition, I am most certain of it.

A Former Assassin and a Trickster God walk into a bar... )
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Cade: I don’t karking care what you are. I don’t have class for several hours. I don’t need to be awake. I will shoot you.

Atton: Yeah, those damn rodents are worse than a whole flock of mynocks! I mean, I do have class this morning, but that doesn't mean I don't get to shoot you, you hear me?

*chittering*

Atton: Yeah, I'm looking at you. The one laughing at us.

Cade: Hey, does it have alcohol? Gimme.

Atton: You heard the man. Get him some rum before he starts yelling. Because he's real good at yelling.

Drinking before class? Seems like a good idea. )

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