http://armybrat-lois.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] armybrat-lois.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2008-12-07 11:45 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, December 7th, 2008

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Fandom! Hi to the people who are usually animals and hi to the people who are always people! This is Lois Lane with WTFH Fandom Radio. I can safely say I've never been happier to hate cats and be allergic to dogs in my entire life. I barely know enough about cooking to feed myself. I don't even know what I'd do if I had to feed someone else.

Anyways, onto the news!



Schooliness

As per usual, Lee was a nerd and opened up the library. In non-nerd library news, Toby came in to flirt and feel up Lee's arms. See! It's stuff like that that should happen every week. It's not boring to report.

Dorminess

Amber was playing solitare and taking sips of booze. I approve! A very human-looking Jan was looking in the mirror. I would be too, dude. Dor is extremely surprised to find that his roommate is now human. Ino was staring at her not!human snake. Dude, you got lucky from what I've heard. Hurley visits and they discuss chocolate, the animal-situation and dates. Hannibal is relaxing with a trashy magazine. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Temari gorged on chocolate from her closet and Jamie brings her more of what has been free all day. Smoooooth. Momoko also enjoyed the free chocolate. Mmmm. Human!Trenor is on the fourth floor eating chocolate. Yes! Chocolate is awesome! Human!Nana dragged Jeff in the common room. Karal introduces Ben to human!Trenor and they talk about weird Fandom things. You know...like animals into humans. Jaina tells Ben that John's turtle is a pain in the ass. Did you like your lap dance on Friday, Jaina? Cost me ten bucks. Human!Trenor talked to Jaina about the treats. They were everywhere today, weren't they? Jaina and Robin who is usually a frog talked about this was weird for him. He also chatted with Trenor.

Chad and his now human cat were making enchiladas on the third floor and they were delicious. I know because I was there. Robin who is not usually a human also stopped by. On the fifth floor Sokka is amused and horrified by human!Momo Jr. wading around in popcorn. Turtle is impressed by that. Human!Cuban Pete cannonballed into the popcorn. Turtle is not as impressed by Cuban Pete as she was by Momo Jr. Can't you people name your animals something normal like...I don't know...Rex or Clark or Spike or something?

Towniness

Tyler moved out of 33 Apocalypse and gave the house to Murdock. He also assured Eliza Bennet that no one will think it improper that she lives with Murdock alone. I certainly don't, lady! Loki is watching TV and is annoyed at what's on. Yeah, that's Sunday for you. There's never anything on. Mary collected chocolate at the Arms. At the Winchester house, Sam has locked himself in his room. Yeah. That's awkward. Both Dean and Peter stop by. G'kar had a sale on chocolate at the T&C, Blysse was at the Gig and both Mr. Twain and Bold found their way there. Because they're both horses usually, see. Reno was a the Freelance Police. Sam and Max were there and were human. They usually aren't human most of the time, I think. I don't know. I've never met them. Tether, who I think is usually an animal, was running through the woods and tackled Deadpool. Cable joined them and they talked of petsitting. I don't petsit, yo. I don't babysit either. People don't want me around their children.

Biff was looking for Christmas presents at the Wellspring Arms. Dude, you're a couple weeks early. Tether was there and snagged half a sandwich. Annnnnnnd Daisy and Jack had to hear about said sandwich stealing. Anyone stole my sandwich I'd have to punch them. Well, not the human!animals. They don't know any better. But the human humans, yeah. Ben that's not a Skywalker got a visit from Teddy at Things Reborn. Charlotte and Dale were adorable at York Gallery. Angela was enjoying a normal day at the Perk. Lucky us! Chuck and his human!monkey Sweetie...really? Sweetie? Okay. Anyways, they told Angela all about the wacky that's going on. Murdock and the now human Houston came in and were bickering. Jack also stopped in. Annnnnnd in Caritas news, Yoda and Jolee have an old-man off. That sounds...I don't even want to say what that sounds like. Gross.

And that's enough from me tonight, Fandom! Here's to hoping your animals go back to being animals soon! Night!