WTFH

Venture: "This is Doctor Thaddeus Venture. I hate everything, especially this island and the people on it."

Deadpool: "He's like a magical fairy of cheerfulness isn't he folks? Or is that just fairy?"

( Is he a fairy? Click and see! )

[ooc: And with that particularly scathing commentary, I'd like to remind you all that Dr. Venture's views do not reflect the players, as the player is not an embittered sexually frustrated middle-aged man. The Portal botherers are awesome, Nadia Santos isn't a whore, etcetera, etcetera.]

Deadpool: "Gooooood evening Fandom! The Merc with the Mouth is here to bring you your news!"

Venture: "So I have to ask, is there a Merc without a mouth somewhere?"

Deadpool: "Yes, we call him Mmmph. Because that's what he says his name is."

Venture: "Well my name is Dr. Venture, and I prefer my Mercs with mouths."

( And thanks to Home Ec, this radio is very dirty. You are warned. )

Venture: "So this is what the hell those squirrels have been up to. Greetings plebians, peasants, and peons. This is Doctor Thaddeus S. Venture."

Deadpool: "And his kinda loyal bodyguard, Deadpool! Hey, am I getting paid to do this?"

Venture: "Everything comes down to money with you, doesn't it?"

Deadpool: "Meeeerceeenaaary."

Venture: "Fine, I'll make sure you get a bonus, okay? Now you can read, can't you? So you'll actually be helpful? Or is that facemask of yours to hide your incredibly downs syndrome afflicted face?"

Deadpool: "I'm sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of my knives being sharpened."

( It's like the odd couple. Only scarier. )

[ooc: And please, humble viewers, please remember that the views of Wade and Dr. Venture do reflect -their- feelings, but do not reflect the players' feelings. We love you all. Just like Wade and Thaddeus love each other.]