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Good morning, Fandom! I'm Alex, Loki is...I dunno, not here. Maybe at the carnival. Maybe on tumblr. Whatever, we don't need him, we have notes! And let's get started with the doings at the school.

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Good morning, Fandom High! Alex here, with your news and, uh, no Loki. Somebody should probably check the stables. You know. Just in case.

Anyway, let's get started with the news of the school. Sports played air hockey, as opposed to fire--oh, the teacher already made that joke in his lecture, after which they actually played air hockey. In Seven Habits, our teachers turned into velociraptors, so we all reacted by just leaving early. Philosophy of Food had a lesson on economics and stuff, which involved them getting covered platters that might have something tasty or nothing when they uncovered them. Most of the people with food offered to share, which proves they are nicer than many world governments.

Nothing seems to have happened in the dorms, but in town, Edward was trying to sell clothes to make a quick buck. Also Barry was in his warehouse getting ready for a movie date with Elsa, who he gave lemonade and popcorn and a tour of his warehouse. Sounds serious, you guys. Then Kathy crashed to lecture Barry about turning certain teachers into dinosaurs, which, nice job, dude! Then Rikku also crashed--jeez, the guy probably would have gotten more privacy in a common room--and Barry asked her if she's been reading his e-mails. Hacking is bad. Nobody do it except me.

Well, that's it for my notes, so I'm headed back to my XBox. Nobody do anything I wouldn't do!

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Alex: Good morning, guys and dames, Alex here with that cat Loki, bringing you all the news that’s fit to not print.

Loki: As if we have anything to print here. It's a queer town.

Alex: That it is. That it is. Let’s begin, shall we? Sooner we’re done sooner I can get out of here and find me a smoke.

Loki: ( Doctor's orders! )

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Good morning, Fandom and Ingvar, and a happy Second Day of Independence to you all! I'm Alex, and this is the news.

( Independence Day Radio! )

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Loki: No. It is far too early for this. We are not even in school at the moment!

Alex: Not to mention I didn’t get any sleep last night. Did anybody get any sleep last night?

Loki: Does Tumblr count?

Alex: ...no.

Loki: Then that would be a no.

Alex: Great. Well, then, let’s do this, in the event anyone can hear us over the singing. If you can call it that.

Loki: Really, it's more a rhythmic screeching. In the dorms, Karina was in a mood on the deck. One that included singing at bugs. Yes. We all know of them.

Loki: In town, we had Hannibal dealing with contractors altering his home. Jono was by to talk to him, but Hannibal declined to say anything of a personal nature. Eliot was also by for a delivery before it was decided this was a tolerable day. At the creepy mansion, Stiles was moping with the dog. I have seen that dog and doubt anyone can mope near it. Derek and he insiston fighting, then talking, then kissing. As is the way of Fandom interactions, I believe. Barry was in the warehouse district, blasting music to drown out the bugs. I do not think it possible.

Alex: Also in the blessedly singing-free town, Isabel opted to avoid the noise by taking a walk at the beach. Great idea, Isabel. At Turtle & Canary, Mike did crossword puzzles and had noise-blocking items on special, like someone with good business sense. Elphaba was looking up stuff about Australia, I guess, at Groovy Tunes, and Eleanor and Evan went shopping for pet supplies at Furnado, where I think Eleanor wound up with a new pet. Eliot didn't like the music at Luke's, and Professor Lecter ordered takeout, but he let Eliot decide what he got. At the Trooper Station, Stiles was back at work, and at Caritas Mike was wearing a wig, while in what looks to be my last note, Jack Priest covered Allie's shift at The Devil's Nest on account of her being a puppy. These things will happen. And I’m out of notes, but I don’t want to go back to the dorms. This is a problem.

Loki: Perhaps we could sleep in the park instead? Like vagrants.

Alex: Like camping! I like it.

Loki: Enjoy your weekend and be mercifully bug free, peoples of Fandom!

Alex: If we had the power, we would literally bless you to be so. Or banish the bugs or something. Sadly, we are but diminished shadows. Peace out!

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Goooood morning, Fandom High! It's me, Alex, here with doughnuts and no Loki! Today is looking up. Let's get started with the news, beginning with the school. That Career Class was down a teacher and about...Human Resources?? Wait, it was actually about a career this week? Talk about a plot twist. There was something about hand puppets in the lecture, but the point here is that there was a lecture, and then people had to roleplay as Human Resources managers. Kathy and Anders paired up, but Kathy, probably wisely, refused to touch the puppets. I mentioned they were down a teacher, but they still had one, specifically Pam and her puppet Pam. Community Service and You was on the mainland again, at an orphanage this time--they still have orphanages? I thought those were just in sad Victorian novels. Anyway, there was a lecture and Bruce told the students their final will be a charity gala. So hope you're good at party planning. Then there was playtime with the orphans, and there were TAs and the teacher for talking to. Teamwork For Jerks was about compromise, and there were graphs, which I didn't really pay attention to, and a lecture, which I sort of did. Especially once I found out that if we could all agree on where to go for lunch, the teacher would pay. Which we did, and she did and so everyone was happy, including her and the TA, Korra. Hero Class was back in the Preserve for a lecture about how being the bigger person totally blows. Then they had to deal with scenarios like being stranded with your enemy, having power over someone who screwed you before, and knowingly walking into a trap. Uh. Maybe don't do that last one. And then of course people could talk to the teacher and TA.

Over in the dorms Maddie was doing some redecorating in her room, and...and nothing. I don't have any more notes for the dorms. Moving right along.

In town, Kathy did homework at the Perk, where she talked to Sparkle about whether she should change her code name, which if it's what's reported here, just saying, probably a good idea. Listen to the guy named Sparkle, Kathy. And then they argued over whether or not she should kill people. I cannot help you there, that is a decision every budding superhero or supervillain must make for themselves. At Groovy Tunes Elphaba was listening to disco. No word on whether that was willingly or not. At Caritas, Mike had summer-themed drinks and wanted Tino to wear a thematic hat, but Tino wasn't in for it. Aeryn stopped in for a beer and wanted to know what was up with the zombies. They're zombies, is what's up with the zombies. At The Perk, Tiny tried to explain soccer to Allie, then ranked the Spanish team by their leg muscles ~~both of which are subjects your intrepid reporter's player has very strong opinions about~~. Kitty came by to say hi and talk about the soccer players, but Allie said she's not actually into sports. Then Kitty had to admit she was a Cubs fan. I'm sorry, Kitty.

