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Fandom Radio, February 27th
Venture: "Welcome everyone to the 'Nadia Santos is an amazing human being and in no way a whore' show."
Deadpool: "...I didn't know we changed the name."
Venture: "I'll explain later.
School
Deadpool: "The school burned down. Seriously."
Venture: "This is what you all get for touching yourselves at night. Seriously. You should be ashamed of your filth."
Dorms
Deadpool: "MickeyMike went for a walk on the grounds. He ran into Annette, who thought he was some sort of hideous rodent, and tells her that he doesn't understand spring break. It's all about doing nothing. Or going to Florida for some idiotic MTV bikini fun... Why am I not in Florida right now?"
Venture: "Why am I not in Florida right now, that's the real question."
Deadpool: "Because you'd scare the nubile young things away. Hulkling was up on the roof, thinking. Is it about Wiccan? The nubilest of all you Young Avengers. He is joined by Chad who he tells that he must leave to help Antman's daughter. You know, the Antman who wasn't irredeemable. After there was a big bright light, Tori showed up all bruised and beaten up in the hallway. Is that normal for this place because I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not good for the student body. Or any body really. Thankfully my minion, Conner found her and whisked her off to the clinic like a knight saving his lady love. Wow I really need to stop reading Yuki's books."
Venture: "Yucky books are big these days. I still can't believe that piece of crap 'The Michaelangelo Cypher' was a best seller."
Deadpool: "It was highly historical in that BBC historical movie kind of way. Ami huddled under a blanket and watched TV in the fourth floor common room. And sweet merciful crap it happened again. After crawling toward her room,
Lana fell unconcious in the hallway before being found by Neil, who took her to the clinic. What the hell is that all about?"
Venture: "She's a teen. Sex, Drugs, or Rock and Roll is to blame."
Deadpool: "...I guess... SamW was sprawled out on the couch in the fourth floor common room where he teased Dean's... cat. TMI squirrels, TMI. WHile this was happening, his dog chewed on a toy and god I hope that isn't a euphamism. Neil learned that animals weren't students. Well I should hope not. No opposable thumbs. Peter Petrelli then warned Sam that Jack was a mouse and that he played with Isabel. Too easy. Really now kids, can't you at least try making this a bit harder? Neil and Peter make like the Hardy Boys and go off to investigate Lana's injuries. It's like the Mystery of the Assault Victim all over again."
Venture: "Which is like Mystery Date, only you end up bruised instead of a potential sexual partner."
Deadpool: "I love that game! Hulking hopes that the animalism isn't contagious and Sam just is glad the animals are cute. Sam, you're a sick man. A sick man whose perversions know no bounds when he made Hunter attack Jack with a laser pointer. How is that even possible?! Jack thankfully survived and talked to Hulkling about the Bitterwoman marathon and it's their fault for some reason if evil shape-shifting geckos attack. Jack is then defensive about his love for Bitterwoman with Mac, the non-Asian lesbian who is still in town. Scout wanders over to her but thankfully she's okay, despite that sick freak Sam talking to her. Hulkling and non-Asian Lesbian aren't happy with their vacations so far."
Venture: "See? This is what happens when the island loses a lesbian. It's no fun!"
Deadpool: "And now, a moment of silence for our lost lesbian. .... Annette tells Jake about cheerleading and how she bought rum for the squirrels. Squirrels like rum? She is then congratulated by Hulkling for cheerleading and then is asked by him to look after Chad because he's wanted by the government and dirty fanboys everywhere. Sam is sad that he didn't get to see Dean at cheerleading, but Annette offered to take pictures for him. Not touching that with a ten foot pole."
Venture: "Now touching Annette, I'd do that with my ten--"
Deadpool: "Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking! There's not enough bleach in the world to get that out of my screwed up brain. Gwynn with a y and two n's left town. Chris vanished from his room and Wyatt, one y and two t's, was unable to find him. Then Wyatt and Anders went to Phoebe's room and there's no details as to what happened so I'm going to say they had sex. And Pheobe was over in Bridge's room for 'chatting'."
Venture: "Why do I suddenly have 'Beast and the Harlot' running through my head?"
