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Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 13th, 2009
Chuck: Isn't this nice, Lois? You and me, doing radio again?
Lois: Yeah, I'm thrilled.
Chuck: Don't act like you didn't miss this.
Lois: I missed radio, not you. I don't even know why I agreed to this.
Chuck: Because I wanted you and I always get what I want.
Lois: Whatever. Hello, Fandom. This is Lois Lane and Chuck Bass and we are going to be bringing you your radio this evening. I take no responsibility for what the man next to me says during this broadcast. He's a liar and a pervert.
Chuck: Hey, I'm perfectly polite on radio.
Lois: See? You're lying already.
Schooliness
Lois: Kyle was in the library today, working on his ABC's.
Chuck: Shouldn't...shouldn't you have mastered that skill years ago?
Lois: Seriously!
Dorms
Chuck: Turtle was putting up campaign posters around the dorms. I personally think you all should vote for Sam Winchester. He's tall, he's smart and for some insane reason he actually cares about people. Don't let the way he dresses fool you, he's quite capable of handling things.
Lois: As Sam's sister I say I agree with Chuck here. He's not lying for once.
Chuck: Triela wanted to know what Turtle was doing and Turtle explains Student Council and what it does. Cal was working out in the gym and nods at Helen. Thrilling. Sookie was gawking at Dusk on the fifth floor. Oh, Sookie. Just run away from it. Run. Away. Bobby came in, bouncing from sugar, because he hasn't discovered the beauty of drugs and alcohol yet, apparently.
Lois: You are a great role model.
Chuck: Oh as if you're the poster child for clean living.
Lois: I never claimed to be, ass. Hurley joined Sookie in the movie watching and they discuss genderification of movies. That's not a word, squirrel. On the third floor, Rachel is watching Top Gun. I love that movie. Aravis and Rachel that the men aren't flying planes right now. Must be watching the volleyball scene then. Rose found her room walled off this morning. Suuuuuuucks. Jennifer was being lazy in bed this morning and George Sands wonders if she's ever getting up. Dude, Sookie, don't ever ask if I'm getting up. Because I probably won't be.
Chuck: You're rooming with Sookie now? Now there's a pillow fight I'd love to see. I was laying around in bed playing video games when Andy came over to take advantage of one of the services I offer.
Lois: So you--
Chuck: --Not that service. The other one.
Lois: Ohhhhh. I get ya. Jamie was talking to himself when Didi came in a suggested they get a pizza. Alright then. Leda took a clothed shower after a nightmare. Again, alright then. And Liir was reading when he got a visit from Joan.
Chuck: Man, we were boring today.
Lois: God, I know.
Townishness
Chuck: Jak was running on the beach and found out that Triela got her arm replaced because she ran into a better assassin. That's totally normal. He also ended up racing with Zack and eventually there was a crash and Zack had to feed Jak his potion. Wow. Dirty and rhyming. You don't get much better than that.
Lois: I'm jealous I didn't get to read that bit. Let's get the job part over with, shall we? Zack was not at the Fina, Blysse was at the Gig, Hot!Kyle was at the Freelance HQ, Aphrodite was at the sex shop, Biff was at the Wellspring Arms, G'Kar was at the T&C and Addison was at the Clinic. And nothing happened. Ben was being an ass at Things Reborn and trying to set the alarm clocks so they'd scare people. Ass. Sophie took Geoffrey in to buy clothes for opening nights.
Chuck: Buying clothes secondhand? That's absolutely disgusting.
Lois: You ever heard of vintage?
Chuck: There's a difference between vintage and hand me downs. One being not gross. Anyway, Parker and Sophie met at the Perk to discuss negotiation tactics, whatever that means. Robin was doing a crossword at Caritas instead of working. Nice. Jim Halpert tried to help with said crossword and the conversation ended up turning to Fandom weirdness. Griff and Alex Karev talked about getting back to their room, sexiling and how Effy's sex talk with Griff went.
...you guys are so gay for each other.
Lois: Now, Chuck. You don't know that. Even if it is funny to think about. It was Zack's birthday today and there was a party at the Chilly Boulder celebrating that. Happy birthday, Zack! There was mingling, cake, presents and, of course, a birthday boy. I was in Germany for my last birthday. And the birthday before that I fought a god and ended up unconscious in the clinic.
Chuck: You lead a special life, Lois. Fight Club met today because it's Sunday and that's what happens. There was mingling, some training and eventually everyone beat the hell out of each other. Oh, and Ghanima and Tyler were there for talking to. After Fight Club, Ghanima, Minsc, Deadpool and Nathan went bowling.
Lois: That is a situation rife for comedy.
Chuck: Not much comedy happens, sadly. Nathan and Ghanima ponder the possibility of ugly hats instead of ugly shoes. They aren't ugly if you wear them right, people. Deadpool is apparently wearing his ninja shoes and if he and Nathan had a bowling team they'd be called the swords. Kinda gay.
Lois: Yeah, it kind of is.
Chuck: Ghanima is apparently jealous of Deadpool's ninja shoes. Ma'am, don't be jealous of Deadpool's anything. Minsc complains about the look of the shoes and Nathan agrees. I'm telling you, you people can't work them. And Ghanima wondered why Boo didn't wear the shoes. Yeeeeeeeah.
Lois: And, look at that, we're done.
Chuck: You want to end this in our usual fashion?
Lois: I'm not going to screw you in the radio station. Again.