And on that depressing note, I'm out of notes and out of here. See you guys next week! Don't do anything I wouldn't do! And, uh, probably don't do some stuff I would do, either. Later!

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Alex: But maybe I wanna sleep until two. Do you squirrels ever think about that? No. Of course not.

Loki: They never do. They only care that we read their carefully scribbled notes and make odd commentaries.

Alex: I’m not sure some of these were so carefully scribbled. This one still smells like rum.

Loki: The squirrels will eventually hit that point where they will be sober, right? If Tony Stark managed it…

Alex: We believe in you, squirrels! You have to have at least as much self-control as Iron Man! Probably.

Loki: It is a goal, at least!

Alex: Anyway, at the school, Career Class gardened in the Danger Shop, and the teachers thought it was too hot. Uh. They do know they programmed the temperature, right? There was a "lecture and you can't see my air quotes but imagine them, and then people had to wear overalls and sculpt topiaries with a chainsaw. People could talk to the teachers or get them more lemonade. Community Service went to a soup kitchen on the mainland, where they got some instructions from Bruce and then fed people before talking to their TAs or teacher. Teamwork class was about what qualities make a good leader, and I'm gonna go with 'being Nick Fury.' Alternately, Captain America. There was a lecture, and then a discussion of how leaders we'd known compared to a list or how we'd change ourselves to be better leaders. And then you could talk to the teacher or the TA. Want to be a Hero was about sneaking off, which sounds way useful actually, and students had to partner up and come up with excuses, then find somewhere private and come back without being obvious about it--oh that kind of sneaking off. That could also be way useful, though, fair enough. And then of course people could talk to the teacher and TA.

Loki: In the dorms... we only had Edward and his battle with a gremlin. No clear winner that we can see.

Alex: Usually it’s the gremlin.

Loki: Poor, poor Edward. In town, we had penguins attempt to take over Luke's before being frightened into the freezer by Eliot. Though I would assume it was far more comfortable in there for them. Nathan attempted to have a smoke in the preserve, but failed. It was probably for the best as smokers go to the roof. Fast Eddie's held a date between Clint and Kitty that devolved into competing at pool. And finally, Allie dealt with Tiny's arm motions and the YMCA at the Devil's Nest. I do not think I understand the connection between them.

Alex: There’s a dance thing. It’s really old.

Loki: ...it sound horrible and degrading.

Alex: Little bit. Well, that’s it for us, Fandom. Tune in next week when we’ll read more of your doings over the airwaves! I’m Alex, he’s Loki, we’re out.

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Good morning, Fandom High! I'm Alex, Loki is...I dunno, and this is the radio! Let's get started.

In school, Career Choices took place at a Grateful Dead concert where they learned to be Deadheads. I don't think that's a job. There was a lecture, for certain values of 'lecture', and then tie-dying. Then they shared their career choices with the class, and could talk to the generously named teachers. Community Service and You headed off-island to build houses after a lecture on safety. The students could work on framing, concrete, or painting, and then the TAs and teacher were also there. Teamwork for Jerks built a scale model of a spaceship out of Legos, after a lecture and Barry explaining Legos to Jalian. They don't have Legos where she's from? Sad. Then the class attempted to build that model without bloodshed, and TA Korra built an igloo while the teacher also messed around with Legos. And Ender was in his office being paranoid about radio. Dude, you're not new, you should be used to this by now.

Over at the dorms, Sia was in the gym beating the heavy bag like it stole something when Nathan came in and told her she hits hard. Meanwhile, Jessica was throwing some kind of happiness party in the sixth floor ball pit. Flick was texting--no word on the subject, I expect better from you, squirrels--and Isabelle was enjoying his shirtlessness, so he offered to take his pants off for her, too.

And in town, Hannibal was taking stock of his pantry when Jono arrived to flirt with Hannibal, who was smug about it. Earlier, Jono woke up and cuddled with his dog, and Raven woke up in his chair and noticed he seemed to be in a better mood. Sparkle was freaking out at 'Dite's, while Elphaba--I probably said that wrong--was just shelving CDs at Groovy Tunes. Eliot was also being paranoid over at Luke's, and Kitty came in. Eliot wanted to know why she was there and she escaped through the wall. She...probably just wanted food? Vic also wanted food, and Eliot told her the salad was safe and to take her coffee black. Sounds...delicious. Not everyone was freaking out today, though, Rapunzel was in the park, swinging from a swing made of her hair. She's got a lot of it. She let Barry swing with her, and he wondered what else her hair could do. Professor Pie brought a teal deer flowers, and the teal deer ate them, which for all we know could be a sign of everlasting affection among teal deer, because then they had a date at Taste of Thai. Edward checked on Rapunzel and they talked about camping. And finally, at The Devil's Nest, everything was normal for Allie, including Tiny's grumbling.

And those are my notes! I don't know what's up with the mood swings, but uh. If anyone's already feeling anxious or frightened or anything, you might want to stay away from me. Just sayin'. I'll see you next week. Alex out!

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Loki: It is, once again, another wonderful Saturday morning. Good morning, peoples of Fandom!

Alex: Yes, good morning! Let’s get this show on the road. I’m Alex, he’s evil, this is your moderately intrusive radio broadcast for the day.

Loki: I'm not evil! You're rude.

Alex: They can both be true.

Loki: Just read your notes, Ares-son.

