WTFH

Are we on? Let me just say, I've heard people on the radio complain about being kidnapped by squirrels, and I used to think it was some sort of weird in-joke. I, on the other hand, wasn't kidnapped. They offered me booze. And I'm easy. There's a lot of notes, but there's a lot of these little bottles of rum, so let's see if my ability to read them or the *BEEP*ing booze runs out first.

*pause*

Did I just get beeped? I can't say *BEEP*ing on the air? How about *BEEP*? *BEEP*? *BEEP*? *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*? Well, that's no fun. How can I scar the minds of impressionable young kids if I can't *BEEP*ing swear?

( BEEEEEEEEEEEEP )