http://armybrat-lois.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] armybrat-lois.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2008-06-02 12:26 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 1st, 2008

You like me, you guys really like me! This is me, Lois Lane, reporting to you from the place where the squirrels get drunk for Fandom Radio! I am not drunk. At least not yet. My dad always said "Don't accept liquor from rodents, Lois." Oh wait...I think what he said was "Don't accept liqour from Russian infantrymen, Lois." Same thing. I think.



School, Where we learn

None! Thank god. I spent all day moving my crap back into the dorms. I couldn't handle doing that and going to class.

Dorms, Where we sleep...most of the time

Liir was warming up in the gym this morning while he waited for his training session with Ino. Be careful about those training sessions, the last training session I had got me sent to this school. Meg celebrates being back in the dorms by being lazy as hell. You go girl. Jaina is in a bit of a mood at the salle. Honey, you can call me and we can go out and drink if you're feeling grumpy. Booze makes everything better. John is relaxing on a floatie in the pool before Gavin comes around and punches him in the face. Well that'll end a fun day in the pool. Unless you're into the rough stuff. Our fearless leader comes and breaks up the fight. If I weren't so sure you'd give me detention I'd send you a bottle of booze, m'am. Sounds like you had a rough day. Chad and his ugly cat where chillin' on the third floor and they make empanadas. Hinata comes by for food and to talk about his ugly cat. Lion-o moved back into his room and Toby comes in to mope in about Andros having sex with his ex. Drrrrrrrrama! Kaylee is reading magazines when Ned comes in to discuss fire and burn scars. Shirtless Friday shows up to check up on her too. Blair is also doing the magazine reading thing when Kevin tries to move in. I say "tries" because he ends up leaving. Wow, either he's dumb or Blair has some serious smooth talking skills. Ino feeds her snake a mouse named Andrew. Someone might be angry. Wyatt and Isabel celebrate being out of the cabins and I'm going to throw out a guess and say that's dirty. Dawn's all sprawly on her bed and my big brother shows up and there is snuggling cause Dawn is mopey. Aw. Suck it up. Kidding. Sort of. Lana's all moved back in and she is drinking tea. Jamie is carrying a lot of stuff and there's something about duct tape and hair dye...I don't want to know. Jeff comments on the beauty of French petrol stations, okay, and he and Turtle end up kissing. Awww. Rikku is on a warpath for Jamie. Run, Jamie, run! Jamie is actually hiding in his room like a good boy and ignores a knock from Rikku. Temari would like to know why he's dyed pink. That's a very good question. And Cal writes a letter on his typewriter. He's aware we have computers, right?

Town, where we drink

Vala opened Luke's and Mohinder tried to pay for his salad in euros. Dude...a salad? Get a cheeseburger. Charlotte opened the York Gallery and Sean opened Nast Sporting Goods but nobody showed up to either. Woe. Michael opened Pizza Planet and Liir comes in to catch up. Adah was at the clinic but nobody showed up. Well, I guess that's a good thing. No hurty people is good. Xander and Bridge are all snuggly, aww. Juli is listening to radio podcasts at the Perk when Mary comes in to apologize for her behavior at Caritas the other night. Speaking of Caritas, Anders is there, playing on his laptop. Let's hope he's not surfing for porn. That's just inappropriate at the workplace.



That's it for me this evening, Fandom. Get your crap all moved into the dorms and don't fight with your roommates. You shouldn't fight with anybody who has such easy access to your closet. That's a good tip from me to you. This is Lois Lane saying goodnight!

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