Atton Rand & miscellaneous names (
suitably_heroic) wrote in
fandom_radio2016-03-25 11:07 am
Entry tags:
WTFH, Friday
Good morning, Fandom, this is Atton Rand and here's your morning broadcast. Hold on to your hats, or whatever the saying is.
In school, Pinkie and Eliot took their class off to Easter Island, which I'm pretty sure isn't actually about easter, but who knows? Kenobi and Skywalker decided to drag Around the World class off to Trinidad and Tobago for some easter-themed fun, though they were both kind of confused about the whole holiday - yeah, as far as I can tell it doesn't make a whole lot of sense - and then Kenobi got roped into dyeing eggs with Skywalker's kids. Even the Force isn't gonna help you there, I'm sorry. And Hitting Things watched a movie about hitting things.
Ezra returned to the dorms, where he lazed around with a magazine until Dante showed up with gossip and no soup. Okay then.
As for town news, Hardison found himself serving a bunch of hats. Not people wearing hats, just hats. I'm not even surprised. At Demon Marcus, Sparkle's minion was packing in the animal costumes. Is it because of that furry movie? No, wait, that's a terrible train of thought.
Aaand-- *rustling* --then there was some excitement in town? Sparkle's minion Alluka got kidnapped straight out of a tea party in the park by someone she recognized, and her attacker knocked out Mabel, too, who helpfully turned into a bird when she tried to explain the whole situation to Ringo later. ... Yeah, that's... a bad case of Fandom right there. I'm getting horror flashbacks. Lecter and Starsmore found out through Starsmore's not-really-Force-sense what was going on, so they took off to Portalocity to try and fix it. Kathy and Anders found out about the whole thing from Ringo and decided to go find out what was going on by splitting up and searching the island.
...
This is going to be a thing, isn't it? Aw, space.
In school, Pinkie and Eliot took their class off to Easter Island, which I'm pretty sure isn't actually about easter, but who knows? Kenobi and Skywalker decided to drag Around the World class off to Trinidad and Tobago for some easter-themed fun, though they were both kind of confused about the whole holiday - yeah, as far as I can tell it doesn't make a whole lot of sense - and then Kenobi got roped into dyeing eggs with Skywalker's kids. Even the Force isn't gonna help you there, I'm sorry. And Hitting Things watched a movie about hitting things.
Ezra returned to the dorms, where he lazed around with a magazine until Dante showed up with gossip and no soup. Okay then.
As for town news, Hardison found himself serving a bunch of hats. Not people wearing hats, just hats. I'm not even surprised. At Demon Marcus, Sparkle's minion was packing in the animal costumes. Is it because of that furry movie? No, wait, that's a terrible train of thought.
Aaand-- *rustling* --then there was some excitement in town? Sparkle's minion Alluka got kidnapped straight out of a tea party in the park by someone she recognized, and her attacker knocked out Mabel, too, who helpfully turned into a bird when she tried to explain the whole situation to Ringo later. ... Yeah, that's... a bad case of Fandom right there. I'm getting horror flashbacks. Lecter and Starsmore found out through Starsmore's not-really-Force-sense what was going on, so they took off to Portalocity to try and fix it. Kathy and Anders found out about the whole thing from Ringo and decided to go find out what was going on by splitting up and searching the island.
...
This is going to be a thing, isn't it? Aw, space.