Alex: You’re also rude, by the way. In school, Career Choices met at a TSA checkpoint to find out if being a drug mule is the career for them. Iiiiii'm gonna say no. The teachers talked, and Kathy was like WTF and Joker took a picture of her. Then the students had to smuggle flour past the TSA, which is at least easier than the real thing. I mean, I guess, I have no real experience with this. Barry made a pinata out of the balloons, which seems like a reasonable response, and Anders isn't from around here, 'cause he thought he could hide the flour in his boot like you get to keep those on or something. Joker had to be patted down 'cause he'd set off the metal detector, so that was a snag. Then Pam and Cheryl were there for the students to ask such questions as 'why?' Community Service and You met outside the school gates for a bake sale! Aw, I missed it. Bruce gave them a pep talk and wore business casual, and the squirrel seems really freaked out by this. Then they sold baked goods and again, I missed it, boo. The TAs were there for the talking to, as was Bruce, who, again, nobody freak out, was not wearing a tie. Teamwork for Jerks was about conflict resolution, so everybody was assigned a conflict with the person next to them and then they had to report back on what they'd learned and-slash-or talk to the teacher or the TA.
Loki: Conflict with someone with whom you work? How utterly relevant.

Alex: Touche. They went on a quest across a fake Preserve in hero class, which was supposed to be easy from the lecture but maybe not so much? They walked through the Preserve until they met a woman whose friends had been captured by bandits. So it sounds like they could help her or maybe not get cake, which blows. Then they met some small helpless animals whose home had burned down and a peasant family whose sheep were missing. And then at the end Cara explained the point of all this and they maybe got cake. And now I really want cake. Oh, and also Cara and Surreal were there for talking to purposes or whatever. Cake!

Loki: I would not be opposed to cake… In town, we have Elphaba at Groovy Tunes where she spoke with Jono concerning her setting thing on fire and veganism. Seifer was also by, recognizing her from his time here at school. So many returns, it would seem. At the Trooper Station, Kitty stopped by to discuss trips home and to dance classes. At Dite's, Hannibal stopped by to discuss condoms with Sparkle and how Anakin did not like him. I must wonder how connected those two things are.

Alex: They’re probably totally related, based on our reporting track record.

Loki: We ought to start a graph for these things.

Alex: And get cake.

Loki: Just as long as it is not a lie. I would be most cross were it a lie.

Alex: I bet the cake at the God of Biscuits’ is not a lie. To Jeff’s!

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Alex: Good morning, Fandom High! In case you haven’t figured it out yet, yes, this happens every day.

Loki: Is it not fabulous?

Alex: We think so! We promise not to take too many liberties--okay, no, we don’t promise that at all.

Loki: Consider it our payment for our time.

Alex: If you don’t want us to do that, well, why aren’t you bringing us doughnuts? Hmm?

Loki: Oh, a most excellent idea, Ares-son! Ahem, on with our notes. Over in the school, we had Community Service and You discuss charitable organizations and how to help people therein. That sounds dreadfully boring. Then we had Career Counselling where the teachers bickered over the class while the students stared on in awe. Barry and Joker discussed how amusing they were before serious talk of finding them help occured. Then they all made their usual introductions. In Want to be a Hero, Cara dashed any of the romantic ideas of heroism with reality. And oh, oh I like this one. They then made their introductions as well. I feel as though we ought to be drinking for this. Teamwork for Jerks began with an alien invasion, though the female Jack did warn that it was all a simulation. And so, they fought the aliens before getting into the usual introductions.

Alex: Also at the school, Kenzi was lurking in her office with a Nerf crossbow, because Kenzi. Anakin was in his office learning about the Jedi Civil War, because boring, when Hannibal came by wanting to know why Atton had been arrested. Turns out? War crimes. Yikes. Then Kenzi tried to sneak up on Anakin, because Kenzi, but he got the drop on her, because superpowers. But Kenzi doesn't need superpowers, because she has a Nerf gun. Too true.

Loki: I do not know the wonders of the, ah, Nerf, I must admit. Though it sounds like it ought to be related to the Norn.

Alex: This is a terrible oversight. I can fix that. In the dorms, Jessica was watching a movie about Thomas Edison and a monkey solving crimes and okay that sounds awesome. Loki--you knew about this movie and you didn't tell me? I'm hurt, man--wanted to know what Jessica was watching, and she gave him popcorn. Rapunzel was drawing birds on the deck, where she was joined by Ichabod, who talked to her about adjusting to this time period, and Jalian, who sharpened her knives. They talked about stabbing things, Jalian's unusual hair, and how Jalian's from California. Sounds like one of the scarier parts of California.

Loki: Is that not where those runaways are from?

Alex: I think so. Hey, Jalian, do you know those Pride kids?

Loki: Inform us of your potential connection through your next actions. Or on my Tumblr.

Alex: In town, Eliot refused to serve a bunch of tuna casserole at Luke's, so they fed them to the polar bears in the fridge. In other news, there are polar bears in the fridge at Luke's. At Needful Things, Seifer was working on some terracotta warriors, aaaaand that's all my town news. Disappointing. Is that all of my notes? *rustling* That’s all of my notes!

Loki: There there. There.

Alex: We’ll have to console ourselves with pastry.

Loki: It is a true hardship. Luckily we are warriors of old.

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Loki: It is the day of the welcome picnic! Do you think they are here yet?

Alex: I hope so. All their shiny little unbroken new kid faces.

Loki: They are all so young, are they not?

Alex: They are. We got old. How did that happen?

Loki: We are ageless gods of a forgotten era. Who now enjoy Tumblr and PS3. In the library, Sholeh had a party. Oh. Oh, those poor books. Sparkle informed Hannibal that he was not pleased by the number of people leaving before it was suggested he make new friends. Zhahar was concerned about the food before Hannibal assured her they were fine before offering herbs for her travels. Yeul was concerned she was late before Evan assured her otherwise. Once again with the food, Zhahar apologized for not making favorites for her guests. Evan then explained to her that he had a dinosaur because Gert was not returning. Cecil then attempted to introduce Foucault to said dinosaur. There does not appear to be blood on these notes, so we shall assume it went well. Sparkle then gave Zhahar presents for her and her sisters. And, luckily for Cecil, there was food for Foucault. I am uncertain what Foucault might be. I will go with a possom here for the sake of radio. Constantine informed Zhahar that he would have ditched the no food in the library rule had he known she could cook. Those poor, poor books.

Alex: I think our books have seen worse.

Loki: That doesn't mean they should!