Deadpool: "Because you watch too much Cinemax after dark? Willow brought English Peter lunch and then asked for help choosing a costume. Kinky! Petey and Neil look for clues in Lana's room as opposed to their fancy talk about it before. After no longer being a mouse, Jack went to Cedric's room to show him."
Venture: "So some girl named Molly tells Ray that she's not going to break school property anymore. That's a good pledge to make, since you shouldn't have done that ever. Wyatt finds Chris in bad shape. What shape was he in? A rhombus? Hexagon? Dodecahedron?"
Deadpool: "Not a dodecahedron! NOT A DODECAHEDRON!"
Venture: "What's your problem with dodecahedrons? Liz isn't doing so well either, and Anders was savaged by an angry Parker. Not in the violent sense. Maybe. Wyatt joined the gang-bang, and on an unrelated note Hermione makes a box of cookies for elves, which are probably her only friends. Dick's things are in jello. Jim is not to blame, as he's more for putting dicks into Jello directly, and Aeryn spends quality time with the punching bag."
Deadpool: "Punching bags need love too."
Town
Venture: "The hippie found his journal and, much to my surprise, is literate enough to actually write in it. And apparently my cohost appeared in a flash of light into his bed. Huh. You have anything to say about that?"
Deadpool: "...I had a lot to drink last night?"
Venture: "A likely story. Wizard Wheezes, which sounds like what Orpheus does every time he goes up a flight of stairs, was open. Much like the Hippie House of Photos. Pippi and her old man were parading about in public, and my cohost wants to pick fights with teenagers. Seriously?"
Deadpool: "I wasn't picking fights! It was educational!"
Venture: "And you started that by teasing the Asian lesbian, then Rikku complains that she can't get locked in a cage, which is just seriously kinktastic of her. My cohost fought some twerp named Peter Parker, but it doesn't say if he won, but does say Pippi taught him about Tivo. And then it says he had fighting foreplay with Tex. Was there actually sex, or is she a big cocktease?"
Deadpool: "It was a public place and I'm not into that whole exhibitionist thing!"
Venture: "And on that note, the Nadia Santos is an amazing human being and a saint show comes to a close. Unlike Nadia herself, who has never come with anyone, as she's a saint and wonderful and not a whore."
Deadpool: "Now you're just scaring me."
Deadpool: "...I didn't know we changed the name."
Venture: "I'll explain later.
School
Deadpool: "The school burned down. Seriously."
Venture: "This is what you all get for touching yourselves at night. Seriously. You should be ashamed of your filth."
Dorms
Deadpool: "MickeyMike went for a walk on the grounds. He ran into Annette, who thought he was some sort of hideous rodent, and tells her that he doesn't understand spring break. It's all about doing nothing. Or going to Florida for some idiotic MTV bikini fun... Why am I not in Florida right now?"
Venture: "Why am I not in Florida right now, that's the real question."
Deadpool: "Because you'd scare the nubile young things away. Hulkling was up on the roof, thinking. Is it about Wiccan? The nubilest of all you Young Avengers. He is joined by Chad who he tells that he must leave to help Antman's daughter. You know, the Antman who wasn't irredeemable. After there was a big bright light, Tori showed up all bruised and beaten up in the hallway. Is that normal for this place because I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not good for the student body. Or any body really. Thankfully my minion, Conner found her and whisked her off to the clinic like a knight saving his lady love. Wow I really need to stop reading Yuki's books."
Venture: "Yucky books are big these days. I still can't believe that piece of crap 'The Michaelangelo Cypher' was a best seller."
Deadpool: "It was highly historical in that BBC historical movie kind of way. Ami huddled under a blanket and watched TV in the fourth floor common room. And sweet merciful crap it happened again. After crawling toward her room,
Lana fell unconcious in the hallway before being found by Neil, who took her to the clinic. What the hell is that all about?"
Venture: "She's a teen. Sex, Drugs, or Rock and Roll is to blame."
Deadpool: "...I guess... SamW was sprawled out on the couch in the fourth floor common room where he teased Dean's... cat. TMI squirrels, TMI. WHile this was happening, his dog chewed on a toy and god I hope that isn't a euphamism. Neil learned that animals weren't students. Well I should hope not. No opposable thumbs. Peter Petrelli then warned Sam that Jack was a mouse and that he played with Isabel. Too easy. Really now kids, can't you at least try making this a bit harder? Neil and Peter make like the Hardy Boys and go off to investigate Lana's injuries. It's like the Mystery of the Assault Victim all over again."
