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Happy Friday, Fandom. This is Veronica Mars bringing you all the news of today – the good, the bad and the ugly.

You Learn Something New Every Day

I learned today that a large number of you will be spending your Saturday with me in detention tomorrow. We’ll have fun. Trust me.

The Things to Do at the Beach workshop learned about first aid. According to my notes, no one threw sand during the lecture. That’s good, since you’re high school students, not kindergarteners. Pippi and Parker and Molly and Fry practiced saving each other’s lives, while Jaye and Isabel discussed Fourth of July party plans. I know who I’d want to be nearby if I were drowning.

Meanwhile, over in Applied Dadaism, Artie tried to sell his students aluminum siding and then gave Tim, Walter, Marie, Stark, Kaylee, Tyler, Jamie, Phoebe and Kawalsky detention. I promise you guys, there will be no aluminum siding in detention tomorrow.

And finally, in Flight and Flying, Anakin briefed his students on their upcoming trip to Coruscant before letting them fly swoop bikes around the island. Oh, and Bel got detention. It sounds like I’m going to have fun tomorrow.

The cafeteria was pretty quiet today, with Sakurazaki braving the fish and Walter picking up picnic supplies.

The Dorms: Where A Lot of Unusual Things Happened Today

And that’s saying a lot for Fandom.

Early this morning, Pip was attacked by a cat outside the dorms. Pippi caught it on film. Pip decided to keep the cat and named it something that is, according to my notes, obscene in French. Meanwhile, Sakurazaki enjoyed tea and caught up on some reading in the Fourth Floor Common Room. Piper woke up with a hangover this morning and had a visit from the coffee fairy. Aeryn gave John a sponge bath and I am so not asking.

After the morning workshops, Pippi, Nadia, Seras, Walter and River met on the roof to chat. And then there was something called ‘roof jumping’, which I’m certain doesn’t mean what it sounds like because I know that none of those kids would put themselves in that kind of danger. After the roof jumping, Seras and Pippi went on a picnic. Willow visited Anakin and they practiced floating things. Maybe the roof jumpers should have asked them to hang out.

The Third Floor Common Room was the place to be this afternoon if you weren’t at the music festival. Buffy chatted with Dean while he prepared junk food for Alec who offered to strip to get his food faster. I’m thinking that might be counter-productive, Alec. Instead, he apparently talked to Buffy about cheerleading, food, and Dawn while he waited.

Alphonse stopped by and met both Alec and Dean. You know, I’ve heard a lot about both of you, but I’m pretty sure I still haven’t managed to meet either of you. Come to Caritas on a Tuesday or Thursday and I’ll buy you each a drink, okay? Sam was there, too, and he talked to Buffy, Dean and Alec. And Pip was there, looking for Walter. He talked to Al and Alec.

This evening, Jamie was in the Second Floor Common Room watching himself trying to become a millionaire. Tyler, Joxer, English Peter, and Sam were there, too. Sakurazaki and Al hung out in the Fourth Floor Common Room. No word on if either of them was trying to become a millionaire. Cedric and Jack hung out in Jack’s room. Cally and Anders… um… well… there’s no easy way to say this, so I hope you’re all sitting down. They broke up. I told you there was ugly stuff tonight. Cally is going to stay with me for a few days.

Town: Where There is Music in the Streets

Well, technically the park, but give me a break.

To bring you all the hot gossip from the First Fandom Music Festival, I have a special guest. Please welcome Professor Ted "Theodore" Logan!

Ted's Excellent Music Festival Report )

Thank you, Professor Ted!

Believe it or not, there were some non-music festival related happenings in town today. Pip stopped at All and Sundries to buy cat food and Tim stopped for light sticks. Because Tim rocks. Thanks again for those, Tim! Isabel spoke with Alfred at Café Fina about supplying desserts for the 4th of July picnic. River and Tyler had a date at Pizza Planet. Caritas was open. Oh, hey GOB? Where’s Tino been? I haven’t seen him all week. Anyway, Willow stopped in to ask GOB about putting in a dance floor. *snicker* Quark was also there and he and GOB discussed the intricacies of bar management. *more snickers*

Sparky Repairs, the book store, and Empire Records were also open, but no one visited them. Tommy and Dr. Lambert were also alone in the clinic. Individually, not alone together. Because I’m assuming Dr. Lambert has better taste.

Anyway, that’s a wrap for me tonight. Have a good night, Fandom and I’ll see half of you in detention tomorrow!

[so much love and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wyld_stallyn for the special guest report!]
[identity profile] wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com
Hello Fandom High/Town/PEOPLE! I am Ted 'Theodore' Logan and you're listening to.. FANDOM RADIO! [cue guitar squealing]

[Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd plays]

Okay! So, like, I don't know why you dudes would want to hear about this stuff after it happens, but hey. I'm a lean, mean, reporting dude machine!

In Criminal Justice, Big Blue Dude talked about density. Wait. Maybe that's destiny. No, I think it's density. Heavy. Speech 201 talked about begging. Speech 301 are totally screwed with their final project. Philosophy, Biology and Starting a Small Business were cancelled. Shop student-dudes were told to build a bridge and get over it. Languages and Abnormal Psych work on final projects.

Journalism wrote papers on anarchy (but not Anarchy in the UK, which is a most excellent song by the Sex Pistols) and got extra credit for working out what happened to 3D Glasses Dean Dude after his fourth drink last night. No little dudes and babes, that's not a challenge to recreate what happened. Criminology talked about myths and stuff about crime.