Chuck: You want to screw me somewhere else?
Lois: No!
Lois: Yeah, I'm thrilled.
Chuck: Don't act like you didn't miss this.
Lois: I missed radio, not you. I don't even know why I agreed to this.
Chuck: Because I wanted you and I always get what I want.
Lois: Whatever. Hello, Fandom. This is Lois Lane and Chuck Bass and we are going to be bringing you your radio this evening. I take no responsibility for what the man next to me says during this broadcast. He's a liar and a pervert.
Chuck: Hey, I'm perfectly polite on radio.
Lois: See? You're lying already.
Schooliness
Lois: Kyle was in the library today, working on his ABC's.
Chuck: Shouldn't...shouldn't you have mastered that skill years ago?
Lois: Seriously!
Dorms
Chuck: Turtle was putting up campaign posters around the dorms. I personally think you all should vote for Sam Winchester. He's tall, he's smart and for some insane reason he actually cares about people. Don't let the way he dresses fool you, he's quite capable of handling things.
Lois: As Sam's sister I say I agree with Chuck here. He's not lying for once.
Chuck: Triela wanted to know what Turtle was doing and Turtle explains Student Council and what it does. Cal was working out in the gym and nods at Helen. Thrilling. Sookie was gawking at Dusk on the fifth floor. Oh, Sookie. Just run away from it. Run. Away. Bobby came in, bouncing from sugar, because he hasn't discovered the beauty of drugs and alcohol yet, apparently.
Lois: You are a great role model.
Chuck: Oh as if you're the poster child for clean living.
Lois: I never claimed to be, ass. Hurley joined Sookie in the movie watching and they discuss genderification of movies. That's not a word, squirrel. On the third floor, Rachel is watching Top Gun. I love that movie. Aravis and Rachel that the men aren't flying planes right now. Must be watching the volleyball scene then. Rose found her room walled off this morning. Suuuuuuucks. Jennifer was being lazy in bed this morning and George Sands wonders if she's ever getting up. Dude, Sookie, don't ever ask if I'm getting up. Because I probably won't be.
Chuck: You're rooming with Sookie now? Now there's a pillow fight I'd love to see. I was laying around in bed playing video games when Andy came over to take advantage of one of the services I offer.
Lois: So you--
Chuck: --Not that service. The other one.
Lois: Ohhhhh. I get ya. Jamie was talking to himself when Didi came in a suggested they get a pizza. Alright then. Leda took a clothed shower after a nightmare. Again, alright then. And Liir was reading when he got a visit from Joan.
Chuck: Man, we were boring today.
Lois: God, I know.
Townishness
Chuck: Jak was running on the beach and found out that Triela got her arm replaced because she ran into a better assassin. That's totally normal. He also ended up racing with Zack and eventually there was a crash and Zack had to feed Jak his potion. Wow. Dirty and rhyming. You don't get much better than that.
Lois: I'm jealous I didn't get to read that bit. Let's get the job part over with, shall we? Zack was not at the Fina, Blysse was at the Gig, Hot!Kyle was at the Freelance HQ, Aphrodite was at the sex shop, Biff was at the Wellspring Arms, G'Kar was at the T&C and Addison was at the Clinic. And nothing happened. Ben was being an ass at Things Reborn and trying to set the alarm clocks so they'd scare people. Ass. Sophie took Geoffrey in to buy clothes for opening nights.
Chuck: Buying clothes secondhand? That's absolutely disgusting.
Lois: You ever heard of vintage?
Chuck: There's a difference between vintage and hand me downs. One being not gross. Anyway, Parker and Sophie met at the Perk to discuss negotiation tactics, whatever that means. Robin was doing a crossword at Caritas instead of working. Nice. Jim Halpert tried to help with said crossword and the conversation ended up turning to Fandom weirdness. Griff and Alex Karev talked about getting back to their room, sexiling and how Effy's sex talk with Griff went.
...you guys are so gay for each other.
Lois: Now, Chuck. You don't know that. Even if it is funny to think about. It was Zack's birthday today and there was a party at the Chilly Boulder celebrating that. Happy birthday, Zack! There was mingling, cake, presents and, of course, a birthday boy. I was in Germany for my last birthday. And the birthday before that I fought a god and ended up unconscious in the clinic.
Chuck: You lead a special life, Lois. Fight Club met today because it's Sunday and that's what happens. There was mingling, some training and eventually everyone beat the hell out of each other. Oh, and Ghanima and Tyler were there for talking to. After Fight Club, Ghanima, Minsc, Deadpool and Nathan went bowling.
Lois: That is a situation rife for comedy.
Chuck: Not much comedy happens, sadly. Nathan and Ghanima ponder the possibility of ugly hats instead of ugly shoes. They aren't ugly if you wear them right, people. Deadpool is apparently wearing his ninja shoes and if he and Nathan had a bowling team they'd be called the swords. Kinda gay.
Lois: Yeah, it kind of is.
Chuck: Ghanima is apparently jealous of Deadpool's ninja shoes. Ma'am, don't be jealous of Deadpool's anything. Minsc complains about the look of the shoes and Nathan agrees. I'm telling you, you people can't work them. And Ghanima wondered why Boo didn't wear the shoes. Yeeeeeeeah.
Lois: And, look at that, we're done.
Chuck: You want to end this in our usual fashion?
Lois: I'm not going to screw you in the radio station. Again.
Chuck: You want to screw me somewhere else?
Lois: No!
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