Alex: Very true. In the dorms, Topher was packing up to leave and Billy offered to help. Bay asked if he was leaving already, and Topher asked if she had graduated, too. She did, and also, she's his roommate. That's the kind of astute observational skills we expect, Topher. Jackson was all packed up and waiting for his portal, and Cordelia came to say goodbye before she left, too.

Loki: Oh, but who will I torment now?

Alex: Pretty sure that’s me.

Loki: Oh right!

Alex: In town, Eliot was teaching the kitchen staff at Luke's how to make a sandwich--they didn't know before? Yikes. Seifer--I probably screwed that up--was drinking coffee at Needful Things, and Stiles was not really doing work at the Trooper Station. Sorry, Stiles, I just read the notes they give me, hope I didn't get you in trouble there! There was a special for old people at Caritas, and Stiles stopped by with birthday and sorry about the sexile doughnuts for Mike. Aaaaand that’s all my notes. For those of you who are new, yes, the squirrels see all. And then we tell everyone about it!

Loki: With only minimal embellishment.

Alex: Unless we feel like it.

Loki: Have a good day, people of Fandom! Enjoy the free food.

Alex: It’s a theme.

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Loki: It is graduation day for those either more or less fortunate than ourselves. I have not yet decided which.

Alex: Usually stuff blows up and stuff, so more. Definitely more.

Loki: Yes, but they are being sent off into a nebulous world of adulthood.

Alex: Some of them are sticking around all summer. Because why not?

Loki: I suppose you make a fair point there. Shall we?

Alex: We shall. In school, the teachers didn't bother coming up with a final for The Modern Workplace and You because I guess they figured their students have met them and wouldn't bother showing up or whatever. But they did show up, and had to run an obstacle course because why not. Chemistry did have a real final, in which they were put in jail and had to figure out how to escape using chemicals. That's pretty neat, actually. Coping with Change featured Chamber or whatever he calls himself now telling his students to seek therapy and letting them talk, and in Menu Planning class Professor Lecter introduced everybody to Mr. Wayne, because he was hosting their dinner. More on that later. And then everybody prepared food. In office hours news, Electroclash held those, but they were mostly devoted to making a packing list.

Alex: Aaaaaand it looks like nothing happened in the dorms. Really? The night before graduation? You guys are boring.

Loki: Perhaps they were busy with… things. And stuff.

Alex: Yeah. Sounds legit.

Loki:In town, we had Eliot attempting to discuss a chili recipe with a friend at Luke's, but sadly it did not work for him. Perhaps a better subject next time? At Book Haven, Liara was terribly busy rescuing books from pigeons. Well. If they are the typical New York pigeons, not even an alien invasion can make them move. Ben returned from places unknown to get ice cream with Ender. Oh my, it has been some time since they graced our notes.

Alex: Wow, blast from the past.

Loki: Do you think they are truly old now? The notes do not give enough detail on this.

Alex: Maybe they have like, beards and stuff now. Weird.

Loki: Why does that make me shudder so? Oh, and there were posters around town for the charity dinner we have been hearing so much about from the squirrels. It took place at the Community Center with a distinctly floral theme. Hannibal guessed that Eliot was indeed new in town before the subject turned to growing seasons. How... interesting for them? Bruce also took the time to talk to Eliot, thanking him for his time before not at all explaining what sort of charity this was for. Raven who is not a student spoke with Hannibal about the oddities of the island and then the menu at hand. She also spoke with Bruce about how good it is to donate to charity. Yes, I am certain there must be some sort of enjoyment there for so many to do it. Then again, I am also certain there must be some in not. As so many do not donate.
Rosalind was there for the people watching apparently, but Bruce still complimented her on the suit she wore. Bruce was also there for anyone who wished to talk to. Such as Rilla who introduced him to her parents. Oh, they must be moving terribly fast now. The students spent their time crafting floral themed courses before serving them to their guests.

And finally, at the Devil's Nest, Nikolai made quite the gaffe with a comment about crosses to Allie. Perhaps he recovered from it gracefully?

Alex: I’m guessing not. Maybe she ate him.

Loki: ...I think that would be the more interesting of the options presented to us. So we should choose that.

Alex: And then she ate him. You heard it here first, folks. And before anyone can correct us or anything, we’re out! Congratulations to all our graduates, don’t forget your cap and gown, and uh. Go armed.

Loki: Best of luck to you all!

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Loki: Could you imagine how many holidays we would have should we celebrate everyone coming back from the dead?

Alex: They’d have to have one for me. Actually, they should have one for me. But would we have to celebrate all the times Jean Grey’s come back from the dead separately?

Loki: Perhaps it would be best to consolidate the X-Men. And the Avengers, come to think of it.

Alex: You could have, like, X-Men Resurrection Awareness Week. Actually, that’s another thing they really should have already.

Loki: Let us be honest… it would need to be a month.

Alex: And not one of the shorter ones, either. Oh, hey, the microphone’s on. Hello, Fandom High!

Loki: Oh, that was not kind, squirrels. It is not as though you have much for us to read anyway. So the rush is uncalled for. At school, we had very little as finals are next week. The Modern Workplace discussed how to talk yourself out of jail. Should that not work, I would suggest lock picking. Chemistry continued to watch the show in which a man with cancer makes meth wile Cade hoped they would learn how to for the final. Oh. Oh, Cade. Perhaps it is best your brain is fried. Coping With Change discussed self expression while Flavours, Food Choices, and Menu Planning had a mock run through. I continue to mourn my not being in said class. And in her office, Electroclash reasearched vacation destinations. Something I think we all have need of.

Alex In town, Eliot found out about the 'free booze for squirrels' policy at Luke's Diner, and was displeased--trust me, man, it's better than the alternative. At Caritas, bird-themed drinks were on special, and Derek came by to tell Mike he's gonna be sexiled next weekend. TMI! TMI!

Loki: And why does that note have glitter on it? You are wasting precious glitter!
Alex: It’s like a lot of glitter, too. In the dorms, Isabelle celebrated having a room to herself by shoving the beds together, and Celia dyed Easter eggs in the third floor common room.

Loki: Oh! We could decorate an egg for each X-Men who returned to life. A few dozen cartons should be enough, right?

Alex: I dunno, there have been a lot of X-Men. And does X-Force count?