Arthurian talked about how that King Arthur dude died. I totally didn't do it. He was alive when I left him, even if I did steal borrow his coffee table. History did historical stuff. Oh, and history dudes? Keep an eye out for a guest tomorrow. Greco-Roman Archaeology talked about the Trojan War. Um.. the real trojans dudes, not the kind you can get in the clinic. Art students decorated cookies! Stop stealing my junk food idea, Big Chin Teacher Dude! My most excellent music students talked in song lyrics. It was triumphantly educational dudes.

Oh! And Band Practice.. practiced. Don't forget dudes, 6pm next Thursday in the music room is the student-dudes' final project - a big gig. Come along, bring your friends, admission is free. Listen to some rockin' bands. There will be punch and pie.

Miss Perky-With-Long-Legs had office hours. Little Boy Blue Eyes Dude, Green Giraffe-Lovin' Dude (not like that), Please Don't Shoot Me Dude and Shiny Hair Dude talk geek in study hall. Serene Brunette Dudette and Dude-That's-Now-A-Dudette talked about, um, stuff in study hall too. That skinny kid, Freaky Eyes Dude, did stuff in the clinic.

[School Day by Chuck Berry plays]

Little Boy Blue Eyes Dude, Dude Who Looks Like Little Boy Blue Eyes Dude and Burninate Dudette worked out. Llama Llama Lee Adama Dude (hey, that rhymes!) started to feel better. Get well soon, dude! Please Don't Shoot Me Dude and Cute Redhead Dudette were cute over computers. Principal Scary Boss Dude had his last thee-ah-tah hours, while other people led by Scary Blonde Streak Dudette and her most excellent friends lined up for pageant tickets and the pageanteers totally freaked out about performing while other dudes and dudettes studied for math.

[Boys Are Back In Town by Thin Lizzy plays]

Blonde Groupie Babe, Feline Dude With Bad Dress Sense and.. hey! Me.. all got Secret Santa deliveries. I'm sure there were other people who got stuff too, just not through the delivery dudette. Don't forget to give something if you signed up dudes!

Spike's was open, but there was no pizza or porn, so it was a quiet night. Aziraphale's book-type place was open and Perky Russian Dudette, Witchy Kiki Dudette (no relation to Riki Kiki Taco) and Doctor Coffee STAT! Dude stopped by.

The dudes from Big Up and Big Down made weekend plans.

Mysterious Perky Dude took Mr Geekathon Dude to his room at the.. brothel? Okay dude, that sounds really.. anyway!

Armored Chick Who Could Kick My Ass showed up all bloody and happy, or as happy as you can be wearing heavy armor. Bald Blue Babe (who I shall now call Triple B) went to see her.

Tobias-who-be-a-hawk dude started work at the Emporium today. Go you, Tobias-who-be-a-hawk dude! Professor Bug Dude and Totally Out Of My League Babe stopped by for shopping. I hope there were Twinkies involved.

My Only Friend Is A Cat Dude went to see Scary Lawyer Liek Whoa Babe.

Scary Blonde Streak Dudette went to Sanctity.

Not So Scary Blonde Streak Dudette and Bushy Moustache Dude stopped by Wonka's today. Candy. Dude.

And Caritas was slow because of the..

[A rock version of Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer plays]

Now, I wasn't *at* this pageant because of.. giraffes.. but I heard it was a most triumphant night for all. Here's what happened!

Most of the school showed up. Dudes, that's totally excellent that you wanted to support your friends. Some people brought cameras. Photos are memories!

Scary Blonde Streak Dudette did the pre-show presentation about what she's learned about Christmas. I hear it was most educational.

The song list included:

Jingle Bells, with banthabell by Tall, Dark and Brooding Dude. I want a tape. Jingle Bells, CLANG, Jingle Bells, CLANG. Tubular.

Here Comes Santa Claus. Don't worry dudes. I forget lyrics sometimes too.

The Jedi Driedel Song!

Little Boy Blue Eyes Dude sang a most excellent Dominic the Donkey/YMCA remix. It takes a dude who's secure in his sexuality to do that. I'm so proud of my TA. You rock!

Silent Night

The Chipmunk Christmas song in monotone. Deep interpretation.

Lil' Pouty Babe sang a new version of that old classic Auld Lang Syne. Way to go, Lil' Pouty Babe!

And Dude Who Was Some Other Dude, But Now Is Totally A Different Dude sang something kinda like White Christmas and kinda like Jingle Bell Rock.

There was also dancing, choreographed by the most excellent jazz hander in town, DEATH. Even the undead can have music talent, dudes.

Then came the serious part of the night - the naivety scene. Um, I mean, nativity. No.. pretty sure it's naivety. Big kudos to Joseph, Not Hyphen Such Hyphen A Hyphen Virgin Mary (who was totally into one of the Wise Men), gremlin baby Jesus, the Wise Men (including Triangular Jock Dude), the angel who turned out to be nekkid and the Magical Talking-Singing Christmas Tree! Because there were totally Christmas trees in Bethlehem.

And FINALLY, the big surprise ending with Santa Principal Scary Boss Dude showing up with Earl the miniature giraffe-turned-reindeer!

That's all for the crazy happenings of Fandom High and Fandom Town for today dudes. This is Ted 'Theodore' Logan, guest DJ, signing off. Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON DUDES!

Fandom High RPG

About the Game

---       Master Game Index
---       Thinking of Joining?
---       Application Information
---       Existing Character Directory

In-Character Comms

School and Grounds
---       Fandom High School
---       Staff Lounge
---       TA Lounge
---       Student Dorms

Around the Island
---       Fandom Town
---       Fandom Clinic

---       Radio News Recaps
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Off-Island Travel
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Once Upon a Time...
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