Venture: "Which is like Mystery Date, only you end up bruised instead of a potential sexual partner."
Deadpool: "I love that game! Hulking hopes that the animalism isn't contagious and Sam just is glad the animals are cute. Sam, you're a sick man. A sick man whose perversions know no bounds when he made Hunter attack Jack with a laser pointer. How is that even possible?! Jack thankfully survived and talked to Hulkling about the Bitterwoman marathon and it's their fault for some reason if evil shape-shifting geckos attack. Jack is then defensive about his love for Bitterwoman with Mac, the non-Asian lesbian who is still in town. Scout wanders over to her but thankfully she's okay, despite that sick freak Sam talking to her. Hulkling and non-Asian Lesbian aren't happy with their vacations so far."
Venture: "See? This is what happens when the island loses a lesbian. It's no fun!"
Deadpool: "And now, a moment of silence for our lost lesbian. .... Annette tells Jake about cheerleading and how she bought rum for the squirrels. Squirrels like rum? She is then congratulated by Hulkling for cheerleading and then is asked by him to look after Chad because he's wanted by the government and dirty fanboys everywhere. Sam is sad that he didn't get to see Dean at cheerleading, but Annette offered to take pictures for him. Not touching that with a ten foot pole."
Venture: "Now touching Annette, I'd do that with my ten--"
Deadpool: "Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking! There's not enough bleach in the world to get that out of my screwed up brain. Gwynn with a y and two n's left town. Chris vanished from his room and Wyatt, one y and two t's, was unable to find him. Then Wyatt and Anders went to Phoebe's room and there's no details as to what happened so I'm going to say they had sex. And Pheobe was over in Bridge's room for 'chatting'."
Venture: "Why do I suddenly have 'Beast and the Harlot' running through my head?"
Deadpool: "Because you watch too much Cinemax after dark? Willow brought English Peter lunch and then asked for help choosing a costume. Kinky! Petey and Neil look for clues in Lana's room as opposed to their fancy talk about it before. After no longer being a mouse, Jack went to Cedric's room to show him."
Venture: "So some girl named Molly tells Ray that she's not going to break school property anymore. That's a good pledge to make, since you shouldn't have done that ever. Wyatt finds Chris in bad shape. What shape was he in? A rhombus? Hexagon? Dodecahedron?"
Deadpool: "Not a dodecahedron! NOT A DODECAHEDRON!"
Venture: "What's your problem with dodecahedrons? Liz isn't doing so well either, and Anders was savaged by an angry Parker. Not in the violent sense. Maybe. Wyatt joined the gang-bang, and on an unrelated note Hermione makes a box of cookies for elves, which are probably her only friends. Dick's things are in jello. Jim is not to blame, as he's more for putting dicks into Jello directly, and Aeryn spends quality time with the punching bag."
Deadpool: "Punching bags need love too."
Town
Venture: "The hippie found his journal and, much to my surprise, is literate enough to actually write in it. And apparently my cohost appeared in a flash of light into his bed. Huh. You have anything to say about that?"
Deadpool: "...I had a lot to drink last night?"
Venture: "A likely story. Wizard Wheezes, which sounds like what Orpheus does every time he goes up a flight of stairs, was open. Much like the Hippie House of Photos. Pippi and her old man were parading about in public, and my cohost wants to pick fights with teenagers. Seriously?"
Deadpool: "I wasn't picking fights! It was educational!"
Venture: "And you started that by teasing the Asian lesbian, then Rikku complains that she can't get locked in a cage, which is just seriously kinktastic of her. My cohost fought some twerp named Peter Parker, but it doesn't say if he won, but does say Pippi taught him about Tivo. And then it says he had fighting foreplay with Tex. Was there actually sex, or is she a big cocktease?"
Deadpool: "It was a public place and I'm not into that whole exhibitionist thing!"
Venture: "And on that note, the Nadia Santos is an amazing human being and a saint show comes to a close. Unlike Nadia herself, who has never come with anyone, as she's a saint and wonderful and not a whore."
Deadpool: "Now you're just scaring me."
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"Venture obviously has a death wish..."
Then, she heard the part about Lana being in the clinic and she was out her door.
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