Loki: ...I think I would include them. And, should we truly have an eye for detail, we could do each egg in the style of the costume they had when they died.

Alex: I like it. Okay, we’re gonna need to find somewhere with cheap eggs, and steal--I mean, borrow some art supplies…

Loki: I have never liked you more than I do at this moment, Ares-son. Good morrow, Fandom!

Alex: Yeah, bye, guys! If you don’t hear from us for a while, we’re gonna be kind of busy.

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Loki: It is finally spring! Though I must admit that I rather liked the winter this year.

Alex: You’re a frost giant.

Loki: Yes.

Alex: So you would.

( Stupid frost giants. )

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Ha, made it! Good morning, Fandom High, or...not good. Whatever this morning is. Plenty of things to stab out there, though. Loki or whoever he thinks he is this week doesn’t appear to be coming, so let’s get started with school.

( ”Crazytown )

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Alex: Good morning, Fandom High! We’re here to bring you all the news fit to--uh, be scribbled in tiny notebooks by drunk squirrels. That sounded better in my head.

Serrure: *with a much less dramatic French accent* Many things do.

Alex: Um. Who are you?

Serrure: Serrure. I have done radio with you? Are you well, Alex?

Alex: ...all things considered lately, sure, let’s go with that. On with the show!

Serrure: For the best. In the school, I am almost certain the squirrels have made up classed for this radio. But who can tell what happens in their minds? Modern Workplace had Cheryl now be 'Cherlene' and Pam eating 'mentos' as they discussed 'talent'. The class performed like they were America Idols as the teachers bickered and fought between themselves. Chemistry attempted to explain the nature of this island by adding crazy people and crazy towns. Coping with Change had Cecil and 'Jono with a Xorn helmet'?

Alex: See, Loki would have understood that.

Serrure: Oh clever, a pun on my name.

Alex: What? Never mind, I can’t believe myself.

Serrure: The class then discussed all the changes they could do without. Flavours, Food Choices, and Menu Planning involved piano playing this week rather than cooking. In the Library, Billy coped with the lack of heat with a blanket. And finally StuCo met to no doubt discuss another glittered abomination.

Alex: In the dorms, Sia was doing homework in her room. Boring. Atton stopped by to ask her about Cade being weird, and Jessica invited her to a party and gave her a lollipop. Nobody gave me candy. But it turns out the invitation extends to all of us, because Jessica hung up posters in the dorms inviting everyone to the party. It’s tonight, bee tee dubs. Uh...quote-The One Who Speaks With the Voice of Many-end quote (can I call you Onesie? I’m gonna call you Onesie) was meditating in her room when Joker came by to ask about Eleanor. Onesie told him Eleanor isn’t here any more because she was, um, destroyed, and Joker took that about as well as you’d expect.

I have concerns.

I also have one more note, telling me Jackson was in his room with a headache and a nosebleed and wow do I ever hope that’s not related to the other thing at all.

Serrure: I had one this morning. How strange.

Alex: Aaaaand now I have more concerns. In town, Derek took his dog for a walk in the preserve, where he was tackled by Stiles which is apparently weird but doesn’t sound any weirder than any of their other interactions this intrepid reporter has reported on. At Caritas one of the pi-rats defended its right to stay on the rum shelf against Mike’s attempts to evict it, while at The Devil’s Nest Allie just needed them explained to her.

No, but can we get back to how Eleanor was destroyed and there’s someone with a total supervillain name in the dorms?

Serrure: I think you're being a little dramatic, Alex.

Alex: Or maybe I’m being just dramatic enough.

Serrure: Perhaps you need to sleep more before we do this again.

Alex: Maybe I’ll go take a nap now.

Serrure: Bonne journée!

Alex: I have no idea what you just said, but sure, that. Later, Fandom! I can’t believe I miss Loki.

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Loki: Must we return to school? Can we not just stay here?

Alex: Can we go back to Bali?

Loki: Bali was nice…

Alex: I’m just saying. No one said we have to go back to school, right?...except my dad.

Loki: And my brother.

Alex: Ugh. Why couldn’t they be not actual gods? Back on the island, in town, Sparks? Sparks was at my aunt's store, which still sells candy--which would come as news to her, I think--looking up colleges when he got a call from Cade, who didn't need bail money, but to be told what an elephant is and talked out of stealing one. Preemptively preventing needing to give someone bail money, I like it. And at The Devil's Nest, Allie played Candy Crush. See? The island is boring, let's go back to Bali.

Loki: It was wonderfully warm yesterday in Kuala Lumpur. And many elected to stay by the pool. Elsa read over her geometry book and even made a compelling story to go along with it once questioned by Joker. Eleanor was wondering about Elsa's glove wearing, but it soon turned to their respective home's weather. Joker and Eleanor discussed how this vacation was precisely what they needed to get over the winter. Which wasn't that bad, you know. The snow was rather lovely if you ask me.

Alex: Okay, but you’re a frost giant.

Loki: That's speciesist. Or is it racist. I am uncertain the nuances of such things outside of Tumblr where I could call you a Nazi.

Alex: Whatever.

Loki: Zoe went to the central market along with Grace and Cosette, though Grace was less inclined to a respectable pace. Both Kitty and Cade did a little shopping in Suria KLCC while Sia got souvenirs in Little India.

Alex: In the evening, Cordelia was trying to pack like a responsible person or whatever, while Sia blew that off and went to the spa instead. Maddie got carded at Lounge at the Park, which blows, and Kitty and Isabelle went dancing at the Sultan Lounge. Together? Did anyone tell Clint?

Loki: I am certain he will hear should he listen to our radio broadcast.

Alex: Well, that’s all the notes we have for you, here from Kuala Lumpur, where it’s warm...and I definitely need to pack up my stuff.

Loki: Pack all your souvenirs, peoples of Fandom! And return to the cold of winter.

Alex: You could sound less enthusiastic.

Loki: It's my charm. No fault of mine that you are immune.

Alex: Ugh. We’ll see you back in Fandom, guys!

godofxbox

Loki: Well, we survived the children of last weekend. I hope our faithful listeners were not too concerned.

Alex: Yeah, thanks for not checking up on us or anything. Not.

