Lois: Hello, Fandom! This is Lois Lane, bringing you the news on this lovely Sun--
*sound of a door opening*
Lois: --day evening. What the hell are you doing here?
Chuck: You really need to tone down the social niceties. It's embarrassing.
Lois: You do know you're in the radio station, right? And I'm doing a broadcast right now?
Chuck: Yes, I'm aware. I've come to join in your little broadcast.
Lois: Oh yeah? Why should I let you stay?
Chuck: ...I'm Chuck Bass.
Lois: For some reason I find that to be a legitimate reason to let you stay.
Chuck: Excellent. Now scoot over. You can sit on my lap if you want.
Lois: There's two chairs in here.
Chuck: I'm not hearing a no...
Lois: No!
Chuck: Fine. No hurt feelings. Anyways, if you sat in my lap I wouldn't be able to get a good look at that outfit you're wearing. You're practically spilling out of that thing.
Lois: Not my fault! Everything I had was pirate wench-y!
( This can only end badly )Chuck: My god, you people were boring today.
Lois: We could go make it more interesting.
Chuck: I told you I'd grow on you. I'm Chuck Bass.
Lois: Shut up and turn off that microphone before I change my mind.
*CLICK*
[See what you people force me to do when you don't do anything on Sundays? :P ]