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fandom_radio2015-09-04 05:28 pm
suitably_heroic) wrote in fandom_radio2015-09-04 05:28 pm
Entry tags:
WTFH, Friday
Hey! Hey! Don't touch that! Yeah, I know you were looking at it, don't try to get anything past me, you faulty hairball!
*chittering*
Yeah, well, you're lucky I was up early this morning! Have you nosy rodents ever considered being nice to your broadcasters? Maybe then people wouldn't hate you all the tim--
*chittering*
Whatever. I'm going to go read these notes. Don't touch it!
We're kicking off with school, since that's habit or something around here. Anyway, it was another introduction day, with me trying to figure out what Hostile World the students were trying to get by in. Sam Winchester was more interested in teaching the kids how to hunt down evil in Hunting 101, which is why he took stock of the students' familiarity with the supernatural and beating things up. Then Bryan whatshisname from Adulting with Cars class decided to mix things up a little by just asking everyone what car they're driving or want to drive, whichever is more relevant. Personally, I'd rather stick with a starship, thanks.
Meanwhile, Sarah was actually in her office doing actual work, which of course meant some kid called Jasper showed up to be difficult. Or talk about going home. Those things aren't mutually exclusive. And in the library, it was a quiet day for Cosette which she spent watching the books horse around. Okay.
In the dorms, it was mostly quiet, besides some new kid called Dante getting really excited about getting his guns back in the range. I better not hear about you shooting anyone, all right?
*shuffling noises* Finally, in town news, a bunch of people were actually working. Edward was sorting individually wrapped pens at the Post Office - sounds like a pain in the ass - while Cara hammered out her lesson plans. Lottie couldn't get the stereo to stop playing German techno. Ugh, I hate that. Anyway, Hardison was baffled by the sheer amount of back to school-themed stuff on the diner's menu, which, it's Fandom, this stuff just happens. Roll with it.
In more 'it's Fandom' news, Barry spent his time at Stark's dealing with a portal that unleashed flying goldfish. If the lizards show up again, I'm out of here. Anyway, Elsa turned up to either get goldfish spat at her, or tell Barry she was back, or both, I'm unclear. Dipper was working on 'a new game scenario' at Android's Dungeon, and I have no idea what that means, but if we wind up sucked into a boardgame this semester I'm going to be really upset.
Poor Jess had to deal with a cologne-infused bunch of troopers, which sounds disgusting. Remind me not to get arrested any time soon, like some people. Derek of Broodistan had to pour a ton of Halloween-themed wine down the drain-- look, if you need to get rid of something like that, I've been around here long enough to know there's always volunteers to drink it. Okay? Okay.
And we're ending this broadcast on the heartwarming news that at least one of our students decided to help one of the newbies out, as Raven met... Eggsy? That's an Earth name? And people say our names are weird. Anyway, they talked about, and I quote, 'how often Raven changes her hair color, how the guys around her might be blind, the over abundance of take-out delivery, cocaine addicted goats, smog, Raven's age, the onsen and bears'. You know, two things from this list jump out to me like the kind of thing that sounds wildly improbable and thus is likely to show up any minute to bite us in the ass. Actually, we get bears every year, don't we?
*chittering*
Shut up, you gave me the notes, I'm going to talk as long as I-- *click*
*chittering*
Yeah, well, you're lucky I was up early this morning! Have you nosy rodents ever considered being nice to your broadcasters? Maybe then people wouldn't hate you all the tim--
*chittering*
Whatever. I'm going to go read these notes. Don't touch it!
We're kicking off with school, since that's habit or something around here. Anyway, it was another introduction day, with me trying to figure out what Hostile World the students were trying to get by in. Sam Winchester was more interested in teaching the kids how to hunt down evil in Hunting 101, which is why he took stock of the students' familiarity with the supernatural and beating things up. Then Bryan whatshisname from Adulting with Cars class decided to mix things up a little by just asking everyone what car they're driving or want to drive, whichever is more relevant. Personally, I'd rather stick with a starship, thanks.
Meanwhile, Sarah was actually in her office doing actual work, which of course meant some kid called Jasper showed up to be difficult. Or talk about going home. Those things aren't mutually exclusive. And in the library, it was a quiet day for Cosette which she spent watching the books horse around. Okay.
In the dorms, it was mostly quiet, besides some new kid called Dante getting really excited about getting his guns back in the range. I better not hear about you shooting anyone, all right?
*shuffling noises* Finally, in town news, a bunch of people were actually working. Edward was sorting individually wrapped pens at the Post Office - sounds like a pain in the ass - while Cara hammered out her lesson plans. Lottie couldn't get the stereo to stop playing German techno. Ugh, I hate that. Anyway, Hardison was baffled by the sheer amount of back to school-themed stuff on the diner's menu, which, it's Fandom, this stuff just happens. Roll with it.
In more 'it's Fandom' news, Barry spent his time at Stark's dealing with a portal that unleashed flying goldfish. If the lizards show up again, I'm out of here. Anyway, Elsa turned up to either get goldfish spat at her, or tell Barry she was back, or both, I'm unclear. Dipper was working on 'a new game scenario' at Android's Dungeon, and I have no idea what that means, but if we wind up sucked into a boardgame this semester I'm going to be really upset.
Poor Jess had to deal with a cologne-infused bunch of troopers, which sounds disgusting. Remind me not to get arrested any time soon, like some people. Derek of Broodistan had to pour a ton of Halloween-themed wine down the drain-- look, if you need to get rid of something like that, I've been around here long enough to know there's always volunteers to drink it. Okay? Okay.
And we're ending this broadcast on the heartwarming news that at least one of our students decided to help one of the newbies out, as Raven met... Eggsy? That's an Earth name? And people say our names are weird. Anyway, they talked about, and I quote, 'how often Raven changes her hair color, how the guys around her might be blind, the over abundance of take-out delivery, cocaine addicted goats, smog, Raven's age, the onsen and bears'. You know, two things from this list jump out to me like the kind of thing that sounds wildly improbable and thus is likely to show up any minute to bite us in the ass. Actually, we get bears every year, don't we?
*chittering*
Shut up, you gave me the notes, I'm going to talk as long as I-- *click*