Loki: Well, it was a very intensive Call of Duty marathon…

Alex: True. And I totally beat you. So whatever.

Loki: *huff* I let you win. ( He totally did not let him win. )

abitlowkey

Loki: ...Alex. I believe we have a problem.

Alex: Does the problem involve all the stranger children I saw on the way here, because then yes, we definitely have a problem, lock the door.

*rustling and screeching of furniture being shoved around*

Loki: Do you think we can hide here all weekend?

Alex: ...maybe. Did you bring food?

Loki: … Perhaps if we flee immediately and then stock up, we will not be found?

Alex: Good plan. Let’s do it. And let’s get through this...mountain of notes as fast as possible--

Loki: Good morning and fair warning, peoples of Fandom!

( DON'T OPEN. CHILDREN INSIDE )

godofxbox

Good morning, Fandom, it is I, Alexander Aaron, the only (surviving) son of Lord John Aaron, here to bring you the news of yesterday.

( Soap Opera Radio )

godofxbox

Loki: Again, I am without eyebrows.

*sound of a camera shutter*

( Surprise Boobs Saturday Strikes Again! )

abitlowkey

Alex: Oh, is this going to be a thing again? Because I would like to file a complaint, where do I do that?

Loki:Perhaps the alcoholic squirrels can point you in the right direction!

Alex: I should just learn to deal with it, huh?

Loki: It could have been Doom as your partner.

Alex: Ugh. You always know how to make it worse.

Loki: It is a gift! Ah, there are the notes now.( Such a gift )

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Loki: There is no need to push! I would have gone willingly!

*chittering*

Alex: No, look, Saturdays are for sleeping after staying up all night playing Call of Duty, we’ve been over this--oh it’s you again.

Loki: Now I see why I must be dragged here. To put up with you.

Alex: It’s a conspiracy. A conspiracy of squirrels.

Loki: At least they knew to provide bagels this time. Good squirrels.

Alex: It’s progress. Goooood morning, Fandom. For those of you who are new, welcome to the only place in the multiverse where two actual gods can be pushed around by drunk squirrels. For the rest of you, eh, you’re probably used to it. I’m Alex, he’s evil, let’s get this show on the road, shall we?

( Return of Bickering Gods Radio! )

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It's morning, and it's Saturday, which means gooooooood morning, Fandom High! I'm Alex, here to bring you all the gossip the squirrels saw fit to write down, and for once I won't be complaining about being dragged out of bed because I was kind of up all night playing Call of Duty. I regret nothing. I hope everybody survived their exams--uh, possibly literally, at this school, and let's get started with the news, shall we?

At the school, the last classes held exams, like Fandom Invasions, who had to write about one thing we learned in that dungeon thing you guys got stuck in. So I had to come up with an alternative. Sex Ed got told that life was their final exam, which...it's Thor. Improving Your Skills did weapons training and wrote down something they learned, and Hawkeye asked Natalie to be his TA this summer. Lucky. Stiles asked Clint to watch his cat for him, then told him the cat was Derek. Huh, he totally doesn't seem like a cat person to me.

In the dorms, Rilla was serving tea and cake in the fifth floor common room to celebrate the end of the semester. Is the cake still there? Someone please say yes.

No more notes for the dorms, so moving along to town, where Sparkle painted his nails at Dite's and sold--uh, something--to Atton, who invited him along on whatever he's doing over the break. At the Freedom Arms, Alec was rearranging the guns in the shape of the American flag, because why not? Ben and Ender arrived at the causeway, then realized they were a week early. I'm guessing a Portalocity screwup? It usually is. At least they were in the right dimension. Ben was worried. Karla decided it was some kind of sign and invited them to her birthday thing in her home dimension, so, uh, hopefully Portalocity didn't screw that up, too. Over at The Devil's Nest, Allie was listening to music from the seventies, but at least she wasn't stuck working on her birthday like Mike was at Caritas, where Alice thought the drinks sounded girly, but she drank one anyway. Atton came in to drink and celebrate classes being over, but Mike harshed his buzz by reminding him there are classes over the summer, too. Rough, man. Kitty wished Mike a happy birthday, and somehow figured out from the drinks' names that Mike used to be a stripper. I don't know if this is some previously undiscovered superpower of hers or what. Stiles brought Derek the cat in to watch him drink--ooh, previously undiscovered mean streak there, I like it, Stiles--and Kitty tried to talk him into dressing Derek up in silly costumes. Do it! Do it, Stiles! Then Stiles told Kitty that his dad thought he and Derek are dating, which, I thought he was just stalking you, yeah. Anyway, finally, Allie left The Devil's Nest early to say hi to birthday boy Mike, aaaaaand that's the end of my notes and the end of finals week, woo-hoo!

Now I'm going to see if there's any of that cake left. Later, Fandom!

godofxbox

Loki: I do not understand why Ikol was allowed to speak on radio last week. It would appear there was nothing to speak about.

Alex: I was in New York, so, don’t look at me. I had nothing to do with it.

Loki: I was in a hellish dungeon.

Alex: Why didn’t you stay there?

Loki: ...you are a cruel creature.

Alex: Yeah, yeah, yeah, takes one to know one, whatever, let’s do this.

Loki: Onwards!

( Godlings Radio! )

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Alex: I think there should be a rule that seniors have to do radio the day after the prom, since this stack of notes is all their fault and I haven’t had nearly enough coffee.

Loki: But the glitter!

Alex: I didn’t get to see the glitter. Because I’m a sophomore.

Loki: Well, then. Next year, we shall have to outdo ourselves. Again.

Alex: More glitter?

( We Should Not Be Allowed to Name Anything Radio! )

godofxbox

Loki: Oh, no more deer? They had been rather pleasant once you got past the disturbing staring. How sad.

*chittering*

Loki: Oh, be silent.

Alex: I like the squirrels. Missed you guys. Glad the rum is back.

Loki: But the deer could be used to pull a sled!

Alex: I think they’re still around, you just have to talk a lot to get them to show up. Shouldn’t be a problem for you.

Loki: ...no bagels for you.

Alex: I’d rather have a Pop-Tart anyway.

( Bickering Godlings Radio! )

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Loki: Ah, the beginning of spring break.

Alex: The sounds of people shoving all their stuff in a bag, only to get where they’re going and realize they forgot something important. Everybody remember your toothbrush? What about your phone charger?

Loki: ...Phone charger! Odin's beard, I knew I forgot something.

Alex: Dude. What would you have done when your phone died?

Loki: Gone to Latveria to acquire a new one.

Alex: Makes sense.

Loki: Yes, I am sure it would be quite the fun adventure.

Alex: And that’s the whole point of Spring Break, really.

( Doctor Doom wouldn't have an issue with that trip at all! )

godofxbox

Alex: Good morning, Fandom! I’m Alex, and he’s evil, and we’re here to bring you the news! Now if only someone would bring us some doughnuts.

Loki: Or a bagel. I believe I wish to go to New York for one now.

Alex: I miss bagels. Real bagels...how long does it take to get to New York from here?

Loki: If we ask mine brother, not terribly long.

Alex: ...do you think we could send him to get us some bagels?

Loki: We would need to order extra so that they are not devoured--

( *angry chittering* )

godofxbox

Loki: Why does my head hurt so? What have I done to deserve this?

Alex: Caffeine withdrawal?

Loki: I do not liiiiike iiiiiiit.

( Whiner God Radio )

godofxbox

Loki: I remain uncertain as to whether or not I like this new year.

Alex: Why? It hasn’t done anything to you yet.

Loki: Precisely.

Alex: Oh, wait. Kim Kardashian’s gonna have a baby this year, so. There’s that.

Loki: ...Perhaps Ragnorak is coming this year then.

Alex: Yeah, I wouldn’t rule it out.

Loki: Yes. Nor would I. It appears we only have people doing things in town yesterday. With Jessica working on something secretive at Stark's. And then Derek pretending to not here the horrific screeches of the creature known as Bieber. Miss Pinkie Pie stopped by in order to express her joy over their joint teaching venture and how friendship works.

Alex: He’s teaching a class on friends? Well, the guy is very popular...

Loki: ...intervention time?

Alex: I think we’re beyond that. Mike came in and was disturbed by the music--me too, Mike, me too--and Kitty offered to cheer Derek up with shopping. I dunno if that’s gonna work...

Loki: As long as he does not birth a Kardashian, we should be safe.

Alex: Then it would really be the apocalypse.

Loki: And not even the fun kind!

Alex: Definitely not the fun kind. Or the kind with fish lips, even. Wait. Kardashians...okay, maybe yes to fish lips.

Loki: Does that mean Namor is involved?

Alex: Nah. Too snobby. Anyway, that’s all the news for this week, Fandom! Be less boring!

abitlowkey

Loki: We are back here again. But of course we are.

Alex: Did you have something better to do?

Loki: Perhaps I did! I might have had plans to spend my holiday in Asgard.

Alex: Do you guys celebrate Christmas? Because we don’t, and it’s a ripoff.

Loki: No, but I am certain there would be mead.

Alex: I don’t care about mead, I just want presents.

Loki: If there is enough mead, you can steal your presents!

Alex: ...sounds legit. Anyway, let’s get started. In the dorms, Jessica was watching the gremlins fight when Topher came in to explain to her why this was better than them biting people. She needed that explained? Peter emerged from his room after somehow managing to miss Christmas entirely. Was he a houseplant or something?

Loki: On this island, I would not be surprised.

Alex: Let’s just go with that. He was a houseplant. Sure.

Loki: In town, Cade used the natural inclinations of the gremlins to stage battles between them for money. Are wagers made upon these battles? I would very much like to be involved if that is the case. Surreal questioned him on how long it has been going on and we are to believe only today. He then explained to a fellow called Porthos why the denizens of Fandom fear the gremlin as much as they do. At JGOB, Kitty watched gremlins battle outside as well. Barton was also there, but he was in a most foul mood until he spoke with Kitty. I do not understand how his mood was different from normal.

Alex: Beats me.

Loki: He is very much like that supremely angry cat upon the internet.

Alex: ...I can see it.

Loki: And that was all there is to read today, good people of Fandom!

Alex: Hope you’re all having fun on vacation! Later!

godofxbox

You're serious, this is it?

*chittering*

I'm just saying, you couldn't make Loki do this? And let me sleep in?

*more chittering*

Okay, okay, fine. *sigh* Hello, Fandom, this is Alex, bringing you all the news for whoever's still on the island, so let's just get this over with so I can go back to sleep and then play video games, okay? Okay.

Nothing happened at the school, because it's vacation. In the dorms, Rilla took a sock out of Jims' mouth, and then ate one for herself. Gross...

*chitter*

No, all my socks are dirty. Whatever. In town, Tyrion was reading Wikipedia one last time before he blew town. His brother Jaime is also leaving, and they talked about how they didn't tell their landlord they were breaking the lease. Oops. Allie watched the sun rise in the park, and Kaidan, who was also up way too early, stopped by and told her he'd invite her home if he could leave the island. Why weren't you people asleep? Oh, and Max was also in the park, where he woke up with his hand in a honey jar.

Aaaaaaaaaand that's all of my notes. Later, Fandom!

abitlowkey

Loki: Oh, you are here. I did not bring extra coffee for you, Ares-son.

Alex: Like I would take coffee from you, anyway. It’d probably be poisoned.

Loki: It is peppermint mocha.

Alex: ...gimme.

Loki: Oh, but it is poisoned. With deliciousness.

Alex: Then I’ll definitely pass because that’s probably what you named something that’ll melt my insides.

( Mmmm. Mocha. )

godofxbox

Good morning, Fandom! This is Alex, free of that other guy, bringing you all the news the squirrels saw fit to drag me out of bed for.

( You're all teenagers radio! )

godofxbox

Good morning, Fandom, this is Alex, bringing you the news, without that guy, yay!

*chitter*

Yes, I have to sound that happy about it. Let’s get started with school news.( ”Solo )

godofxbox

Loki: Ugh, I think I have eaten too many of your Midgardian sweets.

Alex: No such thing on Halloween. You’re just a wuss.

Loki I loathe you with great intensity--ohOdin'sbeardeverythinghurts.

Alex: Tch. Weak. Have another Reese cup.

( Consume Sugar Responsibly Radio! )

godofxbox

Good morning! Or as good as a morning can be, which is not very. Alex here, bringing you all the news the squirrels saw fit to shove at me.

( Radio! )

abitlowkey

Loki: Hello, island! We are in Africa!

Alex: And no one’s killed anyone else yet! Somehow!

Loki: We can always hope you are devoured by lions before the week is out.

Alex: Nah. Lions are like my spirit animal or something.

Loki: Unfair. I have a magpie instead.

Alex: Your magpie weirds me out.

Loki: You only say that because he watches you sleep in a terrifying manner.

Alex: Exactly. Can’t you make him stop that?

( Not at all! )

godofxbox

Loki: Hello again, Ares-son!

Alex: Loki. Did you have fun, or at least manage to refrain from murdering Thor again, last weekend?

Loki: Mine brother met... out other brother here. I can't imagine it was easy to converse with yourself.

Ikol: *CAWS*

Alex: I’ve never had this problem. I think there’s a guy who kinda looks like me, though.

Loki: Oh, no. He is much more attractive.

Alex: Hey!

( Insults and coffee radio! )

godofxbox

Alex: I would like to thank the squirrels for letting me finish my Pop-Tart before they dragged me in here today. Seriously, that was unusually polite of you. Couldn’t you have locked him out of the studio, though?

Loki: They like me, I think. I bring them the finest mead of Asgard.

Alex: I thought they only liked rum. Squirrels are confusing.

Loki: They fell over after a few sips, so perhaps it was confusing for them as well?

Alex: You probably gave them alcohol poisoning. You...squirrel poisoner...no, I can’t bring myself to care about the annoying squirrels. Let’s just read the notes.

Loki: I did not! They were... they are still alive at least.

( Radio under here. )

abitlowkey

Loki: You are here as well? I had hoped to have lost you after last week.

Alex: I’d hoped to be allowed to sleep in and not have to deal with you, but no such luck for either of us. Stupid squirrels. Ow!

Loki: I was smart enough to procure coffee for myself before this. Unlike some.

Alex: The squirrels dragged me straight here. Give it.

Loki: Perhaps if you were polite!

Alex: Pfft. No.

Loki: All the more coffee for me then. It is supposed to taste of pumpkin.

Alex: You know it stunts your growth, right? Oh wait. You’re already the littlest frost giant.

Loki: Oh ho, how terribly clever! Your wit is sharp enough to cut me, Ares-son. Shall we read the notes so that I may enjoy this coffee in peace?

Alex: I just wanna go back to bed. Let’s do this already.

( I come from a land of ice and snow )

abitlowkey

Loki: This is not the day I am normally forced into here. Has something happened? Was it terrible?

Alex: Well, I’m stuck with you, so, yes, something terrible happened, but did I miss a day or something? I thought it was Friday.

Loki: I tire of your material, Ares-son. Please find something more interesting to whine about. Perhaps the state of airports?

Alex: What do airports have to do with anything? You’re so weird.

Loki: It is humor! I thought it was something mortals did! Joke about airline food and all sundries!

( In which they are BOTH weird )

abitlowkey

Loki: There are to be new people today! Are you not excited?

Alex: Little worried relatives are gonna show up, actually. I think ‘that might be bad’ might be the one thing we can agree on...but there’ll be free food!

Loki: Free food indeed.

Alex: I’m a growing boy. I hope.

( NEWBIE DAY! )

godofxbox

Hey, am I here first? What happened to Loki? Did he leave? That would be awesome...we’re just going to pretend he left. Welcome to Saturday Radio, Fandom people! Now with way less evil! I'm Alex Aaron and this is your news. Now let’s get started before he shows up and ruins everything.

( Lone Teacup God Radio )

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Alex: Why can’t this ever happen when I’m not already sleeping? This is totally unfa--oh and of course you’re here.

Loki: I'm always here. You're simply late again.

( Radio Sue )

abitlowkey

Loki I feel it is far too early for this, squirrels. You could at least grant us the bitter ambrosia of coffee.

Alex: Speak for yourself, I’m going back to sleep after this.

Loki: Perhaps a latte... I like lattes.

Alex: Because I’m so sure we all care.

Loki: The do not have them in Asgard! And Broxton has a diner, but no coffee shop. It is truly an outrage.

Alex: That’s terrible. And why I could never live in the Midwest.

Loki: I do not know if I ought to move away from there. Considering New York's tendencies toward full scale invasion...

Alex: We don’t want you, what with your history of breaking half the town.

Loki: Oh, as though your reputation is better. Oh wait... you do not have one!

Alex: Nicholas has worked very hard to keep that true, thank you very much, and seriously, so much better for no one to know my name than to be known for all your crap.

( You are so jelly, that you have become jam. )

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Loki: Oh, you are still around. Such a shame.

Alex: Funny. I was going to say the same thing. Except, you know, less pompous and evil.

( Let there be radio! )

abitlowkey

Loki: I have some foul concoction in my hair that smells of coconut. I do not like whatever whimsy has taken the island.

Alex: Whine whine whine. I got hit in the head by a popsicle. I don’t even know where it came from. Maybe a bird dropped it...maybe your bird dropped it on me.

Loki: Ikol would not drop food on you. He would drop rotting meat, but not something sweet.

Alex: While it wouldn’t be the first time, keep your bird away from me.

Loki: But he is ever so fond of you!

( Magpies and Fear gods, yo. )

godofxbox

Loki: I find this haranguing most uncalled for. I was prepared for you rodents this time, you know. Sad eyes will not work on me to do your work!

Alex: Seriously, guys, this is getting old--oh, and that’s getting old, too. I see you’re less mare-shaped this week.

Loki: I was a male pony! I think. Why were you looking?!

Alex: Ew. I didn’t have to look, everybody knows about that. How’s Sleipnir? Still got eight hooves?

Loki: I will murder you in your sleep and regret not a single thing, sweet Ares-son.

Alex: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. Let’s get on with this, I have sleeping until noon to get back to.

( In the words of the denizens of the internet... )

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